Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barbie

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The Top Ten

1 I slam a car into her million dollar mansion

How to do it:
1. Tape Barbie to her million dollar mansion with duct tape
2. Cover the front of the car in petrol
3. Tape a lit match to Barbie
4. Jump in the car and slam your foot on the gas pedal
5. Jump out of the car at the last minute
6. After the explosion, hide the body
7. Walk away and pretend nothing happened
I hope you like my idea

Add a giant spike to the car to do more damage - Discord1

2 She goes to Planet Vegeta
3 Rouge the Bat kicks her to death Rouge the Bat kicks her to death
4 Suicide

Yeah! I hate Barbie so much - Sugarcubecorner

5 Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her

Go rarity and sweetie Belle! - Sugarcubecorner

No way rarity is a damsel in distress. Barbie is a badass. like have you ever seen another barbie movie besides princess charm school?

OH MY GOD YES!
Rarity Will Always Be MUCH Better Than Barbie

6 Ken dumps her for Rochelle
7 Her friends leave her
8 Bricked to death
9 She gets tortured by the Kaeloo characters

The Kaeloo characters are a bunch of jerks who torture each other in sadistic ways. Barbie deserves to meet them.

I've never actually watched this show, but I've heard about some of the things the characters have done and boy, are they awful!

Now THAT'S a fate I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy.

I’m not sure even Barbie deserves to meet them... as much as I love Kaeloo, all the characters except Quack Quack and Eugly are asses, especially Kaeloo and Mr. Cat.

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10 She gets taped to NASA spaceship and blasted off into space and left there to rot for all eternity

Beautiful. beauty in its purest form

The Contenders

11 Thanos disintegrates her

If Barbie was in Infinity war and everyone in the cinema saw it... I bet all kids will go berserk! Like me!

I wish barbie was in Avengers : Infinity war so we can see her turn to ash

Agreed.

12 Stoned to death
13 She dies

Let’s hope she dies... SERIOUSLY! Who even likes her?!?!? I bet outside the Barbie factory, a protest will begin and everyone will be shouting we hate barbie!

14 Ken Dumps Her

And meets Sindy then screams because she is now a girl under the age of 8.

15 Juon Kiku slices her with knives
16 Eaten by a Titan

Cronos is a good one

17 She meets Sindy

Who only had one movie so far Sindy: The Fairy Princess (2003), no video games, no magazines.

Ok there was Sindy magazines in the past.

18 Rochelle takes over her franchise
19 She falls into a tar pit
20 She explodes randomly
21 She falls into a vat of acid
22 She sinks into a volcano
23 She and her friends stab each other
24 She gets whipped
25 She breathes in cyanide
26 Eric Cartman kicks her in the crotch
27 Swiper swipes her
28 Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainbooms Her

Oh Crap
I Put This On A TwilightKitsune List And She Hates Rainbow Dash
I'm Screwed

I Respect Your Opinion By The Way

29 All The Vocaloids and Utauloid Beat Her Up
30 Fukase (Vocaloid) Knocks Her Out With His Rod
31 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
32 All The Dolls Get Banned
33 Her dream house gets a nuke dropped on it
34 They stop making movies
35 She goes to a Justin Bieber concert
36 Elsa Freezes Her Heart
37 Medusa Turns Her Into Stone
38 She becomes a Barney & Friends character
39 Gidget (The Secret Life Of Pets) Beats Up Barbie
40 Fennekin burns her
41 She is forced to listen to Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
42 Samurott slices her
43 She gets eaten by Cookie Monster
44 She meets Paul (Sindy's boyfriend)
45 Ken dumps her, she marries Paul who is Sindy's boyfriend but Sindy has been turned into a little girl.
46 Hit with logic by Lisa Loud
47 She Meets Jar Jar Binks
48 Pranked by Edgar and Ellen
49 Andi Mack steals Ken from her

Andi Mack is a wh0re who steals other girls’ boyfriends.

50 Paw Patrol Destroys Every Doll in the Universe
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