Things That Should Happen to Caillou


The Top Ten

1 Make him grow hair


2 Cancel the show

I want this to happen so bad. I'm really need for pbs kids to do it. And by cancel, I mean no more Caillou series forever. - EpicJake

I hate this show like cancel I mean no more caillou series forever

This show is bad. Why does he have cancer?

no - zeebeethedog

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3 Get rid of his voice
4 He stops whining, grows hair, gets different clothes, goes to high school, gets a girlfriend and stops being annoying

It will solve all our problems, and the show won't get cancelled.

5 No one wants to be his friend anymore

No - zeebeethedog


6 Get Mario to jump on his head

And he will kill the Goomba Caillou

Mario wouldn't do that bitch - zeebeethedog

7 Goes to St Judes
8 His parents start to hate him
9 He gets injured

That's the only thing that will happen.

10 Make a fat guy sit on him

And fart on him

The Contenders

11 Miss Martin starts to hate him
12 Play loud music to him
13 We come into the world and kill him and the others as well

Oh yeah.

14 Make him be called Pebble
15 Rosie kicks his butt

Or kick him in the nuts.

16 Babysat by Vicky
17 Make him see the logos he is scared of

Like MTVs frankenskippy

18 He become the dumbest person in the world
19 Caillou in Jersey Shore

Everyone hates Jersey Shore, even Caillou

20 Dawn kicks his butt

That will be hilarious if dawn from Pokemon dp was in caillou.


21 Make Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, & Dawn Kill Him

Yes, that would be so awesome

Seriously! who put this here!

22 Spanking
23 Caillou gets grounded

You're Grounded,Grounded,Grounded For 100 Trillion Years!
Go To Your Room Now!

Arrgh(! ) An obligatory goanimate reference! I'm weak with fear(! )

24 Someone pelts him with rocks
25 Make him Watch Barney and Friends
26 Make him watch F-Zero GP Legend
27 Make him watch Bubsy pilot cartoon
28 Force him to watch Oogieloves

His memory will be scarred

That'll rip off his childhood

29 Make him watch Steven Universe
30 Caillou should be put in Supernanny and Nanny 911
31 Caillou in Hunger Games
32 Caillou in Neon Genesis Evangelion

Caillou's parents will leave Caillou to NERV instead of daycare.

33 Gets eaten by a Titan
34 Eat hot sauce
35 Eat wasabi paste

His face will burn if he eats wasabi paste.

36 Babysat by Sam and Cat
37 Gets captures by Tengu Warriors from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
38 Seek anger management
39 Throw him off a cliff
40 Joins the military
41 Force him to eat gruel all day and night
42 Trap him in a cabin, put on a hockey mask, grab a chainsaw, enter the cabin and cut his head off
43 Get his parents and Caillou to go into the hunger games and be no-scoped by Katniss
44 Ground him
45 Marco Diaz and Chewy (Pecola) Kick His Butt

Chewy should kick both of their butts.

46 Caillou goes to jail
47 Gets cancer and commits suicide
48 Plays Five Nights at Freddy's
49 Marries Dora the Explorer
50 Marries Elsa

Then elsa will freeze him then no more of the garbage but elsa sucks though

Caillou Is Worse Than Frozen
But I Still Hate Frozen

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List Stats

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4 years, 92 days old

Top Remixes

1. Get Mario to jump on his head
2. Goes to St Judes
3. He stops whining, grows hair, gets different clothes, goes to high school, gets a girlfriend and stops being annoying
1. Cancel the show
2. Make him grow hair
3. Get rid of his voice


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