Top Ten Random Sentences


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21 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

I approve of this message

This doesn't make any sense- which is why its funny - BlobfishLover4735

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22 My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73

A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense

Lol. What the heck is this crap?! - Powerfulgirl10

Str warz

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23 3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!

One question: WHY!?

That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10

I'm dying call 911

That is jalapeño

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24 Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.

That reminds me of one of the really weird signs, and it said 'Thanks for noticing this notice, your noticng has been noticed' or something.

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25 A fuzzy snake ate the clouds

Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.

I like fuzzy snakes

"I fly of the roof"


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26 "Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.

Well be careful of the water, it's wet

Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol

27 A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale

Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10

Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735


HEY DALE! You ok?

28 I mean, Tree!

this good

But also, Bush!

Because let's face it, who doesn't just randomly say "tree" whenever there is a lull in the conversation?
("Not many people say that")
What? Of course they do!

29 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

Quack I'm a duck

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30 A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

I like bullfrogs...

That explains so much

31 A firework fell in love with my giant lava lamp then barfed on my deluxe mop!

Still a better love story than twilight

Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735

I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx

Same, I don't know what to do AH! - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple

32 The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D

33 Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.

That is so funny but like true

Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :

Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.

Don't worry, I can hide your body.

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34 My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama

Laugh out loud so true!

This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter

Imam laughing so bad

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35 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

It's a lie! It's all a lie!


Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉

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36 Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum

Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you

Sticks and magnets...

Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!


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37 Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Tots saying this when I get back to school

Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.

Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735

No I did that last week

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38 House fires are cold.

Well duh


I KNOW RIGHT?! Like put beat heat on or something.

Oh wait...

OH YEAH! been there

39 A flaming marshmallow dumpster is filled with fluffy llama dung.

Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?

That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

This is horrible. its not funny it should be removed from this page

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40 Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

Yo Emperor Palpatine.


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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
1. I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
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