Most Disturbing Vocaloid Pairings

Well, I was asked this question by my big brother, and I already know a few people's. So I want to see what you guys think. And yes, Utau and Derivatives (Relatively Well-known ones) do count, because in my book, anything (of this sort) or anyone who have 3 or more original songs do count.

The Top Ten

1 Kagamine Rin x Kagamine Len

, so many things wrong with this pair.
*They look like twins.
Seriously, they look exactly alike. Both have the same length yellow hair, same eyes, same chest (sorry Rin), same face, similar clothes, almost everything! The only differences are the height, weight (by like a few pounds/ 1 inch), and gender. Otherwise, they look exactly alike and it would be too much of a coincidence if they weren't twins. Twins shouldn't be dating, either.
*It would be unlikely if they weren't twins.
It would be creepy to date someone that looks exactly like you. This is basically self-chest like the other person said.
*Mirror images.
This one is hilarious. Basically self-cest again. Besides, twin is a synonym for mirror images. Like the other person said, being a mirror image means the other person would do the exact same thing as you. And you would basically be the same person. Dating your mirror image is basically dating yourself.

Crypton even said that they were going to be ...more

Shipping them is wanting them to be forever alone. Mirror image = same person. - YukariYuzuki

Twins: twincest...
Siblings: incest...
Mirror images: another version of Narcissus / self-cest
Unrelated: very highly unlikely. probably twins separated from birth which leads to twincest again.
TRULY unrelated: guess it's fine. but dating a someone that looks like you kinda link to self-cest.
Mirror images: let's say you're not self-cest, but mirror images or technically the same person right? So you share the same personality, looks, wishes, knows all your secrets, copy everything you do. very annoying... probably won't last.

I can go on and on and on of how wrong this pair is. wherever you guys decide to settle down, I hope for the best because your relationship, Rin and Len, is so far the most disturbing.

No offense to RinLen fans. :P

This is crazy. They're twins. They're already paired up. They're already related. They already love each other. Why do people have to date each other to make it count? Why can't they love each other as siblings? I don't know any twins who date each other and if anyone else does, I'm a little scared. I think these two are great together, but there are a couple more things wrong with shipping them.
The whole point of Rin and Len is that in terms of looks, they're almost a male and female version of the same person, but in terms of personality, they're complete opposites. Isn't that exactly what we want to avoid? I mean, everyone is always going on about Miku and Luka having opposite personalities (I don't ship them, it's just an example), but apparently there's nothing wrong with Rin and Len's personalities being opposite. I mean, Len is meant to be shy and cute and Rin is meant to be sociable and short tempered. I'm not going to rave on about them looking the same because other ...more

This is basically incest.

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2 Hatsune Miku x Kagamine Len

Okay, I need to disagree. But before I continue, I'd just like to say that Miku x Len is an awesome ship in my opinion. SO how the heck is Kaii Yuki x Kiyoteru less disturbing than this? Is it totally normal for a 9 year old to go out with some dude maybe in his 20's or 30's? Because Miku is 16 and Len is 14, so that's only a 2 year age gap compared to those two. So anyway: First of all it's stupid to ship people based on their voices or their colors. A couples voices can go well together, but that girl's personality could be shy, and the guy's could be psychopath serial killer. Also it's dumb to go: ' I go them because red and green match! " Or: 'i ship them because Blue and Yellow match! Red and Pink is a stupid color combination! ' Also, Crypton did not release their official personalities, so don't even start with shipping them based on that load of crap. IF you are going to hate a couple, let it be based on a legit reason, like, "He's 32 and she's 10 or something." Good day to ...more - NekoYaoiPrincess

So Miku being two years older than Len is what throws some people off? I just don't see why, I mean I didn't think much of it until I came here. I had never seen a problem with it. She's not 20 years older than him is she?
And what's this about colors not matching and personalities. I like Vocaloids exactly for that, because you get to imagine and fabricate what they are like and it wouldn't be "wrong" or "uncharacteristic" in the sense. Yes there are different ways different people interpret their characters, for example Rin and Len being siblings or not. So yes I do ship Miku and Len that's how I chose to interpret their relationship. I don't really care whether you don't like them or only see them as platonic but to argue that their colors don't match is just irrelevant.
I also happen to think their voices sound nice together. So think what you want, this happens to be my opinion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why? So just because Len is 14 and Miku is 16, that doesn't work? Tch, please, my dad is 46 and my mom is 37. I can't argue with anyone who doesn't ship this because of a specific reason, but I especially CANNOT argue with anyone who goes "Len and Rin are best because they're both blonde" or "Miku should be with Kaito because I saw her with Kaito in a lot of videos" or even "Gumi should be with Gakupo because the colors match" because it's all so stupid! Like, come on, are you 5? Plus, from a recent comment, "Their personalities (blah, blah, blah)" isn't right. VOCALOID singing synthesis have NO PERSONALITIES. They're not real, they're computers, it's ' VOCALOID. No offense to anyone.

