Top Ten Worst Times to Propose to Her
"How could you? " You just scratch your head. "Sorry. Um... CAN YOU MARY ME? " She/he will hate you for this :D
Hmm...interesting...if this has happened to any of you, say so...
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: Well, okay... By the way, will you marry me?
Blimey, one heck of anti-romance!
*wins lottery
"Will you mar-"
"WOO! "
*does happy dance
"Oh you've just fallen 24 storeys and died. Never mind; will you marry me?..." Silence. "Is that a no, then...? "
By the way I've killed thousands- but yer still gunna marry me, right?
"He was a kind man, a loving man, so, (her name), will you marry me? "
How more stupid, creepy and obnoxious can you get?!
How unromantic... It should be#1
Either how Leonard did it in The Big Bang Theory, or just talking in your sleep. Either way, it's the worst time to propose to her.
(BAM! ) Oh, hey there! Listen, I just shot this man, but will you please... marry me?
She might say that it would be easier to do it if he didn't have a suspicious ring on his finger
"Babe, I ain't holdin' the wheel, but that ain't important. "
(down on one knee)
"Will you mar-"
CRASH!
How often does this actually happen?
"OH! OH! I JUST BEAT YOU! By the way, will you marry me?
Let's just hope you caught that bouquet
Gee, way to make it all about you two.
Works best if it's her Wedding
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I have the Black Plague."(girlfriend gasps) "But hey, you can still marry me, right? "
"I'm here with (insert name here), who experienced Hurricane Wilfurt. What do you have to say? "
"Yeah, yeah, it was a bad hurricane. By the way, (insert name here), will you marry me?
Well, on global T.V., everyone would see it. It would be especially awkward as you couldn't say "no".
W-Will y-you...m-m-arry m- OH FORGET IT I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!
Can I marry and murder you, pretty please?
Well, if she's blind, you can get away with it. But if not, prepare for a pencil in your eye.
Can I marry and murder you? Or would you like it the other way round?
"Push, baby, PUSH! Marry me, honey, MARRY ME! "