Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd
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I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!
*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
Ahaha made me laugh
I like this lolV 98 Comments
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Haha I fell of my bed laughing at this lolV 76 Comments
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is legit the best one here
Why wouldn't youV 35 Comments
HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!
Funny and corny @ the same time
Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx
OH NO!V 37 Comments
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
Lol - Camaro6V 47 Comments
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat
I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.
is coolV 27 Comments
I said this to my mom lol
What about obama care
Who cares about obama?
LOLV 5 Comments
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah
MR. POTATO OUT
Shawn owoV 33 Comments
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag
My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser
Its not that funnny its not even making me smile - takemealiensV 9 Comments
No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl
Wow I'm sitting in class and just saying these out loud lol
This is very funny and I said this to my boss and now am fired
Muslims are real people I'm muslim n real we don't mock your religion don't mock ours
Half life 3 confirmed.
Allah Akbar means allah is greater personally I am Christian but I still find this funny
I say it every time I am frustrated with someoneV 22 Comments
I did that once when my math teacher walked by me. She called my and asked if I had took my medicine today. LOL! - Kassiewalton
A boy did that to me when I was in 5th grade. - anonygirl
I'm so gonna try that one
ha ha haV 4 Comments
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon
*wheezes*V 38 Comments
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I remember a guy saying this!
I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
Eat pant. - CyriV 18 Comments
OOHH. Haha I get it
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-
:( that is mean
sameV 14 Comments
One of my close friends said this to me and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird, now I can.
Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!
Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size
This is super relatableV 18 Comments
Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it
This is funny imma do it Monday in the middle of class
Guess what? It is monday!
IT IS MONDAY, but I'm gonna say it in 24 minutes, where it'll be Tuesday! Yes, I'm up at midnight. - MaxAureliusV 7 Comments
This is hilarious
Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes
My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market
The only one I laughed at!
In your bum bum
SickosV 2 Comments
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes
I've always pondered this question. - MaxAureliusV 18 Comments
This made me laugh out loud, I love it
If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl
Lol that was hilarious
Lol, I said this to my friends but I got confused while even trying to say it so they started laughing so hard, I just had to jion them. LOLV 9 Comments
And today I'm going to show you how to have oral sex with a dog - skooter1
Except you say this as loud as possible.
Why isn't this at the top though - VoidSense
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa. - AlphaQV 2 Comments
So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Physics!
Reminds me of 10th doctor
Is great... - Ananya
This made me so happy inside. blinking brilliant! 10/10 would recommend to @nirsty30. great account would follow if I was u.
I like trains
Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense
I like pigs
I read this a “I like pock chorps”
Cool pinto beans!
I love this x,D - VoidSense
Then go to the moon.
This is so true...
I like cheese. It is good.
My nan on toastV 1 Comment
Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!
Me too, it's very therapeutic
After Harry Potter slipped into a coma, scientists examined him and his genetic structure. After hours of research, they discovered that Harry was indeed a wizard. - MaxAurelius
Yes harry potter is the best
You're a Lizard, Larry.
So trueV 9 Comments
Said Helen Keller as she held a dog.
That is literally my cats name what
Get it from the back!
My cat's name is ACTUALLY MITTENS! - MaxAurelius
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19
Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way!
That's just weird what
deez nutzV 19 Comments
This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.
Yummy... walls are so tasty though
I like cake
lolV 2 Comments
Wow, I would like to see it. - anonygirl
The book was for my mom
Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice
Love this made me lol
Hot diggity damn I have to go jump in a galactic hole with tap dancing demons while chugging root beer and devouring corn dogs - IceFoxPlayz
LOL! - anonygirl
That's what she said.
This would be better using a bad Italian accent! ~Mistyrain
That’s what Mario and Luigi would say to Daisy and Peach, because they’re both Italians - IceFoxPlayz
It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl
It would have been funny if someone actually said that in Texas. - anonygirl
And it was served as my neighbor's dinner. He fainted. The end. - AlphaQ
Its in my bum bum
GreatV 3 Comments
I think birthday suit would've made me laugh harder...
Are you going swimming or something? - anonygirl
Very weird and funny
And I'm the joker!
And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.
And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running) - TheMazeRuner
ME TOO TWINSIESSS!V 7 Comments
My llama says gotta reach a higher velocity
That's what she said.
It made my friends laugh
I did just this and the first thing that came up was My Pie Pizzeria Romana... Interesting
I did, and I found out it was a pizza restaurant. - anonygirl
Oh man, I read "giggle my pie"! Do I have dyslexia? X
Stupidst google searchV 1 Comment
Yee I be your mother
Yes my child
This works for EVERYTHING!
Sorry, but I do not have any. - anonygirl
Banta for days
And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama
I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it
This makes me think often Morgan Freeman
Obey da holy llama or else you will die - IceFoxPlayzV 3 Comments
Ha...that's funny...nachos...haha *awkwardly laughs*
They probably do not know who those people are. - anonygirl
I'm IN LOVE WIT the COCO. - AlphaQ
This is very weird. I LOVE THIS! - funnyuser
Exact example of my life
I almost fainted.
That's a car derp._.
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3. I once made a pop-up book about charades!
3. Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
2. You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
3. Shhh, the pencils are resting
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