Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called "honesty" when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements he's made prior to running for office. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border which will only institute racism and cost American tax dollars because why the hell would Mexico pay for that. His political attitude towards women and people with opposing political beliefs is disgusting and cruel. Honestly if he becomes president it only reflects poorly on the American populace...

All of these children stating they'll leave the country if Trump is elected - such BS. None of you will follow through and since you're all anonymous here it's an easy thing to brag you'll do but can't demonstrate. But if that's how loyal you are to working in reality and trying to make your country the best it can be, then please leave now and become part of some other country's problem

I'll ensure that if he's the president, WWIII will occur, most people will be on strike, and overthrow him. Jerry Sanders is what we call the future president, go to Google or watch a WatchMojo video about him to see what I'm talking about.

Everyone's gonna have to get used to it. Trump has been leading the polls since the very beginning. If you don't like it, then move to Iran or Korea. You'll probably be much happier there.

2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Here's how I see it.

The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.

What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular.

He needs to stop lying to us. We, the American citizens, will end up paying for his damn wall. Because Trump is an idiot who thinks he can simply demand another country to do stuff for him as if he were their boss.

This is why people have been worried about a business man being the president. He doesn't have the president mentality. He's treating this country like a business practice to him. As in he is the big boss and he will get rid of everyone who disagrees with his policies. I don't know how this isn't brought up this often because it's horrifying honestly.

#1 - That wall isn't going to work. Mexico has underground tunnels and they can build stairs. Also, ever thought of them going PAST THE WALL to the OCEAN? That wall will only slightly delay Mexico coming to America.

#2 - Why would Mexico pay for a wall that will TRY to block THEM. Not gonna work. Mexico surprisingly did not pay for it.

FYI he threatened to invade Mexico, an allied country that is also a neighbor to us, if they don't pay for the wall when he called the President of Mexico...

Threatening an ally and implying a war against them is such an idiotic thing to do

P.S. I live near the border and I'm scared of dying if he tries to invade Mexico

3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

Yeah he also said that scientists made up the whole global warming thing because they have a political bias which is one of the most insulting things you can say about scientists. You are literally taking people whose job is to draw tentative conclusions that best fit the data and evidence and saying they only came to the conclusion that all the data and evidence points towards because they have a political bias. Trump, you are the one with a political bias for not believing in Global Warming, not the scientists who are actually looking at the facts. Facts that would be true whether the scientists supported you as president or not.

Actually, the Chinese have pollution because 1. They are a developing country and ALL developing countries throughout history had smog. 2. They're making stuff for low prices so that AmericanS don't have to work to death. And their pollution isn't nearly bad as India's but that's just ignored by Sinophobes because India isn't catching up to the US.

Actual no, America is leading in World Pollution. Also America is most likely gonna start the Resource Wars since they invade random countries and steal their oil and defend themselves saying "Terrorism". Even though some of those countries didn't have terrorists til the U.S. came in

When a person who has been elected to the highest office in the nation spews ignorant nonsense to the masses, that ignorant nonsense trickles down to the unenlightened and they agree out of reverence. It is up to the educated people to stand up to such idiocy.

4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson!

When the objectification of women is so much a part of one's psychological makeup that they start espousing incestual diatribe, it's time for the civilized people to take notice and condemn the perpetrator. Shame on the people who elected this P.O.S.

Did he really say that? I had no idea. Considering Ivanka sitting in his lap like in most photos of Ivanka's teen years, maybe he already have dated her. I wouldn't be surprised such think from Trump.

"She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her" does anyone else see how messed up this statement is or is it just me?

5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Everyone knows you're rich, how else would you get in the presidential running? And what if all those homeless people, do you know how much you offend them and everyone else who is with low income? if you want to win this election think before you speak.

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

Alright then can everybody who is in need have your money then if your REALLY that rich? Wait, sorry. I firgit Donald troll is a self-centered @$$hole who only cares about himself

Oh and you have a private jet too huh? What If we all use our money for donation instead? You don't need OUR money after all...

6 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!

Gotta admit, this made me laugh (I'm not a Trump supporter or anyone's supporter because I don't live in America and don't care about American politics, though I know American politics inadvertently affects world politics).

Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.

Sorry nobody cares because we all know you are rich so you don't need to be president, you'll make me move back to France.

7 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

What does he mean?! Is he actually stupid? Just because you are president or people blindly follow you for whatever reasons doesn't mean you can just kill someone. "Hey, Donald Trump shot a dude earlier today. Who cares? " He gets handicaps with laws. Sure thing.

