Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants' Patrick Star, the loveable but not-so-bright starfish, is known for his humorous, often nonsensical quotes that have kept us laughing for years.

Now, we've got a fun question for you - what do you think are the best Patrick Star quotes? This is your chance to relive some of the most hilarious moments of the show and give a thumbs-up to the quotes that made you laugh the hardest.

Remember those times when you found yourself chuckling at Patrick's wit (or lack thereof)? Maybe it was a moment of unexpected wisdom, a misinterpretation that was hilariously off the mark, or a line so absurdly funny that it became a meme in its own right.

Is it the quote where Patrick manages to turn the simplest task into a confusing mess? Or perhaps it's one of those moments when Patrick, in his charmingly clueless manner, stumbles upon a profound truth? Maybe it's a line from one of his bizarre daydreams, or just a classic Patrick retort that never fails to tickle your funny bone.

This isn't just about SpongeBob SquarePants or Patrick Star. It's about the joy of laughter and the shared moments of humor that bring us all together. It's about celebrating the creativity behind Patrick's character and acknowledging how these funny quotes have become part of our pop culture lexicon.
The Top Ten
1 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

People think this is funny. It's not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it's not this part.

Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.

A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone?

2 It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was so ugly everyone died.

It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.

It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.

This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where...

3 No, this is Patrick.

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!

This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.

This was one of the first SB moments I saw, and I can see why I liked it.

4 It varies.

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

5 We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!

We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!

We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!

6 I can't see my forehead.
7 Not until four.
8 East? I thought you said Weast!

This was funny. He pronounced "west" as "weast".


Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!

Patrick's best quote is the best country!

10 Ohhh, the food is in the can!

That's an underrated quote! I love that!

The Contenders
11 I love you

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!

12 Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!

13 May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?
14 Are you Squidward... that's ok take your time
15 Just do what I do when I have problems…..Scream!
16 Who you callin a pinhead?

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.

17 No! My name's not Rick!
18 Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom
19 Just like a genie!
20 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
21 Happy Leif Erikson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!

It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!

22 Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
23 Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!
24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
25 It's not my wallet.
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