Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

My friend said this

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Ahaha made me laugh

I said this to my dad. he said they have eyes to
POTATOES! POTATOES EVERYWHERE

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

Dis is true I do dat

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

Funny and corny @ the same time

Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx

Amazing I laughed so hard I couldn’t even breath and then I farted

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

Say it in a spanish accent too

I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

is cool

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

This is legit the best one here

i'm dying

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I remember a guy saying this!

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

Brat sampson

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

MONTY PYTHON - errrr

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

This will be my gmail status!

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

You should come to my place. - CloudInvasion

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon

Thanks, I just laughed for 4 minutes and 26 seconds.

What about obama care

Who cares about obama?

Yea What about Omama Care?

Oml that's hilarious - wrests

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser

I'm getting the reference

I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton

A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl

I'm so gonna try that one

ha ha ha

No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl

Wow I'm sitting in class and just saying these out loud lol

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

:( that is mean

same

Half life 3 confirmed.

Allah Akbar means allah is greater personally I am Christian but I still find this funny

This will definitely make a crowd laugh, as it has before!

Yell it out to make it even funnier.

Me: ALLAHU AKBAR * explosion * - IceFoxPlayz

Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

Pretzel sticks? - AliciaMae

Hot.

Gay

I do it all the time

Lol I made my friend say this to her boy friend

Perfect. My dog is farting in the background

I say this 24/7 - Manlypants

I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.

I dream about it too

I do all the time

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! " - Sheogorath

It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl

One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.

Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!

Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size

When I read this is spent like 5 minuets Laughing. My mom came in while I was still laughing. She looked at my phone to see what I was laughing about. She slowly walked out and closed the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - Amaimon

Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

Lol. Hip hop pigeons

OOHH. Haha I get it

Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it

This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class

Guess what? It is monday!

Tosay IS Monday - AnnieCallie

The answer can't be butter if sausages ate donald duck..In fact, burgers ate the letter red because of this.

This made me hard. Thanks!

I told my friend this... He just walked away...

beautiful

Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Them: (o)>(o)?
_

Me: (O)<(o)
-

LOL I SEE THEM NOW IN A what MOMENT (O^O)
0 - Flash_Ben

This is hilarious

Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes

My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market

My man!

If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY! - Abc123vote

After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...

Awesomeness! I don't know why I like this one so much... but I do... but don't die... then you won't be able to come up with another awesome Random Thing To Say...

YAY! DEATH FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME! - IceFoxPlayz

Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe... - Elina

I had also forgotten how to breathe up until two seconds ago.

Say in a raspy voice

Mmmm, I know how it feels

In your bum bum

Hot

Yum

Lol

This made me laugh out loud, I love it

If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl

Lol that was hilarious

This is so funny

Reminds me of 10th doctor

Is great... - Ananya

I like trains

Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense

I like pigs

I read this a “I like pock chorps”

Dumb thing to say

Lmao. That's what she said.

I thought people usually like that...:P - Ananya

Ok! *breaks the Up CD* - AlphaQ

Then go to the moon.

This is so true...

My nan on toast

me too

Yes harry potter is the best

You're a Lizard, Larry.

I love harry potter!

Then what was harry before he became a lizard? - IceFoxPlayz

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

Me too, it's very therapeutic

Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.

This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.

Yummy... walls are so tasty though

lol

Are you sure...

Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl

The book was for my mom

Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?

I beat mine with a brick to put the fire out, don't worry both are pretty hard...

My balls are toasted thanks to a banana name Rekcufrehtom. - AlphaQ

So Paul Blart is here now? - Gehenna

I love this lol

The Potato of Congreve! - ShadowSelfSatonaka

Gonna save the humanity I suppose?
They could use this idea in games?...nah, it'll ruin the producers - Ananya

Cock is my favorite flavor of popcicle

JUMP AROUND! - AlphaQ

JUMP AROUND!... JUMP AROUND! - FernandoLemon

Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over... - ThatStrangeKid42

Since the day he was born he never said a word not even to his parents not a single word was heard but on the first day of school the teacher asked his name all he did was smile as he said I LICK TRAINS wait that's not right I LIKE TRAINS better

I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson! - alessindapalace

This is from asdf movie 1, it’s funny - IceFoxPlayz

That's what she said.

This would be better using a bad Italian accent! ~Mistyrain

That’s what Mario and Luigi would say to Daisy and Peach, because they’re both Italians - IceFoxPlayz

It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas. - anonygirl

And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end. - AlphaQ

Its in my bum bum

That's why... :P - Ananya

I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...

Are you going swimming or something? - anonygirl