I am one of the few people who love this ship. And I can tell you why. In the openings of the Project Diva games, you can see some moments where they had little interactions with each other. I know, that's a stupid reason, but I always have this prickle feeling whenever I see them together. They just look so cute together! Don't go hate me for this, but I shipped them since I was little. Just read some mangas or fanfictions of them and you will get the same feeling as me. Well, I also accept the other ships, but I only get this special feeling when I see them together.

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3 Kaai Yuki x Hiyama Kiyoteru

Like what the other opinion said, Kiyoteru is an adult (he's 22 by the way, not 40) and Yuki is a child (9).

Like if the teacher was 20 and the student was like 15, sure, I don't really care about the huge gap between ages or anything, but if one of them is 9 years old, it doesn't work. I only ship kids with other kids. Once they get to be 13 or something, then it's okay to ship them with other people. Just not when they're not even tweens yet. Otherwise, age difference doesn't bother me unless the people are like 50 years apart, then it gets creepy.

I don't say this often when it comes to ships but this pairing makes me barf and cringe. Like practically everyone else said, she's 9. I usually say ship and let ship but this is just wrong on so many levels.
I understand the interest in problematic ships to a certain extent as they make up for interesting plot-points and I definitely understand that not every ship has to be sexual (most of my ships are only romantic, problematic or not) but shouldn't it at least be a criteria that the characters we pair are on the same maturity-level and knows what the hell it is they're doing?
A 9 year old no matter how intelligent has no comprehension of adult-relationships which is exactly how it should be at that age.

Someone please give me a reason this is a good ship. I’m waiting.

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4 Hatsune Miku x Kaito

Miku doesn't go good with Kaito, her voice is disturbingly high pitched and off key. Mixing it with Kaito's lower voice is just terrible. Kaito and Meiko actually sound good together, KaitoxMiku is way overrated. Actually, Miku herself is overrated, but is won't get into that. They just don't go together. I don't really care about the age difference (since I'm also a KaitoxLen shipper, hehe) but they just don't sound or look good together. What really pisses me off is the fandom. Oh my god, the fandom is nuts. Not all of it, but at least 90% of it. "I HATE MEIKO SHE TOTALLY STOLE KAITO FROM MIKU! " Okay, first of all, Meiko was made before Miku. Second of all, do you really hate her just because she supposedly "stole Kaito"? Third of all, that just makes KaitoxMiku look bad, you moron. Seriously, it's like this with almost every fan I've met. I don't mind that you ship them, just please, don't try to act like it's your hobby or something. That just proves you have no life right there.

I reckon Miku and Kaito look really cute, but they're voices don't go, or their personalities. I don't ship them, but I don't like Meiko x Kaito either.

I definitely agree. I don't hate the ship but... like you said they don't look good together. At all. They just don't. I've heard a couple songs with the two of them that actually sounded nice... But aside from those two songs, their voices just don't mix. Not to mention, I have a problem with the age difference. I mean, the fact that he's probably ten years older than her at the most doesn't really bother me, but what does bother me is the fact that she's never going to get older. And that's been proven considering the fact that she's been sixteen since 2004. (Or whenever they made vocaloid). I personally ship Kaito and Meiko. Kato and Meiko not only SOUND good together, but they also LOOK good together AND their both around the same age, so even if they never get older, there's no problem because, you know, they already sound fantastic together. (Miku's voice needs to become a lot lower for them to sound good together. Which will never happen) I've already made this extremely long ...more

I definitely agree. I don't hate the ship but... like multiple people said they don't look good together. At all. They just don't. I've heard a couple songs with the two of them that actually sounded nice... But aside from those two songs, their voices just don't mix. Not to mention, I have a problem with the age difference. I mean, the fact that he's probably ten years older than her at the most doesn't really bother me, but what does bother me is the fact that she's never going to get older. And that's been proven considering the fact that she's been sixteen since 2004. (Or whenever they made vocaloid). I personally ship Kaito and Meiko. Kato and Meiko not only SOUND good together, but they also LOOK good together AND their both around the same age, so even if they never get older, there's no problem because, you know, they already sound fantastic together. (Miku's voice needs to become a lot lower for them to sound good together. Which will never happen) I've already made this ...more

When I was, like, eight or nine, I was OBSESSED with this ship, but now I despise it. In this one comic, Kaito and Meiko were portrayed as middle-aged folks(45-65, but I’d say they’re both forty-five). Now, I’m sure if it was an OFFICIAL comic, but it doesn’t really matter. Miku is sixteen. She’s not even an adult yet. Also, Kaito and Meiko were made for eachother, I think. Now, I’m not against the people that ship this, I justed wanted this to sink into their minds.

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5 Kagamine Rin x Hatsune Mikuo

... Well if Rin and Mikuo does like each other then I support... I don't see anything disturbing... Seriously.

