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My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73
A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense
This list is cracking me up. The guy who made this list is a genius!
No no no no no you have it all wrong! everything does the seahorse on you. your calculation's orange...duh.V 15 Comments
I do like this, I really do.
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If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.
That reminds me of one of the really weird signs, and it said 'Thanks for noticing this notice, your noticng has been noticed' or something.V 8 Comments
One question: WHY!?
That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10
I'm dying call 911
That is jalapeñoV 2 Comments
Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.
So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!
I like fuzzy snakes
THE SKY IS PURPLE AND YOUR HEAD IS GREEN!V 4 Comments
Well be careful of the water, it's wet
Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol
Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10
Dale landed in Antartica, and the penguins captured him and sent him over to a UFO. - RaccoonCartoon
Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735
GreatV 1 Comment
But also, Bush!
Oful humor and this is just funny haw bad this is X. D LEL
Because let's face it, who doesn't just randomly say "tree" whenever there is a lull in the conversation?
("Not many people say that")
What? Of course they do!
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Quack I'm a duckV 1 Comment
What is this? - MarcellD
I like bullfrogs...
That explains so much
Still a better love story than twilight
Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735
I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx
Same, I don't know what to do AH! - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!
That is so funny but like true
Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :
Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.
Don't worry, I can hide your body.V 7 Comments
In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama
Laugh out loud so true!
This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter
Imam laughing so badV 5 Comments
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
It's a lie! It's all a lie!
Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉V 2 Comments
Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you
Sticks and magnets...
Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!
HahaV 5 Comments
Tots saying this when I get back to school
Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735
Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.
No I did that last weekV 8 Comments
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Top Remixes (23)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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