Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

Best quotes from Herbert The Pervert in Family Guy.

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1You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
I love this one... By far my favorite!
ha ha I laugh my ass off every time I see this episode...
This is as funny as it gets.
[Newest]Wow that's crazy hilarious
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2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him
Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs
I love this quote its so funny
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3MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my Facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.
4It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news
I think it is by far the best quot of hurbert the pervert, its great when he says it in the episods
Best quote in the whole entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.
This guy just doesn't quit! :D
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5Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.
My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!
The previous comment! Haha!
6You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
It was funny when I saw it on T.V.
So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V. , and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert
My favorite. Did anyone notice the schoolhouse rock- reference? His face looked liked the kid when the wheel fell off his car. Its been a long time since I seen that.
7If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :D
He is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.
This is so funny lol
8Sweet Jesus!
I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!
I think it's funny when he says sweet Jesus!
9That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris
10Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins
"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

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11And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
Crack me up so bad!
That stuff is funny.
That's solo funny
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12Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
my creepy rapist teachers name is Jesse. mye and my class finds this quote funny as hell!
13Guess Who...
, the amount of times this gets said in carlisle is fecking brilliant! Haha Guess Who!
I know how to do the voice good
14Get your fat ass over here
Herbert is reel funny yu know that I think that's a funny quote there similar to " get your fat space ass back here" so yea he's funny
This is the best of them all
15Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.
This one is hilarious
I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy
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16Bring your fat space ass back here
Taylor Lopez likes big dick in his corn hole
17Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.
18Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?
that comment is so funny
19I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.
20Did he say strap in or strap on
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2. You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
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