Worst Sonic Pairings
This is my opinion on the worst Sonic Pairings, don't hate me, I'm using opinions from across the internet. I'm using either pointless pairings, strange pairing or the most hated pairings (with not many people shipping it).
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Sonamy
I absolutely hate this pairing. Sonic sees Amy as a friend, but never romantically. While Amy has an obsession with Sonic, he has clearly shown he has no romantic interest in her. Fan girls (I'm a girl, but do not seek out pairings) are crazy to think that every little word or action means ", THEY MUST BE LOVE! " No, just no.
Well personally I feel sonic is this cool strong guy who's brave and then Amy's basically princess peach like come on there opposites also ya notice like no one could be shipped on sonic exepct maybe tails x cream
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Soneggman
... Wait, those two are a thing? What are in those crazy crazy fangirls mind?! Sonic and Eggman? Arch nemesis and a hero? Please, kill me.
Robotic and sonic hate each other the blue blur has be in the doctors hair for too long why would the hit it off
Please tell me who in there right mind LIKES this?! I'd like to know! I mean REALLY? This is saying something but I like SONADOW better than this
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Sonic x Elise
No bigblaze is NOT worse than sonelise. They are at least both cats, and one isn't a nasty Mary Sue who is into necrophilia who is just there to get kidnapped six times in a game
Better Elise than Fuli from The Lion Guard. Elise didn't do anything sexual when she kissed Sonic to life. Calm down, peeps.
Elise is one of the worst characters SEGA has produced. She's bland and boring and people like her?
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Sonadow
This ship is stupid as Shadow sees Sonic as a rival, even an enemy, if you've seen the Shadow the Hedgehog opening, then you'll know what I mean, Shadow is always beating up Sonic!
I remember that one advertisement for sa2. They basically made shadow look like a clone of sonic, but except the evil version of him. That is worse than incest in my eyes, so I cannot support it
No please stop, in Shadow the Hedgehog they were clearly rivals, also don't do it to my baby boi, Sonic please stop it now or I will shoot myself, please thank you.
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Shadamy
I saw nothing but friendly advices and actions between these two. No romantic hints at all. And Silver no longer counts as one because Takashi Iizuka put an end to the "shadamy child" theory (read Sonic wiki)
This is what happens when shippers run out of characters so they close their eyes, pick two random characters, give the "ship" a name, and act like it's canon. NO!
I would say that I love this couple. If you hate it then deal with it! Also Sonic Team said that somehow Silver is from Shadow and Amy. Haters gonna hate!
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Bigblaze
Oh but why do you hate this SonAmy fans? After all, they're different sexes and the same species. That's why you love your stupid ship right? Oh do you really just don't give an f about Sonic's feelings at all?
What, cause they're both cats? Jesus christ. I can't believe this is a thing.
... Yeah pretty self explanatory
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Knuxamy
I think the two of them actually go really well together
Well not in the main games
In book I can see Amy choosing knuckles over sonic
Just, why? Why on earth would they love each other! Knuckles is too busy for love (sorry ladies), and Amy just wants Sonic!
I just think that this will not happen for life. Amy likes Sonic in almost all cartoons, shows and comics.
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Silvaze
I know it's your opinion that you hate Silvaze, but logic doesn't madder. There is still the archie comics. And they were clearly standing by each other in Sonic Generations say stuff like "I believe in you Sonic." And "You can do it Sonic! " It's probably not gonna happen, but its WAAAYYY X100 Better then Silvamy. God, I hate that couple. The personalities don't match at ALL. It's easily the worst Sonic couple for me. But anyway, Silvaze is my favorite, but I respect your opinion.
Silvaze is such a ridiculous pairing. Firstly, it's been said that Silver sees Blaze as a SISTER, not girlfriend or whatever. Secondly, Blaze is too locked up on herself, let alone be with a guy who is naive. And thirdly, it's not a good time for them to have a relationship anyway, because they are too preoccupied with their guardian duties. I personally prefer Silvamy.
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Eggman x Cream
Okay what wacko nutty screw ball came up with this? I'm being serious. LOOK AT IT THAN ASK YOURSELF IF IT MAKES A LICK OF SENSE! If you think it does... Well you got issues.
What? WHAT? Dude, this should have been first. Cream and Eggman? No, just no. Someone please burn this thing, I couldn't stand it.
This is plain disappointing. Cream is like, 7! Egg man looks at least like he's been mad for 80 years
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Shadshrek
Don't even get me started on this "so called pairing" Iv actually seen the video. It's it really sick and whoever came up with this pairing first needs to go kill theirselves
Not gonna happen. Shrek married Fiona and had ogre children together. As for Shadow, I'm hoping he would fall for Rouge if Maria passed away.
Why is this even a thing? Shadow and Shrek DOES NOT related in ANY ways and that's the end of it
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Sonic x Steve (Minecraft)
I hope this is a joke. If this is, this is a masterful meme.
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Sonic x Tails
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Blaze x Amy Rose
What the Insert curse word here
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Sonouge
This makes no sense, out of all the boys she flirts with, why would she choose Sonic? She flirts more with Knuckles and even Shadow!
I had to put it up. Shadow/sonic makes you sick? Try this
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Tails x Amy
WHAT!? Amy's like 12! Tails is 8! That's just wrong!
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Silvadow
If you've played 06', you might have seen the scene where Shadow kicks Silver in the back of the head... True love, that is <3 (sarcasm if you didn't notice) Silver and Shadow worked together once, and time was erased, so yet again, they never met.
In '06 There is a scene where Silver runs at Shadow to attack him, but Shadow uses chaos control to slow him down, then proceeds to kick him in the back of his head. Yes, they worked together on one mission but time was erased, so they never met. TREU love that ISH!
Ok so when they fight that's what makes it a bad couple (even though who made them fight was satin in heghog form), but when they shown they can work well together, it doesn't matter because it was all ereased, like when they attacked each other?
Makes sense /rollseyes
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Sonic x Knuckles
Replace the x with '&' and we're good
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Sonic x Rainbow Dash
Why is the badass Sonic being paired with a gay midget horse (no offense to anyone homosexual or short)
Just why? There in 2 completely different universes
I'd rather pair Rainbow with a repainted genderbend of herself than with Sonic.
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Amy x Kion (The Lion Guard)
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Sonic X Metal Sonic
Gotta agree with the sexual tension comment. It's there every time these two meet each other.
I adore this couple! Imagine the sexual tension that occurs between these two...
I really like this ship. They're very cute together. I don't think it's gross at all
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Vectarmy
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Sonkey
We'll just go with Donkey Kong for now.
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Vector x Espio
When you say Vector, I think of cereal. I know it's actually Vector the alligator, but still. Espio is stupid anyway. Vector / Cereal makes him look worse.
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Shadouge
I'm more Knuxouge Fan and I do not Ship Shadow with anyone. Because Shadow is 50+ years old. I prefer shadow is single
But this is near the top of the best sonic ships list...i'm so confused
Shadouge is awesome and is better (and more likely) than Knouge. Deal with it.
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Yoshector
They're both anthropomorphic alligators, so they're good for each other.
Wait yoshi isn't he in the mario series?
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Sonic x Mario
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Elise x Peach