Best Simpsons QuotesThe best quotes from the wittiest and most quotable show on television.
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The most common quote used is always the best one. A nice classic one that is repeated several times!
This quote is in the Oxford dictionary. That's how popular it is
when I die these are going to be my last words
Whenever I get unlucky or (I hope very long in the future) die I'll always say this is that clear
Best quote by Lionel hutz ever, when I heard it I had to think about it for a second and then I just started laughing my head off hahahahah... Wait did he say son and repeatedly... Hahahahah
RIP Phil Hartman. Funniest man ever
Thats Hilarious Mess up but Vary Hilarious I Found MY Status For Today lol(
Most of these are so good, but I have to go with this one! Dang it why can't we vote more than once!?
Thees is nombar 3? that's unpossible! Should be number 2 behind doh.
This is only 14?! That's unpossible!
Ralph is my favorite character! This just proves that Ralph is a brilliant character. He's so dumb and is so greatly strange.
My dad and I watch The Simpsons together all the time and this is one of our favorite quotes!
One of my favorite quotes in simpsons history. And bravo to the simpson's, not lote of shows last for 500th episodes
I just think it's a funny line, reminds me of what my biker friend used to say, all I need is a cold beer and a fat broad!
Me to homer, me to!
Typical slacker moment. Haw haw!
I guess this has to be my favorite Simpson's quote of all time.
I have made a list of my favourite homer simpsons qoutes so look at that and I forgot to put this one in so add it in and when homer said that I never seen the episode one of the few I have missed
I guess you CAN vote twice. Awesome... I love this quite too! What if I just vote in everything?
This is my all-time favorite quote. I've even used it at times.
Funny as... Moe is my favourite character, because he says loads of weird and disturbing things! E. G I'm gonna getcha brain juice and use it to paint my walls! L O L
Really depressing but hilarious.
MOE is also my favorite. Such misery wrapped in hideous disgust.
Also love the Crustyman. Such Schamltz weaved into corny and greedy narcissism
It's an awesome quote that is even better when you hear the inflections in his voice and see that he leaves the room, then comes back in to add, "By the way, I was being sarcastic" with total sincerity. Marge's come-back is a classic part of the quote: "Well, duh. "
When I heard this quote on T.V., I couldn't stop laughing. It is got to be my favourite quote of the Simpsons. Homer simpson you are one of the legends
Why is this 7th?!? It should be at least be second or third.
This should be 2nd and doh should still be first
I don't know... Haha, priceless
- Nelson Muntz
"i don't know" I die at this, every time!
This is sort of scary, but there is wisdom to Abe Simpsons' saying. It's about growing older, and the inevitability of loosing touch with hipness.
Funny and True : )
Story of my life! Laugh out loud
Honestly He's just a funny character.
That's something I would say, but would add, I'm also wearing a sombrero!
Legs and EARS?
Marge is such a bitch in that scene!
Willie is so funny and his accent doe. that's not what Scottish people sound like and I know cause I'm British
I’d take French if groundskeeper Willie was the teacher.
One of my favorite things to say to my brother is 'I'm not saying I hate you, I just wouldn't be sad if you died.' For a few years, I was wondering were I got this from. Then I started watching The Simpson's again!
I felt that way when my grandpa died
Sounds like me
Haha funny because its true! we've all felt that way at some time about someone right?
The good thing about Homer is that he says what everyone's thinking!
No comment necessary. Homer speaks volumes.
A classic, enough said.
He speaks the truth
Holy crap! Why isint this higher this is hilarious haha
I died at this part
omg this had me laughing for ages
So love this quote it gives me so many laughs and I never watched the episode
This was when he was on he computer thing when lisa came in.
Classic Ralph, too funny
Oh gosh wiggum
One of my Favourites, lol
And did you?
I suppose Lisa Simpson will be remembered as the Lizard Queen.
The real Lisa Simpson is the Lizard Queen!
Long live the Lizard Queen!
All hail the Lizard Queen.
It's: You choo choo choose me?
I live in England
HA HA HA!
Funniest thing Homer's ever said! 🤣
Ok I don't know any of you /
I've the flu
And funniest thing,...
Now - return to dying.
It was perfect. Kid came in. Mummydearest how can I help? Oh can I help you find your wallet?
It's funny because the stupidest person said it.
Hm... *Insert Jeopardy thinking music here*
Our home phone makes a sound like this when we put it on it's charger so, ever since we were little, my siblings and I always say 'Ha ha' when we put our phone back! That then evolved into a competition of who could get the best sounding impression!
When the bully made fun of you and say this...
That quote should be number two after Homer's ICONIC quote.
My friends dad can do a lovely impression
I don't know why they removed this - Unnamed Google User Remade
How on earth is this so low? I mean this is the second best after "'Oh! "... Come on people eat my shorts is just awesome!
WHAT THIS IS FROM THE BREAKFAST CLUB I THOUGHT Oops, maybe I'm wrong. Am I? Well, to show you, search 'Breakfast Club Eat My Shorts Scene'
How is this not #1?