Top 10 Worst Hetalia Couples

That's just disgusting. Aside from the obvious problem of them being brothers, they are complete opposites of each other. I would even say that South Italy is jealous of North Italy. This relationship would never work out, and the incest adds a whole new level of disgusting.

Incest. And Romano's really mean to Italy. He makes him do all the work, calls him his "stupid little brother," and never makes an effort to protect Italy. I don't hate Romano, but if he isn't a good brother to Italy, why would he be any better as his lover?

First, even if they aren't biologically related, England raised America, which included changing his diapers and his bed sheets after he wet the bed. England considers himself America's brother and even has an entire comic strip dedicated to him arguing with France over who can be America's brother.

Second, their personalities don't mesh. England spends most of his time with America bitterly insulting him, while America acts in an obnoxious way that really peeves England. Their relationship just gives me immature vibes too.

This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11-year age difference! Usually, I don't care too much about age, but this is where I draw the line. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. It's not only revolting but also wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.

I honestly don't know what people see in this pairing, nor do I know anyone who ships this, or how this pairing came to be. HONESTLY.

I was better off not knowing this existed. There is such a big age gap!

They are far better as just brothers. It makes me uncomfortable to see them in a romantic or sexual relationship. It's even worse when they make Prussia the bottom.

They love each other greatly, but just as brothers. Seriously, I cannot understand how someone can see them as a pairing. To me, it feels like most people pair them up together just because they are hot.

No offense to Germancest shippers, just my opinion.

It looks terrible. Prussia bottoming? No.

An incestuous relationship. I will say, though, out of all the incest ships, this is the only one where the brothers have a relatively healthy relationship.

A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write, but still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children getting together.

They are biological brothers. Seriously!

They are confirmed to be brothers by blood. Why do people ignore the fact that this is blatant incest? Besides that, a lot of the shippers know and don't care! Just what would make you think that Norway wanting Iceland to call him big bro makes it romance?

I don't usually like incest. It makes me sick. Those who ship it need help (jk), but this incest ship makes me think otherwise. All countries in Europe came from Asia, which means any ship in Europe is basically incest (might be wrong).

Why? Why must people ship this? They have such a good sibling relationship. Why do people have to ruin it and turn it into incest? Why?

Honestly, kind of cute since Denmark went all the way over to Japan to warn him that some country was going to bomb him. I like any ship with Japan and AmeriPan is my OTP, but this doesn't stop me from supporting other ships.

How in the heck does this ship make any sense whatsoever?!

Russia (or rather Moscovia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus, they're not even related to each other (seriously, they are not biological siblings). Incest is gross, people.

Incest and horrible national relations throughout history.

It might be canon that Russia's sisters like him in THAT way, but it doesn't mean that it's right.

Incest and an adult/minor ship. Besides, I feel Liechtenstein's dependence on Switzerland is pretty unhealthy. I'd like to see her exist outside his sphere.

More like a brother-sister relationship for me, even though it's not stated that they are blood related.

Honestly, Belarus is just annoying because she thinks that since she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why?

Ha. I don't think Russia will ever grow out of his fear of Belarus. Plus, it's incest. Sure, incest doesn't matter in true love, but still!

Sorry to the fans of Russia x Belarus, but this ship needs to burn.

To be honest, just because a person has a crush on another doesn't mean it will work out. GerIta is much more developed than Prussia x Italy and offers development to both characters (Germany and Italy). I'll have to vote against this. It doesn't seem to make sense nor does it have any background behind it.

An adult/child relationship. Yuck. Do they even have any political ties? Also, I just dislike micronations.

Why can't a ship be popular without being hated? This is one of the rare near-canon ships. I think people forgot he freaking proposed. It's a really cute and fluffy ship, not a crack or incest ship like most.

I totally agree, GerIta is trash. I liked it once, but the fanbase and the rabid fangirls ruined it. GerIta is not canon and it never was.

- A GerIta hater

P.S. Germano and Itacest are better.

They only talked twice in the whole anime. The first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a sick burn on America. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most Hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously, come on guys. I don't know why people ship this. It's stupid. To be honest, I never really hated RusAme until I saw the fandom. The RusAme fandom is crazy. If you say things like "it's cute, but I don't ship it," they will threaten to kill you.

