Things That Should Happen to Caillou


The Top Ten

1 Make him grow hair


2 Cancel the show

I want this to happen so bad. I'm really need for pbs kids to do it. And by cancel, I mean no more Caillou series forever. - EpicJake

I hate this show like cancel I mean no more caillou series forever

This show is bad. Why does he have cancer?

no - zeebeethedog

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3 Get rid of his voice
4 No one wants to be his friend anymore

No - zeebeethedog


5 His parents start to hate him
6 He stops whining, grows hair, gets different clothes, goes to high school, gets a girlfriend and stops being annoying
7 Goes to St Judes
8 Get Mario to jump on his head

And he will kill the Goomba Caillou

Mario wouldn't do that bitch - zeebeethedog

9 He gets injured

That's the only thing that will happen.

10 Miss Martin starts to hate him

The Contenders

11 Make a fat guy sit on him

And fart on him

12 We come into the world and kill him and the others as well

Oh yeah.

13 Play loud music to him
14 Make him be called Pebble
15 Rosie kicks his butt

Or kick him in the nuts.

16 Babysat by Vicky
17 Make him see the logos he is scared of

Like MTVs frankenskippy

18 He become the dumbest person in the world
19 Caillou in Jersey Shore

Everyone hates Jersey Shore, even Caillou

20 Spanking
21 Make him Watch Barney and Friends
22 Make him watch F-Zero GP Legend
23 Make him watch Bubsy pilot cartoon
24 Force him to watch Oogieloves

His memory will be scarred

That'll rip off his childhood

25 Make him watch Steven Universe
26 Make Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, & Dawn Kill Him

Yes, that would be so awesome

27 Dawn kicks his butt

That will be hilarious if dawn from Pokemon dp was in caillou.

28 Caillou should be put in Supernanny and Nanny 911
29 Caillou in Hunger Games
30 Caillou in Neon Genesis Evangelion

Caillou's parents will leave Caillou to NERV instead of daycare.

31 Gets eaten by a Titan
32 Eat hot sauce
33 Eat wasabi paste

His face will burn if he eats wasabi paste.

34 Babysat by Sam and Cat
35 Gets captures by Tengu Warriors from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
36 Seek anger management
37 Throw him off a cliff
38 Joins the military
39 Force him to eat gruel all day and night
40 Trap him in a cabin, put on a hockey mask, grab a chainsaw, enter the cabin and cut his head off
41 Get his parents and Caillou to go into the hunger games and be no-scoped by Katniss
42 Ground him
43 Marco Diaz and Chewy (Pecola) Kick His Butt
44 Caillou goes to jail
45 Gets cancer and commits suicide
46 Plays Five Nights at Freddy's
47 Marries Dora the Explorer
48 Marries Elsa

Then elsa will freeze him then no more of the garbage but elsa sucks though

Caillou Is Worse Than Frozen
But I Still Hate Frozen

49 Gets beaten up by the Dragon Ball Z characters
50 Buttercup and Butch murder him
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List Stats

123 listings
3 years, 269 days old

Top Remixes

1. Get Mario to jump on his head
2. Goes to St Judes
3. He stops whining, grows hair, gets different clothes, goes to high school, gets a girlfriend and stops being annoying
1. Cancel the show
2. Make him grow hair
3. Get rid of his voice


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