Eh... What about it? -_-

I am neutral...just think there's something wrong with this ship but I don't know why... someone can explain that? (Explain if you can beat my own "mother's understanding") "SHUT UP FOR THE ONE WHO DON'T AGREE, I HAVE MY OWN OPINION"

I won’t say disturbing, but I’ll say that they don’t match.

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6 Neru x Len

People probably ship them cause their both yellowish which is a stupid reason but this is a good ship compared to a lot of the vocaloid pairings. I mean come on rin x Len they look like twins! They are even considered twins in some of their songs. And if they are twins that would be incest. (sorry if anyone takes that as an offense).
I don't want to admit but I do ship neru x Len.

I feel kinda like people only ship them because they look good together and they have this idea that Neru is all tsundere. But what I find really annoying is how people just overlook the fact that Neru's voice is Miku's pitched down and doesn't go well with Len's at all. And I sort of said this before, but Neru is supposed to be roughly seventeen (a year older than Miku) and Len is fourteen. It's REALLY frustrating how people ALWAYS make Neru look younger than him in fan art.

That's just insane. Len is cheerful and energetic boy, Neru is... What she is. I don't mean that I don't like Neru, Neru is my favourite :( But she and Len... Just NO.

Neru is a fanloid but I can imagine in an anime, they would be a hilariously awkward couple. - felispasta

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7 Kagamine Rin x Kagamine Rinto

Wait what? Honestly I don't even get what the point of Rinto and Lenka is in the first place. Weren't Rin and Len supposed to be each other's counterparts?
I don't know how disturbing I find this on a scale from 1-10 I mean, they're supposedly the same age and unless Krypton has made it official not siblings either. But I think it's hella boring however to ship characters whom are practically identical to one another. Wherein lies the interest in that kind of interaction?

Sure, the Vocaloids doesn't have official personalities but isn't the point of characters like Mikuo and Rinto to be just that, simply Miku and Rin of the opposite gender?

They're practically the same person. They're genderbends! They make me want to puke when I see a picture of them. Yes, they bave the same interests and stuff, but their looks throws me off. They're better as cousins or anything related to that.

Their voices may sound well together, but that's because Rinto's voice is basically Rin's voice, except only lower!

No no no no no, what the hell? I don't understand how I find this weird and love lencest but, no. Rin and Rinto look much better as relatives. He could be her father! The resemblance is literally that close. No, it's not right to have Rin date the male version of herself, it's not right. - Vocaloid_____Forever__0529

What? I never knew this even exists! How are you supposed to ship your counterpart with yourself?! This is not as bad as LenRin (that ship is worse..[sorry shipperz]) but it's just a big NONO! (No offense RinRinto shipperz! )

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8 Haku x Len

This is a ship? I never knew that, this must be one of those rare ships that are made, but this would never work. Haku and Len are like opposites, Haku has a depressing vibe while Len is just... Len. SO NO, this shouldn't even qualify, it's not cute at all. - Vocaloid_____Forever__0529

They don't look good together. I've seen a good amount of people ship them but they just don't go together. :(

Why does this ship exist?! Len is 14 while Haku is clearly older than him! I seen videos about this pairing and I just don't understand why. People, think about the age difference and how it won't work out! But this is coming from a Haku x Luka fan so I'm a bit weird.

HAHA really? I can't call this ship! they are more like siblings!

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9 Kaito x Meiko

They're literally made to be together. I don't know why so many people don't ship them and I have no idea how a pairing like Miku x Kaito got more popular than them. It's as close to cannon as a Vocaloid ship can get.

What!? These two sing really well together, they were just made for each other! Opposites attract! Miku x Kaito is not right because their voices don't go and people just pair the most popular girl with the hottest guy. Meiko and Kaito, no age gap, it's perfect!

Woah. Hold on! They're literally made to be together! I have no idea why people don't ship this and I have no clue on how Kaito x Miku got more popular than this ship! I mean, I have no problem with Kaito x Miku but how the hell is this ship not that popular?

I hate Meiko cause I hate brown haired woman, she have drunk habit. Kaito looks innocent. Do you like bullying-romance life? I do not care about their voice

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10 Kagamine Rin x Kamui Gakupo

Kagamine Rin has such a high, sharp, clear voice. Kamui Gakupo has such a low, thick tone. These together do not balance each other out! Gakupo overpowers Rin. Gakupo HAS to sing background to Rin or they don't balance.

I seen enough but gakupo goes good with kaito

I have no idea how the ship even came about! It just doesn't look right and it NEVER WILL. Rin's voice is so young and piercing compared to Gakupo's which is deep and calm. It's never going to work.

Oh my god!

People hate this ship for really ridiculous reasons and here they are;

1. Their age gap which doesn't even exist because Gakupo has no age as of today, he could be 6 months old for all we know.

