Worst Steven Universe Ships

all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods

The Top Ten

1 Pearlidot

I don't understand this ship because I don't see a connection with pearls big sister like personality, and peridots umm peridot-ness getting along and they would just drive each other insane.

This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't understand this ship...

Why is this a ship?

2 Amedot

This ship was dead before it even was born. Not going all ship warry but Pearlmytheyst is obviously better. They balance each out. In my opinion Peridot tries to hard to get Amethyst attention. But for Lapis she doesn't care. They live Together. ( lived). I think Amedot was like a Elementary school ( or Primary, depends. ) crush.

Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't get why people love this ship so much, the show is clearly pushing Lapidot.

Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible

3 Gregarnet

This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl

First of all, Garnet is already a couple, and any ship with Garnet is bad. Secondly, eww. Whoever came up with this needs mental help.

Oh my god what is this - BreakFastBeast2005

Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship

4 Stevonnie Stevonnie is a fictional character from the 2013 animated series Steven Universe. They are a human/gem hybrid fusion of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran.

What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't know. I don't mind them, but I feel like their relationship was a bit forced. It would've been nice to get some sort of friendship development arc between the two, before venturing into love interest things.

I bet this gets hate because they are kids. Guess what!? Kids have feelings too - Thanosgreninja

I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together

5 Jasmethyst

EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other

There is nothing good about this ship

Plus it makes no sense. Plus Amethyst called Jasper sister in one episode. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

This is stupid - BreakFastBeast2005

6 Rojenny

I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.

Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

7 Lasper

Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl

This ship is awful. Jasper and Lapis we're both terrible to each other. Jasper did it because she sucks, and Lapis did it to cope with the torture and abuse she's dealt with. Definitely my least favorite ship.

Guys, Jasper is the abuse victim, not lapis. lapis took out all her anger on her when they were fused into malachite, and jasper ENJOYED it and wanted to fuse AGAIN. LAPIS LITERALLY STATES THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WASN'T HEALTHY. WHY IS THIS A SHIP? - PanicAtTheHurricane

What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)

8 Lapidot

To be honest, don't hate but I just don't see it. I see them as friends

Lol. This is like the best ship on the whole show. Whoever hates this ship must not know what a healthy relationship is. - Stevenuniversefangirl

OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.

This ship is the cutest one on the whole show. Most people like, so it's definitely not bad. Plus, they suit each other quite niceley. Maybe you hate them because they are loved by so many and you know they will become canon, you large caps person.

9 SourCreamCluster

The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.

Sour Cream + The Cluster

I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae

Its time to stop!

10 Sappryman

We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness

This is stupid.

Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW

STOP

The Newcomers

? LarsSteven
? PinkDiamondRoseQuartz

The Contenders

11 Amedalia

Stop this madness - DubstepLover

Who are the 2 people being shipped here?

HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I like their Friendship but nah,i don't ship it - cassiabez

12 Pearlvon

This is pedophilia, same with Pearl x Connie. This is demented and the creator of the ship needs to go to prison.

Pearl and Steven? WWW!

Pearl is like Steven’s mom. What the hell!?

I once saw a Steven x Pearl smut... I A M S C A R R E D F O R L I F E - blupearljasper

13 Gearl

I actually like this one.

Who is being shipped?

14 Jamiars

I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.

No.

Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl

WHY DO I SHIP IT? OH, YELLOWTAIL IS CREEPY

15 Nanefukiki

Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!

Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl

what

*BLASTS SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

16 Sapphopal

Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.

Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS MAKES NO SENSE - TheAlbinoWolf

The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.

17 Jenkiki

Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...

You guys are weird

Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

18 AlexanKofi

Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

What the actual f-

19 Gredalia

She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl

20 KiLapis

Does Lapis even know Kiki?

Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

21 Dougidot

Doug + Peridot

22 Yellowchu

Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10

23 Nanefuaster

Haha this one made me laugh so hard

Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS SHIP IS CANON! JK IT IS SO HILARIOUS

24 Lionphire

Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl

what?

25 RainbowBluePearl

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

How? LOL.

what - TheAlbinoWolf

26 AmeBlueDiamond

Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

27 Rubidot

Ruby would never leave Sapphire!

Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl

28 BlueDiamondonaldo

Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

I’m fairly sure no one actually ships this but I’m voting this one as worst because Blue Diamond is amazing and Ronaldo is terrible.

29 Buckonaldo

Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

30 Garnapis

Garnet is already a couple...

Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl

31 Amedonyx

Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!

Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.

32 NanefuaYellowDiamond

Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena

Are you Kidding me?

Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

33 Rubydonyx

Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?

Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl

34 Pearlion

This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...

Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

35 SourPearlCream

Pearl + Sour Cream

They Look Like Same Size, Hair Color or Somewhatever.

I ship it

36 Sourpeedle

Centipeedle + Sour Cream

37 BuckCentipeetle
38 BabySourCreamNanaFaud

Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now

39 BluePearlthyst

Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.

Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

40 MartRose

Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl

Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.

41 Barbaldo

Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl

This is...WRONG.

42 Stenny

Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.

Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

43 Steventail

This is gross.

Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl

44 RainbowBlueDiamond

I don't understand this madness at all!

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

45 Priyankarty

Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?

Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl

46 Jamifua

Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl

47 Fryasper

LMFAO

Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl

48 BluePearlonaldo

They never met.

Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

49 Jasperion

Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

Haha yuck.

50 Buckonnie

Buck's a little old for Connie...

Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl

It's a no from me.

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