Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

The Top Ten
1 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

I laughed hard. Make this number one, please! Now I am going to talk about nothing so I can get this comment to be good. A pretty good idea, ah? I am nearly there... Come on... Yay, I did it!

You were right. You became that guy who convinced the city to make looking both ways before crossing the street mandatory.

It's great, just like in TV when they say I'm gonna be somebody and then just get killed.

Isn't it funny!

2 Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Oh, this one would be hilarious! Ha- so fu- *chokes on oxygen*... dies.

When I read this, I checked if 'aminumberoneyet' has made any lists since this...

That would be very funny and stupid.

3 Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I laughed so hard I pissed my pants. Then again, that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die.

Bonus points if you do it in a stolen or expensive car.

Tried it. Brought a driving force into my life.

4 Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat yourself up? I happen to have a very good-looking face, and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

Unless a demon is inside of you, of course, you could beat yourself up.

You could only beat yourself up if you were way out of control, and whoever does beat himself up would be way out of control. Har har har.

5 Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob, but you want to shove it to them by offing yourself first, only to end up killed by them anyway...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

He was shooting at you, a moving target, and got lucky. Forgot your Bible or whatever?

6 Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

Oh my god, why do people even type down this funny stuff? I mean, it's the funniest stuff ever. It's just that... Let's just say if I got 500 dollars for each one of them, I'd be able to purchase a house without needing a job. Still awesome!

If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this.

I would just put on a bulletproof vest and bring my fork.

7 Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

Laugh out loud. This is hilarious! I could imagine myself right before my head explodes... POW!

I assume about 2 people die a year like this, but people just find tomatoes as their heads.

Wait, does the poop come out? Maybe not the right end, but does it? I need to know!

8 The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

Definitely, I laugh way too hard, and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

And at the last moment, watch yourself having grown six-pack abs!

It can happen. You could also break a rib. Or maybe you're laughing on a cliff and you fall.

9 About to snipe someone on Call of Duty and being sniped at the same time in real life

Me: Wow, Call of Duty did a realistic update. Time to play. Attempts to snipe person, but bullet bounces back and hits me.

Funeral: We have gathered here today to say goodbye to Gage. He has died due to trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty, but the bullet bounced back and hit him in real life instead.

Me: How was that possible?

How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and getting sniped at the same time in real life?

That's what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak, son.

10 Hard crotch kick

Wow, and there is an actual sports player who is in serious trouble right now after he got his crotch... Well, he's in the hospital right now...

If you kick me in the crotch, you better brace yourself because I'm going to kick you back.

But I'd probably die from this...

If only Johnny Cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!

The Contenders
11 Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

That's super funny!

Me: What's 0 divided by 0? *gets sucked into a black hole, and Justin Bieber is singing on stage. There are fans cheering for him*

Justin: Baby, baby, baby ooh

Me: I hate this world. *shoots myself in the head*

I wish Justin Bieber would read this. He'll try to say sorry, but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!

I tried this, but it said "Divide by 0 Error."

12 Choking on oxygen.

I'm always doing things, and I have track. One day, we did some 200s (half-lap sprint), and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying, but I was just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So, this wouldn't be overly impossible.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me. Love this list so far!

13 Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before, and I would love to just watch it over and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants with laughter.

Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki... This was literally her death!

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

14 Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

I feel like that's something I would do.

15 Being Allergic to Cuteness and Then Buying an Ugly Cat for It to Have Babies That Are the Cutest Thing On Earth, Finding You Don't Really Have an Allergy and Being Mauled to Death by the Cats.
16 Falling from the chair

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die out of that.

So ridiculous, how does a person die from falling from a chair?

17 Avalanche of naked girls

I'll die from seeing too many boobs and vaginas. Because I am NOT the type of person who LOVES that kind of stuff.

There goes population control.

18 Doing the Worm Off a Cliff

Me: does the worm, makes monkey noises, falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies.

19 Firing a minigun from the wrong end

1000 Ways To Die segment where a guy at a yard sale accidentally shoots himself with a ring gun.

Does this mean firing it backwards?

20 Making a top ten list of this while dying
21 Being Justin Bieber and getting eaten by rabid teenage boys
22 Taking a bath in the boiler

Me- *sighs* This bath is going to feel so good!
Me- *gets in "bath"*
Me- Wow, this bath is hotter than I expected!
Me- WHOA! This bath is REALLY hot!
Me- *dies*

23 Being Tortured to Death by a Chicken Nugget

Reminds me of my father. He died this way.

It happened to my brother two years ago, but it's still hilarious.

24 Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Bieber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack-talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

25 Death by monkeys
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