Funniest SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

The Top Ten
1 Chocolate With Nuts

This is probably one of the shows best episodes and also one of the funniest spongebob episodes in spongebob history. Spongebob and Patrick try to sell chocolate to people all around Bikini Bottom. And the chocolate guy made this episode super hilarious. This episode just stands out In Season 3 It shows how good the old episodes were. I recommend you watch this episode if you haven't

This episode is one of my favorites, but if I would say which one is the FUNNIEST, it's this one. The beginning is smooth and funny and gets right into the plot right away without being confusing. Every door they went to there was at least one simple joke and never fails to crack me up. My 2 favorites were the "CHOCOLATE! " and the "I love you." In fact, this episode holds some of the most memorable lines ever in SpongeBob HISTORY. There were even a few memes out of this episode. My favorite is Band Geeks, but if we're talking about funniest, it's DEFINITELY this one. Out of comedy, I rate this episode an 11/10.

This is the funniest episode.
Hello (young lady) is your mother home? MOM the're selling chocolate WHAT the're selling chocolate! I remember when the first created chocolate I always hated it! But this chocolate not for eating yo urub it on your skin and you live forever.

May I buy all of your chocolate? (Patrick ''poops'' out chocolates with this white thing on top). 100% HILARIOUS!

2 Band Geeks

This isn't my favorite episode but it is very funny Squidward starts a band so they can play at the Bubble Bowl where they sang Sweet Victory! and this episode was hilarious its actually the shows most popular episode. And this episode is where we heard Is Mayonnaise An Instrument that hilarious line from Patrick. It's the shows best episode I recommend you watch it if you haven't

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick raises his hand
Squidward: No, Patrick, radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick puts his hand down


Not only did this episode have the "Is mayonnaise an instrument? " moment, but it also had the "BIG MEATY CLAWS" moment.

By far the greatest SpongeBob episode that has ever been made and will ever be made.

3 The Camping Episode

Once I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin!

Well Since I Already Talked About Band Geeks And Chocolate With Nuts The Last Episode To Talk About Is The Camping Episode I Agree With All Of The Praise This Episode Gets It's Defiantly One Of The Most Entertaining Episodes With Some Great Jokes My Favourite Is '' Well It May Be Stupid But It's Also Dumb''. My Favourite Part Of The Episode Is The Campfire Song It's So Catchy And Memorable And One Of My Favourite Spongebob Songs My Favourite Songs Include 1. Just A Greasy Spoon 2. Gary Come Home 3. Never Give Up 4. Ripped Pants 5. Sweet Victory 6. The Campfire Song 7. F.U.N 8. Loop De Loop 9. Stripped Sweater 10. Krusty Krab Pizza.

They just start a campfire song rythum and change into a rock theme.
See, season 3 is the best season, in my opinion

Well it may be stupid but it's also dumb.

4 Pizza Delivery

This episode should be #1. It's easily the funniest of all. The only good thing about this list is that Band Geeks isn't #1. I like that episode, but it's overrated. Pizza Delivery deserves the #1 spot.

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.

This episode's ending was disgusting

The episode's ending is disgusting? But how? - SoongeBill

5 Krusty Krab Training Video

This is an AWESOME episode. It's a perfect parody of an actual training video. And, there is so much comedy in this training video, and this is one of the most memorable episodes of SpongeBob of all time. If someone asked me what my favorite part from that episode was, I would just simply say, "There's too many for me to say! " But some of my most favorite parts were the HOOPLA, the multiple choice question, the emergency part, Plankton refusing to get kicked out of the restaurant, POOP, and there is way more. Overall, my favorite episode of all time! Truly, I give this episode an infinite/10!

Very unique episode

Sounds like a lot of
Sounds like a lot of
Sounds like a lot of
Hoopla, Hoopla
Get brick thrown at his head
Sounds like a lot of Hoopla to make a Krabby Patty

6 Sailor Mouth

This is probably my favorite episode because it was just hilarious as heck! Spongebob and Patrick learn curse words which is bleeped out with dolphin sounds what makes this episode so funny is that it reminds me of South Park and all other shows like that. This is the most hilarious episode(My Opinion) I recommend you watch it if you haven't (Season 2)

This episode is no doubt hysterical.

Is Episode Was Hilarious

7 Graveyard Shift

This episode actually had me laughing all the way through it.
"The night shift must be like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! "

That Was Legendary

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait they always do that

8 I Had an Accident

I don't need to eat, I'm a sponge! I can filter feed!

THIS is crazy talk:


This one is so underrated! It's hilarious.
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? "
Patrick: "Not until four."

I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! Take it away, Penny! [the penny lies silently on the floor]
Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.

There are loads of other funny lines, in my opinion, this is the funniest!

9 Survival of the Idiots

SpongeBob:Alright pinhead your time is up.
Patrick:Who you calling pinhead

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

I just watched it for the 30th or 40th time.haha never gets old.spongebob:i'm dirty dan and your pinhed larry.patrick:who you callin pin head *weirdest face ever*

10 New Student Starfish

Patrick climbing up the mountain of light bulbs while someone yodels in the background. Kills me every time.

I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you

I thought of something funnier than 24...

The Contenders
11 Wet Painters

Patrick: we are not cave men we have technology. Patrick smashes dollar with a computer

Then did you draw on it with crayon?!

"Nah, I just like to mess with ya! "

This was Legendary

12 Big Pink Loser

Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab
Patrick: No this is Patrick

Hey pal...just blow in from stupid town?

13 Shanghaied

The only episode where I laugh in every scene. Should be in top 10.

14 Frankendoodle

This is the best episode

Where's the leak ma'am and Finland!

Eemee noim nee noim noim nee oim AH BLA BLA BLA

15 Krab Borg
16 The Algae's Always Greener

Laughing every second

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

So many funny moments in this one. SpongeBob using too much sauce, the "it's just an ordinary Krabby OH MY GOODNESS" moment, and SpongeBob repeating "SOILED IT" over and over again.

17 Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Patrick lying to and taking advance of spongebob and making him do all the work is not the way a friendship works and if your marrie that can get you divorces

18 Can You Spare A Dime?
19 Just One Bite
20 Life of Crime

If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime, okay time’s up.

21 Sing a Song of Patrick

This is by far my favorite episode I have ever watched. I've watched this at least 20 times.

I definitely think this is funny

22 SB-129
23 Hall Monitor
24 Krusty Love

Sponge bob cussing out mr Krabs it's hilarious

I think He wants to, Hit You With A Racketeer

25 As Seen on TV
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