Worst SpongeBob SquarePants Season 9 Episodes

The Top Ten
1 SpongeBob, You're Fired!

My second least favorite episode because it's a regurgitation of past episodes like the idea of the gimmick of SpongeBob getting fired, the Krusty Krab falling apart without SpongeBob, and SpongeBob only having the ability to cook only Krabby Patties! I only hate it less than Truth or Square because it wasted less of my time. The major plot point of SpongeBob getting fired was treated as a dumb joke! Once again the episode drags which makes it a chore to sit through. The jokes are few and far between and the second half made no sense due to SpongeBob getting kidnapped by the fast food mascots that kicked him out of their restaurants, and they didn't even make a joke out that twist. There was so much filer like SpongeBob somehow making good snail food and Sandy experimenting on her friends and strangers. Pieguyrulz did a better job panning this episode than I could ever do.

SpongeBob should've told Krabs to (bleep) off. He was able to make the best snail food Gary has ever tasted, so why would he go back to Krabs and work for him after everything Krabs has put him through? He pays him counterfeit money (don't remember which episode we found that out, though) and now he fires him to get a god dang nickel. So why? Oh yeah, because the "Status Quo is God". Uggh. Also, they ripped off SO MANY SpongeBob episodes, like "Le Big Switch", where he gets fired and tries to go to other restaraunts, where he cannot make anything but Krabby patties. Just like in this episode.

This episode was incredibly stupid, and it was advertised like it would be an interesting episode. It was just about mr krabs getting rid of spongebob for a nickel (WOW) and spongebob being depressed for like the rest of the episode until he gets his job back for some stupid reason. Really pointless episode.

Spongebob was fired before, and most of those episodes we're 11 minutes. This one should also be. This episode is full of filler, and it's really boring and slow - moving. I'm glad it's at #1, even though Squid Baby and Little Yellow Book we're terrible.

2 Little Yellow Book

Before watching this episode, I went back and remembered all of the Squidward torture episodes and was really sad after seeing him in pain. After watching Little Yellow Book though, I felt nothing but hatred towards Squidward and his actions. After the townspeople hate Squidward for reading SpongeBob's diary, it was just plain stupid. There's NO WAY that the writers could've missed something so confusingly hypocritical. Not to mention that the ending just sucks since Squidward is now seen as worse than modern Patrick. I'd just skip watching this episode again.

The Bikini Bottomies are complete jerks(so is Patrick), and even though Squidward is a jerk for reading the diary, after watching the episode a few times you START TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, that is how bad this episode is, and if you watch it even more, you feel more sorry for Squidward than SpongeBob for losing his house and all of that, and every single person is a complete jerk at some point or another, except SpongeBob but he was just a whiny crybaby all the time.

Nick is not helping either, this is the most aired episode of SpongeBob, why don't they put something like: The Paper or Band Geeks or a GOOD EPISODE and they would get more viewers. Seriously they should cut episodes like this and One Course Meal from air.

Thanks, writers, for this piece of garbage!

Over all 9 seasons of the torment that Squidward gets from SpongeBob, whether it be in episodes where he deserves it in "Home Sweet Pineapple", or in the episodes where he gets endless torment just because the writers think it's funny like in "Boating Buddies", Squidward finishes the episode saying "I don't care! This is so worth it! Hahaaa! " as it fades out.

It's made Squidward unlikeable by saying that he'd go through the torment and pain of episodes like "Squid Baby" and "Good Neighbours" just to hurt SpongeBob's feelings. Something that only a bad person would do.

How is this lower than Plankton's Pet?! The townspeople are hypocrites. Squidward becomes unlikeable. It's a ripoff of Fools in April, except a million times worse. Did I mention the townspeople are HYPOCRITES. I think this lines up with A Pal for Gary in badness. Just terrible.

3 Squid Baby Squid Baby is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season 9 where Squidward slams his head on a mailbox which causes his head to swell up which makes him look and act like a baby.

There are two scenes in this episode that I hate. The first one is where SpongeBob and Patrick act like babies and the other one is where Squidward keeps crying.

This was some weird fetish episode, I was pretty disgusted watching it and more disgusted that some people would get off to it! -shudder-

Squidward is an adult... IN A DIAPER and there is too much SPIT AND DROOL that makes this one screwed up

Spongebob and Patrick were playing baby toys. that's right folks. Two grown up Sea Creatures, PLAYING WITH BABY TOYS!

