Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barbie


The Top Ten

1 I slam a car into her million dollar mansion

How to do it:
1. Tape Barbie to her million dollar mansion with duct tape
2. Cover the front of the car in petrol
3. Tape a lit match to Barbie
4. Jump in the car and slam your foot on the gas pedal
5. Jump out of the car at the last minute
6. After the explosion, hide the body
7. Walk away and pretend nothing happened
I hope you like my idea

Of course I will jump out the car the last minute - TwilightKitsune

Add a giant spike to the car to do more damage - Discord1

2 She goes to Planet Vegeta

Eeww she will be turned to Barbie flavoured bubblegum - TwilightKitsune

3 Rouge the Bat kicks her to death Rouge the Bat kicks her to death

Rouge the Bat is very strong she can kill Barbie and leave her blood everywhere. - TwilightKitsune

4 Suicide

Barbie is the reason kids are cutting themselves her movies suck - TwilightKitsune

Yeah! I hate Barbie so much - Sugarcubecorner

5 Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her

Rarity is much better than Barbie I bet Rarity can beat up Prince Blueblood as well. - TwilightKitsune

Go rarity and sweetie Belle! - Sugarcubecorner

No way rarity is a damsel in distress. Barbie is a badass. like have you ever seen another barbie movie besides princess charm school?

Rarity Will Always Be MUCH Better Than Barbie

6 Ken dumps her for Rochelle

Agree. I hate Barbie but I like Rochelle when she is mean to Barbie but lost interest after she became her friend. - TwilightKitsune

7 Her friends leave her

Then she will realize how important they are but they will leave her forever - TwilightKitsune

8 Bricked to death

Hanged to death will be appropiate too for her so annoying - TwilightKitsune

9 She gets taped to NASA spaceship and blasted off into space and left there to rot for all eternity

Beautiful. beauty in its purest form

10 Stoned to death

Hanged to death will be appropiate too for her so annoying - TwilightKitsune

The Newcomers

? Thanos disintegrates her

I wish barbie was in Avengers : Infinity war so we can see her turn to ash


The Contenders

11 She dies

Let’s hope she dies... SERIOUSLY! Who even likes her?!?!? I bet outside the Barbie factory, a protest will begin and everyone will be shouting we hate barbie!

12 Juon Kiku slices her with knives
13 She meets Sindy

Who only had one movie so far Sindy: The Fairy Princess (2003), no video games, no magazines.

Ok there was Sindy magazines in the past.

14 Rochelle takes over her franchise

And gets her friends and fame and outcasts barbie haha and barbie will be poor and die - TwilightKitsune

15 She falls into a tar pit
16 She explodes randomly
17 She falls into a vat of acid
18 She sinks into a volcano
19 She and her friends stab each other
20 She gets whipped
21 She breathes in cyanide
22 Eric Cartman kicks her in the crotch
23 Swiper swipes her
24 Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainbooms Her

Oh Crap
I Put This On A TwilightKitsune List And She Hates Rainbow Dash
I'm Screwed

I Respect Your Opinion By The Way

25 Ken Dumps Her
26 All The Vocaloids and Utauloid Beat Her Up
27 Fukase (Vocaloid) Knocks Her Out With His Rod
28 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
29 All The Dolls Get Banned
30 Her dream house gets a nuke dropped on it
31 They stop making movies
32 She goes to a Justin Bieber concert
33 Elsa Freezes Her Heart
34 Medusa Turns Her Into Stone
35 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
36 Gidget (The Secret Life Of Pets) Beats Up Barbie
37 Fennekin burns her
38 She is forced to listen to Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
39 Samurott slices her
40 Eaten by a Titan
41 She gets eaten by Cookie Monster
42 She meets Paul (Sindy's boyfriend)
43 Ken dumps her, she marries Paul who is Sindy's boyfriend but Sindy has been turned into a little girl.
44 Hit with logic by Lisa Loud
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