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21 My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense

My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73

This list is cracking me up. The guy who made this list is a genius!

AMAZING - HufflepuffGeekGirl

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22 Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.

And I noticed that you’re noticing me noticing this list - Gametheorysucks

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23 3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!

One question: WHY!?

That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude

That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10

That is jalapeño

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24 A fuzzy snake ate the clouds

Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.

So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!

I guess he spit it out and caused a fog. - TeamRocket747


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25 "Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.

Well be careful of the water, it's wet

Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol

I don't trust the cat putting his dirty paws on it - TeamRocket747

That cat must be false advertising - Gametheorysucks

26 A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale

Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747

Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10

Dale landed in Antartica, and the penguins captured him and sent him over to a UFO. - RaccoonCartoon

Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735

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27 I mean, Tree!

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747

this good

But also, Bush!

Like, SKY! - lovefrombadlands

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28 The China connects the Furby and the toilet

Well then - TeamRocket747

29 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

That duck over there: Hi! - TeamRocket747

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30 Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What the heck? - TeamRocket747

I love this one

What is this? - MarcellD

31 A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

I like bullfrogs...

Everything I have been told is a lie - Gametheorysucks

That explains so much

Well.. - TeamRocket747

32 A firework fell in love with my giant lava lamp then barfed on my deluxe mop!

Still a better love story than twilight

I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx

Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735

Sad. You should clean it up. - TeamRocket747

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33 The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

KIck it then! - TeamRocket747

No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D

34 Imagination tickles your bed

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747

35 Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.

That is so funny but like true

Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :

Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.

*posts in to Trump's twitter and Trump makes a speech about it* - TeamRocket747

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36 My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama

Laugh out loud so true!

This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter

Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747

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37 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

It's a lie! It's all a lie!

Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉

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38 Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum

Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you

Sticks and magnets...

Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!

Lol. - TeamRocket747

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39 Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe

40 Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747

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