Top Ten Random Sentences


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301 Fear of the monkey in the middle.
302 You know if it's a U.F.O if it's spraying cheeze with green goo.
303 When life doesn't go your way, nukes and grenades will help save the day!

This comment is my life.

Now a million people are gonna look at it and go "that idiot".
Those people can deal with it.

304 Trolls love sugar

And get very hyperactive and die

Especially with gravy

So give them chocolate.

305 Random bears never compare to the sleepiness of SpongeBob while eating Captain Crunch.
306 Randomness comes from the armpit! V 1 Comment
307 The horse ate my pants!
308 Well if your gonna be such a flippin potato loaf you might as well go lick the peanut butter off bob the hobo's tea set!

My life exactly.

309 Every time I switch on the television, my big toe tingles green sunlight.
310 My flip-flop ate my brother's sandwich, and then threw up my neighbor's delusional goose!

My neighbor also owns a delirious goose

311 Beware the Outpostium!
312 Remember... remember... the 5th of January, when I wasn't elected Villiage Idiot.

Dang it! I wanted to be the village idiot!

Nope. You got elected that on June 18th when you blew up spider man

V 1 Comment
313 This is how we poo it. V 1 Comment
314 Invisible Terminator, BLAARGH!

Old Arnie would be proud

315 The Face Is Two
316 I see your ass in a pin-cushion called Jericho

Well I'll like to meet this Jericho if you know what I mean! Xxx

317 Your mom smells like turquoise chicken

Well my mum smells like sperm;) "my life sucks! ":(

V 2 Comments
318 Emo cheese is the four of oxygen stupid smartass and sexy animal are oxymorons.
319 Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little asian woman
320 I need my unicorn to puke rainbows and glitter

You'd be better off with a gnome

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