Most Disturbing Vocaloid Pairings

Well, I was asked this question by my big brother, and I already know a few people's. So I want to see what you guys think. And yes, Utau and Derivatives (Relatively Well-known ones) do count, because in my book, anything (of this sort) or anyone who have 3 or more original songs do count.

The Top Ten

1 Kagamine Rin x Kagamine Len

, so many things wrong with this pair.
*They look like twins.
Seriously, they look exactly alike. Both have the same length yellow hair, same eyes, same chest (sorry Rin), same face, similar clothes, almost everything! The only differences are the height, weight (by like a few pounds/ 1 inch), and gender. Otherwise, they look exactly alike and it would be too much of a coincidence if they weren't twins. Twins shouldn't be dating, either.
*It would be unlikely if they weren't twins.
It would be creepy to date someone that looks exactly like you. This is basically self-chest like the other person said.
*Mirror images.
This one is hilarious. Basically self-cest again. Besides, twin is a synonym for mirror images. Like the other person said, being a mirror image means the other person would do the exact same thing as you. And you would basically be the same person. Dating your mirror image is basically dating yourself.

Crypton even said that they were going to be ...more

Shipping them is wanting them to be forever alone. Mirror image = same person. - YukariYuzuki

Twins: twincest...
Siblings: incest...
Mirror images: another version of Narcissus / self-cest
Unrelated: very highly unlikely. probably twins separated from birth which leads to twincest again.
TRULY unrelated: guess it's fine. but dating a someone that looks like you kinda link to self-cest.
Mirror images: let's say you're not self-cest, but mirror images or technically the same person right? So you share the same personality, looks, wishes, knows all your secrets, copy everything you do. very annoying... probably won't last.

I can go on and on and on of how wrong this pair is. wherever you guys decide to settle down, I hope for the best because your relationship, Rin and Len, is so far the most disturbing.

No offense to RinLen fans. :P

This is crazy. They're twins. They're already paired up. They're already related. They already love each other. Why do people have to date each other to make it count? Why can't they love each other as siblings? I don't know any twins who date each other and if anyone else does, I'm a little scared. I think these two are great together, but there are a couple more things wrong with shipping them.
The whole point of Rin and Len is that in terms of looks, they're almost a male and female version of the same person, but in terms of personality, they're complete opposites. Isn't that exactly what we want to avoid? I mean, everyone is always going on about Miku and Luka having opposite personalities (I don't ship them, it's just an example), but apparently there's nothing wrong with Rin and Len's personalities being opposite. I mean, Len is meant to be shy and cute and Rin is meant to be sociable and short tempered. I'm not going to rave on about them looking the same because other ...more

THEY ARE TWINS.. Why do people do this? It's not right. Unless their like adopted from different familys, and happen to look like one another

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2 Hatsune Miku x Kagamine Len

Okay, I need to disagree. But before I continue, I'd just like to say that Miku x Len is an awesome ship in my opinion. SO how the heck is Kaii Yuki x Kiyoteru less disturbing than this? Is it totally normal for a 9 year old to go out with some dude maybe in his 20's or 30's? Because Miku is 16 and Len is 14, so that's only a 2 year age gap compared to those two. So anyway: First of all it's stupid to ship people based on their voices or their colors. A couples voices can go well together, but that girl's personality could be shy, and the guy's could be psychopath serial killer. Also it's dumb to go: ' I go them because red and green match! " Or: 'i ship them because Blue and Yellow match! Red and Pink is a stupid color combination! ' Also, Crypton did not release their official personalities, so don't even start with shipping them based on that load of crap. IF you are going to hate a couple, let it be based on a legit reason, like, "He's 32 and she's 10 or something." Good day to ...more - NekoYaoiPrincess