2. Their colours. VOCALOID isn't about looks, it is about an amazing products looks.

3. Their voices are opposite. It adds a balance, you should sort of listen to them. It's understandable if you hate their voices together but they do go well melody wise, especially in Taboo.

[If you hate the ship, fair enough but have a good reason instead of something shallow or non existent]

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The Contenders

11 Tei Sukone x Kagamine Len

I'm sorry but I don't like this pairing at all for 1 thing tei is 19 yrs old and len is only 14 that's like a young adult that has a very young boyfriend plus there personalities are different tei would stalk len to no end plus she's yandere and I don't think len would want a girlfriend who masturbates in public and kills people that would creep him out plus len is a happy go lucky type of guy tei is yandere if len won't choose her she'll kill him

I don't know why people hate this ship, I find it adorable. I mean yeah, Len would probably be scared of Tei's murderous instincts, but she DOES have some self control. She genuinely believes murder is wrong, she just sorta snaps sometimes. I think that Len would be like a drug for her to keep her calm. If he would talk to her long enough to realize she's not entirely crazy, he'd probably really start to like her. And yeah, it's kinda gross that she masturbates to him in public, but that's better than her actually going out and raping him, isn't it? I feel like it means she genuinely loves him enough that she won't force herself upon him.

I really don't like this pairing plus there voices are completely different Len has a high pitched and somewhat childish tone for a voice while tei has a (somewhat) low and dull robotic-like voice it would clash badly in my opinion and again I don't think Len would want some yandere freak as a girlfriend

Tei would get arrested for stalking, harrassing and trying to date a 14 year old. I don't really like Tei myself though. Her voice isn't so interesting to me and It's just all about Len for her. I think that she and Ichine Luna were meant to represent the Kagamine Len fangirls (I myself Is a Len fangirl. But I don't go into lengths like getting a Len dakimakura, calling him pet names like "Banana Kun", or get mad when someone else also is a fangirl of Len. Same thing goes to KAITO because I'm also a huge fan of KAITO) A lot of songs by her (Tei) are pretty much describe able as "Len kyun aishiteru! ", "Len kyun, will you marry me? ". Guess like someone has been listening to SPICE!, Gigantic O.T. N and Messiah or Desire too much.. Poor Len.. - MLPFan

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12 Kamui Gakupo x Megurine Luka

I haven't really looked into them, so I haven't heard them sing together, but looking from the outside, I think they'd go well together.

This is my strongest and most favorite ship. I haven't heard them sing together but I imagine them being deep in love in my fandom world. Go ahead with your options its GAKUPO x LUKA FOREVER WITH ME!

Well I kinda ship it... Due to the song 'go Google it' but I feel like Luka would stay single and independent ;-;

Honestly it's the worst ship in Vocaloid in my opinion. It's hard to explain. I don't get why so many people ship it- other than their song 'Go Google It,' I don't know of many reasons.

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13 Gumi x Len

No. Gumi x Len is a no go for me. I ship Rin and Len. I don't care how many people hate them. I think its cute. They sound good together, and look good together. I get absolutely triggered when people ship Gumi x Len. Just no. Absolute no.

Don't call them disturbing. They're cute.

WHAT! How are they disturbing? They look cute together
You don't have to ship them but they are nowhere near disturbing!
I'm not really sure why this list was created. All couples are great in their own way, everyone just has a different opinion on who they like the best. But no vocaloid ship is disturbing.

I pesonally see Gumi around 17 years old, (since the first pic I saw of her was her box art) and I find it weird for a 17 year old to date 14 year old. I like lily and gumi together because I prefer yuri, but Ah it's a Wonderful Cat Life is a super cute song, and if someone can convince me that gumi is younger I might ship it. Weird coming from a RinLen/ sometimes RinGumi shipper since that would just rip apart both ships.

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14 Luka x Kaito

I actually like this couple very much. Their voices are very nice together and although their ages aren't official, and even though age doesn't entirely matter, they look like they are both in their twenties so people can't really argue about age difference. Also, they look really nice together, don't you think? I don't agree too much with Gakupo x Luka because I don't think their voices are very nice together. Miku x Kaito feels a little pedophile, and their voices aren't very nice either. And I always seem to imagine Meiko as Kaitos older sister. She makes fun of him lightly at times but is somewhat nice to him. Same goes for Luka and Gakupo a little I guess.

Hey this pairing isn't that bad their voices are great together and they look good together take this off the list!

I agree with "I actually like this couple very much. Their voices are very nice together and although their ages aren't official, and even though age doesn't entirely matter, they look like they are both in their twenties so people can't really argue about age difference. Also, they look really nice together, don't you think? I don't agree too much with Gakupo x Luka because I don't think their voices are very nice together. Miku x Kaito feels a little pedophile, and their voices aren't very nice either. And I always seem to imagine Meiko as Kaitos older sister. She makes fun of him lightly at times but is somewhat nice to him. Same goes for Luka and Gakupo a little I guess."

