Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd
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I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!
*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
Ahaha made me laugh
I am a potatoV 90 Comments
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
LEL THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I CRIED 😂 (like that emoji)V 75 Comments
HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!
Funny and corny @ the same time
Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx
OH NO!V 37 Comments
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is legit the best one here
That is the funniest thing everV 32 Comments
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat
I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.
is coolV 27 Comments
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I remember a guy saying this!
I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
Yes eat my pants,LOL!V 17 Comments
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah
MR. POTATO OUT
Shawn owoV 33 Comments
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag
My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser
Its not that funnny its not even making me smile - takemealiensV 9 Comments
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19
Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way!
That's just weird what
This is my mottoV 18 Comments
What about obama care
Who cares about obama?
Yea What about Omama Care?
LOLV 4 Comments
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
Oooh I should do this - takemealiensV 46 Comments
I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton
A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl
I'm so gonna try that one
ha ha haV 4 Comments
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes
You should come to my place. - CloudInvasionV 17 Comments
No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl
Wow I'm sitting in class and just saying these out loud lol
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon
Or monkeys humping a balloonV 37 Comments
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-
:( that is mean
sameV 14 Comments
Half life 3 confirmed.
Allah Akbar means allah is greater personally I am Christian but I still find this funny
Yell it out to make it even funnier.
Me: ALLAHU AKBAR * explosion * - IceFoxPlayz
Why did I go to cort for doing this?V 21 Comments
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan
This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something
Pretzel sticks? - AliciaMae
GayV 3 Comments
I do it all the time
Lol I made my friend say this to her boy friend
Perfect. My dog is farting in the background
How matureV 5 Comments
I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.
I do all the time
I dream about it too
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! " - SheogorathV 12 Comments
It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl
One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.
Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!
Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size
This is super relatableV 18 Comments
OOHH. Haha I get it
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.
Lol. Hip hop pigeons
Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it
This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class
Guess what? It is monday!
Tosay IS MondayV 6 Comments
The answer can't be butter if sausages ate donald duck..In fact, burgers ate the letter red because of this.
This made me hard. Thanks!
I told my friend this... He just walked away...
Ima text that to my friendsV 6 Comments
This is hilarious
Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes
My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market
The only one I laughed at!
Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
LOL I SEE THEM NOW IN A what MOMENT (O^O)
0 - Flash_Ben
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY! - Abc123vote
After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Awesomeness! I don't know why I like this one so much... but I do... but don't die... then you won't be able to come up with another awesome Random Thing To Say...
YAY! DEATH FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME! - IceFoxPlayzV 11 Comments
In your bum bum
SickosV 2 Comments
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe... - Elina
I had also forgotten how to breathe up until two seconds ago.
Say in a raspy voice
Mmmm, I know how it feelsV 4 Comments
This made me laugh out loud, I love it
If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl
Lol that was hilarious
This is so funnyV 8 Comments
And today I'm going to show you how to have oral sex with a dog - skooter1
Why isn't this at the top though - VoidSense
Oh hi may whats next june
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa. - AlphaQV 1 Comment
So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!
Reminds me of 10th doctor
Is great... - Ananya
Lmao. That's what she said.
Dumb thing to say
I thought people usually like that...:P - Ananya
Ok! *breaks the Up CD* - AlphaQ
Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over... - ThatStrangeKid42
Since the day he was born he never said a word not even to his parents not a single word was heard but on the first day of school the teacher asked his name all he did was smile as he said I LICK TRAINS wait that's not right I LIKE TRAINS better
I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson! - alessindapalace
This is from asdf movie 1, it’s funny - IceFoxPlayzV 19 Comments
I like trains
Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense
I like pigs
I read this a “I like pock chorps”
This made me so happy inside. blinking brilliant! 10/10 would recommend to @nirsty30. great account would follow if I was u.
Then go to the moon.
I like cheese. It is good.
This is so true...
My nan on toastV 1 Comment
Yes harry potter is the best
You're a Lizard, Larry.
I love harry potter!
Love dis oneV 7 Comments
Cool pinto beans!
I love this x,D - VoidSense
Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!
Me too, it's very therapeutic
Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.
That is literally my cats name what
Get it from the back!
This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.
Yummy... walls are so tasty though
Are you sure...V 1 Comment
I love this lol
The Potato of Congreve! - ShadowSelfSatonaka
Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl
The book was for my mom
Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?
I beat mine with a brick to put the fire out, don't worry both are pretty hard...
My balls are toasted thanks to a banana name Rekcufrehtom. - AlphaQ
So Paul Blart is here now? - GehennaV 9 Comments
Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice
Love this made me lol
Hot diggity damn I have to go jump in a galactic hole with tap dancing demons while chugging root beer and devouring corn dogs - IceFoxPlayz
LOL! - anonygirl
LOVE THIS ONE
Gonna save the humanity I suppose?
They could use this idea in games?...nah, it'll ruin the producers - Ananya
Cock is my favorite flavor of popcicle
JUMP AROUND! - AlphaQ
JUMP AROUND!... JUMP AROUND! - FernandoLemon
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2. I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!
3. I once made a pop-up book about charades!
3. Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
2. You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
3. Shhh, the pencils are resting
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