So Miku being two years older than Len is what throws some people off? I just don't see why, I mean I didn't think much of it until I came here. I had never seen a problem with it. She's not 20 years older than him is she?
And what's this about colors not matching and personalities. I like Vocaloids exactly for that, because you get to imagine and fabricate what they are like and it wouldn't be "wrong" or "uncharacteristic" in the sense. Yes there are different ways different people interpret their characters, for example Rin and Len being siblings or not. So yes I do ship Miku and Len that's how I chose to interpret their relationship. I don't really care whether you don't like them or only see them as platonic but to argue that their colors don't match is just irrelevant.
I also happen to think their voices sound nice together. So think what you want, this happens to be my opinion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why? So just because Len is 14 and Miku is 16, that doesn't work? Tch, please, my dad is 46 and my mom is 37. I can't argue with anyone who doesn't ship this because of a specific reason, but I especially CANNOT argue with anyone who goes "Len and Rin are best because they're both blonde" or "Miku should be with Kaito because I saw her with Kaito in a lot of videos" or even "Gumi should be with Gakupo because the colors match" because it's all so stupid! Like, come on, are you 5? Plus, from a recent comment, "Their personalities (blah, blah, blah)" isn't right. VOCALOID singing synthesis have NO PERSONALITIES. They're not real, they're computers, it's ' VOCALOID. No offense to anyone.

They sound gross together, that's it, drops the mic.

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3 Kaai Yuki x Hiyama Kiyoteru

Like what the other opinion said, Kiyoteru is an adult (he's 22 by the way, not 40) and Yuki is a child (9).

Like if the teacher was 20 and the student was like 15, sure, I don't really care about the huge gap between ages or anything, but if one of them is 9 years old, it doesn't work. I only ship kids with other kids. Once they get to be 13 or something, then it's okay to ship them with other people. Just not when they're not even tweens yet. Otherwise, age difference doesn't bother me unless the people are like 50 years apart, then it gets creepy.

I don't say this often when it comes to ships but this pairing makes me barf and cringe. Like practically everyone else said, she's 9. I usually say ship and let ship but this is just wrong on so many levels.
I understand the interest in problematic ships to a certain extent as they make up for interesting plot-points and I definitely understand that not every ship has to be sexual (most of my ships are only romantic, problematic or not) but shouldn't it at least be a criteria that the characters we pair are on the same maturity-level and knows what the hell it is they're doing?
A 9 year old no matter how intelligent has no comprehension of adult-relationships which is exactly how it should be at that age.

So gross.

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4 Hatsune Miku x Kaito

Miku doesn't go good with Kaito, her voice is disturbingly high pitched and off key. Mixing it with Kaito's lower voice is just terrible. Kaito and Meiko actually sound good together, KaitoxMiku is way overrated. Actually, Miku herself is overrated, but is won't get into that. They just don't go together. I don't really care about the age difference (since I'm also a KaitoxLen shipper, hehe) but they just don't sound or look good together. What really pisses me off is the fandom. Oh my god, the fandom is nuts. Not all of it, but at least 90% of it. "I HATE MEIKO SHE TOTALLY STOLE KAITO FROM MIKU! " Okay, first of all, Meiko was made before Miku. Second of all, do you really hate her just because she supposedly "stole Kaito"? Third of all, that just makes KaitoxMiku look bad, you moron. Seriously, it's like this with almost every fan I've met. I don't mind that you ship them, just please, don't try to act like it's your hobby or something. That just proves you have no life right there.

I reckon Miku and Kaito look really cute, but they're voices don't go, or their personalities. I don't ship them, but I don't like Meiko x Kaito either.

I definitely agree. I don't hate the ship but... like you said they don't look good together. At all. They just don't. I've heard a couple songs with the two of them that actually sounded nice... But aside from those two songs, their voices just don't mix. Not to mention, I have a problem with the age difference. I mean, the fact that he's probably ten years older than her at the most doesn't really bother me, but what does bother me is the fact that she's never going to get older. And that's been proven considering the fact that she's been sixteen since 2004. (Or whenever they made vocaloid). I personally ship Kaito and Meiko. Kato and Meiko not only SOUND good together, but they also LOOK good together AND their both around the same age, so even if they never get older, there's no problem because, you know, they already sound fantastic together. (Miku's voice needs to become a lot lower for them to sound good together. Which will never happen) I've already made this extremely long ...more

