Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd
The Top Ten
This is the weirdest logic that I've ever heard of - SirSheep
I like this lolV 105 Comments
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96
I'm in class and I'm having a hard time not bursting out laughing
Props to who made this up
Haha I fell of my bed laughing at this lolV 78 Comments
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
I wouldn't know what to say to this person other than "you probably need help." - SirSheep
Why wouldn't youV 38 Comments
Love this joke!
HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!
Funny and corny @ the same timeV 38 Comments
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
Lol - Camaro6
Oooh I should do this - takemealiensV 48 Comments
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat
Its even more funny if you just say shhh, its sleeping point at empty corner of room
is coolV 27 Comments
THIS MADE MY DAY
I said this to my mom lol
What about obama careV 6 Comments
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
, this is actually possible
MONTY PYTHON - errrrV 33 Comments
Its not that funnny its not even making me smile - takemealiens
I'm getting the reference
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swagV 9 Comments
This is very funny and I said this to my boss and now am fired
No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl
Wow I'm sitting in class and just saying these out loud lol
My friend yelled this in class
Lmao said this to my principal who speaks Indian or something lol I don't know and he murdered the entire school
I say it every time I am frustrated with someone
Yell it out to make it even funnier.
Me: ALLAHU AKBAR * explosion * - IceFoxPlayz
Haha saying all of these to my friends
I LOVE THIS
I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton
A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirlV 6 Comments
Yeah autism autistic that
Means you are insulting my own existence on this human race (ya know what they say with/about the r word spread the word to end the word respect before retard
Very offensive to people who actually do have a mental ilness, or who are really retarded. I suggest you take this one down.
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
Or monkeys humping a balloonV 40 Comments
Eat pant. - Cyri
Yes eat my pants,LOL!
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..V 18 Comments
OOHH. Haha I get it
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-
:( that is mean
Not funny AIDs kills peopleV 14 Comments
This is super relatable
This is funny
Welp my ass exploded
One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.V 18 Comments
Actually monday here in Australia
IT IS MONDAY, but I'm gonna say it in 24 minutes, where it'll be Tuesday! Yes, I'm up at midnight. - MaxAurelius
This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class
Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for itV 8 Comments
The only one I laughed at!
You know what? you're not very cash money
This is hilarious
Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yesV 3 Comments
*suck* *suck* *suck*
Nice story bro
In your bum bumV 4 Comments
Wait... illuminati confirmed?
Lol, I said this to my friends but I got confused while even trying to say it so they started laughing so hard, I just had to jion them. LOL
This is so funny
This made me laugh out loud, I love itV 10 Comments
Isn't it weird that no one found Sponge Bob's Pineapple?
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
I've always pondered this question. - MaxAurelius
This will be my gmail status!V 18 Comments
Except you say this as loud as possible.
And today I'm going to show you how to have oral sex with a dog - skooter1
Why isn't this at the top though - VoidSense
Oh hi may whats next juneV 2 Comments
So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!
Reminds me of 10th doctor
Is great... - Ananya
I like turtles
I like trains
Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense
I like pigsV 1 Comment
This made me so happy inside. blinking brilliant! 10/10 would recommend to @nirsty30. great account would follow if I was u.
Cool pinto beans!
I love this x,D - VoidSense
I like cheese. It is good.
Then go to the moon.
My nan on toast
This is so true...V 1 Comment
Your a hairy wizard! - Skitzoid
Epik gamer moment bro
After Harry Potter slipped into a coma, scientists examined him and his genetic structure. After hours of research, they discovered that Harry was indeed a wizard. - MaxAurelius
So trueV 11 Comments
Me too! 1
This is my motto
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19
"Little Baby's Ice Cream" yep, the most horrific thing I heard.V 19 Comments
Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!
Me too, it's very therapeutic
My cat's name is ACTUALLY MITTENS! - MaxAurelius
That is literally my cats name what
Get it from the back!
Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.
I like cake
This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.
Yummy... walls are so tasty thoughV 2 Comments
The book was for my mom
Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl
Hot diggity damn I have to go jump in a galactic hole with tap dancing demons while chugging root beer and devouring corn dogs - IceFoxPlayz
Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice
Love this made me lol
LOL! - anonygirl
Wow/well that is um okay mario
That's what she said.
That’s what Mario and Luigi would say to Daisy and Peach, because they’re both Italians - IceFoxPlayzV 1 Comment
It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas. - anonygirl
And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end. - AlphaQV 4 Comments
It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl
I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...
Are you going swimming or something? - anonygirl
Very weird and funny
And I'm the joker!
And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.
And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running) - TheMazeRuner
And I am ( long pause) Bob ( everyone screams) - TheMazeRunerV 7 Comments
My llama says gotta reach a higher velocity
That's what she said.
It made my friends laugh
Stupidst google search
I did just this and the first thing that came up was My Pie Pizzeria Romana... Interesting
I did, and I found out it was a pizza restaurant. - anonygirl
Oh man, I read "giggle my pie"! Do I have dyslexia? XV 1 Comment
Yee I be your mother
Yes my child
Get this higher! Only at 49! Man people are dumb
This has to be at least at the top 5😆V 4 Comments
Obey da holy llama or else you will die - IceFoxPlayz
And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama
I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it
This makes me think often Morgan FreemanV 3 Comments
This works for EVERYTHING!
Sorry, but I do not have any. - anonygirl
Banta for days
Ha...that's funny...nachos...haha *awkwardly laughs*
They probably do not know who those people are. - anonygirl
I'm IN LOVE WIT the COCO. - AlphaQ
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2. I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!
3. I once made a pop-up book about charades!
3. Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
2. You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
3. Shhh, the pencils are resting
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