Best Simpsons QuotesThe best quotes from the wittiest and most quotable show on television.
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The most common quote used is always the best one. A nice classic one that is repeated several times!
when I die these are going to be my last words - westofohio
Whenever I get unlucky or (I hope very long in the future) die I'll always say this is that clear
Good ole Homer Simpson.V 18 Comments
Best quote by Lionel hutz ever, when I heard it I had to think about it for a second and then I just started laughing my head off hahahahah... Wait did he say son and repeatedly... Hahahahah
RIP Phil Hartman. Funniest man ever
Thats Hilarious Mess up but Vary Hilarious I Found MY Status For Today lol(
Ah, Lionel Hutz. Funny and humorous great character.V 6 Comments
This is only 14?! That's unpossible!
Ralph is my favorite character! This just proves that Ralph is a brilliant character. He's so dumb and is so greatly strange.
This should definitely be in the top 10. This is a great and funny quote. The fact this quote is 14 is an outrage.
This is the best of ralphV 9 Comments
One of my favorite quotes in simpsons history. And bravo to the simpson's, not lote of shows last for 500th episodes
I just think it's a funny line, reminds me of what my biker friend used to say, all I need is a cold beer and a fat broad!
Typical slacker moment. Haw haw!
I guess this has to be my favorite Simpson's quote of all time.
I have made a list of my favourite homer simpsons qoutes so look at that and I forgot to put this one in so add it in and when homer said that I never seen the episode one of the few I have missed - aido17
I guess you CAN vote twice. Awesome... I love this quite too! What if I just vote in everything? - Lina1028
LolV 4 Comments
Funny as... Moe is my favourite character, because he says loads of weird and disturbing things! E. G I'm gonna getcha brain juice and use it to paint my walls! L O L
Really depressing but hilarious. - Toms_system
MOE is also my favorite. Such misery wrapped in hideous disgust.
Also love the Crustyman. Such Schamltz weaved into corny and greedy narcissism
lolV 1 Comment
It's an awesome quote that is even better when you hear the inflections in his voice and see that he leaves the room, then comes back in to add, "By the way, I was being sarcastic" with total sincerity. Marge's come-back is a classic part of the quote: "Well, duh. "
When I heard this quote on T.V., I couldn't stop laughing. It is got to be my favourite quote of the Simpsons. Homer simpson you are one of the legends
Why is this 7th?!? It should be at least be second or third.
This should be 2nd and doh should still be firstV 6 Comments
This is sort of scary, but there is wisdom to Abe Simpsons' saying. It's about growing older, and the inevitability of loosing touch with hipness.
Funny and True : )
Story of my life! Laugh out loud
Factual quote. Aging is wise and ugly.
I don't know... Haha, priceless
- Nelson Muntz
Hilarious.V 1 Comment
Willie is so funny and his accent doe. that's not what Scottish people sound like and I know cause I'm British
I’d take French if groundskeeper Willie was the teacher. - MJfan119
That's something I would say, but would add, I'm also wearing a sombrero!
Legs and EARS?
Lol this quote is so funny but were is lenny in the epesode when they thought mr burns was an alian
CHOP HIS LEGS OFF!
I felt that way when my grandpa died
Haha funny because its true! we've all felt that way at some time about someone right?
Holy crap! Why isint this higher this is hilarious haha
I died at this part
Oh gosh wiggum
One of my Favourites, lol
No comment necessary. Homer speaks volumes.
A classic, enough said.
He speaks the truth
I suppose Lisa Simpson will be remembered as the Lizard Queen.
The real Lisa Simpson is the Lizard Queen!
Long live the Lizard Queen!
All hail the Lizard Queen.V 1 Comment
omg this had me laughing for ages - whufc
So love this quote it gives me so many laughs and I never watched the episode
This was when he was on he computer thing when lisa came in.
I always crack up when I hear this.
Before I saw this I was gonna add it myself! - SkylandersFan
I live in England
Ok I don't know any of you /
I've the flu
And funniest thing,...
Now - return to dying.
It was perfect. Kid came in. Mummydearest how can I help? Oh can I help you find your wallet?
It's: You choo choo choose me?
It's funny because the stupidest person said it.
Funny because Flanders sucks.
My friends dad can do a lovely impression
This is so funny. Most iconic laugh ever!
DOH! This should be higher
More like haw hawV 1 Comment
How on earth is this so low? I mean this is the second best after "'Oh! "... Come on people eat my shorts is just awesome!
WHAT THIS IS FROM THE BREAKFAST CLUB I THOUGHT Oops, maybe I'm wrong. Am I? Well, to show you, search 'Breakfast Club Eat My Shorts Scene'
My favourite character and hilarious catch should be in the top ten just saying au caramba eat my shorts all his catch phrases are hilarious
Iconic.V 2 Comments
0.7% people voted for this - gemcloben
The least you could do is 2 get the quote right
One can only hope Homeboy. - hhutc9
I usually say that but with Maynard James Keenan - CrypticDeath666
One of thousands of cultural references that speak the truth and let you laugh at the same time. - mgenet
A surreal testimony to the third rate nation the U. S. has become.
This is even funnier if you're a Scot and reading this (yeah, I'm Scottish) - TwilightKitsune
I feel sorry for the scottish, but it is kind of true
Nobody wrote it but I assume it's willie
So good, I can't stop smiling!V 1 Comment
At the same time he burnt his high school diploma and started a fire.
Also an accident but added to the script.
LOL XD Homer is a legende - Snowflake1992
Homer is by far the best!
Whop, whop whop.. Nanananagaagaa.. Wabububub...
Hang on a minute. Isn't this one of Matt Groening's all time favorite quotes? Shouldn't this be higher? Oh well...
I ROFL'd at this for hours! - nic1997ps3
It is the funniest Simpson line ever
Which episode was this?
HAHAAHA I love this one
Laugh out loud, this is so funny - Harri666
This has to be one of the most funniest things I have ever heard in a long time. Honestly I was rolling around with tears in my eyes. Thank you "SKINNER"
Which ball sack, Mr. Skinner? - SwagFlicks
Chalmers after this is so funny. "SKINNER! I hate to interrupt your advice from THE JANITOR... "
Ahh Mr. Burns... Eases the pain.
I love Lenny. Best background character!
This is one of my favorites! I thought it would be higher
I think Lenny has a problem... - SwagFlicks
Uum? You'd probably should ignore that. (Smithers to Lisa after his screen saver is revealed to be a naked Mr Burns).
Hilarious quote by Moleman, haha this one is applicable every day!
Love this one. One of my favourites
"I was saying Boo-urns."
That's classic in so many ways. - SwagFlicks
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Top Remixes (9)
2. English, who needs that? I'm never going to England - Homer Simpson
3. Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
3. I Call the Big One Bitey - Homer Simpson
2. Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
3. Gah, Stupid sexy Flanders! - Homer
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