Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel

Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21

Trump is demented ugly fat jealous and so are the idiots that vote for him STUOID ASHOLES REPUBLICANS


Oh no. - Murphypaw

2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

3 years later: still no news on that wall - RogerMcBaloney

I was in a charity shop today go to the bookshelves I found a second hand book on dun dun dun...The Berlin Wall.

Here's how I see it.

The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.

What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular. - Nonpointed

Put a wall around his ugly face

3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

Of all the ridiculous claims made up by climate change deniers(Who are huge idiots), this has to be one of the most laughable and ignorant of all time. - DarkBoi-X

When a person who has been elected to the highest office in the nation spews ignorant nonsense to the masses, that ignorant nonsense trickles down to the unenlightened and they agree out of reverence. It is up to the educated people to stand up to such idiocy.

Actual no, America is leading in World Pollution. Also America is most likely gonna start the Resource Wars since they invade random countries and steal their oil and defend themselves saying "Terrorism". Even though some of those countries didn't have terrorists til the U.S. came in - SirSkeletorThe3rd

How is this idiot in office? - RoseWeasley

4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

Doesn't he already have a wife.. - Sofiaaaaaa

Creepiest thing EvER - Sofiaaaaaa

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive. - Therandom

That is creepy - KingSlayer93316

5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk

How about us poor people? - Luckys

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

We all know that. - MrCoolC

6 "Grab her by the p****"

Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm

No, don't, you sexist pervert. - TheAwesomeDude54

Go ahead if you want to be yeeted into the sun - RoseWeasley

Classy! - RogerMcBaloney

7 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

The sad thing is, he isn't wrong. MAGA kids are such huge bootlickers that they'll treat him like a god for anything. If he decided to commit a genocide, his supporters would still cheer him on. - DarkBoi-X

Are you going to shoot me because I don't vote for you? - Sofiaaaaaa

Sadly, a lot of people would still support him if he did - RoseWeasley

The scary thing is, I actually think he's right!

8 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

That's nice. My father said he was going out for milk and never came back. - RogerMcBaloney

Because he banged my mom and wasn't ready to become a parent and have all of the responsibilities that come with it, so he left. - RogerMcBaloney

Well, what can I say? He's racist, sexist, a money addict, gross, and more so screw him!

He shouldn't have. - Sofiaaaaaa

That's spoilt. - Sofiaaaaaa

9 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He's such an idiot.
Yes, now he will probably track me down and shoot me because I'm not one of his voters. - Sofiaaaaaa

He was jealous because raccoons are cuter & smarter than him. - RoseWeasley

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump

10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

Yeah maybe go count your own money you fat lazy old pig! - Sofiaaaaaa

He's an idiot for being racist. - Sofiaaaaaa


Also, what the hell is a yarmulke? - KingSlayer93316

I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote. - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

The 2nd Amendment was just thrown out the window - KingSlayer93316

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen

I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.

12 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Gotta love that picture, but what a sexist... - KingSlayer93316

That picture though... LOL

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

Um... - Luckys

13 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

But it is small compared to your ego - Murphypaw

It IS pretty high, but it's nothing compared to a cockroach. - RoseWeasley

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

And... that is BS. We all know an ant has a higher IQ than you, Trump - KingSlayer93316

14 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Think what you say before you say it.
(If you don't think it's always something stupid.) - Sofiaaaaaa

the blacks

The Blacks. - RogerMcBaloney

This is so crazy cause it’s such a lie.

15 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

Still waiting on that wall, just saying... - RogerMcBaloney

Excuse me, my dad is a brick layer. He has built ENTIRE HOUSES and even a single brick from those houses is more than you achieved

Then build one around yourself. - RoseWeasley

*gasp* - Sofiaaaaaa

16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

You want all those women?
That's disgusting.
Your wife should break up with you. - Sofiaaaaaa

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue

Ew who'd flirt with HIM?

17 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Irony at it’s best - KingSlayer93316

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

I think that's hilarious because I fervently believe that trump is the messiah god bless trump and the United states of America

18 "Look at my African American over here!"

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

That's like me saying " check it out people I'm not racist after all" while holding the confederate flag

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

19 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747

20 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.

That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

Your bringing drugs, your doing crime, and your a rapist, and SOME, ONLY SOME, 😤 assume you are a good person, not MOST people though. - Sofiaaaaaa

21 "I hate Obama"

Eh, this quote isn't that bad in my opinion. - BlueTelegraph

Obama is not terrible

Trump: "I hate Obama."
Supporters: "Yaay! Wall good! Wall good! Wall good! " - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I added this. Even if Obama is terrible there is no way he is worse than you. He is trying to fool us by thinking that Obama is the worst. - njalabi63989

22 "I'm the President, you're not"

Be a good one then.
Wait, no it will never change. - Sofiaaaaaa

We are citizens, and some citizens voted for you to be president in the first place - KingSlayer93316

He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue

23 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

Probably even James Reynolds respected women more than YOU.
(I'm sorry I just HAD to talk about Hamilton)
But it's the truth. - Sofiaaaaaa

Liar. - Sofiaaaaaa

*see number 11 - KingSlayer93316

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

24 "Obama is the worst thing that our country is going through"

Obama was the best and better than you because he loves Hamilton and you want to ban it. - Sofiaaaaaa

Obama wasn't the best president, but he was far from the worst thing we were going through. - RoseWeasley

Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Both are bad - Jabber

25 “Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?”

