Funniest SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

The Top Ten
1 Chocolate With Nuts

This episode is one of my favorites, and if I had to say which one is the FUNNIEST, it's this one. The beginning is smooth and funny, getting right into the plot without being confusing. Every door they knocked on had at least one simple joke that never fails to crack me up.

My two favorites were the "CHOCOLATE!" and the "I love you." In fact, this episode holds some of the most memorable lines ever in SpongeBob HISTORY. There were even a few memes that came out of this episode. My favorite episode is "Band Geeks," but if we're talking about the funniest, it's DEFINITELY this one. In terms of comedy, I rate this episode 11/10.

2 Band Geeks

This isn't my favorite episode, but it is very funny. Squidward starts a band so they can play at the Bubble Bowl, where they sing Sweet Victory! This episode is hilarious and is actually the show's most popular episode.

This is also where we heard the iconic Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? - that hilarious line from Patrick. It's the show's best episode. I recommend you watch it if you haven't.

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick raises his hand.
Squidward: No, Patrick, radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick puts his hand down.

CLASSIC!

3 The Camping Episode

Once, I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin!

They just start a campfire song rhythm and change into a rock theme.

See, Season 3 is the best season, in my opinion.

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

4 Pizza Delivery

This episode should be #1. It's easily the funniest of them all. The only good thing about this list is that Band Geeks isn't #1. I like that episode, but it's overrated. Pizza Delivery deserves the #1 spot.

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.

5 Krusty Krab Training Video

This is an AWESOME episode. It's a perfect parody of an actual training video, packed with so much comedy. This is one of the most memorable episodes of SpongeBob of all time. If someone asked me what my favorite part of that episode was, I would simply say, "There are too many to choose from!"

But some of my favorite parts were the HOOPLA, the multiple-choice question, the emergency part, Plankton refusing to get kicked out of the restaurant, POOP, and many more. Overall, this is my favorite episode of all time! Truly, I give this episode an infinite/10!

6 Sailor Mouth

This is probably my favorite episode because it was just hilarious! SpongeBob and Patrick learn curse words, which are bleeped out with dolphin sounds. What makes this episode so funny is that it reminds me of South Park and other shows like that.

This is the most hilarious episode (in my opinion). I recommend you watch it if you haven't (Season 2).

This episode is no doubt hysterical.

7 Graveyard Shift

This episode actually had me laughing all the way through it.
"The night shift must be like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!"

8 Wet Painters

Patrick: We are not cavemen. We have technology. [Patrick smashes dollar with a computer.]

Then did you draw on it with crayon?!

9 Shanghaied

The only episode where I laugh in every scene. Should be in the top 10.

This should be number 1 for the perfume department scene alone.

10 New Student Starfish

Patrick climbing up the mountain of light bulbs while someone yodels in the background. Kills me every time.

The Contenders
11 Frankendoodle

Frankendoodle? Why not call it DoodleBob?

12 Banned in Bikini Bottom
13 I Had an Accident

This one is so underrated! It's hilarious.

Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until four."

I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! Take it away, Penny! [The penny lies silently on the floor]
Patrick: [Sniffles] "That penny has the most beautiful voice."

There are loads of other funny lines. In my opinion, this is the funniest episode!

I don't need to eat, I'm a sponge! I can filter feed!

14 Survival of the Idiots

SpongeBob: Alright pinhead, your time is up.
Patrick: Who you calling pinhead?

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

15 Krab Borg
16 The Algae's Always Greener

Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

The way Plankton acts is just so ordinary - OMG! Makes me laugh every time.

17 Hall Monitor
18 Big Pink Loser

Hey pal... just blow in from Stupid Town?

19 Just One Bite
20 Life of Crime

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Okay, time's up.

21 Krusty Love
22 Can You Spare A Dime?
23 Sing a Song of Patrick

This is by far my favorite episode I've ever watched. I've watched this at least 20 times.

24 SB-129
25 Krusty Towers

One Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails, and nose hair.

This one is the best! Watch it now!

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