Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country

Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point.

Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called "honesty" when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements he's made prior to running for office. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border which will only institute racism and cost American tax dollars because why the hell would Mexico pay for that. His political attitude towards women and people with opposing political beliefs is disgusting and cruel. Honestly if he becomes president it only reflects poorly on the American populace...

Trump is demented ugly fat jealous and so are the idiots that vote for him STUOID ASHOLES REPUBLICANS

I'm moving back to Mexico if he wins. Screw him.

2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Donald Trump:I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

Mexican person: No you don't USA is awesome, and don't you DARE call us terrorists, nobody is paying your stupid wall

He's not going to deport any LEGAL immigrants. JUST ILLEGAL ONES. He didn't say ALL Mexicans were rapists/drug dealers/criminals...HE SAID MANY OF THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE. Now, I HATE Trump as a person, but I like him as a president. He's going to put America first, and care about AMERICA before other countries. Obama couldn't care less about the country he was PRESIDENT OF, he cared about other countries.

Here's how I see it.

The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.

What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular.

I was in a charity shop today go to the bookshelves I found a second hand book on dun dun dun...The Berlin Wall.

3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

TRUMP. You DARE Say China Made All The Global Warming? Have You Forgotten How China Helped You With The Coronavirus! This Quote Cannot Be Made A Joke, Blaming China Itself Making All These! You Must Do, Not Blame While All The Other Die! That Insulting! Believe Me, When China's Chairman Retire, We'll Give You Some Strength To See! Our Great Wall Is Ours To Say, So Don't Blame Any Of Our Landscapes Or Scenic Spots.

Actual no, America is leading in World Pollution. Also America is most likely gonna start the Resource Wars since they invade random countries and steal their oil and defend themselves saying "Terrorism". Even though some of those countries didn't have terrorists til the U.S. came in

Of all the ridiculous claims made up by climate change deniers(Who are huge idiots), this has to be one of the most laughable and ignorant of all time.

When a person who has been elected to the highest office in the nation spews ignorant nonsense to the masses, that ignorant nonsense trickles down to the unenlightened and they agree out of reverence. It is up to the educated people to stand up to such idiocy.

4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson!

No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive.

Do not let this guy run our country.

If I was your daughter I would be scared. Incest creep.

Did he really say that? I had no idea. Considering Ivanka sitting in his lap like in most photos of Ivanka's teen years, maybe he already have dated her. I wouldn't be surprised such think from Trump.

5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic.

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

A rich man isn't responsible for the suffering of a poor man and a poor man isn't entitled to a rich man's wealth. Sad but that's the way it's supposed to work - styLIShT

Yet he still needed a million dollars from his dad...

At least, the civilians don't have to pay taxes to him.

6 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

He could threaten to kill one of his supporters at that supporter would still vote for him

The sad thing is, he isn't wrong. MAGA kids are such huge bootlickers that they'll treat him like a god for anything. If he decided to commit a genocide, his supporters would still cheer him on.

Unless you accidentally shoot one of your voters LOL

This actually sort of makes sense. No matter what Trump does, people will still vote Trump.

7 "Grab her by the p****"

Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm

So what if he said this years ago? If someone punched a kid years ago & ran for office, would you be fine with it?


This should be number 1. All these other ones on the list isn't even bad. But this is the only part I hate.

8 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

if I had a nickel for every stupid thing trump said, I would have a small loan of a billion dollars

Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.

That's nice. My father said he was going out for milk and never came back.

Because he banged my mom and wasn't ready to become a parent and have all of the responsibilities that come with it, so he left.

It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!

9 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself.

He's such an idiot.
Yes, now he will probably track me down and shoot me because I'm not one of his voters.

Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump

Hey, at least he's an honest guy.

10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote.

I'm white and that still offends me!

Trump:I have great relationships with black people


At least the "black" guy count's his fortune

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11 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

That is offensive to women. Saying that girls only matter for their looks and not for what they do is offensive. I hate him mainly for being sexist.

And it doesn't matter if Donald trump dies

Is that what you said to Ivanka? Also, if you say this to anybody with big body parts, I will kill you. Oh, sorry, it sounded a little bit unrealistic, I will do it. Mark my words.

12 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Seems like a certain specific user on this site who I'm not gonna mention

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

I don't care Trump. You're still an idiot. A clever idiot, but an idiot.

Then why did you say that global warming was invented by and for the Chinese?

13 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

What happened to freedom of religion?

That's the most dumbest line I ever heard.

I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.

14 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Think what you say before you say it.
(If you don't think it's always something stupid.)

Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America.

If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.

Says the person whose business was sued for discriminating against African Americans in 1973.

15 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

You are such a good wall maker! Be a wall maker instead of a president!

Excuse me, my dad is a brick layer. He has built ENTIRE HOUSES and even a single brick from those houses is more than you achieved

"I am the best at petting cats. I really am. Nobody pets cats better than me."

Trump should work on a construction site instead of being president.

16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

You want all those women?
That's disgusting.
Your wife should break up with you.

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon.

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive.

People like him because he's an idiot. And if I was dating him, I wouldn't count him in my future husband list. NOT in a million years I would marry him. He should be a lone guy, because all those women heard enough about him.

17 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.

It's like saying, "cats are terrible, cats kill babies, cats kill birds, but some I assume are good pets".

That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.

18 "Look at my African American over here!"

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

That's like me saying " check it out people I'm not racist after all" while holding the confederate flag

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

19 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

I think that's hilarious because I fervently believe that trump is the messiah god bless trump and the United states of America

I am bathing in a pool of irony.

20 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year.

21 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

Probably even James Reynolds respected women more than YOU.
(I'm sorry I just HAD to talk about Hamilton)
But it's the truth.

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen?

Yeah right, getting rid of abortion is totally respectful to a woman's choice.

22 “Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?”

This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president.

What about you?

Because they CAN, you CAN'T

So bad it's here twice

23 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.

Haha! That is comedic gold right there.


24 "Wrong!"

Donald will make a great presi- WRONG!

I hope he was regarding his presidency

Me: Hello-
Trump: Wrong!

Every time, every moment

25 "You're fired"

Look in a mirror and say that

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