Top Ten Ways to Be an Old Fashioned Crook

DapperPickle
Being a crook was never easy back then, you had to be very comical and be very weak.

The Top Ten

1 Tie a Lady to the Railroad V 2 Comments
2 Have a Mustache to Twirl

Great way to occupy time and obviously show your evil. - DapperPickle

3 Wear Fashionable Clothing

You want to at least look presentable as you brutally kill your victim. - DapperPickle

4 Laugh Everywhere You Go V 1 Comment
5 Be Armed with a Terrible Weapon or Not Be Armed at All

Villains from the 40s always have to have the worst weapons imaginable, like a tiny pistol. - DapperPickle

6 Have a Rivalry with a Hero

Because having rivalries with people who can easily beat you is a perfect idea. - DapperPickle

7 Speak with an Accent

Almost all old timey villains have a French,Italian or maybe even a German accent for some reason. - DapperPickle

8 Kidnap the Love Interest of the Hero V 1 Comment
9 Be Wealthy

Wealthy douches defeats are more satisfying so make sure you got cash money. - DapperPickle

10 Wear Black

To blend in with the dark even though you work in the daylight. - DapperPickle

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLACK... - TwilightKitsune

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