They are best Miku can go die in a ditch because Kaito will never fall for her

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15 Shion Kaito X Hatsune Miku

God Just no, I dislike this ship for various reasons that I surely will get hated on but I don't care.

1) Even though ages are verified/official Kaito is obviously older than Miku, the age gap doesn't matter but if I hadn't known better just taking a glance at them it would totally look like a pedophile couple to me. I'm a huge Kaito fan although.

2) Pisses me off just because 50% of the people that ship these two are because of their similar colors.

3) Do you even know the translation of Cantarella?

Person : I so ship this! It's like true love!

Me : Look up the lyrics, and tell me that again.

Which means about most of the fans only ship them because of that one song. But are unaware of the true meaning

This was already on the list earlier.

To be honest, I don't like the ship only because I, just... don't ship it. But for the people saying 'Kaito is too old for Miku, because he's, like, 25' is kinda stupid, because he has no official age. Sure, he sounds like he could be 30, but I personally know plenty of 15 year olds who have lower voices than him! Same goes for how tall he is/ how 'old' he looks. You cannot judge age by looks. People think I'm, like 18 sometimes, which I am most definitely not. But if you don't like the ship, that's cool with me. And if you do ship it, that's cool to. They're vocaloids people, and were not made for shipping wars! Let people ship what they wanna ship. Unless it's, like Gachapoid x Meiko or some bull like that. That's just plain grooos. *shudders*

I feel the only reason that this is shipped is because of the fact that both of their color schemes are centered around blue. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would ship it.

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16 Gumi x Kamui Gakupo

They aren't siblings, but I just can't see them in a romantic relationship. Maybe old friends?

I think that they are the best couple and I think that they are NOT SIBLINGS

Even though Gumi is one of my favorites, I can't see her with Gakupo. Personally I feel Luka and Gakupo are a better match. They have a mature feeling to them that I love.

I see them as like childhood friends that like each other it's cute! Not really disturbing..

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17 Lenka x Nero

So, who agrees with me that this ship should not exist? I have the same opinion, they're not cute together.

I don't see anything wrong with it

What? I never even knew this was a thing... I kinda regret finding out it is a pairing though... :/

You realize if only one was genderbent they'd look eerily alike, right?
just saying', it's kinda like Rin x Len.

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18 Hatsune Miku x Hatsune Mikuo

I think they're more like siblings. I mean this would pretty much mean Miku is dating herself. (the guy version of herself, but meh. ) Miku likes herself, but not quite that much.

To be honest, this pairing really throws me off. It makes sense in a way because they have so much in common, but when actually put together it comes off as a disturbing pairing. In my view, they would be better off as best friends or siblings.

This isn't even incest...It's...It's...I don't know what it is! It's self-cest because Mikuo is just Miku.. So no, in my opinion, this is a terrible idea for a ship. It's basically Miku dating herself, and if you think about it, kinda sad.

That ship, is... nonsense - BorisRule

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19 Megurine Luka x Kagamine Len

Sorry but I don't like this if Luka were to date Len in my opinion she would look like a paedophile Len is still a pubescent teen and Luka is basically an adult she's too mature for him and their voices don't clash very well Len's child-like high pitched voice overpowers Luka's mature and lady like voice when I heared them sing 'Magnet' Luka's voice was somewhat having a hard time keeping up with Len's voice half of the time you only hear Len's voice you can hear Luka's too but she sounds like she's whispering instead of singing when the 2 of them are supposed to be singing together and Luka's voice sometimes overpowers Len's voice as well they don't clash very well and she's too old for him

Luka is so much older than Len and their voices don't blend well together Luka looks like she's old enough to be Len's mother or teacher

I'm sorry okay but they honestly don't seem right. Logically, Len would be a good few feet smaller than Luka, Luka is 20 and Len's only 14, and they don't look good together. I think they'd be the distant friends who nod or say hello whilst passing each other. I can't see them as a couple.

They look kind of cute together, but the voices just, boo!
But, besides the voices I think they're pretty much good from there!

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20 Meiko x Megurine Luka

So what people? Yuri is yuri and yaoi is yaoi (I'm a guy so I kinda find it disturbing though). Respect it then be racists that hurts people's feelings.

When I think of this it doesn't seem bad, but my heart is already placed at Gakupo x Luka and Kaito x Meiko so...

I reckon most people who don't like this ship are either against yuri/yaoi or generally don't like Meiko much and don't particularly ship her with anyone. Because it would physically work really well. But I don't's just a thought.

This makes sense to be honest. I don't ship it but it's cute

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21 Kaito x Kagamine Rin

I find it hard to ship this, it's like shipping Haku and Oliver, I don't have anything against it but it's hard to imagine

Come on, guys. She's 14.

I used to ship this a lot, but know that I kinda look at it.. I don't know. I still have a slight interest in the ship but I don't know how I feel about it.

