Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quoteskeycha1n
The Top Ten
Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel
Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21
DUMBEST THING TO EVER SAY AND DO - Sofiaaaaaa
Oh no. - Murphypaw
And he has been for the past 3 years, and other countries have been pissed at us. Hopefully this quote is outdated by next year - KingSlayer93316V 68 Comments
I was in a charity shop today go to the bookshelves I found a second hand book on dun dun dun...The Berlin Wall.
Here's how I see it.
The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.
What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular. - Nonpointed
Put a wall around his ugly face
Dun dun DUN - SofiaaaaaaV 71 Comments
When a person who has been elected to the highest office in the nation spews ignorant nonsense to the masses, that ignorant nonsense trickles down to the unenlightened and they agree out of reverence. It is up to the educated people to stand up to such idiocy.
How is this idiot in office? - RoseWeasley
*stares at wall while thinking about penguins and polar bears dying* - KingSlayer93316
Global warming is a clear and present danger. To think otherwise is ignorant.V 31 Comments
Doesn't he already have a wife.. - Sofiaaaaaa
Creepiest thing EvER - Sofiaaaaaa
Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson! - SirSkeletorThe3rd
No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive. - Therandom
That is creepy - KingSlayer93316V 48 Comments
Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk
How about us poor people? - Luckys
We all know that. - MrCoolC
I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!V 32 Comments
Are you going to shoot me because I don't vote for you? - Sofiaaaaaa
The scary thing is, I actually think he's right!
Right because all his voters are moronic racist, sexist, @$$holes like himself. They cheer if he shoot a puppy
What does he mean?! Is he actually stupid? Just because you are president or people blindly follow you for whatever reasons doesn't mean you can just kill someone. "Hey, Donald Trump shot a dude earlier today. Who cares? " He gets handicaps with laws. Sure thing.V 31 Comments
So what if he said this years ago? If someone punched a kid years ago & ran for office, would you be fine with it? - RoseWeasley
Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm
Every single straight liberal democrat male has also said this, including your dad, your brother, and your spouse.
15 years ago - Maddox121V 21 Comments
He shouldn't have. - Sofiaaaaaa
That's spoilt. - Sofiaaaaaa
My father gave me a small loan of nothing. - RoseWeasley
A big loan for me is 50p lolV 33 Comments
He's such an idiot.
Yes, now he will probably track me down and shoot me because I'm not one of his voters. - Sofiaaaaaa
He was jealous because raccoons are cuter & smarter than him. - RoseWeasley
He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid TrumpV 26 Comments
Yeah maybe go count your own money you fat lazy old pig! - Sofiaaaaaa
He's an idiot for being racist. - Sofiaaaaaa
Also, what the hell is a yarmulke? - KingSlayer93316
Trump:I have great relationships with black people
Also Trump:WHY DO THEY COUNT MY MONEY! - DarkBoi-X
Gotta love that picture, but what a sexist... - KingSlayer93316
That picture though... LOL
That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.
Um... - LuckysV 14 Comments
But it is small compared to your ego - Murphypaw
It IS pretty high, but it's nothing compared to a cockroach. - RoseWeasley
And... that is BS. We all know you an ant has a higher IQ than you, Trump - KingSlayer93316
Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)V 33 Comments
Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House
What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen
I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.
The picture is scaryV 21 Comments
Excuse me, my dad is a brick layer. He has built ENTIRE HOUSES and even a single brick from those houses is more than you achieved
Then build one around yourself. - RoseWeasley
*gasp* - Sofiaaaaaa
But can he build a firewall? - Userguy44V 21 Comments
Think what you say before you say it.
(If you don't think it's always something stupid.) - Sofiaaaaaa
This is so crazy cause it’s such a lie.
He a liar!
Not me - LuckysV 20 Comments
You want all those women?
Your wife should break up with you. - Sofiaaaaaa
They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue
Ew who'd flirt with HIM?V 10 Comments
Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.
That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.
That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."
Your bringing drugs, your doing crime, and your a rapist, and SOME, ONLY SOME, 😤 assume you are a good person, not MOST people though. - SofiaaaaaaV 6 Comments
Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.
One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.
That's like me saying " check it out people I'm not racist after all" while holding the confederate flag
Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.V 5 Comments
This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.
I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species
Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.
My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
Irony at it’s best - KingSlayer93316
Because what you said is already horrifying enough.
Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.
What irony and contradictory that quote was! LOSER - warioladyV 17 Comments
Probably even James Reynolds respected women more than YOU.
(I'm sorry I just HAD to talk about Hamilton)
But it's the truth. - Sofiaaaaaa
Liar. - Sofiaaaaaa
*see number 11 - KingSlayer93316
What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!V 10 Comments
Because they CAN, you CAN'T - Sofiaaaaaa
What about you? - Murphypaw
This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
So bad it's here twiceV 5 Comments
She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.
