Best Simpsons Quotes

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Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door?

Homer: DOH!

Marge: Homer, when you remembered to lock the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?

Homer: DOH! DOH!

Lisa: we forgot grampa back at the gas station! what bout gramps?

DOH

The most common quote used is always the best one. A nice classic one that is repeated several times!

Replace dog with son! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Ah, Lionel Hutz. Funny and humorous great character.

Best quote by Lionel hutz ever, when I heard it I had to think about it for a second and then I just started laughing my head off hahahahah... Wait did he say son and repeatedly... Hahahahah

RIP Phil Hartman. Funniest man ever

My dad and I watch The Simpsons together all the time and this is one of our favorite quotes! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Ralph wiggum for life!

Ralph awesome!

This is only 14?! That's unpossible!

Me to homer, me to! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Hear hear!

Typical slacker moment. Haw haw!

One of my favorite quotes in simpsons history. And bravo to the simpson's, not lote of shows last for 500th episodes

I guess this has to be my favorite Simpson's quote of all time.

I have made a list of my favourite homer simpsons qoutes so look at that and I forgot to put this one in so add it in and when homer said that I never seen the episode one of the few I have missed - aido17

I guess you CAN vote twice. Awesome... I love this quite too! What if I just vote in everything? - Lina1028

This is my all-time favorite quote. I've even used it at times.

Funny as... Moe is my favourite character, because he says loads of weird and disturbing things! E. G I'm gonna getcha brain juice and use it to paint my walls! L O L

Really depressing but hilarious. - Toms_system

MOE is also my favorite. Such misery wrapped in hideous disgust.

Also love the Crustyman. Such Schamltz weaved into corny and greedy narcissism

This has gotta be one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

It's an awesome quote that is even better when you hear the inflections in his voice and see that he leaves the room, then comes back in to add, "By the way, I was being sarcastic" with total sincerity. Marge's come-back is a classic part of the quote: "Well, duh. "

When I heard this quote on T.V., I couldn't stop laughing. It is got to be my favourite quote of the Simpsons. Homer simpson you are one of the legends

Why is this 7th?!? It should be at least be second or third.

"i don't know" I die at this, every time! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Haw haw
- Nelson Muntz

I don't know... Haha, priceless

Haw haw

Honestly He's just a funny character.

Factual quote. Aging is wise and ugly.

This is sort of scary, but there is wisdom to Abe Simpsons' saying. It's about growing older, and the inevitability of loosing touch with hipness.

Funny and True : )

Willie is so funny and his accent doe. that's not what Scottish people sound like and I know cause I'm British

I’d take French if groundskeeper Willie was the teacher. - MJfan119

Hoo hoo!

One of my favorite things to say to my brother is 'I'm not saying I hate you, I just wouldn't be sad if you died.' For a few years, I was wondering were I got this from. Then I started watching The Simpson's again! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

I felt that way when my grandpa died

Haha funny because its true! we've all felt that way at some time about someone right?

Marge never felt sad when Homer's Mum died anyway. Marge can be a very rude and unsympathetic bitch!

ha ha - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

I died at this part

Holy crap! Why isint this higher this is hilarious haha

And did you? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Oh gosh wiggum

One of my Favourites, lol

The good thing about Homer is that he says what everyone's thinking! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No comment necessary. Homer speaks volumes.

A classic, enough said.

He speaks the truth

omg this had me laughing for ages - whufc

So love this quote it gives me so many laughs and I never watched the episode

This was when he was on he computer thing when lisa came in.

Classic Ralph, too funny

Hail to the Lizard Queen! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

The real Lisa Simpson is the Lizard Queen!

Long live the Lizard Queen!

I suppose Lisa Simpson will be remembered as the Lizard Queen.

It's: You choo choo choose me?

HA HA HA! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Funniest thing Homer's ever said! 🤣 - def_leppard_fan

I live in England

Ok I don't know any of you /
I've the flu
And funniest thing,...
Now - return to dying.
Nooo
It was perfect. Kid came in. Mummydearest how can I help? Oh can I help you find your wallet?

Hm... *Insert Jeopardy thinking music here* - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

It's funny because the stupidest person said it.

Funny because Flanders sucks.

Our home phone makes a sound like this when we put it on it's charger so, ever since we were little, my siblings and I always say 'Ha ha' when we put our phone back! That then evolved into a competition of who could get the best sounding impression! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

That quote should be number two after Homer's ICONIC quote.

Ha-ha!

My friends dad can do a lovely impression

I don't know why they removed this - Unnamed Google User Remade

Eat my shorts! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Iconic.

How on earth is this so low? I mean this is the second best after "'Oh! "... Come on people eat my shorts is just awesome!

Was I one of them? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

0.7% people voted for this - gemcloben

The least you could do is 2 get the quote right

So how is he still here then...*Insert jeopardy thinking music* - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Chalmers after this is so funny. "SKINNER! I hate to interrupt your advice from THE JANITOR... "

Homer logic: Superman=Jesus - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Eh, Marvel’s better anyway! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

One can only hope Homeboy. - hhutc9

I usually say that but with Maynard James Keenan - CrypticDeath666

Umm to the comments no you can just quit and get another job.
Oh wait that was the Baby Boomers when they didn't have them stupid CVs, it was easier to get a job

That's my way! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

One of thousands of cultural references that speak the truth and let you laugh at the same time. - mgenet

A surreal testimony to the third rate nation the U. S. has become.

Kills me every time - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

This is even funnier if you're a Scot and reading this (yeah, I'm Scottish) - TwilightKitsune

I feel sorry for the scottish, but it is kind of true

Nobody wrote it but I assume it's willie

Hang on a minute. Isn't this one of Matt Groening's all time favorite quotes? Shouldn't this be higher? Oh well...

I ROFL'd at this for hours! - nic1997ps3

Which episode was this?

It is the funniest Simpson line ever

HAHAAHA I love this one

Now that would be me to! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

LOL XD Homer is a legende - Snowflake1992

Homer is by far the best!

Whop, whop whop.. Nanananagaagaa.. Wabububub...

Ahh Mr. Burns... Eases the pain.

Also an accident but added to the script.

At the same time he burnt his high school diploma and started a fire.

That was a truly hilarious scene. Good job remembering that quote!

For those who don't know, he was getting his name changed.

It is awesome! Should be number 1."

classic

This has to be one of the most funniest things I have ever heard in a long time. Honestly I was rolling around with tears in my eyes. Thank you "SKINNER"

Which ball sack, Mr. Skinner? - SwagFlicks

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