Bet Frank Zappa quotes

The Top Ten

1 Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

Crap, I said bet instead of best

2 Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

3 There is no hell. There is only France

4 Tobacco is my favorite vegetable

5 Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

6 Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

7 A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open

8 It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

9 If we can't be free at least we can be cheap

10 Don't eat the yellow snow, and watch out where the huskies go

Wise words to live by

The Contenders

11 Some people like cupcakes better

While myself I say there is not nor ought there be anything greater than the prince of prince of favour, the MUFFIN
Okay this quote is probably incorrect but it's from the top of my head.

Just because it has frosting doesn't make it any better.

12 She had my balls in a vice but she left my dick

13 Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better

14 Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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