Top Ten Reasons Why Rap Is Cool
Yo, dawg, it's the ass man 'ear dawg, & today, I gonna prove all y'all rap haterz Wong!It expresses violence and talks about the great things like corruption and homo rights. It questions our existence and wether or not life has meaning. It helps us through life, dawg, and the hard times! It tells fantastical stories like the Bible, the Harry Potter novel books, Lord of Rings, and Game of Thrones, but in a rapping way!
Why the heck would that matter?
They got sick dough!
Please. Just because it talks about something in science does not make it a science. For crying out loud, it's a genre of music, not a college degree. Besides, all it is is drugs and sex.
A few rap songs talk about the creation of the universe and the positron! Bill Nye should have a rap!
And just who are these cool kids? Does listening to music about raping people make someone cool?
Studies show it is the favorite music of convicted felons in federal prisons, now that is cool.
Actually, kids listen to rap musics because they think it's cool.
The Cool Kids like it!
Even the rap haters think he good.
Yo, dawg, I got hate on mah other lists, "top ten people with the best butts," and, "best things about Nicki Minaj's Butt." She got the best prosteiror in town! Y'all you haters just dissing 'cause you ain't got no swag! I even saw one kid be like, "Kyle's is still better," I was like, yo, why you gay for some guy named Kyle in your school, dawg? That's just sick!
Yeah, dawg! It make me wanna dance and make me feel like I'm ghetto and in a gang, dawg!
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground.