Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

YES! I say this to my friends all the time, and they crack up every time.

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Ahaha made me laugh

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

I will definitely be using this one next time my sister or friends are being annoying.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

I wouldn't know what to say to this person other than "you probably need help."

This is legit the best one here

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

Funny and corny @ the same time

Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx

I love this item! It's so hilarious!

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

I'm obsessed with potatoes so when I saw this I laughed until I ran out of breath. My friends wouldn't be surprised of I said this to them

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

Say it in a spanish accent too

I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol

What about obama care

I said this to my mom lol

Who cares about obama?

Yea What about Omama Care?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

It's funny and throws people off because it doesn't make sense and it's not too outrageous

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this.

This stinks way too racist

I don't mock your religion so don't you do it to me and my fellow Muslims.

This is a bit disrespectful, but something this random would still be very funny.

Lmao said this to my principal who speaks Indian or something lol I don't know and he murdered the entire school

Muslims are real people I'm muslim n real we don't mock your religion don't mock ours

I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL!

A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade.

I'm so gonna try that one

Haha saying all of these to my friends

I have Autism and I am not offended by this. I think its fine. But some people don't like it so you should be considerate of their feelings as well.

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

Yeah autism autistic that
Means you are insulting my own existence on this human race (ya know what they say with/about the r word spread the word to end the word respect before retard

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

I used this when I was playing Mario Kart with my sister and I got ahead

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I remember a guy saying this!

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

OOHH. Haha I get it

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

Not funny AIDs kills people

:( that is mean

One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.

Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!

Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size

Doesn't that mean the balloon contain fart? Seems legit

IT IS MONDAY, but I'm gonna say it in 24 minutes, where it'll be Tuesday! Yes, I'm up at midnight.

Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it

Actually monday here in Australia

This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class

This is hilarious

Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes

The only one I laughed at!
- TheDuttyGyal

My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market

In your bum bum

Nice story bro

*suck* *suck* *suck*

Hot

This made me laugh out loud, I love it

If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves.

Lol, I said this to my friends but I got confused while even trying to say it so they started laughing so hard, I just had to jion them. LOL

Wait... illuminati confirmed?

And today I'm going to show you how to have oral sex with a dog

Except you say this as loud as possible.

Why isn't this at the top though

Oh hi may whats next june

So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!

Reminds me of 10th doctor

Is great...

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

This will be my gmail status!

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

I've always pondered this question.

I like trains

I like turtles

I like pigs

Why isn't this number one? X,D

This made me so happy inside. blinking brilliant! 10/10 would recommend to @nirsty30. great account would follow if I was u.

Cool pinto beans!

I love this x,D

Then go to the moon.

This is so true...

I like cheese. It is good.

My nan on toast

After Harry Potter slipped into a coma, scientists examined him and his genetic structure. After hours of research, they discovered that Harry was indeed a wizard.

You're a Lizard, Larry.

Yes harry potter is the best

I love harry potter!

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

Me too, it's very therapeutic

This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.

Yummy... walls are so tasty though

Seems legit

I like cake

Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.

That is literally my cats name what

Get it from the back!
Tawny habblett

My cat's name is ACTUALLY MITTENS!

Wow, I would like to see it.

The book was for my mom

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time!

Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way!

That's just weird what

I ate a baby once...

Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice

Love this made me lol

Hot diggity damn I have to go jump in a galactic hole with tap dancing demons while chugging root beer and devouring corn dogs

It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas.

And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end.

Its in my bum bum

Great

That's what she said.

Wow/well that is um okay mario

Yes

This would be better using a bad Italian accent! ~Mistyrain

It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems.

"Oh sorry" *wipes mouth*
"THE NAPKIN SAYS PUBLIC BUTT WIPER YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED AT IT! IT HAS BEEN USED! "

Very weird and funny

I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...

Are you going swimming or something?

And I'm the joker!

And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running)

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( everyone screams)

Don't worry, I double knot.

yummy

Most funny

yes please...

Exact example of my life

This is very weird. I LOVE THIS!

Get this higher! Only at 49! Man people are dumb

I almost fainted.

That's what she said.

My llama says gotta reach a higher velocity

It made my friends laugh

And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it

This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

Honestly I am bad at thinking of random phrases

Yee I be your mother

Yes my child

Ha...that's funny...nachos...haha *awkwardly laughs*

I did just this and the first thing that came up was My Pie Pizzeria Romana... Interesting

I did, and I found out it was a pizza restaurant.

Oh man, I read "giggle my pie"! Do I have dyslexia? X

Stupidst google search

I found lemonade in the toilet too!

No stop it

They probably do not know who those people are.

I'm IN LOVE WIT the COCO.