4 Squid Defense

It had an interesting concept, AND SANDY DIDN'T TALK ABOUT SCIENCE! YES! THEY BROUGHT A PIECE OF HER PERSONALTY BACK! But other than that, this episode doesn't have many jokes, and the ending is way to predictable and cliched. Also Squidward gets arrested for no reason. YOUR JOKE ISN'T FUNNY WHEN REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES SHOW.

This Episode Would've Been If The Ending Wasn't So Abysmal

This episode was bad, but the end was the WORST!

No no no no no
This episode is very funny and best episode ever of sponge bob

5 The Fishbowl

This Episode Made Me Went Really Mad Because This Is The Worst Episode Of Spongebob Squarepants History Well, Squid Baby And Other Episodes Were Bad And Spongebob You're Fired, But This One Called The Fish Bowl, You Are totally Going To Hate Sandy Cheeks Because Of The Ending When Squidward Wanted Some Ice Cream I Felt Bad For Squidward He Was My Favorite Grumpiest Characters Of All Time, But Sandy Made Me Really Mad So Hard!

Patrick and sandy fall in a ditch squidward just wanted some ice cream and patrick was such a jerk.

Sandy is my favourite character in SpongeBob. This is her worst episode. This is #2 behind SB you're fired

I hate Patrick in this episode, and is a squid torture episode

6 Kenny the Cat

Kenny is creepy.
So here is a quick summary.
SpongeBob's favourite moviestar is coming to Bikini Bottom. He is a cat who looks so creepy.
He has puffed out cheeks and fish lips. When ocean animals ask him what he's talking. About, he says "Kenny the Caat."
Later he goes to see Kenny. Then Kenny goes to the Krusty Krab. Kenny rushes to the bathroom so SpongeBob, b ring the creep he is, follows.
Kenny is breathing from an air tank and SpongeBob is shocked. He gets sad and hates Kenny for BREATHING!
Kenny explains to Bob why he is breathing.
So then everything is good to SpongeBob.
Review:This whole season is a joke.

I'm not watching the new SpongeBob episodes anymore, and I've just seen a short plot, the title card and a frame that shows Kenny and I think its bad, but my opinion might change.

This episode showed how much the creators are running out of ideas. We already have an underwater animal ( sandy)! We don't need a CAT!

This episode made Sandy very unlikable, as she was very racist to cats saying they always do bad things.

7 Squirrel Record

Didn't personally mind this one. But the one part I minded was the one where Sandy stuck a needle in her teeth, then cut them with a saw. For me that is the "toenail scene" of this episode.

This episode is really bad, why did they have to create an episode about a dumb old record book!

That stupid record book made this episode stupid.

Some creepiness but it ain't the worst for sure

8 Yeti Krabs

This was a decent episode, with a real plot and hardly any stupidity.

This was supposed to be the sister episode to Kenny the Cat

This is a SpongeBob episode? I never heard of this episode

Why didn't this episode released? I don't understand.

9 Jailbreak!

The beginning of the episode was awesome, but later, towards the end of the episode, when SpongeBob went to warn Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs was being all jerky and stupid when he said he had a plan! WHAT A STUPID KRAB!

This episode had a lot of good jokes going for it!

It was good at the beginning but at the end there was only 30 seconds at the KK!

This episode was just plain stupid

10 Patrick-Man!

Why is this here?
Let me explain: Patrick feels like he really wants to help and change what he perceives as wrong. He also gets comeuppance by the end of the episode. This is funny, has a decent action scene, and for me, feels like classic SpongeBob. It shouldn't be so high.

This was a pretty good episode, it's kinda like a S1-3 idea. But the only problem I had with this episode was Ms. Puff getting arrested yet again. And yes, I know, Demolition Doofus, but still. It's still pretty funny, but it would be better as a pre-movie or post-sequel episode.

Oh come on, it was pretty funny, even though Patrick is a complete jerk. At least he gets what he deserves at the end for destroying the Krusty Krab thougj

Patrick gets bored and decides to become a "hero" and arrest Ms. Puff for trying to help someone/ try to reveal a crimanal by pulling people's heads (though he did ACCIDENTLY defeating the dirty bubble and not let Mr. Krabs get a dollar). l:l

The Contenders
11 Bumper to Bumper

Since when is Puff surprised about SpongeBob failing? And the fact that she realizes he is nervous? They said that in the first Boating School episode!

