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Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
I approve of this message
This doesn't make any sense- which is why its funny - BlobfishLover4735V 18 Comments
My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73
A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense
Lol. What the heck is this crap?! - Powerfulgirl10
Str warzV 13 Comments
One question: WHY!?
That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10
I'm dying call 911
That is jalapeñoV 2 Comments
I do like this, I really do.
We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.
If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.
That reminds me of one of the really weird signs, and it said 'Thanks for noticing this notice, your noticng has been noticed' or something.V 8 Comments
Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.
I like fuzzy snakes
"I fly of the roof"
THE SKY IS PURPLE AND YOUR HEAD IS GREEN!V 3 Comments
Well be careful of the water, it's wet
Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol
Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10
Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735
HEY DALE! You ok?
But also, Bush!
Because let's face it, who doesn't just randomly say "tree" whenever there is a lull in the conversation?
("Not many people say that")
What? Of course they do!
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Quack I'm a duckV 1 Comment
I like bullfrogs...
That explains so much
Still a better love story than twilight
Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735
I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx
Same, I don't know what to do AH! - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D
That is so funny but like true
Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :
Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.
Don't worry, I can hide your body.V 7 Comments
In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama
Laugh out loud so true!
This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter
Imam laughing so badV 5 Comments
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
It's a lie! It's all a lie!
Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉V 2 Comments
Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you
Sticks and magnets...
Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!
HahaV 5 Comments
Tots saying this when I get back to school
Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.
Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735
No I did that last weekV 8 Comments
I KNOW RIGHT?! Like put beat heat on or something.
OH YEAH! been there
Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?
That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
This is horrible. its not funny it should be removed from this pageV 2 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
Yo Emperor Palpatine.
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List StatsUpdated 23 Aug 2017
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Top Remixes (23)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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