Worst Steven Universe Ships

DubstepLover
all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods

The Top Ten

1 Pearlidot

This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't understand this ship...

Oh god. just stop. STOP IT - DubstepLover

no thanks

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2 Amedot

Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amedot fans have proved how bad this ship is. - MarinetteNoir

Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible

I don't get why people love this ship so much, the show is clearly pushing Lapidot.

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3 Gregarnet

This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship

Any ship with garnet is wrong. - ezylemon

MESSED UP! EVEN IF GARNET WAS ONE GEM THIS WOULD BE MESSED UP - Thanosgreninja

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4 Stevonnie Stevonnie Stevonnie is a fictional character from the 2013 animated series Steven Universe. They are a human/gem hybrid fusion of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran.

What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together

I think they're sweet together!

I bet this gets hate because they are kids. Guess what!? Kids have feelings too - Thanosgreninja

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5 Jasmethyst

Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other

EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl

There is nothing good about this ship

This is stupid - BreakFastBeast2005

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6 Rojenny

I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.

Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

7 Lasper

Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl

What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)

Seriously? Lapis and Jasper abused each other! Why would someone ship them? Normally I accept opinions, but this ship is just wrong.

I think this should be #2. It’s way worse than amedot. Think about it, worst thing about amedot is it’s just friendship. This however, is just an abusive relationship on both sides. Do. Not. Want.

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8 Lapidot

Lol. This is like the best ship on the whole show. Whoever hates this ship must not know what a healthy relationship is. - Stevenuniversefangirl

OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.

This ship is the cutest one on the whole show. Most people like, so it's definitely not bad. Plus, they suit each other quite niceley. Maybe you hate them because they are loved by so many and you know they will become canon, you large caps person.

When I see these two, I think of them as sisters, both laughing at the others jokes, wiping their tears, etc. And to think of them as a RELATIONSHIP is very hard for me to accept.

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9 SourCreamCluster

The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.

Sour Cream + The Cluster

I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae

Its time to stop!

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10 Sappryman

We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness

This is stupid.

Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW

Eww. No! - LapisBob

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The Contenders

11 Amedalia

Stop this madness - DubstepLover

Who are the 2 people being shipped here?

HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I like their Friendship but nah,i don't ship it - cassiabez

12 Jamiars

I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.

No.

Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl

WHY DO I SHIP IT? OH, YELLOWTAIL IS CREEPY

13 Pearlvon

Pearl and Steven? WWW!

Pearl is like Steven’s mom. What the hell!?

14 Sapphopal

Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.

Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS MAKES NO SENSE - TheAlbinoWolf

The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.

15 Jenkiki

Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...

You guys are weird

Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

16 Gredalia

She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl

17 Nanefukiki

Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!

Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl

18 AlexanKofi

Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

19 Dougidot

Doug + Peridot

20 Gearl

I actually like this one.

21 Yellowchu

Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10

22 Nanefuaster

Haha this one made me laugh so hard

Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS SHIP IS CANON! JK IT IS SO HILARIOUS

23 Lionphire

Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl

what?

24 RainbowBluePearl

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

How? LOL.

what - TheAlbinoWolf

25 AmeBlueDiamond

Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

26 Rubidot

Ruby would never leave Sapphire!

I ship them as friends.

Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl

27 Buckonaldo

Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

GAY.

28 Garnapis

Garnet is already a couple...

Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl

29 Amedonyx

Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!

Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.

30 NanefuaYellowDiamond

Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena

Are you Kidding me?

Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

31 Rubydonyx

Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?

Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl

32 Pearlion

This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...

Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

33 Sourpeedle

Centipeedle + Sour Cream

34 BuckCentipeetle
35 BabySourCreamNanaFaud

Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now

36 BluePearlthyst

Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.

Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

37 MartRose

Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl

Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.

38 Barbaldo

Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl

This is...WRONG.

39 Stenny

Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.

Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

40 KiLapis

Does Lapis even know Kiki?

Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

41 Steventail

This is gross.

Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl

42 RainbowBlueDiamond

I don't understand this madness at all!

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

Lol

43 Priyankarty

Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?

Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl

44 Jamifua

Barf.

Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl

45 Fryasper

LMFAO

Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl

46 BluePearlonaldo

They never met.

Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

47 BlueDiamondonaldo

Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

48 Jasperion

Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

Haha yuck.

49 Buckonnie

Buck's a little old for Connie...

Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl

50 Sugofi

Haha

Kofi Pizza + Sugilite - Stevenuniversefangirl

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