Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barbie

TwilightKitsune

The Top Ten

1 I slam a car into her million dollar mansion

How to do it:
1. Tape Barbie to her million dollar mansion with duct tape
2. Cover the front of the car in petrol
3. Tape a lit match to Barbie
4. Jump in the car and slam your foot on the gas pedal
5. Jump out of the car at the last minute
6. After the explosion, hide the body
7. Walk away and pretend nothing happened
I hope you like my idea

Of course I will jump out the car the last minute - TwilightKitsune

Add a giant spike to the car to do more damage - Discord1

2 She goes to Planet Vegeta

Eeww she will be turned to Barbie flavoured bubblegum - TwilightKitsune

3 Rouge the Bat kicks her to death Rouge the Bat kicks her to death

Rouge the Bat is very strong she can kill Barbie and leave her blood everywhere. - TwilightKitsune

4 Suicide

Barbie is the reason kids are cutting themselves her movies suck - TwilightKitsune

Yeah! I hate Barbie so much - Sugarcubecorner

5 Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her

Rarity is much better than Barbie I bet Rarity can beat up Prince Blueblood as well. - TwilightKitsune

Go rarity and sweetie Belle! - Sugarcubecorner

OH MY GOD YES!
Rarity Will Always Be MUCH Better Than Barbie

6 Ken dumps her for Rochelle

Agree. I hate Barbie but I like Rochelle when she is mean to Barbie but lost interest after she became her friend. - TwilightKitsune

7 Her friends leave her

Then she will realize how important they are but they will leave her forever - TwilightKitsune

8 Bricked to death

Hanged to death will be appropiate too for her so annoying - TwilightKitsune

9 She gets taped to NASA spaceship and blasted off into space and left there to rot for all eternity

Beautiful. beauty in its purest form

10 Stoned to death

Hanged to death will be appropiate too for her so annoying - TwilightKitsune

The Newcomers

? She gets eaten by Cookie Monster
? Eaten by a Titan

The Contenders

11 Juon Kiku slices her with knives
12 Rochelle takes over her franchise

And gets her friends and fame and outcasts barbie haha and barbie will be poor and die - TwilightKitsune

13 She dies
14 She falls into a tar pit
15 She explodes randomly
16 She falls into a vat of acid
17 She sinks into a volcano
18 She and her friends stab each other
19 She gets whipped
20 She breathes in cyanide
21 Eric Cartman kicks her in the crotch
22 Swiper swipes her
23 Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainbooms Her

Oh Crap
I Put This On A TwilightKitsune List And She Hates Rainbow Dash
I'm Screwed

I Respect Your Opinion By The Way

24 Ken Dumps Her
25 All The Vocaloids and Utauloid Beat Her Up
26 Fukase (Vocaloid) Knocks Her Out With His Rod
27 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
28 All The Dolls Get Banned
29 Her dream house gets a nuke dropped on it
30 They stop making movies
31 She Goes To a Justin Bieber Concert
32 Elsa Freezes Her Heart
33 Medusa Turns Her Into Stone
34 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
35 Gidget (The Secret Life Of Pets) Beats Up Barbie
36 Fennekin burns her
37 She is forced to listen to Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
38 Samurott slices her
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