Ways to Ruin Asuka Langley Soryu's Life

Here, you can submit ways on how to ruin Asuka from Evangelion's life, from hurting her, to taking something/someone away from her.

The Top Ten

1 Pull on her hair

We can whip her hair back and forth. Also tie it with Hikari's hair or Shinji's hair or something. - Pinkarray


2 Take away her stuff
3 Burn her college degree
4 Banish her
5 Beat her up
6 Put gum in her hair
7 Slam her head into food
8 Push her

Just push her into stuff, to the ground or push her into mud - Pinkarray

9 Make her homeless
10 Take hikari away from her

Lower taxes, reduce military spending, and nationalize healthcare and the housing market! We can make America great again! Also, legalize weed.

She doesn't need her. Hikari's just there anyway. - Pinkarray

The Newcomers

? Send her to Camp Crystal Lake

Jason will be waiting for her. - Kiyomi

The Contenders

11 Ship her with Harambe in a zoo

You may kiss the bride.

And I now pronounce, dead idiot and dead meme.
You may kiss the bride.

12 Shave her hair

(laughing out loud)

13 Tell her that Shinji is much better
14 Show her this list

And then, turn TTT against her.

15 Break her stuff

Yeah, break her comb and other stuff! - Pinkarray

16 Body-slam her
17 Slap her
18 Throw food at her

Like that pizza she and Hikari ate in episode 12. Or what about the noodles, too. - Pinkarray

19 Remind her of her childhood

That's going to be hilarious

20 Stab her
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