Dun DUN DUNNNn - Sofiaaaaaa
Look in a mirror and say that - SeeU
I hope he was regarding his presidency - KingSlayer93316
Trump: Wrong! - RoseWeasley
Your wrong. - Sofiaaaaaa
Trump: Wrong! - RoseWeasley
What was he trying to say? - RoseWeasley
I better not find this in the dictionary in the next 3 years - KingSlayer93316
Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"
Covefefe glabbagloo coffefeeefef topoposssopo ffggft ~ Donald Trump at 3 years - SofiaaaaaaV 2 Comments
As smart as a cockroach. - RoseWeasley
"WRONG! " - Sofiaaaaaa
(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)
Donald trump and smart don't belong in the same sentence. - PokemonRPGbroV 5 Comments
Who would vote for YOUR face. - Sofiaaaaaa
No one - KingSlayer93316
Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL
Said Trump while looking at a mirrorV 16 Comments
Be a good one then.
Wait, no it will never change. - Sofiaaaaaa
We are citizens, and some citizens voted for you to be president in the first place - KingSlayer93316
He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue
Obama was the best and better than you because he loves Hamilton and you want to ban it. - Sofiaaaaaa
Obama wasn't the best president, but he was far from the worst thing we were going through. - RoseWeasley
Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Both are bad - JabberV 11 Comments
Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.
And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.
Don't judge a book by it's cover idiot. She could be nice... maybe :|V 1 Comment
What the heck is, 'Big water'? - Sofiaaaaaa
*surprised Pikachu face* - RoseWeasley
Wow. - Murphypaw
A round of applause for Donald for identifying that mystical substance that covers 71% of the Earth's surface. - PlanetDeadwing
Are you sure? - Sofiaaaaaa
*dies of laughter after realizing how idiotic this quote is* - KingSlayer93316
More like most racist
Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.V 1 Comment
You are a lie yourself
Because you are the greatest liar
Long fingers are gross. And what various parts? Wait... - KingSlayer93316
*cringes so hard my face turns inside out*
Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?
He's talking about his privates.
I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea
Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU
Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Does that matter? No.V 3 Comments
And the stupidest words. - KingSlayer93316
I think these are the only two adjectives he knows..
Yes, because "covfefe" is a word. - RoseWeasley
The fact that he is our president and has to make a claim that he "knows words" (Lol) is not a good sign to me - TheInsomniacV 8 Comments
Bing bing bong
I don't even know.
They carry stuff, they are big, they have 12-18 wheels, and they do not go “Bing bing bong”. That’s what I know - KingSlayer93316
Did you guys know that Hillary Clinton started the " birth certificate issue " during the 2008 Democratic primaries?
I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy
And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan
The whole issue with where Obama "really was born" was always f-ing ridiculous! I'm sure the process to become a canidate for the PotUS would prevent anyone who doesn't meet the requirements to be in & that includes this 'issue'! Besides, just because someone was born somewhere else doesn't mean they plan to harm the USA, or whatever. This STUPID argument was always just an unfair, racist, & moronic way to force Obama out of office!
Yes Obama could have done better (expcally of the house worked with him, but no let's all just blame Obama). But please he's not that bad!
I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.
The Indian? - Sofiaaaaaa
Nope - KingSlayer93316
shut upV 2 Comments
No, you can't fix the next war WW3. Not now. - Sofiaaaaaa
Can you fix America’s 22 billion dollar debt? - KingSlayer93316
Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191
Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClanV 3 Comments
Trump literally got the lowest approval rating out of any modern president when he first got elected. If anything, he became infamous. - Rue
What are you going to do if you DON'T?! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
What a over-egotistical brat! But it's nothing surprising from Donald troll
You sound like my brother, brat bitch - RainbowArtist191
Trump please stop talking to yourself. - Murphypaw
Was he talking about himself? - RoseWeasley
Well that’s cruel - KingSlayer93316
You? - LaST_LiGHT
Where did mosquitoes come from...? - Sofiaaaaaa
Both are mosquitoes - RoseWeasley
Lol! - RogerMcBaloney
Replace Hillary with Trump, and you have an accurate quote - KingSlayer93316
Tell that to all your unstable tweets, "stable genius". - ModernSpongeBobSucks
The laws? Giving birth after 9 months is natural! Trump is a sicko - KingSlayer93316
... how? I... think trump needs to go back to Fifth grade for sex education or whatever.
The LAWS?! - SpectralOwl
Ughh this is horrible why isn't it on the list yet!
Because they vote for him. - PianoQueen
It's good that you love yourself
He might have been accidentally been telling the truth when he said he loves the poorly educated. - seafowlomicron
Well that explains the big ego - lucagalaxyV 3 Comments
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Top Remixes (11)
2. "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
3. "I am officially running for President of the United States."
2. "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
3. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
2. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
3. "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."
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