Top 10 Worst Types of Pokemon Players
Have you ever played Pokémon with a type of person you absolutely hate? If so, I know how you feel.
Today, I'll be listing the worst of them all.
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The Legendary Noob
Ok, so I managed to take down a Darkrai with my Mega Sableye (I <3 Magic Bounce), a Shaymin with my Blaziken, a Keldeo with my Metagross, and a shiny (hacked) Kyogre with my Meganium.
The only legends I use in my Omega Ruby are Diancie for the Elite Four, Mew for contests (I hate contests but really want Lucarionite), and Xerneas for taking out Battle Girls. I never use legends online, though.
When I say legendary noob, I mean a noob who uses nothing but legendaries. In fact, they should ban using legendaries competitively because if you look at the roster of teams from last year, it looks like a joke.
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The Switcher
I just fought this guy who kept switching and switching, and my god, it's annoying.
They're not bad. They're just annoying to play against. That's the only thing.
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The Genwunner
Oooh, because most of the original fans were 90s kids (shame it wasn't a fad), watched the original, played Red/Blue/Yellow. Well, sorry that Pokémon still even exists and now there are 802 Pokémon. They changed Ash's friends, and Ash has changed.
These are the people who can't shut up about Generation 1 and usually talk crap about newer generations. Go check out my list of "Things Genwunners Say."
Gen 5 did everything Gen 1 did but better. Most Pokemon are lame and the mechanics are broken.
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The Greedy GTS Player
I agree with the commenter who posted this story here. There is no action Game Freak can take that will prevent insane and impossible GTS trades, such as a level 100 Charizard for a level 1 Zekrom.
This GTS trades war will end when the world ends or the last Pokémon game copy is deleted. One report even suggests that an 8-year-old boy wanted a level 100 shiny Mewtwo with perfect IVs, but unfortunately, a 15-year-old wanted a level 1 shiny Mew. The boy had a nervous breakdown and did not get his Mewtwo.
Maybe the developers should watch some Fullmetal Alchemist and learn the concept of equivalent exchange. The GTS system really needs that kind of restriction.
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The Elitist Player
And the elitist is always the worst one. Some even steal teams, lol.
What I mean is the player who thinks he has the best strategies, EVs, IVs, and Pokémon. But really, he sucks.
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The Greedy Wonder Trade Player
If you're like me, you'll send a decent Pokémon like Arcanine or a shiny Gyarados. If you're like them, you'll send nothing but Zigzagoons and any worm Pokémon, and they think they'll get a legendary or something like that.
I used to do this when I was younger. Now I send much better Pokémon, but I mainly use GTS because of these people.
Greedy GTS traders are bad, but these are worse because the only way to avoid them is not to use Wonder Trade.
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The Cheater/Hacker
When I say this, I mean players who use hacked Pokémon or cheat their way to victory. The other day, I fought this guy who had three legendaries, and they were shinies. The worst part is, they're shiny locked. What that means is that you can't get the shiny version of the legendary.
If you're going to cheat, at least make it not obvious.
No cheating, no hacking. That's just annoying.
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The Player Who Has 6 Magikarps
Yeah, everyone knows you need at least 10 Magikarps.
Wow, you're so funny. Six Magikarps is hilarious, especially since we have an even worse Pokémon now (Cosmog).
I ran out of things to say.
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The Shiny Showoff
Please get a good team. If that includes shinies, I'm cool with that. However, if your level 1 shiny Litwick is there... no thanks. You just need a good team, buddy.
What they usually do is go online to show off their shiny team, and the team is not even that good. Trust me, I'm not jealous. I got a couple of shinies myself, and I don't show them off.
Shinies are basically regular Pokémon with a different color. A shiny Charizard, however, can really make you jealous.
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The Tryharder
For some reason, I absolutely hate tryharders in pretty much every game I play. What tryharders do is keep playing as if they were in a tournament.
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The Gen 5 Hater
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The Person Who Doesn't Care About Pokémon's Origin and Affection
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The Person Who Lies About Catching Mewtwo
People make others jealous by saying they have Mewtwo, but they really don't. What a noob.
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The Person Who Shows Off Their Pokémon Through Trade but Never Trades Them
Oh hey dude, here's my totally legit shiny Victini with perfect IVs and V-Create! I'm not gonna trade anything to you, by the way.
They ask you to trade, then when you accept, they scroll slowly over shiny Pokemon but don't trade!
I hate these people so much. You asked to trade, so just make an offer rather than show off all of your crappy legendary Pokémon.
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The Greninja Fan
They're 99.9% of the people who play Pokémon X or Y. They are jerks who think that the overrated Pokémon known as Greninja is the best Pokémon ever. Why is the airplane-head so popular anyway? Protein and speed?
Bad things: frail, overrated, ugly, a type combo that doesn't make sense, frog weak to bug, overused, and blah, blah, blah.
Tips for beating Greninja: Use a Ninjask or Electrode. They outspeed Greninja, and if it has a focus sash, use quick attack or ice shard.
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The Person Who Complains About New Games
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The Charizard Hater
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The Shiny Hunter
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The Nostalgic
Uses damn Everstones to keep their starters at level 100 and thinks Pikachu is cool. Also, CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY
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The Lucky Person
That damned person who gets 5 critical hits in a row!
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The Kawaii Kat
The one who has Sylveon, Gardevoir, and a bunch of Pokémon they deem cute and only care about design.
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The Person Who Doesn't Deal with the Fact That Gen I Came First
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The Little Sibling
Trades legendaries for starters with gusto. Calls their Pokémon dumb names. Trains their starter to level 100, using other Pokémon as meat shields when they need to heal. Has four water-type moves on said starter and won't hear a word to the contrary.
Worst of all, you're forced to love them regardless.
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The Person Who Battles and Goes AFK in Battles
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The Person Who Hates on Kanto Fans
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The Person Who Has a Level 100 Pokémon