Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel

Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21

Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called "honesty" when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements he's made prior to running for office. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border which will only institute racism and cost American tax dollars because why the hell would Mexico pay for that. His political attitude towards women and people with opposing political beliefs is disgusting and cruel. Honestly if he becomes president it only reflects poorly on the American populace...

I'm moving back to Mexico if he wins. Screw him. - Pegasister12

One of the worst days of my life...the day he announced this. Actually, the day he won is the worst!

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2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

My friend Vanessa (the Buttercup/Spitfire fan) is American Mexican and she is really close to me. I don't want to lose her. If Donald Trump dares to do this I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM WITH EVERY LAST BREATH IN MY BODY. For the Mexicans, Muslims, and all my friends. - TwilightKitsune

Donald Trump:I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

Mexican person: No you don't USA is awesome, and don't you DARE call us terrorists, nobody is paying your stupid wall

He's not going to deport any LEGAL immigrants. JUST ILLEGAL ONES. He didn't say ALL Mexicans were rapists/drug dealers/criminals...HE SAID MANY OF THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE. Now, I HATE Trump as a person, but I like him as a president. He's going to put America first, and care about AMERICA before other countries. Obama couldn't care less about the country he was PRESIDENT OF, he cared about other countries.

How do you make them pay for it? There's no way, unless you steal money from them. - Lucretia

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3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

Actual no, America is leading in World Pollution. Also America is most likely gonna start the Resource Wars since they invade random countries and steal their oil and defend themselves saying "Terrorism". Even though some of those countries didn't have terrorists til the U.S. came in - SirSkeletorThe3rd

What a moron. Everyone knows that the Chinese are having major problems with pollution and with global warming. What affects one part of the planet affects all others in terms of climate change.

Actually, the Chinese have pollution because 1. They are a developing country and ALL developing countries throughout history had smog. 2. They're making stuff for low prices so that AmericanS don't have to work to death. And their pollution isn't nearly bad as India's but that's just ignored by Sinophobes because India isn't catching up to the US.

Okay, the concept of human inhabitment will be ended by the polluters thou - Lucretia

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4 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk

Aw, you're rich? That's nice! Don't care! - PrincessKiana

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

Yet he still needed a million dollars from his dad... - naFrovivuS

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5 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive. - Therandom

Do not let this guy run our country. - keycha1n

If I was your daughter I would be scared. Incest creep.

I am sure your daughter doesn't like this. - Lucretia

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6 "Grab her by the p****"

Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm

This should be number 1. All these other ones on the list isn't even bad. But this is the only part I hate.


Seriously anyone who defends this because it's just "locker room" talk or they've heard much worse, you are an idiot. The president should be a role model, just because people say things this all the time doesn't make it acceptable for him to say since he should act professional. The same goes for other things that people claim "doesn't make him a bad president." It kind of does. The person representing the country should not be someone who doesn't think at all about what they say. Easily the worst president at this point. Every day some new drama happens. Trump is making his presidency like a reality T.V. show. And let's not forget that all of the people he's appointed are greedy and instead of caring about the opinion of the citizens they try to see how they can make money. This whole thing with trying to destroy net neutrality is disgusting. Same goes for the EPA. Donald Trump's presidency is a joke and I really hope something changes - LarrytheFairy

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7 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

Right because all his voters are moronic racist, sexist, @$$holes like himself. They cheer if he shoot a puppy

This actually sort of makes sense. No matter what Trump does, people will still vote Trump. - RalphBob

Unless you accidentally shoot one of your voters LOL - Goku02

That is dumb, he would lose more voters for committing a crime. Any smart person would know. - AnimeDrawer

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8 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.

It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!

A million dollar is not a small loan. He would know that if he actually cared about small businesspeople.

You are idiotic. A million dollars to a billionaire is like 20 bucks - FerrariDude64

Whats a small loan to you? 400. Its probably worth that amount to him - Lucretia

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9 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump

Hey, at least he's an honest guy. - keycha1n

Wet raccoons are real - PianoQueen

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10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote. - keycha1n

I'm white and that still offends me! - Survivor101

At least the "black" guy count's his fortune - CerealGuy

This is kinda racist. - AnimeDrawer

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The Newcomers

? "Wait a minute hold it you dummies"

Trump, why are you talking to those things that model clothes in stores? They can’t talk, ya know?

The Contenders

11 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Oh okay, in order for me to be famous, I have to have a big butt and big breasts? I don't care how big my body parts are, I will still prosper in my dream of becoming a legend. - PrincessKiana

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

That is offensive to women. Saying that girls only matter for their looks and not for what they do is offensive. I hate him mainly for being sexist. - AnimeDrawer

Is that what you said to Ivanka? Also, if you say this to anybody with big body parts, I will kill you. Oh, sorry, it sounded a little bit unrealistic, I will do it. Mark my words. - LaST_LiGHT

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12 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

I don't care Trump. You're still an idiot. A clever idiot, but an idiot.

Then why did you say that global warming was invented by and for the Chinese? - LaST_LiGHT

This is the funniest quote I’ve ever read, and I mean that in the best way possible. - DCfnaf

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13 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Well, I'm black and I hope you lose the election and you and your stupid and racist comments will go away forever. - PrincessKiana

I don't want to be a party pooper but he already won. Anyway, you're right. Blacks deserve the same respect as well as rights like white people. Everybody deserves it. - LaST_LiGHT

Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.

Shut up and stop saying stupid lies on the internet. - LaST_LiGHT

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14 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen

That's the most dumbest line I ever heard.

And sadly, no one can ask you to. - PhenomentalOne

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15 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

You are such a good wall maker! Be a wall maker instead of a president!

"I am the best at petting cats. I really am. Nobody pets cats better than me." - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Trump should work on a construction site instead of being president. - naFrovivuS

Great Wall of China is thousands of miles across, and people who build a wall that long are cool! Unlike yours, Trump. - TeamRocket747

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16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Who would ever flirt with someone who never washes his hair? - PrincessKiana

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue

... Said the guy who tried to grab a woman's breast. - LaST_LiGHT

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17 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

What irony and contradictory that quote was! LOSER - wariolady

He actually said this

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18 "Look at my African American over here!"

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

He's saying "hey peeps! Look at me! I'm not racist! I'm so good! " I would give a black person a million dollars if he/she asked if I would kill you, bitch - RainbowArtist191

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19 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

It's like saying, "cats are terrible, cats kill babies, cats kill birds, but some I assume are good pets". - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I bet all those people r more 'good people' than trump was & will ever b

Count them all. Most people are good, but most people are bringing drugs, doing crime and they're rapists, and when I say rapists, I'm talking about him. - RainbowArtist191

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20 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747

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1. "I am officially running for President of the United States."
2. "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"
3. "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
1. "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."
2. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
3. "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
1. "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"
2. "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
3. "I am officially running for President of the United States."

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