This episode is great. I want to watch it again and again and again.

Focus on the road is the weirdest thing in sponge bob, except squid ward in clarinetland

Why is this not higher in the list? (Opinions are opinions though )

12 Extreme Spots

Same I like the action but comedy could be better

How could this be hated? I like all the action

Incredibly boring, more reminisce of season 8.

I love this Episode so much!

13 Don't Look Now

Even though SpongeBob and Patrick are scared, I didn't really get this episode.

This is a good episode. One of the best in Season 9.

I like this episode it should be lower

This was one of the best 9

14 Married to Money

This episode is just... What? Mr. Krabs gets married to money, named Cashina? What? There's no reason Krabs should love anyone! However, all of this is just a scheme to get the Krabby Patty Formul by Plank...ton? Yeah, this episode is confusing and it goes on too long. There are a lot of things wrong with this episode, I hate it, and it is clearly unenjoyable.

This weird episode made me uncomfortable for some reason.

Am I the only one who thought this was a great episode?

15 Evil Spatula

Why is this so high? It's like a good version of All That Glitters, and I enjoy it.

It's a much better version of All That Glitters.

At least it's better than All That Glitters.

This episode is terrible

16 Salsa Imbecilicus
17 Company Picnic

This episode is 2nd worst. The entire opening scene is the creepiest thing in Season 9, not to mention one part is just cruel to Squidward. Then, they go to the Company Picnic. Nothing happens fro what feels like 8 hours, but is 3-4 minutes, and Plankton shows up, and then everyone starts enjoying his more fancy picnic, then comes the entire 40 second long slo-mo "Sally watch out" gag. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. It is weird, and takes up way too much time. Then, Plankton's hologram brakes, and guess what - everything is made of TRASH. Turns out the cotton candy that Krabs ate is TRASH. He ate trash! I almost threw up! Then the episode ends, thank goodness. There are 2 minute long gags in here, both of which are not funny/ and or weird. This episode is HORRIBLE!

It's the worst of season 9.2 but it's not that bad it's just mediocre there are 6 other episodes in season 9.1 that are ScumBob

It is best episode season9

18 Lost In Bikini Bottom

It's an all right episode but it definitely pales in comparison to most of Season 11 (Side note: Some criticize that season for being too wacky but that might honestly be one of its greatest strengths).

The High Frutice Corn Syrup Joke might be the one of the worst jokes I have ever heard.

I liked the joke about the penny cab driver, other than that...?

19 Face Freeze!

This isn't even Season 9! Although, it is horrible, it just doesn't belong on this list.

This is season 8, AND it's terrible, and creepy and disturbing. I could go on.

This is season 8, Not season 9. But, This episode is creepy and disturbing.

This was season 8, but was still a horrible episode.

20 Two Thumbs Down

This episode was way more worst worst episode out of season 9 way more stupider than long pants

I don't care for the original song in this episode.

This episode sucks! It's pretty lame and stupid.

21 The Executive Treatment

This episode was just plain stupid and uncreative. Patrick wanted the "executive treatment," therefore, he dressed like one to try to get it, but then he is mistaken for a businessman and is taken to work. And then they send him to prison because they thought he was a spy, and then SpongeBob doesn't know who he is. Boring and unfun!

This episode is bad, but is it one of the worst? I don't know. Seriously, I just don't understand how you don't recognize someone when they've just put on some extra clothing, especially when they do it IN FRONT OF YOU.

22 Bulletin Board

Terrible episode

I hate this one!

23 Mutiny on the Krusty

The lines and gags were predictable.

24 SpongeBob Longpants

This episode is really stupid. Its incredibly boring and mean spirited. Way too much filler. The is that my daddy joke is so annoying and unfunny. This is one of the most disappointing episodes ever.

Okay, this rips off ripped pants and to SquarePants or not to SquarePants but there is good rumor here

This episode was okay, but it was pretty annoying. I would give this a 7/10.

Stupid isn't a bad word but I agree with you.

25 Sanctuary

I can imagine Snellie knowing the feeling of Squidward suddenly having an allergy to her.

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