Top 10 Reasons Why Minnesota Winter Sucks

Winter is coming, Winter is here, and Winter sucks!

The Top Ten

1 You have to warm up your car for 15 minutes every time you wanna go somewhere

2 You have to bring a tissue with you everywhere because you will have a running nose

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3 Your car looks like crap due to the salt and stuff flying around

4 Horrible traffic

5 Too dark too fast, thus increasing the chances of crime happening to you

6 Skies are grey and cloudy most days, limiting your vitamin d intake

7 24/7 shrinkage for men

8 Ice hides everywhere, causing you to slip and slide

9 You get tired quick, losing interest in most things during the winter

10 Have to wear double the clothes, socks, gloves, jacket, and hat

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