I definitely agree. I don't hate the ship but... like multiple people said they don't look good together. At all. They just don't. I've heard a couple songs with the two of them that actually sounded nice... But aside from those two songs, their voices just don't mix. Not to mention, I have a problem with the age difference. I mean, the fact that he's probably ten years older than her at the most doesn't really bother me, but what does bother me is the fact that she's never going to get older. And that's been proven considering the fact that she's been sixteen since 2004. (Or whenever they made vocaloid). I personally ship Kaito and Meiko. Kato and Meiko not only SOUND good together, but they also LOOK good together AND their both around the same age, so even if they never get older, there's no problem because, you know, they already sound fantastic together. (Miku's voice needs to become a lot lower for them to sound good together. Which will never happen) I've already made this ...more

I don't ship them because their voices don't go well together.(exceptions Canterella and Cendrillion)

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5 Kagamine Rin x Hatsune Mikuo

... Well if Rin and Mikuo does like each other then I support... I don't see anything disturbing... Seriously.

Eh... What about it? -_-

I am neutral...just think there's something wrong with this ship but I don't know why... someone can explain that? (Explain if you can beat my own "mother's understanding") "SHUT UP FOR THE ONE WHO DON'T AGREE, I HAVE MY OWN OPINION"

I don't mind people shipping official VOCALOID's with Fanloids, but in my opinion I don't like it. Something feels strange of off to me when I see people saying(for example) "I think Rana and Kaiko go together! " Idon't know what, but It feels wrong to me.

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6 Neru x Len

People probably ship them cause their both yellowish which is a stupid reason but this is a good ship compared to a lot of the vocaloid pairings. I mean come on rin x Len they look like twins! They are even considered twins in some of their songs. And if they are twins that would be incest. (sorry if anyone takes that as an offense).
I don't want to admit but I do ship neru x Len.

I feel kinda like people only ship them because they look good together and they have this idea that Neru is all tsundere. But what I find really annoying is how people just overlook the fact that Neru's voice is Miku's pitched down and doesn't go well with Len's at all. And I sort of said this before, but Neru is supposed to be roughly seventeen (a year older than Miku) and Len is fourteen. It's REALLY frustrating how people ALWAYS make Neru look younger than him in fan art.

That's just insane. Len is cheerful and energetic boy, Neru is... What she is. I don't mean that I don't like Neru, Neru is my favourite :( But she and Len... Just NO.

People probably think they’d be cute together because they’re both yellow (or something like that I don't know). But Neru is 17 and a tsundere, while Len is 14 and super energetic (and sometimes perverted butseriouslywhocaresamiright? ) Realistically, Neru would constantly be beating Len, whether he’s being a perv or not, and she’d never actually admit her feelings because of her tsundere nature. Also, how many songs has Len sung with Neru? Exactly.

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7 Kagamine Rin x Kagamine Rinto

Wait what? Honestly I don't even get what the point of Rinto and Lenka is in the first place. Weren't Rin and Len supposed to be each other's counterparts?
I don't know how disturbing I find this on a scale from 1-10 I mean, they're supposedly the same age and unless Krypton has made it official not siblings either. But I think it's hella boring however to ship characters whom are practically identical to one another. Wherein lies the interest in that kind of interaction?

Sure, the Vocaloids doesn't have official personalities but isn't the point of characters like Mikuo and Rinto to be just that, simply Miku and Rin of the opposite gender?

They're practically the same person. They're genderbends! They make me want to puke when I see a picture of them. Yes, they bave the same interests and stuff, but their looks throws me off. They're better as cousins or anything related to that.

Their voices may sound well together, but that's because Rinto's voice is basically Rin's voice, except only lower!

