Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd
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Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96
This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
Wait would you be beating the guy with a small child or are you beating the small child with a random guy?
Something to think about.
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!
*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
Ahaha made me laugh
I need to use this sometime!V 71 Comments
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
B-b-but... My mom said I was originally born a potato :'(V 43 Comments
HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!
Funny and corny @ the same time
Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx
Amazing I laughed so hard I couldn’t even breath and then I fartedV 35 Comments
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat
I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.
is coolV 28 Comments
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is legit the best one here
Randomly texted my friend this and I think I just lost another friend..V 29 Comments
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I remember a guy saying this!
I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
Awww eat my shorts! - my boyfriend 2k18V 15 Comments
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah
MR. POTATO OUT
funnyV 31 Comments
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes
YASV 15 Comments
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19
Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way!
That's just weird what
This is funnyV 13 Comments
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon
BecauseV 29 Comments
What about obama care
Who cares about obama?
Yea What about Omama Care?
Oml that's hilarious - wrestsV 3 Comments
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag
My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser
I'm getting the referenceV 8 Comments
I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton
A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl
I'm so gonna try that one
ha ha haV 4 Comments
No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl
Wow I'm sitting in class and just saying these out loud lol
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-
:( that is mean
sameV 14 Comments
Half life 3 confirmed.
Allah Akbar means allah is greater personally I am Christian but I still find this funny
This will definitely make a crowd laugh, as it has before!
HaV 19 Comments
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan
This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something
GayV 2 Comments
I do it all the time
Lol I made my friend say this to her boy friend
Perfect. My dog is farting in the background
U do oh I like poopingV 4 Comments
I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.
I dream about it too
I do all the time
I do for the holes...I arm weird - alpacacupidV 11 Comments
It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl
One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.
Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!
Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size
So hilariousV 11 Comments
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.
Lol. Hip hop pigeons
Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it
This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class
Guess what? It is monday!
Guess it's it's Friday! since! it's MondayV 5 Comments
OOHH. Haha I get it
The answer can't be butter if sausages ate donald duck..In fact, burgers ate the letter red because of this.
I told my friend this... He just walked away...
This made me hard. Thanks!
beautifulV 5 Comments
Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.V 2 Comments
This is hilarious
Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes
My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market
My man!V 1 Comment
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY! - Abc123vote
After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Awesomeness! I don't know why I like this one so much... but I do... but don't die... then you won't be able to come up with another awesome Random Thing To Say...
MY THOUGHTS EVERYDAYYYV 10 Comments
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe... - Elina
Say in a raspy voice
I can't breathe!
Mmmm, I know how it feelsV 3 Comments
In your bum bum
LolV 1 Comment
This made me laugh out loud, I love it
If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl
Lol that was hilarious
lolV 7 Comments
Reminds me of 10th doctor
Is great... - Ananya
Dumb thing to say
Lmao. That's what she said.
I thought people usually like that...:P - Ananya
Ok! *breaks the Up CD* - AlphaQ
I like trains
Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense
I like pigs
I read this a “I like pock chorps”
Then go to the moon.
This is so true...
My nan on toast
I love harry potter!
Yes harry potter is the best
Lmfao love Harry Potter
Your A WIZARD HARRY!
uh ya well your a harry wizard
Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!
Me too, it's very therapeutic
This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.
Yummy... walls are so tasty though
Are you sure...V 1 Comment
Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.
Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl
Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?
I beat mine with a brick to put the fire out, don't worry both are pretty hard...
My balls are toasted thanks to a banana name Rekcufrehtom. - AlphaQ
AAA! Find some water and put it out! - anonygirlV 8 Comments
I love this lol
The Potato of Congreve! - ShadowSelfSatonaka
Cock is my favorite flavor of popcicle
JUMP AROUND! - AlphaQ
JUMP AROUND!... JUMP AROUND! - FernandoLemon
Gonna save the humanity I suppose?
They could use this idea in games?...nah, it'll ruin the producers - Ananya
Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over... - ThatStrangeKid42
Since the day he was born he never said a word not even to his parents not a single word was heard but on the first day of school the teacher asked his name all he did was smile as he said I LICK TRAINS wait that's not right I LIKE TRAINS better
I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson! - alessindapalace
This reminded me of asdf movie.V 16 Comments
It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas. - anonygirl
And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end. - AlphaQ
Its in my bum bum
That's why... :P - AnanyaV 1 Comment
That's what she said.
This would be better using a bad Italian accent! ~Mistyrain
I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...
Are you going swimming or something? - anonygirl
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3. I once made a pop-up book about charades!
3. Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
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