Top Ten Random Sentences


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301 If a pineapple can fly and weigh 1 kilometers, then how many cheesecakes and waffles do you need to reach the mysterious singer?
302 A pineapple is more appler than an apple because a pine is an apple
303 Ghosts love to rattle chains but they prefer angel food cake which they like to eat.

One time I saw an Asian midget hop out of an old lady's trunk.

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304 I'm so happy for the next few months ago to be the best of the day before I go on the way to get the my phone is a good one day and the rest of the year. V 1 Comment
305 Hey, Mr. Mom, May a Drop Kick a Seven Queen Fort Tummy or Should I Drink My Homework Secondly?
306 Math class: The only place where you have 64 watermelons and don't wonder why.

The reason: Purple because aliens don't wear hats - Randomator

307 They want to eat me!
308 You broke it!
309 How isn't it going rather frot and thingies?
310 Uh you really don't want to go in there, the foo-thingy will get you.
311 In between classes and inbetween play, Nestle cheese spread nukes our day.
312 Google Maps is a monster! V 2 Comments
313 The empire state building was filled with hot fudge and then the Atlantic Ocean took over. V 2 Comments
314 Mommy, FreddyGodzilla killed a green panther with a blue panda's ear and then fireinside96 ate a sad saddle!
315 My mustache was flabbergasted by an absence of trousers

And this is why we have Turkey legs

316 I love fat harry pigs eat Xmas trees
317 Mushroom taco living toilet talking
318 Hey, monkey. You dyed your hair purple? I thought you wanted to try rainbow.
319 Reagan sleepy

Sleepy Reagan is sleeping

320 Mine mine mine mine mine mine! V 1 Comment
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