Reasons Why Facebook is Way Better Than Metal Music

One, how do you know? And two, why, I say, why are you comparing a social media site to a music genre?

Dude you're a troll.

Except for the thousands of people that attend metal concerts every night.

Man, you got me there, can't argue with that.

In some ways popular does notequal good, but in this case it does.

Actually according to research teens who listen to metal are more happier than teens who don't.

I could say the same thing about Facebook.

Not everyone

Okay? You can talk to other metalheads and make friends that have the same interest as you.

I take it, the only metal band you know is Cannibal Corpse.

Says the one who thinks only dumb people like metal.