Top Ten Weirdest Things to Yell On the Morning School Bus


The Top Ten

1 Uh Oh! Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is! Huh? Anybody?

Every Wednesday, this one kid in class just asks the teacher this really loud at the top of his lungs. He got sent to the principals office

April Fool's Day. It's pretty obvious, man.

Random kid: HUMP DAY!
Me: Seriously? Just seriously. - RiverClanRocks

Hahaaahaha that's hilarious, man. - Lordvader3500

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2 I am a vegetable!

Ahh, throw it out the window, I'm alergic to vegetables!

3 Photosynthesis! Photosynthesis!

In third grade we learned about that, and we would stand in the sunlight and stand something like a tree and say " Photosynthesis, photosynthesis! We sometimes do that still just to get a laugh. - funnyuser

That's the word I was looking for! Thanks, bro! - PositronWildhawk

That's just weird!

Uh... not funny. Sorry.

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4 I believe I can fly! Before I hit the ground and die!

This really annoys me, and that's when people aren't even disturbing my commute!


5 Who are you people!

Dunno. Ask them!

6 I'm horny!

Sadly, this isn't weird it's normal. I hear it on the bus everyday (5 days a week. ) Why can't they be mature?

Why, just why, would you say this on a bus?

7 Ooh child!
8 Hello my african violet!
9 This is Sparta!

I hear that a lot


10 Allahu Akbar!

Some kid did that once. Everyone of my friends looked at me expecting me to say it too cause I joke around like that - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Dude, you're gonna get done for racism if you don't watch out!

A Friend of mine in a nutshell - RobloxBFDIPoke223

Te best thing I say but you'll probably get arrested though

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The Contenders

11 Oh Bob Saget!

The little kids Wouldn't know who Bob Saget is. - funnyuser

12 All hail Satan!
13 Welcome to your doom

Sometimes the bus ride IS doom!

Pretty much. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

14 America!
15 Why isn't the bus transforming?

Ha! When I first saw this cartoon I thought why don't we have the Yellow School Bus. Remember where some of your ancestors came from.

I did this once and it was hilarious. Somebody please get this reference. - Discord


16 I Love Justin Bieber!

Justin Biber's an idiot, who would live him?

Is it too late now to say sorry?
because I'm missin more than just your body ohh ohh ohh
Is it too late now to say sorry?
because I know oh oh that I let you down,
Is it too late to say sorry now?

17 Sparkle Hunting!
18 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
19 Bhutan!

What is weird about a country - RobloxBFDIPoke223

20 Banzai!

I said that one time running from the bus isle and to my house before - SirSkeletorThe3rd

21 Fus Ro Dah!

Some little kid annoyed me so much that I threw my book at him and yelled "FUS RO DAH! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

22 Damn it Carlos!

Someone said that before on the bus - SirSkeletorThe3rd

23 And His Name is John Cena
24 You touch my tra la la

Very weird song

25 Your bus will explode in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Boom!!


26 Periodic Table

There's this periodic table song that middle schoolers used to sing on my bus before I moved schools - Lunala

27 Somebody Toucha My Spaghet Somebody Toucha My Spaghet
29 Some Kid Said It
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1. Uh Oh! Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is! Huh? Anybody?
2. I am a vegetable!
3. I believe I can fly! Before I hit the ground and die!


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