Top Ten Types of Poo

The Top Ten
1 Diarrhea

To the person recommending a doctor: Only if it lasts for over 24 hrs. Once I had diarrhea for only 5-6 hrs at a time I recovered without needing a doctor visit.

You should see a doctor if your poop is like this.

2 The Rock

My butt was torn apart

Dwayne Johnson

3 Sausage Plops

Sausage plops! This is the craziest list in history. I just can't stop laughing.

Old English pork snags fat as

4 Bloody Poo

This list makes me want to vomit.

5 Dog Poo
6 Manure

Recommended for the manure bucket challenge

7 Yellow Baby Poo

Once I pooped yellow and I'm not even a baby like what

8 Poo with Bits of Food in It

This list is disgusting

9 Dried Out Poo
10 Cow Pat
The Contenders
11 Poopsicles

Black babies are better poo

12 Mondo Dooks
13 Pellets

Small but somehow it hurt

14 Cloggers

The toilet got depressed

15 Splashers

So big that water got everywhere

16 Fire Poo

After eating spicy stuff this happens

17 Mush

Not great and takes years to clean up

18 Pickle Ploppers

What a hilarious list, I must add another glorious item to this masterpiece.

19 Rabbit Poo
20 Pig Poo
21 Projectile Diarrhea
22 Toddler Poo
23 Green Poo
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