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No--anything but the pumpkins! They're the only known natural predator of preschoolers!
I immediately thought "yeah throw those batch of preschoolers into the forest! "V 2 Comments
Get a swat team down here, statV 1 Comment
Which is funny because horses can't pukeV 1 Comment
I'd tell it, "See that man over there? Yeah, him. You see, he has a banana hidden on him somewhere, and it's YOUR job to find it. Okay? Now, GO get it! " and he'd find it.V 3 Comments
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT! The cat startled me and... And... I bumped into it! Please, Alice really doesn't like me...
Actually, I did mean it
Great stuff - Gabber
But make sure you don't drop the detergent on bobs homework. =^v^=
And if bears are zebras then grass is 87.
I asked my friend and he said black people
Something truly disturbing
What is the obsession on this site with llamas!?
What's with llamas in this site? Alpacas are better. They even pwaa.
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Top Remixes (23)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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