Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Stuffed Into an Animatronic Suit
The Top Ten
1 Get a gun
Don't mess with me now!
2 Run! Away!
3 Hide
They'll never find me under the tables.
4 Wear a costume
They'll never know that your really a human.
5 Don't run out of power
If you do, you better be ready, for Freddy...
6 Conserve power
7 Get a weapon
8 Build barricades
9 Get a chainsaw
10 Pray to god
The Contenders
11 Don't apply for a stupid night guard job at a pizzeria in the first place
Amen, brother
12 Bring a grenade
13 Bring a Gatling gun
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