Top Ten Unrelated Words That Sound All-Too Similar

These words have nothing to do with each other - and accidentally replacing one with the other could end in tragedy! Here's some of the finest examples of the English language gone awry! All plays on words are punintentional.

The Top Ten Unrelated Words That Sound All-Too Similar

1 Tourist and Terrorist

Yes I was in the car once and the driver commented another vehicle probably had tourists and thought jeez you sound rather paranoid

I sure hope not! - ThatStrangeKid42

2 Horror and Whore

I like horror movies and I've learned that you have to enunciate very clearly when telling people that or they get the completely wrong idea. - HenchmanNo2

This used to get me very easily.

I guess I'm not the only one :D

3 Marinara and Marijuana

Cover that spaghetti with some Mary Jane. - ThatStrangeKid42

They are both pretty good things - ryanrimmel

4 Tattoo and Taboo

This was true, like, twenty years ago... - ThatStrangeKid42

5 Maneuver and Manure

I don't have a decent comment for this one. - ThatStrangeKid42

6 Penal and Penile

Not sure which type of colony I'd be more afraid of. - HenchmanNo2

Oh jeez, that sounds painful. - ThatStrangeKid42

7 Human and Humid

I mean, well, 70% of the human body is water. Maybe this makes sense...? - ThatStrangeKid42

8 Luigi and Ouija

Luiji's Haunted Mansion? No big deal. Luigi is merely from a game that you play for fun... Both are featured in the most boring movies ever to exist. - ThatStrangeKid42

9 Bride and Bribe

Bribe the police officer by offering marriage. Totally won't end in a regret-charged divorce. - ThatStrangeKid42

10 Balloon and Bologna

At least balloon is spelled how it sounds. I don't even know if I spelled it right though... - ThatStrangeKid42

The Contenders

11 Sheep, Ship and S***

Why? Like, seriously, why?

12 Crab and Crap

I go to joes crap shack...
that is appropriate because if you have ever been there it is crap

13 Mnemonic and Pneumonic

The spellings save the day despite how weird they are. - Cesium

14 Decaffeinate and Decapitate
15 Cereal and Serial
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