Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

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You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
I love this one... By far my favorite!
ha ha I laugh my ass off every time I see this episode...
This is as funny as it gets.
[Newest]HAHA! This is so funny... just GOLD!

2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him
Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs
I love this quote its so funny
[Newest]The best of them allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my Facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

4If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :D
He is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.
This is so funny lol

5It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news
I think it is by far the best quot of hurbert the pervert, its great when he says it in the episods
Best quote in the whole entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.
This guy just doesn't quit! :D

6Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.
My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!

7You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
It was funny when I saw it on T.V.
So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V. , and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert
My favorite. Did anyone notice the schoolhouse rock- reference? His face looked liked the kid when the wheel fell off his car. Its been a long time since I seen that.

8Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins
"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

9Sweet Jesus!
I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!
I think it's funny when he says sweet Jesus!

10And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
Crack me up so bad!
That stuff is funny.
That's solo funny

The Contenders

11Guess Who...
, the amount of times this gets said in carlisle is fecking brilliant! Haha Guess Who!
I know how to do the voice good

12That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris

13Get your fat ass over here
Herbert is reel funny yu know that I think that's a funny quote there similar to " get your fat space ass back here" so yea he's funny
This is the best of them all

14Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
my creepy rapist teachers name is Jesse. mye and my class finds this quote funny as hell!

15You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings.
Just the phrase, "stretch out those creamy hamstrings" is hilarious to me, it gets me every time.

16Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.
This one is hilarious
I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy

17Bring your fat space ass back here
Taylor Lopez likes big dick in his corn hole

18Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.

19Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.

20Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?
that comment is so funny

21I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.

22Did he say strap in or strap on

23Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees.

24Hi Kyle!
I nearly piss my pants every time he says it!


26Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
Nearly pissed myself laughing so hard

27I'm Lookin for a Car Thats Been Tricked Out to Be an Ice Cream Truck
Nicholas conner likes big penis

28Chris. Take your pants off.

29Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.

30Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it.

31Go on Jesse go make your peeps and poops. Mmmmmmmmm..... that's gonna make Jesse feel good.

32Now, We All Can Settle This Like Little Sexy Teenagers

33I'm one lucky sumbitch

34If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine.

35Hand Me My Paper Son or I'll Have to Use My Grabber

36It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Mmmmm...
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37Happy Valentine/s Day Chris, cupid brought you a saggy bag of treats.
I almost peed myself!

38Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.

39"Hey Chris! You mind bending over and grabbing that piece of newspaper for me?" (Chris bends down and grabs newspaper) "Hmmmmm"

40Oh-ho, we got a fighter.

41Chris, You Came!

42Come here Jessie, smell my fingers... Hmmm.. Mmmm.
Best family guy quote

43Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?

44Do you have any little boys?

45Chris.... He's a Nazi!

46Hey Chris, I got a freezer full of popsicles and some new video games in the basement

47Hey Chris, how bout you stay at my house tonight? (Chris replies okay) yay!!!

48That's a mighty full sack you're carrying

49You Shall Not Pass! (Herbert As Gandalf from Lord of the Rings In Poltergeist Episode)

50I hope you don't find the credit card, taped to my thigh.

51Mmmmm tasty

52Anybody want to see my purple heart?

53Now I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you!
Mr. herbert Star wars

54(After begging God to allow him to sniff Chris' hat and God complies) "Now I want more."


56Holy Moly we have a sexy fighter

57Ohh Sexy!

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This list was created 5 years, 125 days ago and has been voted on over 1,000 times. This top ten list has been remixed 2 times.

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