Best Simpsons Quotes

The most common quote used is always the best one. A nice classic one that is repeated several times!

when I die these are going to be my last words - westofohio

Whenever I get unlucky or (I hope very long in the future) die I'll always say this is that clear

Everyone knows what "d'oh" is from. It still blows my mind just a bit how I can run up to someone and shout this, and instantly Homer will enter their mind.

Best quote by Lionel hutz ever, when I heard it I had to think about it for a second and then I just started laughing my head off hahahahah... Wait did he say son and repeatedly... Hahahahah

RIP Phil Hartman. Funniest man ever

Thats Hilarious Mess up but Vary Hilarious I Found MY Status For Today lol(

Poor Phil... why did he get shot :( Lionel Hutz is so funny

One of my favorite quotes in simpsons history. And bravo to the simpson's, not lote of shows last for 500th episodes

I just think it's a funny line, reminds me of what my biker friend used to say, all I need is a cold beer and a fat broad!

Ralph is my favorite character! This just proves that Ralph is a brilliant character. He's so dumb and is so greatly strange.

This should definitely be in the top 10. This is a great and funny quote. The fact this quote is 14 is an outrage.

Ralph may be dumb, but he's supposed to be in a funny way. That's unpossible for him to be smart!

Truly a sad quote, but gosh, you can't hate that innocent tone.

I guess this has to be my favorite Simpson's quote of all time.

I have made a list of my favourite homer simpsons qoutes so look at that and I forgot to put this one in so add it in and when homer said that I never seen the episode one of the few I have missed - aido17

I guess you CAN vote twice. Awesome... I love this quite too! What if I just vote in everything? - Lina1028

This is by far the best quote EVER

Funny as... Moe is my favourite character, because he says loads of weird and disturbing things! E. G I'm gonna getcha brain juice and use it to paint my walls! L O L

Really depressing but hilarious. - Toms_system

MOE is also my favorite. Such misery wrapped in hideous disgust.

Also love the Crustyman. Such Schamltz weaved into corny and greedy narcissism

It's an awesome quote that is even better when you hear the inflections in his voice and see that he leaves the room, then comes back in to add, "By the way, I was being sarcastic" with total sincerity. Marge's come-back is a classic part of the quote: "Well, duh. "

When I heard this quote on T.V., I couldn't stop laughing. It is got to be my favourite quote of the Simpsons. Homer simpson you are one of the legends

Why is this 7th?!? It should be at least be second or third.

This should be 2nd and doh should still be first

This is sort of scary, but there is wisdom to Abe Simpsons' saying. It's about growing older, and the inevitability of loosing touch with hipness.

No, its like this,
Hello, I'm mister Burns,
I believe you have a letter for me.
P.O worker Ok Mister Burns whats your first name?
Uh... Mister Burns
Whats your first name
I don't know...

That's something I would say, but would add, I'm also wearing a sombrero!

I felt that way when my grandpa died

Haha funny because its true! we've all felt that way at some time about someone right?

No comment necessary. Homer speaks volumes.

omg this had me laughing for ages - whufc

So love this quote it gives me so many laughs and I never watched the episode

This was when he was on he computer thing when lisa came in.

Classic Ralph, too funny