Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die
Death is usually a serious subject, but sometimes the circumstances are so bizarre, unexpected, or downright ridiculous that you can't help but laugh. This list is all about those moments, when someone's last act is so absurd that it could be straight out of a comedy sketch.Of course, nobody wants to go out in a way that becomes the punchline of a joke, but that doesn't mean you can't appreciate the sheer absurdity of certain situations. If you had to choose between a boring, forgettable end and one that makes people do a double take, the latter at least guarantees you'll be remembered.
I laughed hard. Make this number one, please! Now I am going to talk about nothing so I can get this comment to be good. A pretty good idea, ah? I am nearly there... Come on... Yay, I did it!
You were right. You became that guy who convinced the city to make looking both ways before crossing the street mandatory.
It's great, just like in TV when they say I'm gonna be somebody and then just get killed.
Isn't it funny!
Oh, this one would be hilarious! Ha- so fu- *chokes on oxygen*... dies.
When I read this, I checked if 'aminumberoneyet' has made any lists since this...
That would be very funny and stupid.
I laughed so hard I pissed my pants. Then again, that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die.
Bonus points if you do it in a stolen or expensive car.
Tried it. Brought a driving force into my life.
How could you beat yourself up? I happen to have a very good-looking face, and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
Unless a demon is inside of you, of course, you could beat yourself up.
You could only beat yourself up if you were way out of control, and whoever does beat himself up would be way out of control. Har har har.
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob, but you want to shove it to them by offing yourself first, only to end up killed by them anyway...
You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.
He was shooting at you, a moving target, and got lucky. Forgot your Bible or whatever?
Oh my god, why do people even type down this funny stuff? I mean, it's the funniest stuff ever. It's just that... Let's just say if I got 500 dollars for each one of them, I'd be able to purchase a house without needing a job. Still awesome!
If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this.
I would just put on a bulletproof vest and bring my fork.
Laugh out loud. This is hilarious! I could imagine myself right before my head explodes... POW!
I assume about 2 people die a year like this, but people just find tomatoes as their heads.
Wait, does the poop come out? Maybe not the right end, but does it? I need to know!
Definitely, I laugh way too hard, and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
And at the last moment, watch yourself having grown six-pack abs!
It can happen. You could also break a rib. Or maybe you're laughing on a cliff and you fall.
Me: Wow, Call of Duty did a realistic update. Time to play. Attempts to snipe person, but bullet bounces back and hits me.
Funeral: We have gathered here today to say goodbye to Gage. He has died due to trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty, but the bullet bounced back and hit him in real life instead.
Me: How was that possible?
How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and getting sniped at the same time in real life?
That's what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak, son.
Wow, and there is an actual sports player who is in serious trouble right now after he got his crotch... Well, he's in the hospital right now...
If you kick me in the crotch, you better brace yourself because I'm going to kick you back.
But I'd probably die from this...
If only Johnny Cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!
The Newcomers
Laugh out loud. That's hilarious.
Gets snapped to another dimension.
That's super funny!
Me: What's 0 divided by 0? *gets sucked into a black hole, and Justin Bieber is singing on stage. There are fans cheering for him*
Justin: Baby, baby, baby ooh
Me: I hate this world. *shoots myself in the head*
I wish Justin Bieber would read this. He'll try to say sorry, but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!
I tried this, but it said "Divide by 0 Error."
I'm always doing things, and I have track. One day, we did some 200s (half-lap sprint), and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying, but I was just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So, this wouldn't be overly impossible.
This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me. Love this list so far!
I have seen this happen before, and I would love to just watch it over and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants with laughter.
Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki... This was literally her death!
Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.
I feel like that's something I would do.
The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.
Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die out of that.
So ridiculous, how does a person die from falling from a chair?
I'll die from seeing too many boobs and vaginas. Because I am NOT the type of person who LOVES that kind of stuff.
There goes population control.
Me: does the worm, makes monkey noises, falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies.
1000 Ways To Die segment where a guy at a yard sale accidentally shoots himself with a ring gun.
Does this mean firing it backwards?
Me- *sighs* This bath is going to feel so good!
Me- *gets in "bath"*
Me- Wow, this bath is hotter than I expected!
Me- WHOA! This bath is REALLY hot!
Me- *dies*
Reminds me of my father. He died this way.
It happened to my brother two years ago, but it's still hilarious.
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Bieber fan.
Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack-talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.