Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

Best quotes from Herbert The Pervert in Family Guy. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

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You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
I love this one... By far my favorite!
ha ha I laugh my ass off every time I see this episode...
This is as funny as it gets.
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2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
Mhh I sure do love popsicles, in my mouth and other places and it is so good fo
Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him
Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs
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I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

4It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news
I think it is by far the best quot of hurbert the pervert, its great when he says it in the episods
Best quote in the whole entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.
This guy just doesn't quit! :D
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5Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.
My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!

6You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V. , and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert
My favorite. Did anyone notice the schoolhouse rock- reference? His face looked liked the kid when the wheel fell off his car. Its been a long time since I seen that.
It was funny when I saw it on T.V.

7Sweet Jesus!
I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!
I think it's funny when he says sweet Jesus!
Epic epic epic epic! Especially in BO2 or BF3 trolling :D Always when I was screaming "Sweet Jesus! " My friends got angry of ear-f**k :3

8If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :D
He is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.

9That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris

10Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
my creepy rapist teachers name is Jesse. mye and my class finds this quote funny as hell!

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11Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins

"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

12And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
Crack me up so bad!
That's solo funny

13Bring your fat space ass back here
Taylor Lopez likes big dick in his corn hole
Herbert is so f@#%ing funny!

14Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy
And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.
Nicholas Conner has no Dick or vigina. Nobody knows what he is but he likes old crusty men like herbert.
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15Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.

16Guess Who...
, the amount of times this gets said in carlisle is fecking brilliant! Haha Guess Who!
I know how to do the voice good

17Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?

that comment is so funny

18I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.

19Get your fat ass over here
Herbert is reel funny yu know that I think that's a funny quote there similar to " get your fat space ass back here" so yea he's funny

20Did he say strap in or strap on

21Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees.

22Holy moly! It must be my birthday!

23Hi Kyle!
I nearly piss my pants every time he says it!
DABEST I used this in my youtube videos! Search up themojocast

24Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.

25Now, We All Can Settle This Like Little Sexy Teenagers

26I'm one lucky sumbitch

27Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it.

28If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine.


30Go on Jesse go make your peeps and poops. Mmmmmmmmm..... that's gonna make Jesse feel good.

31Chris. Take your pants off.

32Hand Me My Paper Son or I'll Have to Use My Grabber

33I'm Lookin for a Car Thats Been Tricked Out to Be an Ice Cream Truck
Nicholas conner likes big penis

34It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Mmmmm...

35Oh-ho, we got a fighter.

36Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.

37I hope you don't find the credit card, taped to my thigh.

38Mmmmm tasty

39Anybody want to see my purple heart?

40Chris, You Came!

41You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings.

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This list was created 4 years, 117 days ago and has been voted on over 1,000 times. This top ten list has been remixed 1 times.

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