Worst Steven Universe Ships

DubstepLover
all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods

The Top Ten

1 Pearlidot

This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't understand this ship...

Oh god. just stop. STOP IT - DubstepLover

Pearlmethyst for the win - SilverstreamSucks

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2 Amedot

Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amedot fans have proved how bad this ship is. - MarinetteNoir

Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible

€śAmethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible”
Uh do you ignore or somehow miss the time when peridot annoyed lapis when they & Connie took over while the crystal gems left? And by the way, last time it was shown peridot wasn’t comfortable saying her true feelings to her because she didn’t want to upset her. Yet we never saw that with amethyst. I don’t hate lapidot just saying it’s far from a perfect couple expcally in your opinion. Also, all relationships have those moments where one gets annoyed by the other. Are ruby & sapphire not good for each other because ruby was annoyed with sapphire when pearl lied to them?

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3 Gregarnet

This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship

Any ship with garnet is wrong. - ezylemon

I ship UncleGrandpa X Rose and so should you - SilverstreamSucks

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4 Stevonnie Stevonnie Stevonnie is a fictional character from the 2013 animated series Steven Universe. They are a human/gem hybrid fusion of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran.

What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together

I think they're sweet together!

Why in the hell is this on this list?

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5 Jasmethyst

Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other

There is nothing good about this ship

EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Honestly, Pearl x Yellow Diamond is a better ship than this - SilverstreamSucks

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6 Rojenny

I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.

Wait, this ship is exists? - SilverstreamSucks

Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

7 Lasper

Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl

What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)

This is canonically abusive, I seriously don't understand why some people still ship it, it's nasty

Seriously? Lapis and Jasper abused each other! Why would someone ship them? Normally I accept opinions, but this ship is just wrong.

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8 Lapidot

Lol. This is like the best ship on the whole show. Whoever hates this ship must not know what a healthy relationship is. - Stevenuniversefangirl

OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.

This ship is the cutest one on the whole show. Most people like, so it's definitely not bad. Plus, they suit each other quite niceley. Maybe you hate them because they are loved by so many and you know they will become canon, you large caps person.

When I see these two, I think of them as sisters, both laughing at the others jokes, wiping their tears, etc. And to think of them as a RELATIONSHIP is very hard for me to accept.

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9 SourCreamCluster

The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.

Sour Cream + The Cluster

I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae

This ship is almost as good as UncleGrandpa x Rose - SilverstreamSucks

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10 Sappryman

We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness

This is stupid.

Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW

lol - SilverstreamSucks

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The Contenders

11 Amedalia

Stop this madness - DubstepLover

Who are the 2 people being shipped here?

HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl

She drew about 1000000000000000000000000000 paintings of her, so I guess she liked Amethyst...? - SilverstreamSucks

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12 Jamiars

I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.

No.

Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl

WHY DO I SHIP IT? OH, YELLOWTAIL IS CREEPY

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13 Pearlvon

Pearl and Steven? WWW!

Pearlmethyst for the win - SilverstreamSucks

Pearl is like Steven’s mom. What the hell!?

14 Sapphopal

Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.

Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS MAKES NO SENSE - TheAlbinoWolf

The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.

15 Jenkiki

Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...

You guys are weird

Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

Um, this is incest. And what’s creepier is that they’re sisters... - SilverstreamSucks

16 Gredalia

She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Honestly, the next ship is going to be Pizza Steven X Pearl - SilverstreamSucks

17 Nanefukiki

Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!

Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl

WHAT?! Incest again? And Grandma x Granddaughter? What the! - SilverstreamSucks

18 AlexanKofi

Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

What - SilverstreamSucks

19 Dougidot

Doug + Peridot

Who’s Doug? I forgot... - SilverstreamSucks

20 Gearl

I actually like this one.

21 Yellowchu

Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10

22 Nanefuaster

Haha this one made me laugh so hard

Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl

No guys, Nane x UncleGrandpa - SilverstreamSucks

THIS SHIP IS CANON! JK IT IS SO HILARIOUS

23 Lionphire

Who ships this? And whoever does, are in a mental hospital? - SilverstreamSucks

Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl

what?

Are you in* - SilverstreamSucks

24 RainbowBluePearl

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

How? LOL.

what - TheAlbinoWolf

25 AmeBlueDiamond

Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

26 Rubidot

Ruby would never leave Sapphire!

I ship them as friends.

Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl

27 Amedonyx

Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!

Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.

28 NanefuaYellowDiamond

Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena

Are you Kidding me?

Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

lol - SilverstreamSucks

29 Rubydonyx

Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?

Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl

lol - SilverstreamSucks

30 Pearlion

This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...

Oh come on, Pizza Steve x Pearl is better than this! - SilverstreamSucks

Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

31 Sourpeedle

Centipeedle + Sour Cream

32 BuckCentipeetle
33 BabySourCreamNanaFaud

Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now

34 BluePearlthyst

Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.

Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

35 MartRose

Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl

Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.

Okay then... - SilverstreamSucks

36 Barbaldo

Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl

This is...WRONG.

WHAT - SilverstreamSucks

37 Stenny

Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.

Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

Yeah, no. - SilverstreamSucks

38 KiLapis

Does Lapis even know Kiki?

Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

These ships are terrible - SilverstreamSucks

39 Steventail

This is gross.

Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl

Yellowtail is basically 60. And you’re telling me this 14 year old wants yo date him? What the? - SilverstreamSucks

40 RainbowBlueDiamond

I don't understand this madness at all!

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

Lol

Wow - SilverstreamSucks

41 Priyankarty

Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?

Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl

42 Jamifua

Barf.

Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl

43 Fryasper

LMFAO

Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl

44 BluePearlonaldo

They never met.

Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

Society has hit a new low - SilverstreamSucks

45 BlueDiamondonaldo

Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

Oh God - SilverstreamSucks

46 Buckonaldo

Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

GAY.

47 Jasperion

Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

Haha yuck.

48 Buckonnie

Buck's a little old for Connie...

Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl

49 Sugofi

Haha

Kofi Pizza + Sugilite - Stevenuniversefangirl

50 Garnapis

Garnet is already a couple...

Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl

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