This is the stupidest couple ever invented!

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22 Kaito x Kagamine Len

What the heck do you mean huge age difference? I've looked and I haven't been able to find Kaito's age anywhere, although most people think he's in his late teens or early twenties. The age difference isn't all that big if he's in his teenage years. You could argue that Len, being thirteen (or was it fourteen? ) is to young to be dating someone Kaito's age. You may have a point there, but don't shove some bull crap down my throat about a large age difference when Kaito has no official age.

If Len was female, no one would ship it. Their voices don't look that good together AND Kaito is way older than Len. People always forget age gaps when it comes to Yuri and Yaoi.

I don't know what it is about this pair but I LOVE them while I know a lot of people who ship them I have to say I'm the biggest! BEST. VOCALOID. SHIP. EVER!

Kailen is so wrong to me in a lot of ways. In a lot of the manga Kaito just happens to be kinda like FATHER to him. The age difference is questionable as well. Personally, I ship Meiko x Kaito but especially Luka x Kaito. I ship Len with Piko, Oliver, and Fukase. My sister likes Kailen...FML.

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23 Kamui Gakupo x Hatsune Miku

Their voices clashes with eachother. Gakupo has a very low and manly voice, while Miku has a childish, weird and high voice. Purple and turquoise don't fit either.

This is just like Miku x Kaito in the sence that Gakupo just seems way too old for her.

Their voices sound good together especially when using Miku dark with Gakupo power, they harmonize nicely and there s a form of mutual respect between the two as in neither of them take over the other like in their cover of Tsugai kogarashi or the cuter close x cloths overall I think they should be made to sing together more often.


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24 Kaito x Kaito

It's not disturbing, it just shows how Kaito has a massive ego. But still, the ship two different Kaito modules. His Classic module and his Cyber Neko module. I have NO idea how it came about! But yeah, that's the ship, and I do not approve it.

They are the same person

This is definitely the most disturbing in my opinion. I didn't even know this existed.

Best ship. Truly legit.

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25 Utatane Piko x SF-A2 Miki

Hate this pairing. They don't actually sound good together at all. People only ship 'Em because of their ahoges. I can't see Miki as anything but a girl in her early twenties while I see Piko as being 15. I'd rather ship Piko with Len, Gumi, or Rin since they sound adorable together and Miki with Kiyoteru for the same reason. - SueDonom

I don't actually ship this, but they go really well together, can't deny that. They've both got those adorable pieces of hair sticking off their head and they just all 'round fit. But whatever. I'm just that weird kid who put Len x Miki on the list.

I LOVE this particular pairing so much! I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is one of my OTPs, and I find nothing bad about it whatsoever. I see Miki as 18, and Piko as 16, they're not related, like Rin x Len, which is pretty wrong in my opinion, and they both go perfectly together. Nobody can change my mind, sorry. This really should be at least a bit lower on this list.

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26 Ryuto (Gachapoid) x Kiyoteru

Lord, no! Please! This is even worse than Yuki x Kiyoteru! Do the words 'age difference' mean anything to the people who ship this?

Ryuto is 7. Kiyoteru is 22. This is one of the cases where age actually matters, because Ryuto is 7.

I dislike Gachapoid. He shouldn't be shipped with anyone. He should be put in the corner (sorry if I'm being too mean, but I don't know anyone else who dislikes him, so I have to vent a little! )

And holy hell, people hate on Len x Kaito more than this? WHY?! This should be in the top ten for sure!
Like, what, next people will be shipping poor Gachapoid with that 100 year old vocaloid or some stupid thing like that.
Not that it should matter anyways, Vocaloids were made for singing, not shipping wars :/

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27 Kaito x Ice Cream

This is actually a little fun. Having this to throw off shipping wars is pretty fun, especially the part about ice cream!

This ship is not that disturbing. It's a crack ship so it doesn't really need to make sense, why would you be against this? It's just a joke.

This is best ship. I support 100%

This is amazing I think kaito and ice cream are perfect

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28 Oliver x Len Kagamine

Oliver seems a lot younger than Len to me (personally), even though there's only a two year age gap. Still, I wouldn't want that to mean I totally rule them out in terms of shipping. I really love the ship - I think it's adorable - there are just other people I like to ship them both with more than each other.

Nah. Don't know why but this pairing throws me off. Maybe because I have always seen Oliver as being 100 percent straight. I'd rather ship him with Rin and Len with Piko. - SueDonom

I honestly don' see why people find this disturbing. The two sound great together, and I think they look nice together too. I just don't get the people that sexualize them or the ship. - ProSkellyArcher

This ship is really messed up. It's one of the worst I've ever seen. People only ship them because of the blond hair and other weird reasons. Oliver is straight.

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29 Prima x Calne Ca

I don't think anybody ships this, lol...

I love Calne Ca, but can the fandom please refrain from shipping her with anyone? It's bizarre.

