Top Ten Most Awkward Things to Scream at a Birthday Party

The Top Ten Most Awkward Things to Scream at a Birthday Party

1 I just wet my pants!
2 I'm Hitler trapped in a little kid's body!

I would definitely keep that to myself. - PositronWildhawk

Oh god, that would be awkward!

3 Will the real slim shady please stand up?
4 I'm a banana!

I yelled that at my friends birthday party and I’m just lucky that at the time only my 3 friends were there because later people I didn’t know started showing up. -Galaxy Meowth

5 Just gimme the damn cake!
6 I ate a goldfish!
7 I banged your mom last night
8 I love cannibal corpse!
9 I shove puppies up my ass!
10 I ate your turtle I'm sorry!

The Contenders

11 I soiled the cake
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