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1You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
4If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
5It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news
6Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.
7You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
8Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins
10And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
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12That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris
13Get your fat ass over here
14Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
15You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings.
16Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
17Bring your fat space ass back here
18Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.
19Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.
20Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?
21I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.
22Did he say strap in or strap on
23Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees.
25Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
27Chris. Take your pants off.
28Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.
29Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it.
30Go on Jesse go make your peeps and poops. Mmmmmmmmm..... that's gonna make Jesse feel good.
31I'm Lookin for a Car Thats Been Tricked Out to Be an Ice Cream Truck
32Now, We All Can Settle This Like Little Sexy Teenagers
33I'm one lucky sumbitch
34If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine.
35Hand Me My Paper Son or I'll Have to Use My Grabber
36It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Mmmmm...
37Happy Valentine/s Day Chris, cupid brought you a saggy bag of treats.
38"Hey Chris! You mind bending over and grabbing that piece of newspaper for me?" (Chris bends down and grabs newspaper) "Hmmmmm"
39Oh-ho, we got a fighter.
40Chris, You Came!
41Come here Jessie, smell my fingers... Hmmm.. Mmmm.
42Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?
43Do you have any little boys?
44Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
45Chris.... He's a Nazi!
46Hey Chris, I got a freezer full of popsicles and some new video games in the basement
47Hey Chris, how bout you stay at my house tonight? (Chris replies okay) yay!!!
48You Shall Not Pass! (Herbert As Gandalf from Lord of the Rings In Poltergeist Episode)
49I hope you don't find the credit card, taped to my thigh.
51Anybody want to see my purple heart?
52Now I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you!
53(After begging God to allow him to sniff Chris' hat and God complies) "Now I want more."
55Holy Moly we have a sexy fighter
56That's a mighty full sack you're carrying
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