Top 10 Best Headings for TheTopTens 404 Error Page

404 is the HTTP standard response code returned by a web server when it cannot find the requested content. So, as you would expect, a 404 error page is a web page you see when the page you were looking for couldn't be found. Typical causes for a 404 error include the page being moved or deleted, or an address that includes a typo.

As is standard practice, TheTopTens has a 404 page (located here) with a little information about why the page is being displayed and some next steps people can take to find the content they are looking for.

What makes our 404 page a little different is that we're going to let you decide what it says at the top of the page. We'll randomly select the top three headings from this list and display them on our 404 page.

Vote on the heading below you most want to see us use, or add a new heading that others will be able to vote on once it has been approved by our staff.

1. Thanks for breaking the internet, you stupid moron!

   

   I just got this, and I really thought I broke the internet or something. Now that I'm on this page, I think it's really funny.

   If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything. Speech is silver, but silence is golden.

   Don't "stupid" and "moron" mean the same thing? That's like calling someone a stupid stupid.

2. Not a real page. Go away.

   

   My list got approved, and Admin gives me a link to go to it. And I'm greeted with this message as if I'm stupid for going there.

   Can we get this to #1? I thought we were trying to get people to join the site, not make them go away.

   This was so funny to me! I love how it's just straightforward with you!

3. Oh, we're sorry, but this page doesn't exist. Can we make it up to you with free ice cream?

   

   Make it a chocolate-vanilla twist with whipped cream on top, with rainbow sprinkles, chocolate and strawberry sauce. Ooh, and add chocolate chips, Dove chocolate (dark and milk), and some Hershey Kisses with pieces of Snickers, Twix, Three Musketeers, and Milky Way.

   Oh, by the way, I have a sweet tooth, so okay!

   EDIT: And some SKY BAR candy.

   Only if you give me seven scoops with rainbow sprinkles, vanilla, and chocolate. Also, strawberry and chocolate sauce. Ooh, can I add another thing too? Because if I can, it would be either another scoop or the intimate promise not to do it in the future. Depends.

4. Congratulations, you've found our awesome new 404 page!

   I got this error screen before coming here. Haha, it's nice and friendly.

   This is the first error headline I have ever gotten, leading to here.

   At least this one actually sounds friendly!

5. You found this page.... AND IT'S GONE!

   

   All of the top tens are super awesome. I found this page by accident.

   It's like when you get that A+ and you say, Thank you, sir, to your female band teacher.

   I suppose this is a South Park reference.

6. Welcome to our awesome new error 404 page! NOW GET OUT.

   I'm kinda attracted by the "awesome" part.

7. 404, this is not the web page you are looking for.

   Either this one, the 10th one, or There is no spoon.

   Yes. Star Wars is better than everything else on this list.

   This is not the page I am looking for.

8. Stuff like this is why people have trust issues.

   More trust issues are pushing on my anxiety.

9. Stop bugging us with dead links. Don't you have anything better to do?

   Honestly, this is pretty funny, and I would say the exact same thing.

10. Bowser kidnapped the page again!

    Gotta vote for the gaming references.

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Why are you staring at this screen? There's nothing. I promised you nothing.

12. ?

    We interrupt this page to give you a 404.

The Contenders

13. Error 404 occurred. But hey, it's better than rule 34, isn't it?

    I like this one because it reminds you that there is much worse out there than a 404 error.

    I don't even know what Rule 34 is, but I have a funny feeling that it's bad.

    Yup. Infinitely better than that.

14. Sorry users, but this site is in another castle

    This is a Mario reference. How can no one get this? Am I the only gamer here?

    This is a reference to the endings of 1-4, 2-4, 3-4, 4-4, 5-4, 6-4, and 7-4 from Super Mario Bros.

    Mario needs to save the site from the evil 404 page!

15. Discovering Something that Doesn't Exist.........

16. Uh-oh! Page not found.

    Pretty decent, if you ask me.

17. Occurred, a 404 error has...

    

18. Hey we are sorry to say that you're going to have to give us a second to be able to go to this site, in the meantime, do you like chocolate chip cookies and french fries?

19. We're sorry, this page could not be found.

20. You Shall Not Pass!

    Gandalf, why are you still in Middle Earth?

21. Looking for something?

    Ugh! We are, that's why we landed here!

22. And this is why 404 is the worst number in the world.

    I have 404 reasons why the number 404 is terrible!

23. Oh, great! You went to a page that didn't exist!

    I don't know. I just really like this one.

24. Warning! This page is about to explode!

25. Great Job you've found our 404 page now all you need to do is GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

26. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 404!!!

27. There is no spoon.

    There is no spoon. There is one spoon. There are two spoons.

    And there is no war in Ba Sing Se.