No no no no no, what the hell? I don't understand how I find this weird and love lencest but, no. Rin and Rinto look much better as relatives. He could be her father! The resemblance is literally that close. No, it's not right to have Rin date the male version of herself, it's not right. - Vocaloid_____Forever__0529

What? I never knew this even exists! How are you supposed to ship your counterpart with yourself?! This is not as bad as LenRin (that ship is worse..[sorry shipperz]) but it's just a big NONO! (No offense RinRinto shipperz! )

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8 Haku x Len

This is a ship? I never knew that, this must be one of those rare ships that are made, but this would never work. Haku and Len are like opposites, Haku has a depressing vibe while Len is just... Len. SO NO, this shouldn't even qualify, it's not cute at all. - Vocaloid_____Forever__0529

They don't look good together. I've seen a good amount of people ship them but they just don't go together. :(

Why does this ship exist?! Len is 14 while Haku is clearly older than him! I seen videos about this pairing and I just don't understand why. People, think about the age difference and how it won't work out! But this is coming from a Haku x Luka fan so I'm a bit weird.

HAHA really? I can't call this ship! they are more like siblings!

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9 Kaito x Meiko

They're literally made to be together. I don't know why so many people don't ship them and I have no idea how a pairing like Miku x Kaito got more popular than them. It's as close to cannon as a Vocaloid ship can get.

What!? These two sing really well together, they were just made for each other! Opposites attract! Miku x Kaito is not right because their voices don't go and people just pair the most popular girl with the hottest guy. Meiko and Kaito, no age gap, it's perfect!

Woah. Hold on! They're literally made to be together! I have no idea why people don't ship this and I have no clue on how Kaito x Miku got more popular than this ship! I mean, I have no problem with Kaito x Miku but how the hell is this ship not that popular?

I hate Meiko cause I hate brown haired woman, she have drunk habit. Kaito looks innocent. Do you like bullying-romance life? I do not care about their voice

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10 Kagamine Rin x Kamui Gakupo

Kagamine Rin has such a high, sharp, clear voice. Kamui Gakupo has such a low, thick tone. These together do not balance each other out! Gakupo overpowers Rin. Gakupo HAS to sing background to Rin or they don't balance.

I seen enough but gakupo goes good with kaito

I have no idea how the ship even came about! It just doesn't look right and it NEVER WILL. Rin's voice is so young and piercing compared to Gakupo's which is deep and calm. It's never going to work.

Oh my god!

People hate this ship for really ridiculous reasons and here they are;

1. Their age gap which doesn't even exist because Gakupo has no age as of today, he could be 6 months old for all we know.

2. Their colours. VOCALOID isn't about looks, it is about an amazing products looks.

3. Their voices are opposite. It adds a balance, you should sort of listen to them. It's understandable if you hate their voices together but they do go well melody wise, especially in Taboo.

[If you hate the ship, fair enough but have a good reason instead of something shallow or non existent]

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The Contenders

11 Tei Sukone x Kagamine Len

I'm sorry but I don't like this pairing at all for 1 thing tei is 19 yrs old and len is only 14 that's like a young adult that has a very young boyfriend plus there personalities are different tei would stalk len to no end plus she's yandere and I don't think len would want a girlfriend who masturbates in public and kills people that would creep him out plus len is a happy go lucky type of guy tei is yandere if len won't choose her she'll kill him

I don't know why people hate this ship, I find it adorable. I mean yeah, Len would probably be scared of Tei's murderous instincts, but she DOES have some self control. She genuinely believes murder is wrong, she just sorta snaps sometimes. I think that Len would be like a drug for her to keep her calm. If he would talk to her long enough to realize she's not entirely crazy, he'd probably really start to like her. And yeah, it's kinda gross that she masturbates to him in public, but that's better than her actually going out and raping him, isn't it? I feel like it means she genuinely loves him enough that she won't force herself upon him.

