Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

I don't know why, but this just made me laugh so much!

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Ahaha made me laugh

My friend would love this

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

I told this to my friend and she said I do the same but in pink and be a pig

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

Funny and corny @ the same time

Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx

Try not to act surprised but, my father is my Dad.

I remember a guy saying this!

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

From Simpsons when Bart says "eat my shorts! "

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

Lol yall got me in trouble because I laughed in the classroom

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

Say it in a spanish accent too

I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

hi

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

This will be my gmail status!

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

YAS

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19

That's just weird what

Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way!

Weird

I snotted soda out my nose in a Chipotle when it was really quiet.

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon

me likey

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser

He's a werewolf!

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!

I'm going to say this to my class they will think I'm crazy 😜

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -

Oh my

I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton

A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl

I'm so gonna try that one

Oh my god! - Ananya

Half life 3 confirmed.

Allah Akbar means allah is greater personally I am Christian but I still find this funny

Muslims are real people I'm muslim n real we don't mock your religion don't mock ours

Territorialoak on youtube

Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

Hot.

Love it!

What type

I do it all the time

This matches my brother's personality

That's so hilarious dude! My friends say it all of the time! LOLOLOLOLOL

U do oh I like pooping

I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.

I dream about it too

I do all the time

Lol

No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl