Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barbie

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The Top Ten

1 I slam a car into her million dollar mansion

How to do it:
1. Tape Barbie to her million dollar mansion with duct tape
2. Cover the front of the car in petrol
3. Tape a lit match to Barbie
4. Jump in the car and slam your foot on the gas pedal
5. Jump out of the car at the last minute
6. After the explosion, hide the body
7. Walk away and pretend nothing happened
I hope you like my idea

Add a giant spike to the car to do more damage - Discord1

Why does everyone hate Barbie so much? I find her amazing and a great role model for today’s young girls.

2 She goes to Planet Vegeta
3 Rouge the Bat kicks her to death Rouge the Bat kicks her to death

Thank you,Rouge

4 Suicide

Yeah! I hate Barbie so much - Sugarcubecorner

5 Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her

Go rarity and sweetie Belle! - Sugarcubecorner

No way rarity is a damsel in distress. Barbie is a badass. like have you ever seen another barbie movie besides princess charm school?

OH MY GOD YES!
Rarity Will Always Be MUCH Better Than Barbie

6 Ken dumps her for Rochelle
7 Her friends leave her
8 Bricked to death
9 She gets tortured by the Kaeloo characters

The Kaeloo characters are a bunch of jerks who torture each other in sadistic ways. Barbie deserves to meet them.

I've never actually watched this show, but I've heard about some of the things the characters have done and boy, are they awful!

Now THAT'S a fate I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy.

I’m not sure even Barbie deserves to meet them... as much as I love Kaeloo, all the characters except Quack Quack and Eugly are asses, especially Kaeloo and Mr. Cat.

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10 She gets taped to NASA spaceship and blasted off into space and left there to rot for all eternity

Beautiful. beauty in its purest form

The Contenders

11 Thanos disintegrates her

If Barbie was in Infinity war and everyone in the cinema saw it... I bet all kids will go berserk! Like me!

I wish barbie was in Avengers : Infinity war so we can see her turn to ash

Agreed.

12 She dies

Ok if you hate a doll so much pull her head off.

Let’s hope she dies... SERIOUSLY! Who even likes her?!?!? I bet outside the Barbie factory, a protest will begin and everyone will be shouting we hate barbie!

13 Stoned to death
14 Ken Dumps Her

And meets Sindy then screams because she is now a girl under the age of 8.

15 Juon Kiku slices her with knives
16 Eaten by a Titan

Cronos is a good one

17 She meets Sindy

Who only had one movie so far Sindy: The Fairy Princess (2003), no video games, no magazines.

Ok there was Sindy magazines in the past.

18 Paw Patrol Destroys Every Doll in the Universe

GO PAW PATROL

19 Rochelle takes over her franchise
20 She falls into a tar pit
21 She explodes randomly
22 She falls into a vat of acid
23 She sinks into a volcano
24 She and her friends stab each other
25 She gets whipped
26 She breathes in cyanide
27 Eric Cartman kicks her in the crotch
28 Swiper swipes her
29 Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainbooms Her

Oh Crap
I Put This On A TwilightKitsune List And She Hates Rainbow Dash
I'm Screwed

I Respect Your Opinion By The Way

30 All The Vocaloids and Utauloid Beat Her Up
31 Fukase (Vocaloid) Knocks Her Out With His Rod
32 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
33 All The Dolls Get Banned
34 Her dream house gets a nuke dropped on it
35 They stop making movies
36 She goes to a Justin Bieber concert
37 Elsa Freezes Her Heart
38 Medusa Turns Her Into Stone
39 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
40 Gidget (The Secret Life Of Pets) Beats Up Barbie
41 Fennekin burns her
42 She is forced to listen to Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
43 Samurott slices her
44 She gets eaten by Cookie Monster
45 She meets Paul (Sindy's boyfriend)

Then Sindy fights Barbie. "People in England liked ME more, they hated YOU! "

46 Ken dumps her, she marries Paul who is Sindy's boyfriend but Sindy has been turned into a little girl.
47 Hit with logic by Lisa Loud
48 She Meets Jar Jar Binks
49 Pranked by Edgar and Ellen
50 Andi Mack steals Ken from her

Andi Mack is a wh0re who steals other girls’ boyfriends.

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