Top Ten Ways to Be an Old Fashioned Crook

Being a crook was never easy back then, you had to be very comical and be very weak.

The Top Ten

1 Tie a Lady to the Railroad

Yup, it's a big cliche.

2 Have a Mustache to Twirl

Great way to occupy time and obviously show your evil.

3 Wear Fashionable Clothing

You want to at least look presentable as you brutally kill your victim.

4 Laugh Everywhere You Go

Laughing won't give you away.

5 Be Armed with a Terrible Weapon or Not Be Armed at All

Villains from the 40s always have to have the worst weapons imaginable, like a tiny pistol.

6 Have a Rivalry with a Hero

Because having rivalries with people who can easily beat you is a perfect idea.

7 Speak with an Accent

Almost all old timey villains have a French,Italian or maybe even a German accent for some reason.

8 Kidnap the Love Interest of the Hero

Won't bother him or her at all.

9 Be Wealthy

Wealthy douches defeats are more satisfying so make sure you got cash money.

10 Wear Black

To blend in with the dark even though you work in the daylight.

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