The sad thing is, he isn't wrong. MAGA kids are such huge bootlickers that they'll treat him like a god for anything. If he decided to commit a genocide, his supporters would still cheer him on.

If you shoot somebody, people would think you're a psycho and stop following you on Facebook and Twitter. And when I mean "people", I mean EVERYONE.

One of my best friends is a Trump supporter. But I'm pretty sure he'd lose HER if he shot an innocent human.

8 "Grab her by the p****"

I may be wrong, but I don't think that he was serious when he said this. He probably said it as a joke in order to trigger feminists and liberals.

Every single straight liberal democrat male has also said this, including your dad, your brother, and your spouse.

This should be number 1. All these other ones on the list isn't even bad. But this is the only part I hate.

The fact that someone like this is president just shows how screwed we are.

9 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

"I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Feel stupid & insucure about that, @$$hole.

Then why did you say that global warming was invented by and for the Chinese?

This is the funniest quote I've ever read, and I mean that in the best way possible.

10 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself.

He's such an idiot.
Yes, now he will probably track me down and shoot me because I'm not one of his voters.

A wet raccoon would probably be more of a competent president than you.

What's the difference between bullies and Trump?
There isn't one!

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11 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

How racist. Black people built this state you are standing on, so watch your mouth. I'm so offended as a black person.

I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote.

Don't elect him as the U.S. president, he'll treat the American-African people as slaves again, even Obama.

Anyone here counting his money, please TAKE IT, and donate it to a good cause.

12 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Is that what you said to Ivanka? Also, if you say this to anybody with big body parts, I will kill you. Oh, sorry, it sounded a little bit unrealistic, I will do it. Mark my words.

That is offensive to women. Saying that girls only matter for their looks and not for what they do is offensive. I hate him mainly for being sexist.

Yet you still throw a fit when the media talks negatively about you.

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

13 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

I hate you. No. If you ban Muslims I will find you and kill you. Jk. But this is terrible and I'm not being target eyed.

I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.

Not surprising Donald troll. Kindness & shame is far from your understanding.

What happened to freedom of religion?

14 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America.

If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.

Liar. You know, I will do this to the blacks: I will break in his house and burn his ugly jelly hair. And steal all his money. Thumbs up if you like this idea

Hope he DOESN'T win the election. Racist fat man. He ain't building that hideous wall around my beautiful country.

15 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

Great Wall of China is thousands of miles across, and people who build a wall that long are cool! Unlike yours, Trump.

Excuse me, my dad is a brick layer. He has built ENTIRE HOUSES and even a single brick from those houses is more than you achieved

He wont even be the one building the wall, so why should he boast about his wall building skills?

At this point I don't care if Hillary wins I just want that idiot to piss off.He will ruin our country and quite possibly start wars with Mexico.It's a thought that I do not want to think about.

16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

People like him because he's an idiot. And if I was dating him, I wouldn't count him in my future husband list. NOT in a million years I would marry him. He should be a lone guy, because all those women heard enough about him.

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive.

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon.

You want all those women?
That's disgusting.
Your wife should break up with you.

17 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.

Count them all. Most people are good, but most people are bringing drugs, doing crime and they're rapists, and when I say rapists, I'm talking about him.

That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

18 "Look at my African American over here!"

I didn't know slavery is legal again in this day & age, Donald troll. I'm sure you could be arrested for that. In fact, that'd be fine with me.

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

19 "I am the least racist person you will ever meet"

Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.

Over 50 items, nobody added this?

More like most racist

20 "I hate Obama"

Yes, let's get all offended by the one time Trump said he hated Obama, but let's ignore all of the comments from liberals saying they hate Trump.

I added this. Even if Obama is terrible there is no way he is worse than you. He is trying to fool us by thinking that Obama is the worst.

Of course, you're in the Republican Party, not the Democratic Party.

Obama's the best president America has ever had. I don't know why hate him

21 "You're fired"
22 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

But you just repeated yourself.
Ah, whats that you say about your IQ?

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

It looks like Mr. Troll has altimeters or dementia.

23 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year.

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

This is so wrong!

24 We need to build a wall

Good. Build it around yourself

25 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen?

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

Someone save Melania Trump from the hands of this disgusting orange pile of dung. He obviously is abusing her.

Yeah, right, creep! You have as much respect for women than toddlers do for the family cat!

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