Things Dora the Explorer Needs to Do to Suck Less

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The Top Ten Things Dora the Explorer Needs to Do to Suck Less

1 Not be on baby shows anymore

Baby show not a baby show who cares

She looks like a 2year old but she's definitely older than that! The reason I think she's a 2year old is because SHE HAS A MONKEY AS A FRIEND Peppa big is WAYY better than this

2 Use your eyes and ears

Or realise that everything is so easy to see because you are older than 6.

3 Don't run away from home

Don't understand that she is a fictional cartoon character, is a better one.

Exactly, your parents will call the authorities you little bitch!

4 Don't talk to the screen

But little kids talk to the screen.

5 Don't sing about everything you do
6 Don't go out and talk to strangers
7 Talk less
8 Do some of the work yourself

She definitely needs to do some of the work herself because she always relies on us audience to help her over the most simplest things Dora if you want to be an explorer when you grow up then stop being lazy and do some work yourself.

9 Die

The show's canceled mwahahaaha

Put some violences in it! - ChroniclerMan5

This whole series needs to die! - Sugarcubecorner


10 Be a badass

Ok then she should have a similar personality of Tilly from Tots T.V..

That Would Make Everything So Much Better

Foxy is better at this

It worked with Captain America, why can't it work for dora.

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11 Lose weight

What because her shirt is showing her stomach that makes her fat?

Seriously how much does she weigh? 500, 2000, or over 9000 pounds

She lost weight and got her own spinoff called Dora and friend s.-t rollsfan536

12 Be in Smash. Bros

So she would get beaten up by the other characters.

Why not. Just why not.

13 Explode

Dora the Exploder - SFTF2Fans360Alex

Haha - Neonco31

14 Get eye surgery

No its about you not realising that the show is for kids under 5 and that's why its easy for you to see everything.


So she'll know where the things are.

15 Abandon Boots

So He'll NOT Appear in Almost Every Episodes. - ChroniclerMan5

16 Don't let boots appear in almost every episode
17 Kill herself

That would be funny.

18 Fall off a cliff
19 Do something cool like a fighting battle
20 Wear a shirt that hides her stomach

Please! - stevediaz4567

21 Beat up Swiper
22 Shut up every once in a while
23 Make Swiper kill Dora

Great idea!

Dora: swiper no swiping!
Swiper: time to die bitch!
(Shoots Dora in head)

24 Choke
25 Not say any inaccurate Spanish words and/or commands
26 Say nothing stupid
27 Consider making an awesome show
28 Explore with a trusted adult instead of a monkey
29 Run away if she sees Swiper
30 Not talk directly to the audience
31 Let her parents watch her
32 Eat with her mouth closed
33 Be a Disney XD Show

Luckily Disney had Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Lab Rats, Kick Buttowski, Milo Murphy's Law, Mighty Med, Wander Over Yonder, Pair of Kings, Phineas & Ferb, Wizards of Waverly Place, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja and Atomic Puppet. :D

34 Make her show mature
35 Realize objects are right behind her

Realize that you understand these things because you are older than 5 years of age.

36 Don't explore the jungle without supervision from a trusted adult
37 Be in Super Smash Bros. as a Playable Character
38 Explore local playgrounds
39 Make her parents spank her for once

There is a difference between fiction and reality. Dora is fiction.

40 Not have a football shaped head
41 Get hearing aids
42 Make her show harder for tots to understand
43 Make the show have less imagination
44 Make her blonde
45 Make people understand fiction
46 Put pewdiepie on it
47 Make people older than 5 realise it's for kids under 5
48 Actually teach Spanish
49 Have her parents go with her on adventures
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