Top Ten Random Sentences


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161 When girls sneeze they spread unicorn disease.

Is unicorn disease when ever u turn into a magical unicorn and eat butterflies?

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162 I hope an atom bomb takes out my entire city and then Tom comes out and says "Don't you believe it"
163 Dis items haz por gramer V 1 Comment
164 My best friend is such a jerk he has never had a slice of pizza and is always a bottle of Pepsi.
165 You're so gay, your mama should've been slapped with a piece of hay! V 1 Comment
166 Cinder blocks
167 Put the syringe into the keyboard so it can watch Spongebob Squarepants on television with pork rinds
168 Toasted frog in a cheese grater
169 Don't Touch My Filatis! V 1 Comment
170 Spread nutella not butter

I prefer butter since it's better for the Doritos

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171 Son of a hairy horse cow pickle!
172 If you have 5 apples and you have a llama on the roof whilst doing the Scottish jug what is the square root of bananas having sex?

I asked my friend and he said black people

Something truly disturbing

Dirty waffles

173 I like the feeling of Mac and Cheese on my face.

For some reason I laughed so hard at this one!

How d... no just why, why in the world just hm noo!

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174 Don't come to my house saying trick or treat say chicken or beef because I'm handing out noodles

I would come to your house on Halloween

175 How many pineapples can a pineapple, pineapple if a pineapple, pineapples a pineapples pineapple?

It can pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples.

Apple, because a pine is an apple - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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176 You have no beans of university for bacon and cheese because I freaking hate goats.
177 Tinkerbell who was acting like Terrance who was acting like Peter Pan who was acting like Jane Darling
178 Creamsicles eat magical fish eggs and pony poo

No they date fairies with six pack abs

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179 I ate some mascara while sleeping in my grandmothers foot while she was reading my 8th grade yearbook.

OK then

180 A sober frog tailors the squad behind a rapid affair.
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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
1. I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

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