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21 My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73

A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense

This list is cracking me up. The guy who made this list is a genius!

No no no no no you have it all wrong! everything does the seahorse on you. your calculation's orange...duh.

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22 Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.

That reminds me of one of the really weird signs, and it said 'Thanks for noticing this notice, your noticng has been noticed' or something.

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23 3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!

One question: WHY!?

That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10

I'm dying call 911

That is jalapeño

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24 A fuzzy snake ate the clouds

Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.

So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!

I like fuzzy snakes

THE SKY IS PURPLE AND YOUR HEAD IS GREEN!

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25 "Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.

Well be careful of the water, it's wet

Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol

26 A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale

Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10

Dale landed in Antartica, and the penguins captured him and sent him over to a UFO. - RaccoonCartoon

Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735

Great

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27 I mean, Tree!

this good

But also, Bush!

Oful humor and this is just funny haw bad this is X. D LEL

Because let's face it, who doesn't just randomly say "tree" whenever there is a lull in the conversation?
("Not many people say that")
What? Of course they do!
("...")
Tree

28 The China connects the Furby and the toilet
29 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

Quack I'm a duck

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30 Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What is this? - MarcellD

31 A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

I like bullfrogs...

That explains so much

32 A firework fell in love with my giant lava lamp then barfed on my deluxe mop!

Still a better love story than twilight

Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735

I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx

Same, I don't know what to do AH! - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple

33 The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D

34 Imagination tickles your bed

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

35 Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.

That is so funny but like true

Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :

Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.

Don't worry, I can hide your body.

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36 My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama

Laugh out loud so true!

This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter

Imam laughing so bad

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37 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

It's a lie! It's all a lie!

Yes

Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉

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38 Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum

Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you

Sticks and magnets...

Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!

Haha

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39 Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown
40 Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Tots saying this when I get back to school

Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735

Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.

No I did that last week

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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
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1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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1. A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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