Top Ten Most Awkward Things to Scream at a Birthday Party
The Top Ten
1 I just wet my pants!
2 I'm Hitler trapped in a little kid's body!
I would definitely keep that to myself.
Oh god, that would be awkward!
3 Will the real slim shady please stand up?
4 I'm a banana!
5 Just gimme the damn cake!
6 I ate a goldfish!
7 I banged your mom last night
8 I love cannibal corpse!
9 I shove puppies up my ass!
10 I ate your turtle I'm sorry!
The Contenders
11 I soiled the cake
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