I agree that this makes little to no sense, but why does everybody hate on Seychelles?! You play as her in a Hetalia dating simulator, so wouldn't that be calling yourself a Mary-Sue? Plus, have you ever thought about what the actual citizens of the actual country Seychelles think about this? That's like telling an American that America is an annoying jerk or telling a Japanese person that Japan is an opinion-less wimp. It's a bit offensive! And wouldn't it be Seychelles x Everybody if it's a dating simulator with all the countries?

Even so, though... FrUK.

Honestly, they have never spent time together, and this just makes it pointless as a ship. There is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually met, let alone been in a relationship.

I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.

Prussia said that he would throw up if Russia ever picked him. Seriously, why do people even ship this?!

There is literally NOTHING to support this ship, and I have no idea how it came to be in the first place. Romano hasn't shown even remote interest in Germany, and the only interactions they've had were Romano openly cursing out and badmouthing Germany. Even from Germany's side, there is literally NO interest!

I'm usually pretty open to other people's opinions and ships, but this is the one Hetalia pairing I cannot stand. If you ship it, that's fine, and I'm sorry, but this ship is honestly disgusting to me.

This pairing is just bad. Here are some of my views.

1. They haven't interacted at all in the anime or manga. There was one time where Prussia said he liked maple syrup. Does liking maple syrup equal an instant pairing? Italy likes Japan's food. Does that mean they're together? (Be quiet, you ItaJap fans. Not your turn.) I just don't see it. Food doesn't mean love. Nor do condiments.
2. I don't get the whole "New Prussia" thing. Not only is it a tiny town, but how about all the other cities and states named after places in Europe? New York (formerly New Amsterdam), Paris, New Jersey, Venice - the list goes on. That doesn't mean America hooked up with all those nations and then named some of his states and cities for them, like some kind of romantic gesture. It's the same thing for tons of places throughout the Americas.

My point is, PruCan shippers should just get over the fact that they have nothing to back it up. Go ahead and ship it as a crack pairing, just don't try to bring "evidence" as weak as a tiny town known only to its inhabitants and a few Hetalia fans.

They hate each other - that's FINAL. You can't just mash being a tsundere and actually hating someone together as the same thing and romanticize this hate. It's toxic and abusive. We all know it's canon that they punch each other and wish each other the worst. For God's sake, not just saying France is bad for England, England is bad for France too.

Think about how they're feeling for being paired up together. Damn, it's unhealthy. And don't forget history - that's the most canon of all. England's worst enemy is France, and even now, France is the only country in the EU with people stating they will be glad if Brexit happens.

This is my OTP and I'm proud of it. Stop saying that England belongs to America or France, and Japan belongs to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon. When you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you. Even the post that said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake. It has been removed for a long time and there's no other proof to convince that England has a crush on America.

So please ship whatever you want, but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.

I'm not trying to offend anyone who ships AmeBel, but I just can't stand this pairing! Their personalities clash with each other, and even the countries in real life aren't on good terms.

I think the only interaction they both have is when America took care of Belarus and tried to be a brother to her. But if you read the history books, America pretty much neglected Belarus. I don't think America would like anyone who supports Russia's side, and I don't think Belarus is going to give up on Russia either.

This is just my opinion on this ship. If you respect my opinion, then I respect your ships.

Just like USUK, this pairing is not okay. Yeah, at the end of the day they're just countries, but I hate having this ship shoved in my face. Spain literally raised Romano like he was his own son. It's just disgusting that people would actually pair these two together.

It just doesn't make sense. This ship is exactly the same as USUK. Spain raised Romano. Why do people ship them? Is it because Spain proposed to marry Romano? Sorry, but that sounds really creepy. Romano doesn't deserve Spain. Definitely no.

I'm not a big fan of this ship. I've seen many fan arts and fanfics about the couple, but there is no canon interaction in the anime or manga. The only interaction they must have had was probably the Vietnam War. Additionally, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Vietnam mainly interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.

They don't have a good history together. And like it was said before, it has no development. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel.

I deeply hate this ship. Their personalities don't fit together. Also, I'm pretty sure Vietnam hates America. But I also deeply hate Vietnam.

I've never really liked this ship. It always felt completely one-sided, like Lithuania/Russia. It feels like Russia has a crush on China and China wants absolutely nothing to do with him. I've never seen any indication that China wants anything to do with him.

I hate this pairing. In my opinion, it just seems wrong. It's like, why would you ship China, who is scared of Russia, with Russia? Sure, Russia's character is a bit misunderstood, but the two just don't seem to be comfortable around each other. It would be like a stalker...