Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

People think this is funny. It's not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it's not this part.

Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.

Squidward is Mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone?

2 It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was so ugly everyone died.

It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.

It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.

This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where...

It's called the Hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. Once there was a hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. One day, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 No, this is Patrick.

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!

This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.

This was one of the first SB moments I saw, and I can see why I liked it.

The funniest thing ever

4 It varies.

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

Which episode was that

Funniest of all time

5 We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!

We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!

We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!

We should take all the Fortnite lovers and push them off a cliff!

6 I can't see my forehead.

A funny reason to mad.

7 Not until four.

This describes my normal day.

I didn't get it.

8 East? I thought you said Weast!

This was funny. He pronounced "west" as "weast".


Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!

Patrick's best quote is the best country!

The best quotes ever

10 Ohhh, the food is in the can!

That's an underrated quote! I love that!

What episode did he say this?

This isn't that good a quote.

Na der Patrick na der

The Contenders
11 I love you

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!

It's so random, yet hilarious!

I loved this episode

I love chocolate

12 Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!

But it's also idiotic!

This should be #1!

13 May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?

I like this one

14 Are you Squidward... that's ok take your time
15 Just do what I do when I have problems…..Scream!
16 Who you callin a pinhead?

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.

Best quote ever!

17 No! My name's not Rick!

One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."

18 Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom

I did this in class once.

Such a classic.

19 Just like a genie!
20 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
21 Happy Leif Erickson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!

It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!

22 Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
23 Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!
24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
25 It's not my wallet.

Yes it is your wallet.

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