Worst Places to Go to on a Field Trip
Now, this one is an amazing idea. I love it! Imagine going into a bathroom that's so trashy and small, with toilet paper everywhere. Sounds fun, guys.
Come with me, class! Let's go see the dirty restrooms! Wow, look at the sweaty man taking a piss!
*Gets beaten up*
Of course, this is first place! How rude, people! I'd LOVE to go here with my class!
This really happened once in kindergarten.
I'd hate this. I'd be sad and disgusted.
SeaWorld, for example... I'm joking.
Pure torture.
On the bright side, you might be in an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" starring Gordon Ramsay!
Let's go there! We can treasure hunt and look for valuable items! Wow!
Whoever finds the broken pipe with mold on it wins!
I guess this wouldn't be so bad if you are really into anything paranormal.
This is real. Teachers make this rule all the time on museum trips. Once, my special education homeroom teacher took the class to Adventure Aquarium in Camden, NJ, and we went to the gift shop. She told us that we were not allowed to buy anything there.
We went to Krogers for a field trip once, and all we did was look around!
Then what's the point of the store?
Teacher: Class, looks like we have a field trip! Kids: Yay! The bus drives there. Teacher: Congrats, we made it just there. So, who calls dibs on swimming in that hot, dangerous molten lava? A student: I am the most disliked student. I wanted to just so I can end myself. I called dibs.
Not if it's the one in front of the Mirage hotel in Vegas. That would be awesome!
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That would be bad for Apple Inc. fans.
There was an episode of The Simpsons where the 4th graders all go on a field trip to the boring box factory.
Boring and pointless.
Also pointless and a waste of time.
Teacher: Okay, class, let's all go to a Trump Rally! 75.1% of the class: NO! 25.4% of the class: YES!
Ah, Somalia, a playground for kids carrying AK-47s! Also, please give aid.
This would be way better if the class actually got on a plane to go somewhere cool, such as LA, NYC, San Francisco, Orlando, or Vegas.
Let's take a field trip to the bus! All aboard the bus! Okay, you can leave now!
Watching your bully getting sentenced in the courtroom. Laughing at them through the bars of their cell.
Ha ha, Miranda rights. You learned not to litter, Jimmy. Field trip rules.
It is the worst field trip because you are not a baby anymore.