I really don't like this pairing plus there voices are completely different Len has a high pitched and somewhat childish tone for a voice while tei has a (somewhat) low and dull robotic-like voice it would clash badly in my opinion and again I don't think Len would want some yandere freak as a girlfriend

Tei would get arrested for stalking, harrassing and trying to date a 14 year old. I don't really like Tei myself though. Her voice isn't so interesting to me and It's just all about Len for her. I think that she and Ichine Luna were meant to represent the Kagamine Len fangirls (I myself Is a Len fangirl. But I don't go into lengths like getting a Len dakimakura, calling him pet names like "Banana Kun", or get mad when someone else also is a fangirl of Len. Same thing goes to KAITO because I'm also a huge fan of KAITO) A lot of songs by her (Tei) are pretty much describe able as "Len kyun aishiteru! ", "Len kyun, will you marry me? ". Guess like someone has been listening to SPICE!, Gigantic O.T. N and Messiah or Desire too much.. Poor Len.. - MLPFan

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12 Kamui Gakupo x Megurine Luka

I haven't really looked into them, so I haven't heard them sing together, but looking from the outside, I think they'd go well together.

This is my strongest and most favorite ship. I haven't heard them sing together but I imagine them being deep in love in my fandom world. Go ahead with your options its GAKUPO x LUKA FOREVER WITH ME!

Well I kinda ship it... Due to the song 'go Google it' but I feel like Luka would stay single and independent ;-;

Honestly it's the worst ship in Vocaloid in my opinion. It's hard to explain. I don't get why so many people ship it- other than their song 'Go Google It,' I don't know of many reasons.

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13 Gumi x Len

Don't call them disturbing. They're cute.

WHAT! How are they disturbing? They look cute together
You don't have to ship them but they are nowhere near disturbing!
I'm not really sure why this list was created. All couples are great in their own way, everyone just has a different opinion on who they like the best. But no vocaloid ship is disturbing.

No. Gumi x Len is a no go for me. I ship Rin and Len. I don't care how many people hate them. I think its cute. They sound good together, and look good together. I get absolutely triggered when people ship Gumi x Len. Just no. Absolute no.

I personally adore this ship! Even if you don't ship it, you've got to agree it's NOWHERE NEAR disturbing in any way. And of course there was "Ah, It's a Wonderful Cat Life" which literally broke the kawaii scale. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP! Their voices blend nicely and they look like sweet budding lovers together. <3 Thanks for taking the time to read my opinion

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14 Luka x Kaito

I actually like this couple very much. Their voices are very nice together and although their ages aren't official, and even though age doesn't entirely matter, they look like they are both in their twenties so people can't really argue about age difference. Also, they look really nice together, don't you think? I don't agree too much with Gakupo x Luka because I don't think their voices are very nice together. Miku x Kaito feels a little pedophile, and their voices aren't very nice either. And I always seem to imagine Meiko as Kaitos older sister. She makes fun of him lightly at times but is somewhat nice to him. Same goes for Luka and Gakupo a little I guess.

Hey this pairing isn't that bad their voices are great together and they look good together take this off the list!

I agree with "I actually like this couple very much. Their voices are very nice together and although their ages aren't official, and even though age doesn't entirely matter, they look like they are both in their twenties so people can't really argue about age difference. Also, they look really nice together, don't you think? I don't agree too much with Gakupo x Luka because I don't think their voices are very nice together. Miku x Kaito feels a little pedophile, and their voices aren't very nice either. And I always seem to imagine Meiko as Kaitos older sister. She makes fun of him lightly at times but is somewhat nice to him. Same goes for Luka and Gakupo a little I guess."

They are best Miku can go die in a ditch because Kaito will never fall for her

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15 Shion Kaito X Hatsune Miku

God Just no, I dislike this ship for various reasons that I surely will get hated on but I don't care.

1) Even though ages are verified/official Kaito is obviously older than Miku, the age gap doesn't matter but if I hadn't known better just taking a glance at them it would totally look like a pedophile couple to me. I'm a huge Kaito fan although.

2) Pisses me off just because 50% of the people that ship these two are because of their similar colors.

3) Do you even know the translation of Cantarella?

Person : I so ship this! It's like true love!

