Top Ten Reasons Not to Set Yourself on Fire

The Top Ten

1 You will probably die

2 It's very painful

3 It can take a serious toll on your health

4 You'll probably need surgery

5 Living things are not meant to be set on fire

6 You might set someone or something else on fire

7 You do not need to be set on fire to have a complete and happy life

8 It is not cool

9 Fire will not make you sexier

10 It will not give you a tan

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