Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Ahaha made me laugh

I like this lol

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Haha I fell of my bed laughing at this lol

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

This is legit the best one here

Why wouldn't you

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

Funny and corny @ the same time

Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx

OH NO!

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

Lol - Camaro6

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

Say it in a spanish accent too

I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

is cool

I said this to my mom lol

What about obama care

Who cares about obama?

LOL

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

Shawn owo

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser

Its not that funnny its not even making me smile - takemealiens

Muslims are real people I'm muslim n real we don't mock your religion don't mock ours

Half life 3 confirmed.

Allah Akbar means allah is greater personally I am Christian but I still find this funny

I say it every time I am frustrated with someone

I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton

A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl

I'm so gonna try that one

ha ha ha

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon

*wheezes*

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I remember a guy saying this!

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

Eat pant. - Cyri

OOHH. Haha I get it

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

:( that is mean

same

One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.

Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!

Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size

This is super relatable

Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it

This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class

Guess what? It is monday!

IT IS MONDAY, but I'm gonna say it in 24 minutes, where it'll be Tuesday! Yes, I'm up at midnight. - MaxAurelius

This is hilarious

Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes

My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market

The only one I laughed at!
- TheDuttyGyal

In your bum bum

Hot

Lol

Sickos

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

This will be my gmail status!

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

I've always pondered this question. - MaxAurelius

This made me laugh out loud, I love it

If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl

Lol that was hilarious

Lol, I said this to my friends but I got confused while even trying to say it so they started laughing so hard, I just had to jion them. LOL

And today I'm going to show you how to have oral sex with a dog - skooter1

Except you say this as loud as possible.

Why isn't this at the top though - VoidSense

Hi, I'm Ryan Higa. - AlphaQ

So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!

Reminds me of 10th doctor

Is great... - Ananya

This made me so happy inside. blinking brilliant! 10/10 would recommend to @nirsty30. great account would follow if I was u.

I like trains

Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense

I like pigs

I read this a “I like pock chorps”

Cool pinto beans!

I love this x,D - VoidSense

Then go to the moon.

This is so true...

I like cheese. It is good.

My nan on toast

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

Me too, it's very therapeutic

lol

After Harry Potter slipped into a coma, scientists examined him and his genetic structure. After hours of research, they discovered that Harry was indeed a wizard. - MaxAurelius

Yes harry potter is the best

You're a Lizard, Larry.

So true

Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.

That is literally my cats name what

Get it from the back!
Tawny habblett

My cat's name is ACTUALLY MITTENS! - MaxAurelius

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19

Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way!

That's just weird what

deez nutz

This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.

Yummy... walls are so tasty though

I like cake

lol

Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl

The book was for my mom

Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice

Love this made me lol

Hot diggity damn I have to go jump in a galactic hole with tap dancing demons while chugging root beer and devouring corn dogs - IceFoxPlayz

LOL! - anonygirl

That's what she said.

Yes

This would be better using a bad Italian accent! ~Mistyrain

That’s what Mario and Luigi would say to Daisy and Peach, because they’re both Italians - IceFoxPlayz

It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl

It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas. - anonygirl

And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end. - AlphaQ

Its in my bum bum

Great

I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...

Are you going swimming or something? - anonygirl

Very weird and funny

And I'm the joker!

And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running) - TheMazeRuner

ME TOO TWINSIESSS!

yummy

My llama says gotta reach a higher velocity

That's what she said.

It made my friends laugh

I did just this and the first thing that came up was My Pie Pizzeria Romana... Interesting

I did, and I found out it was a pizza restaurant. - anonygirl

Oh man, I read "giggle my pie"! Do I have dyslexia? X

Stupidst google search

Yee I be your mother

Yes my child

This works for EVERYTHING!

Sorry, but I do not have any. - anonygirl

Banta for days

Juicy

And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it

This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

Obey da holy llama or else you will die - IceFoxPlayz

Ha...that's funny...nachos...haha *awkwardly laughs*

They probably do not know who those people are. - anonygirl

I'm IN LOVE WIT the COCO. - AlphaQ

This is very weird. I LOVE THIS! - funnyuser

Exact example of my life

I almost fainted.

That's a car derp._.