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1You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
4If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
5It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news
6Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.
7You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
9Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins
10And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
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12That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris
13Get your fat ass over here
14Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
15Bring your fat space ass back here
16Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
17You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings.
18Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.
19Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?
20Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.
21I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.
22Did he say strap in or strap on
23Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees.
25Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
27Chris. Take your pants off.
28Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it.
29Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.
30Now, We All Can Settle This Like Little Sexy Teenagers
31I'm one lucky sumbitch
32If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine.
33Go on Jesse go make your peeps and poops. Mmmmmmmmm..... that's gonna make Jesse feel good.
34Hand Me My Paper Son or I'll Have to Use My Grabber
35I'm Lookin for a Car Thats Been Tricked Out to Be an Ice Cream Truck
36It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Mmmmm...
37Oh-ho, we got a fighter.
38Chris, You Came!
39Come here Jessie, smell my fingers... Hmmm.. Mmmm.
40Happy Valentine/s Day Chris, cupid brought you a saggy bag of treats.
41I hope you don't find the credit card, taped to my thigh.
43Anybody want to see my purple heart?
44Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?
45Do you have any little boys?
46Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
47Now I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you!
48(After begging God to allow him to sniff Chris' hat and God complies) "Now I want more."
49"Hey Chris! You mind bending over and grabbing that piece of newspaper for me?" (Chris bends down and grabs newspaper) "Hmmmmm"
51Holy Moly we have a sexy fighter
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