Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

This is the weirdest logic that I've ever heard of - SirSheep

yay

lol

I like this lol

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

I'm in class and I'm having a hard time not bursting out laughing

Props to who made this up

Haha I fell of my bed laughing at this lol

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

why

I wouldn't know what to say to this person other than "you probably need help." - SirSheep

Why wouldn't you

Love this joke!

OH NO!

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

Funny and corny @ the same time

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

yes

Lol - Camaro6

Oooh I should do this - takemealiens

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

Say it in a spanish accent too

I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat

Its even more funny if you just say shhh, its sleeping point at empty corner of room

is cool

THIS MADE MY DAY

I said this to my mom lol

LOL

What about obama care

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

, this is actually possible

MONTY PYTHON - errrr

Its not that funnny its not even making me smile - takemealiens

I'm getting the reference

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My friend yelled this in class

Lmao said this to my principal who speaks Indian or something lol I don't know and he murdered the entire school

I say it every time I am frustrated with someone

Yell it out to make it even funnier.

Me: ALLAHU AKBAR * explosion * - IceFoxPlayz

Haha saying all of these to my friends

I LOVE THIS

I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton

A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl

Yeah autism autistic that
Means you are insulting my own existence on this human race (ya know what they say with/about the r word spread the word to end the word respect before retard

Very offensive to people who actually do have a mental ilness, or who are really retarded. I suggest you take this one down.

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

Or monkeys humping a balloon

Eat pant. - Cyri

Yes eat my pants,LOL!

Brat sampson

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

OOHH. Haha I get it

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

:( that is mean

Not funny AIDs kills people

This is super relatable

This is funny

Welp my ass exploded

One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.

Actually monday here in Australia

IT IS MONDAY, but I'm gonna say it in 24 minutes, where it'll be Tuesday! Yes, I'm up at midnight. - MaxAurelius

This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class

Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it

The only one I laughed at!
- TheDuttyGyal

You know what? you're not very cash money

This is hilarious

Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes

*suck* *suck* *suck*

Nice story bro

Sickos

In your bum bum

Wait... illuminati confirmed?

Lol, I said this to my friends but I got confused while even trying to say it so they started laughing so hard, I just had to jion them. LOL

This is so funny

This made me laugh out loud, I love it

Isn't it weird that no one found Sponge Bob's Pineapple?

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

I've always pondered this question. - MaxAurelius

This will be my gmail status!

Except you say this as loud as possible.

And today I'm going to show you how to have oral sex with a dog - skooter1

Why isn't this at the top though - VoidSense

Oh hi may whats next june

So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!

Reminds me of 10th doctor

Is great... - Ananya

I like turtles

I like trains

Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense

I like pigs

This made me so happy inside. blinking brilliant! 10/10 would recommend to @nirsty30. great account would follow if I was u.

Cool pinto beans!

I love this x,D - VoidSense

I like cheese. It is good.

Then go to the moon.

My nan on toast

This is so true...

Your a hairy wizard! - Skitzoid

Epik gamer moment bro

After Harry Potter slipped into a coma, scientists examined him and his genetic structure. After hours of research, they discovered that Harry was indeed a wizard. - MaxAurelius

So true

Me too! 1

This is my motto

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19

"Little Baby's Ice Cream" yep, the most horrific thing I heard.

lol

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

Me too, it's very therapeutic

My cat's name is ACTUALLY MITTENS! - MaxAurelius

That is literally my cats name what

Get it from the back!
Tawny habblett

Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.

I like cake

lol

This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.

Yummy... walls are so tasty though

The book was for my mom

Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl

Hot diggity damn I have to go jump in a galactic hole with tap dancing demons while chugging root beer and devouring corn dogs - IceFoxPlayz

Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice

Love this made me lol

LOL! - anonygirl

Wow/well that is um okay mario

Yes

That's what she said.

That’s what Mario and Luigi would say to Daisy and Peach, because they’re both Italians - IceFoxPlayz

Haha

Great

It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas. - anonygirl

And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end. - AlphaQ

It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl

I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...

Are you going swimming or something? - anonygirl

Very weird and funny

And I'm the joker!

And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running) - TheMazeRuner

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( everyone screams) - TheMazeRuner

Most funny

yummy

My llama says gotta reach a higher velocity

That's what she said.

It made my friends laugh

Stupidst google search

I did just this and the first thing that came up was My Pie Pizzeria Romana... Interesting

I did, and I found out it was a pizza restaurant. - anonygirl

Oh man, I read "giggle my pie"! Do I have dyslexia? X

Yee I be your mother

Yes my child

Get this higher! Only at 49! Man people are dumb

lOl

Yay

This has to be at least at the top 5😆

Obey da holy llama or else you will die - IceFoxPlayz

And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it

This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

This works for EVERYTHING!

Sorry, but I do not have any. - anonygirl

Banta for days

Juicy

Ha...that's funny...nachos...haha *awkwardly laughs*

They probably do not know who those people are. - anonygirl

I'm IN LOVE WIT the COCO. - AlphaQ