Things Dora the Explorer Needs to Do to Suck Less

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The Top Ten

Not be on baby shows anymore

Baby show not a baby show who cares

She looks like a 2year old but she's definitely older than that! The reason I think she's a 2year old is because SHE HAS A MONKEY AS A FRIEND Peppa big is WAYY better than this

Use your eyes and ears

Or realise that everything is so easy to see because you are older than 6.

Don't run away from home

Don't understand that she is a fictional cartoon character, is a better one.

Exactly, your parents will call the authorities you little bitch!

Don't talk to the screen

But little kids talk to the screen.

Don't sing about everything you do
Don't go out and talk to strangers
Talk less
Do some of the work yourself

She definitely needs to do some of the work herself because she always relies on us audience to help her over the most simplest things Dora if you want to be an explorer when you grow up then stop being lazy and do some work yourself.

Die

The show's canceled mwahahaaha

Put some violences in it! - ChroniclerMan5

This whole series needs to die! - Sugarcubecorner

Ganon: YOU MUST DIE!

Be a badass

Ok then she should have a similar personality of Tilly from Tots T.V..

That Would Make Everything So Much Better

Foxy is better at this

It worked with Captain America, why can't it work for dora.

The Contenders

Lose weight

What because her shirt is showing her stomach that makes her fat?

Seriously how much does she weigh? 500, 2000, or over 9000 pounds

She lost weight and got her own spinoff called Dora and friend s.-t rollsfan536

Be in Smash. Bros

So she would get beaten up by the other characters.

Why not. Just why not.

Explode

Dora the Exploder - SFTF2Fans360Alex

Haha - Neonco31

Get eye surgery

No its about you not realising that the show is for kids under 5 and that's why its easy for you to see everything.

Yes

So she'll know where the things are.

Abandon Boots

So He'll NOT Appear in Almost Every Episodes. - ChroniclerMan5

Don't let boots appear in almost every episode
Kill herself

That would be funny.

Fall off a cliff
Do something cool like a fighting battle
Wear a shirt that hides her stomach

Please! - stevediaz4567

Beat up Swiper
Shut up every once in a while
Make Swiper kill Dora

Great idea!

Dora: swiper no swiping!
Swiper: time to die bitch!
(Shoots Dora in head)

Choke
Not say any inaccurate Spanish words and/or commands
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