Worst Steven Universe ShipsDubstepLover all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods
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This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it. - Stevenuniversefangirl
I don't understand this ship...
Oh god. just stop. STOP IT - DubstepLover
Pearlmethyst for the win - SilverstreamSucksV 5 Comments
Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Amedot fans have proved how bad this ship is. - MarinetteNoir
Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible
Â€śAmethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossibleâ€ť
Uh do you ignore or somehow miss the time when peridot annoyed lapis when they & Connie took over while the crystal gems left? And by the way, last time it was shown peridot wasnâ€™t comfortable saying her true feelings to her because she didnâ€™t want to upset her. Yet we never saw that with amethyst. I donâ€™t hate lapidot just saying itâ€™s far from a perfect couple expcally in your opinion. Also, all relationships have those moments where one gets annoyed by the other. Are ruby & sapphire not good for each other because ruby was annoyed with sapphire when pearl lied to them?
This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship
Any ship with garnet is wrong. - ezylemon
I ship UncleGrandpa X Rose and so should you - SilverstreamSucksV 5 Comments
What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl
I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together
I think they're sweet together!
Why in the hell is this on this list?V 7 Comments
Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other
There is nothing good about this ship
EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Honestly, Pearl x Yellow Diamond is a better ship than this - SilverstreamSucksV 2 Comments
I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.
Wait, this ship is exists? - SilverstreamSucks
Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl
What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)
This is canonically abusive, I seriously don't understand why some people still ship it, it's nasty
Seriously? Lapis and Jasper abused each other! Why would someone ship them? Normally I accept opinions, but this ship is just wrong.V 13 Comments
Lol. This is like the best ship on the whole show. Whoever hates this ship must not know what a healthy relationship is. - Stevenuniversefangirl
OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.
This ship is the cutest one on the whole show. Most people like, so it's definitely not bad. Plus, they suit each other quite niceley. Maybe you hate them because they are loved by so many and you know they will become canon, you large caps person.
When I see these two, I think of them as sisters, both laughing at the others jokes, wiping their tears, etc. And to think of them as a RELATIONSHIP is very hard for me to accept.V 19 Comments
The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.
Sour Cream + The Cluster
I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae
This ship is almost as good as UncleGrandpa x Rose - SilverstreamSucksV 2 Comments
We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness
This is stupid.
Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW
lol - SilverstreamSucksV 3 Comments
Stop this madness - DubstepLover
Who are the 2 people being shipped here?
HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl
She drew about 1000000000000000000000000000 paintings of her, so I guess she liked Amethyst...? - SilverstreamSucksV 1 Comment
I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.
Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl
WHY DO I SHIP IT? OH, YELLOWTAIL IS CREEPYV 1 Comment
Pearl and Steven? WWW!
Pearlmethyst for the win - SilverstreamSucks
Pearl is like Stevenâ€™s mom. What the hell!?
Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.
Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl
THIS MAKES NO SENSE - TheAlbinoWolf
The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.
Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...
You guys are weird
Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
Um, this is incest. And whatâ€™s creepier is that theyâ€™re sisters... - SilverstreamSucks
She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Honestly, the next ship is going to be Pizza Steven X Pearl - SilverstreamSucks
Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!
Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl
WHAT?! Incest again? And Grandma x Granddaughter? What the! - SilverstreamSucks
Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
What - SilverstreamSucks
Doug + Peridot
Whoâ€™s Doug? I forgot... - SilverstreamSucks
I actually like this one.
Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10
Haha this one made me laugh so hard
Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl
No guys, Nane x UncleGrandpa - SilverstreamSucks
THIS SHIP IS CANON! JK IT IS SO HILARIOUS
Who ships this? And whoever does, are in a mental hospital? - SilverstreamSucks
Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl
Are you in* - SilverstreamSucks
Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl
what - TheAlbinoWolf
Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl
Ruby would never leave Sapphire!
I ship them as friends.
Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl
Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!
Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl
Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.
Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena
Are you Kidding me?
Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl
lol - SilverstreamSucks
Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?
Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl
lol - SilverstreamSucks
This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...
Oh come on, Pizza Steve x Pearl is better than this! - SilverstreamSucks
Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl
Centipeedle + Sour Cream
Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now
Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.
Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl
Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl
Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.
Okay then... - SilverstreamSucks
Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl
WHAT - SilverstreamSucks
Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.
Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
Yeah, no. - SilverstreamSucks
Does Lapis even know Kiki?
Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
These ships are terrible - SilverstreamSucks
This is gross.
Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl
Yellowtail is basically 60. And youâ€™re telling me this 14 year old wants yo date him? What the? - SilverstreamSucks
I don't understand this madness at all!
Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl
Wow - SilverstreamSucks
Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?
Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl
Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl
Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl
They never met.
Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl
Society has hit a new low - SilverstreamSucks
Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl
Oh God - SilverstreamSucks
Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl
Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl
Buck's a little old for Connie...
Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl
Kofi Pizza + Sugilite - Stevenuniversefangirl
Garnet is already a couple...
Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl
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