Worst Steven Universe Ships

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all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods

The Top Ten

1 Pearlidot

Why is this a ship?

I love it

I like it, I kinda like it, I don't like it.

I don't understand this ship...

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2 Amedot

This ship was dead before it even was born. Not going all ship warry but Pearlmytheyst is obviously better. They balance each out. In my opinion Peridot tries to hard to get Amethyst attention. But for Lapis she doesn't care. They live Together. ( lived). I think Amedot was like a Elementary school ( or Primary, depends. ) crush.

I don't get why people love this ship so much, the show is clearly pushing Lapidot.

Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible

I don't like it

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3 Gregarnet

First of all, Garnet is already a couple, and any ship with Garnet is bad. Secondly, eww. Whoever came up with this needs mental help.

Oh my god what is this - BreakFastBeast2005

MESSED UP! EVEN IF GARNET WAS ONE GEM THIS WOULD BE MESSED UP - Thanosgreninja

This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl

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4 Stevonnie Stevonnie Stevonnie is a fictional character from the 2013 animated series Steven Universe. They are a human/gem hybrid fusion of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran.

I don't know. I don't mind them, but I feel like their relationship was a bit forced. It would've been nice to get some sort of friendship development arc between the two, before venturing into love interest things.

I bet this gets hate because they are kids. Guess what!? Kids have feelings too - Thanosgreninja

What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Why in the hell is this on this list?

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5 Jasmethyst

This is stupid - BreakFastBeast2005

EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other

There is nothing good about this ship

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6 Rojenny

I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.

Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

7 Lapidot

To be honest, don't hate but I just don't see it. I see them as friends

Bruh they are like sisters! I just don't see it

Best ship EVER

Pretty unhealthy

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8 Lasper

This ship is awful. Jasper and Lapis we're both terrible to each other. Jasper did it because she sucks, and Lapis did it to cope with the torture and abuse she's dealt with. Definitely my least favorite ship.

ABUSE

Guys, Jasper is the abuse victim, not lapis. lapis took out all her anger on her when they were fused into malachite, and jasper ENJOYED it and wanted to fuse AGAIN. LAPIS LITERALLY STATES THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WASN'T HEALTHY. WHY IS THIS A SHIP? - PanicAtTheHurricane

Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl

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9 SourCreamCluster

Just stop shipping everything.

I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae

The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.

Sour Cream + The Cluster

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10 Sappryman

We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness

This is stupid.

Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW

STOP

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The Contenders

11 Amedalia

I like their Friendship but nah,i don't ship it - cassiabez

Stop this madness - DubstepLover

Who are the 2 people being shipped here?

HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl

12 Pearlvon

This is pedophilia, same with Pearl x Connie. This is demented and the creator of the ship needs to go to prison.

Pearl and Steven? WWW!

Pearl is like Steven’s mom. What the hell!?

I once saw a Steven x Pearl smut... I A M S C A R R E D F O R L I F E - blupearljasper

13 Gearl

Who is being shipped?

I actually like this one.

14 Jamiars

WHY DO I SHIP IT? OH, YELLOWTAIL IS CREEPY

I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.

No.

Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl

15 Sapphopal

Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.

Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS MAKES NO SENSE - TheAlbinoWolf

The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.

16 Nanefukiki

*BLASTS SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!

Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl

17 Jenkiki

Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...

You guys are weird

Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

18 Gredalia

She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl

19 KiLapis

Does Lapis even know Kiki?

Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

20 AlexanKofi

Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

21 Dougidot

Doug + Peridot

22 Yellowchu

Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10

23 Nanefuaster

Haha this one made me laugh so hard

Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl

THIS SHIP IS CANON! JK IT IS SO HILARIOUS

24 Lionphire

Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl

what?

25 RainbowBluePearl

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

How? LOL.

what - TheAlbinoWolf

26 AmeBlueDiamond

Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

27 Rubidot

Ruby would never leave Sapphire!

I ship them as friends.

Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl

28 BlueDiamondonaldo

I’m fairly sure no one actually ships this but I’m voting this one as worst because Blue Diamond is amazing and Ronaldo is terrible.

Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

29 Buckonaldo

Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

GAY.

30 Garnapis

Garnet is already a couple...

Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl

31 Amedonyx

Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!

Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.

32 NanefuaYellowDiamond

Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena

Are you Kidding me?

Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

33 Rubydonyx

Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?

Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl

34 Pearlion

This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...

Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

35 SourPearlCream

They Look Like Same Size, Hair Color or Somewhatever.

Pearl + Sour Cream

I ship it

36 Sourpeedle

Centipeedle + Sour Cream

37 BuckCentipeetle
38 BabySourCreamNanaFaud

Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now

39 BluePearlthyst

Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.

Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

40 MartRose

Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl

Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.

41 Barbaldo

Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl

This is...WRONG.

42 Stenny

Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.

Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

43 Steventail

This is gross.

Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl

44 RainbowBlueDiamond

I don't understand this madness at all!

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

45 Priyankarty

Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?

Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl

46 Jamifua

Barf.

Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl

47 Fryasper

LMFAO

Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl

48 BluePearlonaldo

They never met.

Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

49 Jasperion

Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

Haha yuck.

50 Buckonnie

It's a no from me.

Buck's a little old for Connie...

Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl

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