Worst Places to Go to on a Field Trip

1. A Gas Station Bathroom

   Now, this one is an amazing idea. I love it! Imagine going into a bathroom that's so trashy and small, with toilet paper everywhere. Sounds fun, guys.

   Come with me, class! Let's go see the dirty restrooms! Wow, look at the sweaty man taking a piss!

   *Gets beaten up*

   Of course, this is first place! How rude, people! I'd LOVE to go here with my class!

2. A zoo where all the animals are dead

   This really happened once in kindergarten.

   I'd hate this. I'd be sad and disgusted.

   SeaWorld, for example... I'm joking.

3. A ceremony where all your least favorite teachers and the bullies get awards

   Pure torture.

4. A restaurant that serves moldy food

   On the bright side, you might be in an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" starring Gordon Ramsay!

5. A dump

   Let's go there! We can treasure hunt and look for valuable items! Wow!

   Whoever finds the broken pipe with mold on it wins!

6. A house that is said to be haunted

   I guess this wouldn't be so bad if you are really into anything paranormal.

7. The middle of nowhere where you have to stand four 4 hours without talking

8. A store where you can't actually buy anything

   This is real. Teachers make this rule all the time on museum trips. Once, my special education homeroom teacher took the class to Adventure Aquarium in Camden, NJ, and we went to the gift shop. She told us that we were not allowed to buy anything there.

   We went to Krogers for a field trip once, and all we did was look around!

   Then what's the point of the store?

9. A volcano

   Teacher: Class, looks like we have a field trip! Kids: Yay! The bus drives there. Teacher: Congrats, we made it just there. So, who calls dibs on swimming in that hot, dangerous molten lava? A student: I am the most disliked student. I wanted to just so I can end myself. I called dibs.

   Not if it's the one in front of the Mirage hotel in Vegas. That would be awesome!

10. A deserted island

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Samsung headquarters

    That would be bad for Apple Inc. fans.

12. ?

    Box factory

    There was an episode of The Simpsons where the 4th graders all go on a field trip to the boring box factory.

The Contenders

13. Justin Bieber concert

14. A laundromat

    Boring and pointless.

15. A stripper joint

16. A car wash where the school bus gets washed

    Also pointless and a waste of time.

17. A Trump Rally

    

    Teacher: Okay, class, let's all go to a Trump Rally! 75.1% of the class: NO! 25.4% of the class: YES!

18. A war zone

    Ah, Somalia, a playground for kids carrying AK-47s! Also, please give aid.

19. A Graveyard

20. An Airport

    This would be way better if the class actually got on a plane to go somewhere cool, such as LA, NYC, San Francisco, Orlando, or Vegas.

21. A school bus

    Let's take a field trip to the bus! All aboard the bus! Okay, you can leave now!

22. Jail

    Watching your bully getting sentenced in the courtroom. Laughing at them through the bars of their cell.

    Ha ha, Miranda rights. You learned not to litter, Jimmy. Field trip rules.

23. A Funeral

24. Baby play area

    It is the worst field trip because you are not a baby anymore.

25. KFC

26. Abandoned school

27. Adult Movie Theaters