Worst Steven Universe ShipsDubstepLover all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods
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This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it. - Stevenuniversefangirl
I don't understand this ship...
I like it, I kinda like it, I don't like it.
no thanksV 6 Comments
Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Amedot fans have proved how bad this ship is. - MarinetteNoir
Amethyst is actually quite annoyed by peri sometimes so its impossible
Â€śthe show is clearly pushing Lapidot.â€ť
Except it clearly isnâ€™t. Take your biased shipping goggles off. The only ships the show pushes is stevonnie, larsadie, & the already canon rubpphire. Peridot is most likely going to end with no one in the end, same with lapis & amethyst, & others who arenâ€™t the ones the show is actually pushing to get with someone. So stop acting all high & mighty, because your ship isn't anywhere closer to canon than this ship is. Go ahead & ship lapidot, but leave amedot shippers alone. Because I bet you have shallow reasons to love lapidot as it really isnâ€™t developed properly & usually has ridiculous reasons why people think they will end together (at least that is how I see it).
This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship
Any ship with garnet is wrong. - ezylemon
WHY THIS IS SO STANGEV 8 Comments
What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell. - Stevenuniversefangirl
I don't know. I don't mind them, but I feel like their relationship was a bit forced. It would've been nice to get some sort of friendship development arc between the two, before venturing into love interest things.
I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together
I bet this gets hate because they are kids. Guess what!? Kids have feelings too - ThanosgreninjaV 8 Comments
Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other
EWW. Barfing in my mouth. - Stevenuniversefangirl
There is nothing good about this ship
This is stupid - BreakFastBeast2005V 2 Comments
I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.
Umm? Lol. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs. - Stevenuniversefangirl
What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)
This ship is awful. Jasper and Lapis we're both terrible to each other. Jasper did it because she sucks, and Lapis did it to cope with the torture and abuse she's dealt with. Definitely my least favorite ship.
Hate it. not meant to beV 15 Comments
Lol. This is like the best ship on the whole show. Whoever hates this ship must not know what a healthy relationship is. - Stevenuniversefangirl
OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.
This ship is the cutest one on the whole show. Most people like, so it's definitely not bad. Plus, they suit each other quite niceley. Maybe you hate them because they are loved by so many and you know they will become canon, you large caps person.
Pretty unhealthyV 20 Comments
The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.
Sour Cream + The Cluster
I wonder where half of these ships come from. - AliciaMae
Its time to stop!V 1 Comment
We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness
This is stupid.
Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW
Eww. No! - LapisBobV 2 Comments
Stop this madness - DubstepLover
Who are the 2 people being shipped here?
HAHA LOL. This is so cringy. - Stevenuniversefangirl
I like their Friendship but nah,i don't ship it - cassiabez
Pearl and Steven? WWW!
Pearl is like Stevenâ€™s mom. What the hell!?
I once saw a Steven x Pearl smut... I A M S C A R R E D F O R L I F E - blupearljasper
I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.
Jamie + Lars - Stevenuniversefangirl
WHY DO I SHIP IT? OH, YELLOWTAIL IS CREEPY
I actually like this one.
Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.
Sapphire + Opal - Stevenuniversefangirl
THIS MAKES NO SENSE - TheAlbinoWolf
The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.
Eww Grandma and Granddaughter what?!?!?!
Nanefua Pizza + Kiki Pizza ( YUCK) - Stevenuniversefangirl
Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...
You guys are weird
Jenny + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
She's married last time I checked. - Stevenuniversefangirl
Does Lapis even know Kiki?
Lapis + Kiki Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
Doug + Peridot
Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10
Haha this one made me laugh so hard
Nanefua Pizza + The Cluster - Stevenuniversefangirl
THIS SHIP IS CANON! JK IT IS SO HILARIOUS
Sapphire + Lion (ewww) - Stevenuniversefangirl
Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl
what - TheAlbinoWolf
Amethyst + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl
Ruby would never leave Sapphire!
I ship them as friends.
Ruby + Peridot - Stevenuniversefangirl
Buck Dewey + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl
Garnet is already a couple...
Garnet + Lapis - Stevenuniversefangirl
Haha Amethyst isn't even a fan of Sardonyx!
Sardonyx + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl
Amethyst doesn't even like Sardonyx.
Some of these are hilarious. The only ones I have a problem with is jaspis in canon as its toxic and anything that involves incest or a minor with an adult. Anything else is just a matter of opinion. - evena
Are you Kidding me?
Nanefua Pizza + Yellow Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl
Ruby is a part of Sardonyx... So what she's in love with herself?
Sardonyx + Ruby - Stevenuniversefangirl
This is gross. It's like, she can't have Rose anymore so she'll take the closest thing...
Pearl + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl
Pearl + Sour Cream
They Look Like Same Size, Hair Color or Somewhatever.
I ship it
Centipeedle + Sour Cream
Welcome to the bottom. this is all crackships now
Lol Blue Pearl and Amethyst never met.
Blue Pearl + Amethyst - Stevenuniversefangirl
Marty + Rose Quartz - Stevenuniversefangirl
Ewww that creep would never get someone like Rose.
Ronaldo + Barb (Sadie's Mom) - Stevenuniversefangirl
Jenny's a little old for Steven lol.
Steven + Jenny Pizza - Stevenuniversefangirl
This is gross.
Steven + Yellowtail (barf) - Stevenuniversefangirl
I don't understand this madness at all!
Rainbow Quartz + Blue Diamond - Stevenuniversefangirl
Lol. Connie's mom having an affair with Sour Cream's dad?
Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran + Marty - Stevenuniversefangirl
Nanefua Pizza + Jamie - Stevenuniversefangirl
Fryman + Jasper - Stevenuniversefangirl
They never met.
Ronaldo + Blue Pearl - Stevenuniversefangirl
Blue Diamond + Ronaldo - Stevenuniversefangirl
Jasper + Lion - Stevenuniversefangirl
Buck's a little old for Connie...
Connie + Buck Dewey - Stevenuniversefangirl
It's a no from me.
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