Me : Look up the lyrics, and tell me that again.

Which means about most of the fans only ship them because of that one song. But are unaware of the true meaning

This was already on the list earlier.

To be honest, I don't like the ship only because I, just... don't ship it. But for the people saying 'Kaito is too old for Miku, because he's, like, 25' is kinda stupid, because he has no official age. Sure, he sounds like he could be 30, but I personally know plenty of 15 year olds who have lower voices than him! Same goes for how tall he is/ how 'old' he looks. You cannot judge age by looks. People think I'm, like 18 sometimes, which I am most definitely not. But if you don't like the ship, that's cool with me. And if you do ship it, that's cool to. They're vocaloids people, and were not made for shipping wars! Let people ship what they wanna ship. Unless it's, like Gachapoid x Meiko or some bull like that. That's just plain grooos. *shudders*

I feel the only reason that this is shipped is because of the fact that both of their color schemes are centered around blue. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would ship it.

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16 Gumi x Kamui Gakupo

I think that they are the best couple and I think that they are NOT SIBLINGS

They aren't siblings, but I just can't see them in a romantic relationship. Maybe old friends?

Even though Gumi is one of my favorites, I can't see her with Gakupo. Personally I feel Luka and Gakupo are a better match. They have a mature feeling to them that I love.

I see them as like childhood friends that like each other it's cute! Not really disturbing..

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17 Lenka x Nero

I don't see anything wrong with it

So, who agrees with me that this ship should not exist? I have the same opinion, they're not cute together.

What? I never even knew this was a thing... I kinda regret finding out it is a pairing though... :/

You realize if only one was genderbent they'd look eerily alike, right?
just saying', it's kinda like Rin x Len.

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18 Hatsune Miku x Hatsune Mikuo

I think they're more like siblings. I mean this would pretty much mean Miku is dating herself. (the guy version of herself, but meh. ) Miku likes herself, but not quite that much.

To be honest, this pairing really throws me off. It makes sense in a way because they have so much in common, but when actually put together it comes off as a disturbing pairing. In my view, they would be better off as best friends or siblings.

This isn't even incest...It's...It's...I don't know what it is! It's self-cest because Mikuo is just Miku.. So no, in my opinion, this is a terrible idea for a ship. It's basically Miku dating herself, and if you think about it, kinda sad.

I ACTUALLY SHIP IT SO HARD!

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19 Megurine Luka x Kagamine Len

Sorry but I don't like this if Luka were to date Len in my opinion she would look like a paedophile Len is still a pubescent teen and Luka is basically an adult she's too mature for him and their voices don't clash very well Len's child-like high pitched voice overpowers Luka's mature and lady like voice when I heared them sing 'Magnet' Luka's voice was somewhat having a hard time keeping up with Len's voice half of the time you only hear Len's voice you can hear Luka's too but she sounds like she's whispering instead of singing when the 2 of them are supposed to be singing together and Luka's voice sometimes overpowers Len's voice as well they don't clash very well and she's too old for him

Luka is so much older than Len and their voices don't blend well together Luka looks like she's old enough to be Len's mother or teacher

I'm sorry okay but they honestly don't seem right. Logically, Len would be a good few feet smaller than Luka, Luka is 20 and Len's only 14, and they don't look good together. I think they'd be the distant friends who nod or say hello whilst passing each other. I can't see them as a couple.

They look kind of cute together, but the voices just, boo!
But, besides the voices I think they're pretty much good from there!

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20 Meiko x Megurine Luka

So what people? Yuri is yuri and yaoi is yaoi (I'm a guy so I kinda find it disturbing though). Respect it then be racists that hurts people's feelings.

When I think of this it doesn't seem bad, but my heart is already placed at Gakupo x Luka and Kaito x Meiko so...

I reckon most people who don't like this ship are either against yuri/yaoi or generally don't like Meiko much and don't particularly ship her with anyone. Because it would physically work really well. But I don't know...it's just a thought.

This makes sense to be honest. I don't ship it but it's cute

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