Top Ten Random Sentences


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161 Put the syringe into the keyboard so it can watch Spongebob Squarepants on television with pork rinds
162 Toasted frog in a cheese grater
163 I saw horses puke.

Which is funny because horses can't puke

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164 Don't Touch My Filatis! V 1 Comment
165 Spread nutella not butter

I prefer butter since it's better for the Doritos

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166 I like the feeling of Mac and Cheese on my face.

For some reason I laughed so hard at this one!

How d... no just why, why in the world just hm noo!

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167 My pet llama named Bob ate my underwear like a chimichanga!!

What is the obsession on this site with llamas!?

168 Don't come to my house saying trick or treat say chicken or beef because I'm handing out noodles

I would come to your house on Halloween

169 How many pineapples can a pineapple, pineapple if a pineapple, pineapples a pineapples pineapple?

It can pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples.

Apple, because a pine is an apple - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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170 You have no beans of university for bacon and cheese because I freaking hate goats.
171 Tinkerbell who was acting like Terrance who was acting like Peter Pan who was acting like Jane Darling
172 Creamsicles eat magical fish eggs and pony poo

No they date fairies with six pack abs

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173 My best friend is such a jerk he has never had a slice of pizza and is always a bottle of Pepsi.
174 I ate some mascara while sleeping in my grandmothers foot while she was reading my 8th grade yearbook.

OK then

175 A sober frog tailors the squad behind a rapid affair.
176 Oh my god I love you we're going to be together forever and ever and ever

I have heard this one so many times before, but it still is funny

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177 She could be the magic woman that run through your dreams
178 I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce

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179 Fish infested fork on a moped shooting spotty camels wearing Dr Martins eat tennis rackets
180 My nose is bleeding sugar and homophobic firefighters
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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
1. I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

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