Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

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1
You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
I love this one... By far my favorite!
ha ha I laugh my ass off every time I see this episode...
This is as funny as it gets.
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2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
Mhh I sure do love popsicles, in my mouth and other places and it is so good fo
Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him
Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs
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3MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my Facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

4If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :D
He is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.

5It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news
I think it is by far the best quot of hurbert the pervert, its great when he says it in the episods
Best quote in the whole entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.
This guy just doesn't quit! :D
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6Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.
My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!

7You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
It was funny when I saw it on T.V.
So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V. , and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert
My favorite. Did anyone notice the schoolhouse rock- reference? His face looked liked the kid when the wheel fell off his car. Its been a long time since I seen that.

8Sweet Jesus!
I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!
I think it's funny when he says sweet Jesus!
Epic epic epic epic! Especially in BO2 or BF3 trolling :D Always when I was screaming "Sweet Jesus! " My friends got angry of ear-f**k :3

9Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins
"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

10And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
Crack me up so bad!
That's solo funny
I never see this on T.V. , but I want to

The Contenders

11Guess Who...
, the amount of times this gets said in carlisle is fecking brilliant! Haha Guess Who!
I know how to do the voice good

12That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris

13Get your fat ass over here
Herbert is reel funny yu know that I think that's a funny quote there similar to " get your fat space ass back here" so yea he's funny

14Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
my creepy rapist teachers name is Jesse. mye and my class finds this quote funny as hell!

15Bring your fat space ass back here
Taylor Lopez likes big dick in his corn hole
Herbert is so f@#%ing funny!

16Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.
I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy
Nicholas Conner has no Dick or vigina. Nobody knows what he is but he likes old crusty men like herbert.
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17You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings.
Just the phrase, "stretch out those creamy hamstrings" is hilarious to me, it gets me every time.

18Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.

19Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?

that comment is so funny


20Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.

21I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.

22Did he say strap in or strap on

23Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees.

24Hi Kyle!
I nearly piss my pants every time he says it!
DABEST I used this in my youtube videos! Search up themojocast

25Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
Nearly pissed myself laughing so hard

26Jackpot!

27Chris. Take your pants off.

28Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it.

29Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.

30Now, We All Can Settle This Like Little Sexy Teenagers

31I'm one lucky sumbitch

32If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine.

33Go on Jesse go make your peeps and poops. Mmmmmmmmm..... that's gonna make Jesse feel good.

34Hand Me My Paper Son or I'll Have to Use My Grabber

35I'm Lookin for a Car Thats Been Tricked Out to Be an Ice Cream Truck
Nicholas conner likes big penis

36It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Mmmmm...

37Oh-ho, we got a fighter.

38Chris, You Came!

39Come here Jessie, smell my fingers... Hmmm.. Mmmm.
Best family guy quote

40Happy Valentine/s Day Chris, cupid brought you a saggy bag of treats.

41I hope you don't find the credit card, taped to my thigh.

42Mmmmm tasty

43Anybody want to see my purple heart?

44Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?

45Do you have any little boys?

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