Worst Steven Universe Ships

all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods

The Top Ten

1 Pearlidot

This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't understand this ship...

I like it, I kinda like it, I don't like it.

no thanks

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2 Amedot

Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amedot fans have proved how bad this ship is. - MarinetteNoir

Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible

€śthe show is clearly pushing Lapidot.”
Except it clearly isn’t. Take your biased shipping goggles off. The only ships the show pushes is stevonnie, larsadie, & the already canon rubpphire. Peridot is most likely going to end with no one in the end, same with lapis & amethyst, & others who aren’t the ones the show is actually pushing to get with someone. So stop acting all high & mighty, because your ship isn't anywhere closer to canon than this ship is. Go ahead & ship lapidot, but leave amedot shippers alone. Because I bet you have shallow reasons to love lapidot as it really isn’t developed properly & usually has ridiculous reasons why people think they will end together (at least that is how I see it).

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3 Gregarnet

This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl

Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship

Any ship with garnet is wrong. - ezylemon


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4 Stevonnie Stevonnie Stevonnie is a fictional character from the 2013 animated series Steven Universe. They are a human/gem hybrid fusion of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran.

What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I don't know. I don't mind them, but I feel like their relationship was a bit forced. It would've been nice to get some sort of friendship development arc between the two, before venturing into love interest things.

I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together

I bet this gets hate because they are kids. Guess what!? Kids have feelings too - Thanosgreninja

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5 Jasmethyst

Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other

EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl

There is nothing good about this ship

This is stupid - BreakFastBeast2005

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6 Rojenny

I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.

Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl

7 Lasper

Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl

What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)

This ship is awful. Jasper and Lapis we're both terrible to each other. Jasper did it because she sucks, and Lapis did it to cope with the torture and abuse she's dealt with. Definitely my least favorite ship.

Hate it. not meant to be

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8 Lapidot

Lol. This is like the best ship on the whole show. Whoever hates this ship must not know what a healthy relationship is. - Stevenuniversefangirl

OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.

This ship is the cutest one on the whole show. Most people like, so it's definitely not bad. Plus, they suit each other quite niceley. Maybe you hate them because they are loved by so many and you know they will become canon, you large caps person.

Pretty unhealthy

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9 SourCreamCluster

The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.

Sour Cream + The Cluster

I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae

Its time to stop!

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10 Sappryman

We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness

This is stupid.

Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW

Eww. No! - LapisBob

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The Contenders

11 Amedalia

Stop this madness - DubstepLover

Who are the 2 people being shipped here?

HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl

I like their Friendship but nah,i don't ship it - cassiabez

12 Pearlvon

Pearl and Steven? WWW!

Pearl is like Steven’s mom. What the hell!?

I once saw a Steven x Pearl smut... I A M S C A R R E D F O R L I F E - blupearljasper

13 Jamiars

I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.


Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl


14 Gearl

I actually like this one.

15 Sapphopal

Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.

Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl


The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.

16 Nanefukiki

Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!

Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl

17 Jenkiki

Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...

You guys are weird

Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

18 Gredalia

She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl

19 KiLapis

Does Lapis even know Kiki?

Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

20 AlexanKofi

Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

21 Dougidot

Doug + Peridot

22 Yellowchu

Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10

23 Nanefuaster

Haha this one made me laugh so hard

Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl


24 Lionphire

Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl


25 RainbowBluePearl

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

How? LOL.

what - TheAlbinoWolf

26 AmeBlueDiamond

Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

27 Rubidot

Ruby would never leave Sapphire!

I ship them as friends.

Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl

28 Buckonaldo

Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl


29 Garnapis

Garnet is already a couple...

Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl

30 Amedonyx

Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!

Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.

31 NanefuaYellowDiamond

Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena

Are you Kidding me?

Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl

32 Rubydonyx

Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?

Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl

33 Pearlion

This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...

Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

34 SourPearlCream

Pearl + Sour Cream

They Look Like Same Size, Hair Color or Somewhatever.

I ship it

35 Sourpeedle

Centipeedle + Sour Cream

36 BuckCentipeetle
37 BabySourCreamNanaFaud

Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now

38 BluePearlthyst

Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.

Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl

39 MartRose

Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl

Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.

40 Barbaldo

Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl

This is...WRONG.

41 Stenny

Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.

Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl

42 Steventail

This is gross.

Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl

43 RainbowBlueDiamond

I don't understand this madness at all!

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl


44 Priyankarty

Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?

Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl

45 Jamifua


Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl

46 Fryasper


Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl

47 BluePearlonaldo

They never met.

Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl

48 BlueDiamondonaldo

Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl

49 Jasperion

Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl

Haha yuck.

50 Buckonnie

Buck's a little old for Connie...

Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl

It's a no from me.

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