Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

I was flicking though and noticed this website and realised wow this is definitely the top things to say to break the silence.

This is hilarious! Actually, every time I see my friend she says she's a potato. But then again, she calls herself my uncle Tim Bob Joe Shenikwa so...

I LOVE THIS. I said it on club penguin then I dressed up like a potato and everyone thought I was crazy!

YES! I say this to my friends all the time, and they crack up every time.

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Wait would you be beating the guy with a small child or are you beating the small child with a random guy?
Something to think about.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

I will definitely be using this one next time my sister or friends are being annoying.

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

I can't stop laughing! I said ths in Roblox and people asked me if my parents ever take me to the ER!

This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!

I wouldn't know what to say to this person other than "you probably need help."

I said this in my third grade science class at school, nobody laughed, every body jest stared at me.

#Forereveralone

As soon as I saw this I had to text my friends this it's so funny!

Try not to act surprised but, my father is my Dad.

Don't freak out, but there's a spider- right on you!

Everybody thinks me and my friends are high but were just crazy loud and SCOOBY-DOO but that's a different story.

I'm obsessed with potatoes so when I saw this I laughed until I ran out of breath. My friends wouldn't be surprised of I said this to them

I used this on my mom & brother while they were watching a movie. They flipped out!

! I told my friend this and she told me where the nearest mental hospital is!

What about obama care

Who cares about obama?

I love this I'm doing a skit and its called mismatched blind dates I'm definitely using this.

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

Shhh, the pears are sleeping in pairs.

Say it in a really bad Spanish accent.

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

Laugh out loud, I told my friends this... They sent me paragraphs of haha... And also blew up my phone

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

Stupid but funny at the same time with a pinch of cleverness.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this.

Have you seen my dog? It's naked!

That means "God is the greatest" And this is a post about weird lines to say to people. I guess "God is the greatest" IS in fact a "weird" line for nonreligious useless people like you.
Good one.

Who the hell cares if this 'racist' or 'making fun of Muslims' or that type of crap. Get a sense of humour, if you don't like it, don't whine about it.

It's annoying how people get worked up over this stuff, but that might just be me not having a religion.

This is a bit disrespectful, but something this random would still be very funny.

A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade.

Very offensive to people who actually do have a mental ilness, or who are really retarded. I suggest you take this one down.

Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh.

Thanks, I just laughed for 4 minutes and 26 seconds.

Wow how happy are you to get to express your fantasy to the web! Get help

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

The original is eat my shorts and that's from the Simpsons. Friggen 10 year olds on here thinking it was from damn Nickolodean

From Simpsons when Bart says "eat my shorts! "

One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.

Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!

Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size

Laugh out loud you have made my day..

And your point is? Maybe you should do better things with your time! Like tell all the people you infected! Super solid ya poof. Die slowly!

As a homosexual, I can safely say AIDS is funny as hell.

I can't however, safely say I don't have AIDS.
It comes with the gay for most of us.

Oh, that is SO mean. My idol, Freddie Mercury, died of this. I hate people who say AIDS in context like this...

What you need to do is when your in a public area, just stand up, have wide eyes, and say in a loud voice " I have aids! "

IT IS MONDAY, but I'm gonna say it in 24 minutes, where it'll be Tuesday! Yes, I'm up at midnight.

No. Who would say that. Monday's are horrible

Guess what? It is monday!

No this is Patrick

I secretly eat your nachos. You sneakily eat my dirty underwear. Sniff my toes!

This is hilarious

If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves.

People don't eat the toast. The toast eats itself.

Wait... illuminati confirmed?

Nice this is now a fact

In your bum bum

Nice story bro

Except you say this as loud as possible.

Because it's not funny

Why isn't this number one? X,D

I like trains

I like turtles

So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

Yeah, and this'll be my Facebook status. No, wait... Maybe number 5... Uh, both are hilarious, though.
I saw you yesterday. IN A STORE>

I noticed that too! Never go to the bikini bottom, rip off...

Isn't it weird that no one found Sponge Bob's Pineapple?