Funniest SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

The Top Ten
1 Chocolate With Nuts

This episode is one of my favorites, but if I would say which one is the FUNNIEST, it's this one. The beginning is smooth and funny and gets right into the plot right away without being confusing. Every door they went to there was at least one simple joke and never fails to crack me up. My 2 favorites were the "CHOCOLATE! " and the "I love you." In fact, this episode holds some of the most memorable lines ever in SpongeBob HISTORY. There were even a few memes out of this episode. My favorite is Band Geeks, but if we're talking about funniest, it's DEFINITELY this one. Out of comedy, I rate this episode an 11/10.

This is probably one of the shows best episodes and also one of the funniest spongebob episodes in spongebob history. Spongebob and Patrick try to sell chocolate to people all around Bikini Bottom. And the chocolate guy made this episode super hilarious. This episode just stands out In Season 3 It shows how good the old episodes were. I recommend you watch this episode if you haven't

This is the funniest episode.
Hello (young lady) is your mother home? MOM the're selling chocolate WHAT the're selling chocolate! I remember when the first created chocolate I always hated it! But this chocolate not for eating yo urub it on your skin and you live forever.

I completely agree! My favourite part was when Patrick said'I love you' to the blue guy. I always cracks me up!

2 Band Geeks

This isn't my favorite episode but it is very funny Squidward starts a band so they can play at the Bubble Bowl where they sang Sweet Victory! and this episode was hilarious its actually the shows most popular episode. And this episode is where we heard Is Mayonnaise An Instrument that hilarious line from Patrick. It's the shows best episode I recommend you watch it if you haven't

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick raises his hand
Squidward: No, Patrick, radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick puts his hand down


Not only did this episode have the "Is mayonnaise an instrument? " moment, but it also had the "BIG MEATY CLAWS" moment.

By far the greatest SpongeBob episode that has ever been made and will ever be made.

3 The Camping Episode

Once I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin!

They just start a campfire song rythum and change into a rock theme.
See, season 3 is the best season, in my opinion

Well it may be stupid but it's also dumb.

4 Pizza Delivery

This episode should be #1. It's easily the funniest of all. The only good thing about this list is that Band Geeks isn't #1. I like that episode, but it's overrated. Pizza Delivery deserves the #1 spot.

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.

5 Krusty Krab Training Video

This is an AWESOME episode. It's a perfect parody of an actual training video. And, there is so much comedy in this training video, and this is one of the most memorable episodes of SpongeBob of all time. If someone asked me what my favorite part from that episode was, I would just simply say, "There's too many for me to say! " But some of my most favorite parts were the HOOPLA, the multiple choice question, the emergency part, Plankton refusing to get kicked out of the restaurant, POOP, and there is way more. Overall, my favorite episode of all time! Truly, I give this episode an infinite/10!

Sounds like a lot of
Sounds like a lot of
Sounds like a lot of
Hoopla, Hoopla
Get brick thrown at his head
Sounds like a lot of Hoopla to make a Krabby Patty

Very unique episode

6 Sailor Mouth

This is probably my favorite episode because it was just hilarious as heck! Spongebob and Patrick learn curse words which is bleeped out with dolphin sounds what makes this episode so funny is that it reminds me of South Park and all other shows like that. This is the most hilarious episode(My Opinion) I recommend you watch it if you haven't (Season 2)

This episode is no doubt hysterical.

7 Graveyard Shift

This episode actually had me laughing all the way through it.
"The night shift must be like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! "

8 New Student Starfish

Patrick climbing up the mountain of light bulbs while someone yodels in the background. Kills me every time.

9 Wet Painters

Patrick: we are not cave men we have technology. Patrick smashes dollar with a computer

Then did you draw on it with crayon?!

"Nah, I just like to mess with ya! "

10 Shanghaied

The only episode where I laugh in every scene. Should be in top 10.

The Contenders
11 Frankendoodle

Frankendoodle? Why not call it doodlebob

This is the best episode

12 I Had an Accident

This one is so underrated! It's hilarious.
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? "
Patrick: "Not until four."

I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! Take it away, Penny! [the penny lies silently on the floor]
Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.

There are loads of other funny lines, in my opinion, this is the funniest!

I don't need to eat, I'm a sponge! I can filter feed!

13 Big Pink Loser

Hey pal...just blow in from stupid town?

14 Krab Borg
15 Survival of the Idiots

SpongeBob:Alright pinhead your time is up.
Patrick:Who you calling pinhead

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

16 The Algae's Always Greener

Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.

The way plankton has it's just on ordinary omg! Makes me laugh every time

Laughing every second

17 Banned in Bikini Bottom

This episode really very much indeed stinks, sucks, and bites more like and it is far more worst more like than funny all because of Miss Gristlepuss. She's such a hagfish and fishwife. She's such an arbitrator and autocrat. She's vituperative, truculent, abrasive, monotonous. She's always such a jade and harpy. She made false accusations. She's such a sardine prune and hag and swine herself.

Miss Gristlepuss is always just such an aloof standoff and inhospitable brute and self-righteous stereotype and truculent jade and monotonous harpy and arbitrary hagfish and autocratic fishwife.

Miss Gristlepuss is always just such a rigid stark hagfish and irreverent sardine prune and swine hag and brash banshee and aloof standoff and inhospitable stereotype.

Miss Gristlepuss herself is irreverent.
Irreverent prune.
Irreverent stark.
Stark prune.
Irreverent stark prune.
She's always just such an irreverent hagfish and stark fishwife.

18 Life of Crime

If you can't do the time don't do the crime, okay time's up.

19 Hall Monitor
20 Just One Bite
21 Sing a Song of Patrick

This is by far my favorite episode I have ever watched. I've watched this at least 20 times.

22 SB-129
23 Krusty Love
24 Can You Spare A Dime?
25 As Seen on TV
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