Why is this a thing?

Isn't Calne Ca that girl in Bacterial Contamination? :/

If so, this doesn't make sense and I wish I voted this instead...

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30 Oliver x Seeu

THIS SHIP IS JUST WRONG. SeeU is FIVE YEARS OLDER. I personally ship Oliver and Rin, it makes much more sense, there is only a two year age gap. I have no idea why SeeU x Oliver is more popular than that ship. This may just be because I never really liked SeeU though...

SeeU is FIVE years older than Oliver. In my mind, that is just wrong.

Jeez they might be siblings for how much age difference there is between them.

WHAT?! This is a thing? :/ these two are impossible to ship honestly... I like SeeU but her voice doesn't mix with anyone but Oliver is 12... 12! Where I am from, it is far too young for a relationship...

Maybe as friends or brother/sisterly sort of bond?

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31 Kaito x Gakupo

This could be possible if you saw them as gay

They may actually work in the right situation. Meiko and Kaito wouldn't work, mostly because when Meiko gets drunk, Kaito would be sent to an early grave, and Magnet had me sold on Miku and Luka

Can't really ship it...

Nah same as MeiLuka BROTP - SueDonom

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32 Oliver x Big Al

This is one of the few Vocaloid pairings that makes me feel very uncomfortable. Last time I checked, Oliver was a shy twelve year old boy while Big Al was a twenty three year old man who seems like anything but shy and quiet... Their voices don't sound very nice together and there is an obvious sign that points towards pedophilla.

Shoot the person who came up with this. Jesus christ. PEDOPHILIA. IS. ILLEGAL.

I don't think I need to explain myself.

Wow. People ship this? Just imagine it WAIT DO NOT IMAGINE IT I GOT THE WORST PICTURE IN MY HEAD!
You don't really want Big Al to be a pædo do you? - Winterush

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33 Piko x Iroha

Honestly, Piko is way to gay to be with anyone other than Len.

I ship Piko with Miki because they are both robot and they seems counterpart of each other, but yeah this ship is not too bad, I guess - Sere

Hm...not to...bad

ok, but no really, I like their voices, just listen to their cover of feathers across the season

34 Anon x Kanon

Nope, I've got a twin and trust be, twincest isn't wincest, it's just plain weird.

This should be second, right under Yuki x Kiyoteru since I think Pedophilia is SLIGHTLY worse than Incest but incest like this is still awful and disgusting :/
I mean, why is Rin and Len at the top? This is confirmed!

Anon and kanon are confirmed for twins. Can we refrain from morphing the fandom into a twincest cesspit? Thank you.
(Although if you have any better ideas, I need to get these two out of the way for my shipping chart) - Winterush

They were confirmed NOT LIKE LENXRIN they are really twins thisis just EW

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35 Kaai Yuki x Oliver

This is so much less disturbing than Oliver x Seeu. Let me give everyone complaining about age difference a piece of info. Oliver is 12. Seeu is 17. That's only 1 year better than Len x Luka. But since they apparently look good together, people overlook that and ship them to their hearts content. Yuki x Oliver is cute. I'm not particularly obsessed with the ship, but they look good together, their voices go well together, and there is only a three years age difference between them. So it's not disturbing. Full stop.

I found this ship cute. I don't see what's wrong with it, it's only a 2-3 year age difference.

Why is this even on the most disturbing list? These two are really cute!

SO CUTE. Why is this here? Imagine it, then look me in the screen and tell me it's not cute. - Winterush

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36 Akita Nero x Kagamine Rin

Neru's voice is Rin's toned down, so I kind of see them as the same person.

Just like Neru X Len, it really disturbs me. I like Rin, but I sorta hate Nero. Nero is a Boukaloid, Rin is a Vocaloid. Boukaloids hate Vocaloids. To me, they were not made for each other. Also, this pairing should be on the top of this list.

I don't know why butt I find this pairing pretty cute
Like not as cute as my other ships but still cute
There's only a one year age difference too - SueDonom

37 YOHIOloid x Maika

I completely agree. Their voices really don't compliment each other. They don't exactly sound bad together but their duets sounds flat and uninteresting and I could think of so many character they'd match better with.

I've heard that their respective creators ships them together which I suppose would make them as canon as a vocaloid-pairing can be (though no vocaloid-ship will hopefully ever be canon) and yes their designs match which is most likely also an intentional thing from their creators. But this only makes me think that a lot of fans ships them out of convenience, and how many times have I not heard the argument "this is canon therefor it's perfect"? Or "this is how the creators wants it so they're obviously made for each other". I guess that this could make it sound as if I'm shipping Kaito x Meiko simply out of convenience too since KaiMei-fandom so often uses the "they were literally made for each other"-argument but the thing is that ...more

I don't get why there's so much hype for this pairing Maika has a slight accent in her voice and yohio's voice sounds very clear and young. Maika's accent somewhat gets in the way when she's singing and also there voices are late in keeping up with the tune so I don't think they go together. Plus Yohio is 17 and Maika is 19... Still like an adult dating a young person

I didn't know that YOHIOloid was shipped

Well I think it's cute - SueDonom

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38 Len x IA

Too bad IA isn't popular. I like a love triangle idea of IA x Len x Miku. Kinda like Acute, but instead of KAITO and Luka, it's Len and IA. Except Miku doesn't try to kill anyone question: Why do some many people die in Vocaloid?!

