Top 10 Things Dora the Explorer is Really Teaching Our Kids

deandaz12345
Dora The Explorer is a very dangerous show for kids. Dear Parents and Guardians whatever you do please do not show your kids this show you have all been warned.

The Top Ten

1 It teaches kids to lose touch with reality

Very Accurate List - JPK

2 It teaches kids how to get rid of a criminal in the dumbest way

It would be hilarious, yet painfully sad to see somebody try to deal with a crimminal as Dora does with Swiper. - jrodz

Thief no thieving!
"... Really? "
Thief no thieving!
"...You're kidding me, right? "
Thief no thieving!
*Thief just walks away like "what"* - mattstat716

3 It teaches kids to go wandering off all by themselves

And there's no banana trees. Dun dun dun. - mattstat716

4 It teaches kids to do very dangerous things
5 It teaches kids to go near a dangerous animal

Oo oo, ee, ee, ah ah.
"Hey, look, a monkey! "
*Attempts to give it banana, proceeds to be attacked."
EEE! EEE!
(And that's what would happen.) - mattstat716

6 It teaches kids to lose their voices by screaming in front of the TV

Wot am I looking at?
"A cow."
What's that?
"I SAID A COW! " - mattstat716

7 It teaches kids to go and talk to strangers
8 It teaches kids to become dumber
9 It teaches kids to have serious accidents
10 It teaches kids to be blind

The Contenders

11 It teaches kids Spanish
12 It teaches kids about talking to animals

Well, I mean... That's not bad, is it? I'm pretty sure lots of people talk to their pets. Um... right? - mattstat716

BAdd New Item

Recommended Lists

Related Lists

Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer Things Dora the Explorer Needs to Do to Suck Less Top Ten Things Dragon Ball Characters Should Do If They Met Dora the Explorer Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the Explorer Best Things About Dora the Explorer

List StatsUpdated 20 Aug 2017

12 listings
82 days old

Top Remixes

1. It teaches kids to lose touch with reality
2. It teaches kids to go wandering off all by themselves
3. It teaches kids how to get rid of a criminal in the dumbest way
deandaz12345

WRemix

Posts

Add Post

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P