Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

People think this is funny. It's not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it's not this part.
Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.
Squidward is Mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone?
It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.
It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.
This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where...
It's called the Hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. Once there was a hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. One day, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!
This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.
This was one of the first SB moments I saw, and I can see why I liked it.
The funniest thing ever
This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!
One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!
Which episode was that
Funniest of all time
We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!
We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!
We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!
We should take all the Fortnite lovers and push them off a cliff!
A funny reason to mad.
This describes my normal day.
I didn't get it.
This was funny. He pronounced "west" as "weast".
Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!
Patrick's best quote is the best country!
The best quotes ever
That's an underrated quote! I love that!
What episode did he say this?
This isn't that good a quote.
Na der Patrick na der
Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!
It's so random, yet hilarious!
I loved this episode
I love chocolate
Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?
Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!
But it's also idiotic!
This should be #1!
I like this one

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.
Best quote ever!
One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."
I did this in class once.
Such a classic.
It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!
Yes it is your wallet.