Top Ten Random Sentences


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341 I see your ass in a pin-cushion called Jericho

Well I'll like to meet this Jericho if you know what I mean! Xxx

342 Your mom smells like turquoise chicken

Well my mum smells like sperm;) "my life sucks! ":(

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343 flying while eating poptarts

Haha I said this to my mum and she considered taking me to the PSYCOlogist

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344 Emo cheese is the four of oxygen stupid smartass and sexy animal are oxymorons.
345 Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little asian woman
346 I need my unicorn to puke rainbows and glitter

You'd be better off with a gnome

347 Irrational llama

Here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama duck

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348 In the beginning and owl is always right.
349 Santa's breaking down on a camel's back

Too much sherry

Also, he's drunk.

350 Indeed, inflated is the icy pig

Pork and bacon

351 I yearn for your yarn
352 There's skinny love all over my shoes
353 My karma ran over your dogma

Llama trumped them all

Alma ran over them both

354 Mom! There's sap all over my weevil!

Space weevils

355 Llamas eat creative fingers V 3 Comments
356 Pickled goats feet taste like rabbit poo sprinkled with honey
357 My squid ate my Chinese servant
358 Biting a gingerbread man's head off makes you feel good

It helps with anger problems... Kinda

359 This loaf of bread is so apple it's graper than radishing pineappley cracker salt llama cats.
360 You know when I said "Mollidos" to the President Obama, with lip balm in one hand and shampoo in the other, showering his shower cap in his underwear with a Jamaican fart-faced goat called Michael Jackson, but he weed.

I have no idea what this website is... but... this is a sentence me and my friend made up together. WHAT is it doing here?!

Okay, this is when people try too hard to be random

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