Top 10 Funniest SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

Chocolate with Nuts

This episode is one of my favorites, and if I had to say which one is the FUNNIEST, it's this one. The beginning is smooth and funny, getting right into the plot without being confusing. Every door they knocked on had at least one simple joke that never fails to crack me up.
My two favorites were the "CHOCOLATE!" and the "I love you." In fact, this episode holds some of the most memorable lines ever in SpongeBob HISTORY. There were even a few memes that came out of this episode. My favorite episode is "Band Geeks," but if we're talking about the funniest, it's DEFINITELY this one. In terms of comedy, I rate this episode 11/10.

This is probably one of the show's best episodes and also one of the funniest SpongeBob episodes in SpongeBob history. SpongeBob and Patrick try to sell chocolate to people all around Bikini Bottom, and the chocolate guy made this episode super hilarious.
This episode just stands out in Season 3. It shows how good the old episodes were. I recommend you watch this episode if you haven't.

Band Geeks

This isn't my favorite episode, but it is very funny. Squidward starts a band so they can play at the Bubble Bowl, where they sing Sweet Victory! This episode is hilarious and is actually the show's most popular episode.
This is also where we heard the iconic Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? - that hilarious line from Patrick. It's the show's best episode. I recommend you watch it if you haven't.

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick raises his hand.
Squidward: No, Patrick, radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick puts his hand down.
CLASSIC!

The Camping Episode

Once, I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin!

They just start a campfire song rhythm and change into a rock theme.
See, Season 3 is the best season, in my opinion.

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

Krusty Krab Training Video

This is an AWESOME episode. It's a perfect parody of an actual training video, packed with so much comedy. This is one of the most memorable episodes of SpongeBob of all time. If someone asked me what my favorite part of that episode was, I would simply say, "There are too many to choose from!"
But some of my favorite parts were the HOOPLA, the multiple-choice question, the emergency part, Plankton refusing to get kicked out of the restaurant, POOP, and many more. Overall, this is my favorite episode of all time! Truly, I give this episode an infinite/10!

Sounds like a lot of
Hoopla
Sounds like a lot of
Hoopla
Sounds like a lot of
Hoopla, Hoopla
Gets brick thrown at his head
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make a Krabby Patty.

Pizza Delivery

This episode should be #1. It's easily the funniest of them all. The only good thing about this list is that Band Geeks isn't #1. I like that episode, but it's overrated. Pizza Delivery deserves the #1 spot.

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.

Wet Painters

Patrick: We are not cavemen. We have technology. [Patrick smashes dollar with a computer.]

Then did you draw on it with crayon?!

Graveyard Shift

This episode actually had me laughing all the way through it.
"The night shift must be like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!"

Sailor Mouth

This is probably my favorite episode because it was just hilarious! SpongeBob and Patrick learn curse words, which are bleeped out with dolphin sounds. What makes this episode so funny is that it reminds me of South Park and other shows like that.
This is the most hilarious episode (in my opinion). I recommend you watch it if you haven't (Season 2).

This episode is no doubt hysterical.

Shanghaied

The only episode where I laugh in every scene. Should be in the top 10.

This should be number 1 for the perfume department scene alone.

New Student Starfish

Patrick climbing up the mountain of light bulbs while someone yodels in the background. Kills me every time.

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Surf N' Turf

I picked this one because of how Sandy was launching so many nuts at Mr. Krabs.

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Plankton Paranoia

Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs himself surely is indeed quite such a total complete jerk and wicked control freak because of like with his paranoia that is like also even known as and called "delusional narcissism", like narcissism mixed delusions. Also, he criticized the money in the season 5-episode, Money Talks, "You're all shallow and self-absorbed!", even though he with his stingy greed is also including even like shallow himself, for like narcissists are shallow, like those with paranoia for delusional narcissism, like not to mention including even for how also even the social sin that befits him in life could be like known as "commerce without morality" or "business without morals", that is like made up by Mohandas Ghandi, the Indian Lawyer and political ethicist, who freed the Indians all from the British rule.

Survival of the Idiots

SpongeBob: Alright pinhead, your time is up.
Patrick: Who you calling pinhead?

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

The Algae's Always Greener

Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

The way Plankton acts is just so ordinary - OMG! Makes me laugh every time.

Frankendoodle

Frankendoodle? Why not call it DoodleBob?

Where's the leak, ma'am? and Finland!

Banned in Bikini Bottom

I also liked this episode because of how Ms. Grisslepuss sang a song with SpongeBob at the end.

Big Pink Loser

Hey pal... just blow in from Stupid Town?

I Had an Accident

This one is so underrated! It's hilarious.
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until four."
I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! Take it away, Penny! [The penny lies silently on the floor]
Patrick: [Sniffles] "That penny has the most beautiful voice."
There are loads of other funny lines. In my opinion, this is the funniest episode!