Best Usernames on TheTopTens

The Top Ten

  1. SmoothCriminal

    You anger me. You're the creator of this list, Smooth Criminal, and you're using that advantage to beat people who deserve to win. You really anger me.

    This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

    Funny. Although crime is not funny but name makes you laugh just like smooth talker.

  2. PositronWildhawk

    I agree I could sense it of how great the name sounds like it fits with his cool picture It's very unique that his name fits with the picture and it's extraordinary very!

    @ Ajkloth

    And when positron and electron collide, they annhilate. Its like twins with same DNA but opposite personalities, who always quarrel and fight with each other.

    Coolest username ever. It makes me smiling every time I think about it.

  3. TheSilentBang

    Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

    Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

    Amazing totally awesome. Everyone fears it

  4. UserNameUnderConstruction

    Just LOVE this username! It's so cool! Hey user please reply or follow me so I can follow you!

    It's still being built now! They've got huge plans...

    This is the only one that was marginally funny.

  5. DontJudgeMeByMySocks

    I think this one is by far the best, when I saw it I laughed and the other ones are kinda boring and what you would expect!

    Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!

    Haha! I got a little giggle when I read this. Gonna make this my username :P

  6. MatrixGuy

  7. TheKillerShot

    My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

    Ngl this name could be a band

  8. Britgirl

    Not exactly the most creative username here, but it's easy to remember, and Britgirl's an awesome person.

    Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

    In my opinion her username is not very good but easy to remember.

  9. DeathByDuctTape

    Death by duct tape? *Imagines having duct tape being ripped off of chest*

  10. Alpha101

    Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud

    Alpha sounds like the best username ever!

    Alpha101! It's the coolest username yet!

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    WallTodd47

    I like the pfp too. That cat is yours?

    My friend was the one who came up with Wall Todd and my favorite number is 47 so that is why it is WallTodd47

  12. ?

    Sloth21

    I think my username is pretty nice, if I do say so myself

    13. The Contenders

  13. BeastThatBeats

    This is an epic username- deserves first place!

  14. SniperNoSniping

    I heard of a pokemon showdown username "Scyther no Swiping" which is better than this.

    Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

    Love the dora the explorer parody

  15. DontTouchMyPogoStick

  16. biscuits

  17. Dragon Shark

    2 awesome animals to create an awesome name

  18. ThisIsMyUsername

  19. Turkeyasylum

    I have no idea what his name means, but it's creative!

    The guy must really enjoy killing Turkeys for Thanksgiving. XD

  20. Blood Master

  21. funnyuser

  22. TOILETSOCK

    I love how it's in all caps. That made me crack up. Now I can't stop picturing a soggy sock in a toilet.

  23. rock2metal

    It's so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!

  24. TopTenJackson

  25. Finch

  26. CrimsonShark

  27. Alexandr

    Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

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