Because they CAN, you CAN'T - Sofiaaaaaa

What about you? - Murphypaw

This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

So bad it's here twice

26 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

Haha! That is comedic gold right there. - RogerMcBaloney

She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.

Dun DUN DUNNNn - Sofiaaaaaa

27 "Wrong!"

Melania: I love you.
Donald: Wrong! - RoseWeasley

I hope he was regarding his presidency - KingSlayer93316

Me: Hello-
Trump: Wrong! - RoseWeasley

Your wrong. - Sofiaaaaaa

28 "You're fired"

Look in a mirror and say that - SeeU

29 "Covfefe"

What the heck is covfefe - TheAwesomeDude54

What was he trying to say? - RoseWeasley

I better not find this in the dictionary in the next 3 years - KingSlayer93316

Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"

30 "That makes me smart"

"WRONG! " - Sofiaaaaaa

As smart as a cockroach. - RoseWeasley

(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)

Donald trump and smart don't belong in the same sentence. - PokemonRPGbro

31 "Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?"

Who would vote for YOUR face. - Sofiaaaaaa

No one - KingSlayer93316

Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL

Said Trump while looking at a mirror

32 "speaking of mosquitoes, hi Hillary how are you doing?"

Where did mosquitoes come from...? - Sofiaaaaaa

Both are mosquitoes - RoseWeasley

Replace Hillary with Trump, and you have an accurate quote - KingSlayer93316

33 "This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."

What the heck is, 'Big water'? - Sofiaaaaaa

*surprised Pikachu face* - RoseWeasley

Wow. - Murphypaw

A round of applause for Donald for identifying that mystical substance that covers 71% of the Earth's surface. - PlanetDeadwing

Wow! He must of graduated from Harvard to be able to identify that very weird substance! - KingSlayer93316

34 "I am the least racist person you will ever meet"

Are you sure? - Sofiaaaaaa

*dies of laughter after realizing how idiotic this quote is*

Also, see number 10 - KingSlayer93316

Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.

More like most racist

35 "And to Rosie O'Donnell; You're welcome, Shamou."

Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.

And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.


Don't judge a book by it's cover idiot. She could be nice... maybe :|

36 "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

What do you mean by "documented"? Oh I know, let's ask Stormy Daniels. - RogerMcBaloney

Long fingers are gross. And what various parts? Wait... - KingSlayer93316

What the...
*cringes so hard my face turns inside out*

Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?

37 "My ability to discern the worth of lies is unmatched"

You are a lie yourself

Because you are the greatest liar

38 “You haven’t been called, go back to Univision.”
39 "Are you from South Korea"

I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea

Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU

Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Does that matter? No.

40 "I know words, I have the best words."

And the stupidest words. - KingSlayer93316

I think these are the only two adjectives he knows..

Yes, because "covfefe" is a word. - RoseWeasley

The fact that he is our president and has to make a claim that he "knows words" (Lol) is not a good sign to me - TheInsomniac

41 "You people know a lot about trucks."

Bing bing bong

I don't even know.

No words

They carry stuff, they are big, they have 12-18 wheels, and they do not go “Bing bing bong”. That’s what I know - KingSlayer93316

42 “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"

Did you guys know that Hillary Clinton started the " birth certificate issue " during the 2008 Democratic primaries?

I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy

And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

The whole issue with where Obama "really was born" was always f-ing ridiculous! I'm sure the process to become a canidate for the PotUS would prevent anyone who doesn't meet the requirements to be in & that includes this 'issue'! Besides, just because someone was born somewhere else doesn't mean they plan to harm the USA, or whatever. This STUPID argument was always just an unfair, racist, & moronic way to force Obama out of office!

Yes Obama could have done better (expcally of the house worked with him, but no let's all just blame Obama). But please he's not that bad!

43 “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.

44 "The Indian"

The Indian? - Sofiaaaaaa

Nope - KingSlayer93316

Just no

She is a sikh, Sikhs have a very unique god who supports all bad things and never sends them to hell, As sikhs god has no Hell.
Everything for sikh is money, example Sunny Leone prostitute.

45 "I alone can fix it"

No, you can't fix the next war WW3. Not now. - Sofiaaaaaa

Can you fix America’s 22 billion dollar debt? - KingSlayer93316

Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191

Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

46 "... I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election - if I win."

Trump literally got the lowest approval rating out of any modern president when he first got elected. If anything, he became infamous. - Rue

What are you going to do if you DON'T?! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

What a over-egotistical brat! But it's nothing surprising from Donald troll

You sound like my brother, brat bitch - RainbowArtist191

47 "Get that baby out of here"

Trump please stop talking to yourself. - Murphypaw

Was he talking about himself? - RoseWeasley

Well that’s cruel - KingSlayer93316

You? - LaST_LiGHT

48 "I'm like, really smart!...a stable genius!"

Tell that to all your unstable tweets, "stable genius". - ModernSpongeBobSucks

49 "The laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb on the ninth month. This needs to change"

The laws? Giving birth after 9 months is natural! Trump is a sicko - KingSlayer93316

... how? I... think trump needs to go back to Fifth grade for sex education or whatever.

The LAWS?! - SpectralOwl

Really? How can you be this dumb? - RogerMcBaloney

50 "Why do we want all these people from sh*thole countries coming here?"

Ughh this is horrible why isn't it on the list yet!

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