I love IA, but she's definitely one of the much more popular ones. - SueDonom

I ship this so much

This is my favorite ship of Vocaloid! >< they are just really cute together. They sound nice. The only thing that is missing to become this ship more popular a a song. WE NEED A IAXLEN SONG GODAMNED!

I didn't really know if I should hand over my pure-hearted and innocent IA to Len. I mean Len is given the role of playboy. But still their covers are so so so miraculous.

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39 Kaito x Kasane Teto

Seriously, Teto looks like 15, BUT she's 31 and Len is 14!

If you watched the MMD series "Kaito's Newlywed Life", then you'll see why.

Was this even a real thing -_-

40 Vy2 Yuma x Gumi

I love this ship both of them are perfect and they sound wonderful together

Nah, they look and sound great together. They're not exactly my OTP. I ship Gumi x Len but Yuma x Gumi would be my second Gumi ship


No,no,and NO! This is the best ship,their voices are amazing together and have some cute pictures,to me this is the best ship ever

41 Fukase x Lily

I can imagine Fukase having a similar personality as I imagine Oliver having.

Repulsed by girls.

I had never heard of this one before seeing this post but I think that this is definitely an odd ship. I mean Fuk ase is a Vocaloid from December of 2015 and Lily came out at least a year before and their popularity difference is quite odd. Fuk ase is oddly popular for a new Vocaloid (I'm not complaining he's probably in my top 3 male Vocaloids, along with Kaito and Oliver) and yes, Lily is spoken about here and there but I have honestly never listened to one of her songs, if I'm remembering correctly. I see Fuk ase as more of the childish prankster who actually has some mental battles if his own(A good example of who I see him being could be Seven/707/Saeyoung from Mystic Messenger), and I see Lily being more of the steriotypical "teenage girl" character who loves to party(I have no good examples for her really... Sorry).
If you're looking for a crack ship, here's one that you'll probably never hear of again.

42 Oliver x Mayu

I've put them because I think is a great ship, just trhee years of difference, both evil-like blonde teenagers with yellow eyes (Mayu is a yandere and Oliver has a kind of double personality, I'm talking of his red eye); It is strange for me that there are not many fan art... what do you think? - Sere

43 Akaito x Kaito

They are the same person in a different color scheme. I like them as a split personality thing (Kaito is the actual person, Akaito is an alter ego) and them as lovers is disurbing.

Seems like they are the same people

Get some hair dye and a new coat and suddenly you can date yourself. Seems legit

In one hand, it's selfcest/narcissism. In the other hand, Akaito and Kaito could be considered as brothers. In the spontaneously grown third hand, it's like the Kagamines.

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44 Rin x Gumi

How have I not come across this?! This is a great ship! They look really cute together and there isn't really an age gap because Gumi's age isn't confirmed. It's only confirmed for her to be set in her teenage year, suggesting she'll be around 14-17 maybe? Plus their voices go so good together. I ship this now.

This ship is adorable! Gumi and Rin sound great together, maybe even better than Gumi and Len! They look cute together, too!

Shut up, Yuri is awesome.

Wha? Disturbing? I find it cute :3 It's even logical too (Orange Carrot ) I'm fine with a cute yuri ship like this one sooo this isn't quite disturbing unless you dislike yuri or just despise this ship because you ship them with someone else...

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45 Oliver x SONiKA

Really? who invented this? and people like this ship because...

Nooo not Oliver!

Oh great, I stumbled into the disturbing part of the fandom looking for interesting ships.


46 Miku x Haku

I don't really think this should be a pairing to be honest. I see them as sisters than lovers.

I don't think it's a great ship but it's cute. You'll agree if you see daughter of white and wooden girl

Agreed I can't figure out how this world work out

Yeah...I can see it...I think...
Wait, Haku's voice is Miku's tonned down, right? Is that why people ship it...? I feel so dumb right now.

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47 Rin Kagamine x Kaito

This is like Len x Kaito, except worse because... I can't really explain it. I know in my mind Kaito is twenty, so that's six years of an age difference.

This is more phedophile, it's just a big no.

48 IA x Haku

When did this get here?

*looks up Haku x IA*

49 Vy2 Yuma x IA

I think vy2 and ia is a best for me to ship. I like they hair, very cute.

50 Tone Rion(v4) x Rana

Too kawaii - Sere

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