Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quoteskeycha1n
The Top Ten
Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel
Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21
Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called "honesty" when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements he's made prior to running for office. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border which will only institute racism and cost American tax dollars because why the hell would Mexico pay for that. His political attitude towards women and people with opposing political beliefs is disgusting and cruel. Honestly if he becomes president it only reflects poorly on the American populace...
I'm moving back to Mexico if he wins. Screw him. - Pegasister12
LegoGeek21 is retarded so is ryanrimmelV 64 Comments
Donald Trump:I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.
Mexican person: No you don't USA is awesome, and don't you DARE call us terrorists, nobody is paying your stupid wall
He's not going to deport any LEGAL immigrants. JUST ILLEGAL ONES. He didn't say ALL Mexicans were rapists/drug dealers/criminals...HE SAID MANY OF THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE. Now, I HATE Trump as a person, but I like him as a president. He's going to put America first, and care about AMERICA before other countries. Obama couldn't care less about the country he was PRESIDENT OF, he cared about other countries.
I swear if he is elected president, I will spray paint my Mexican friends white (not literal white but skin color white) so they can stay here. If that doesn't work then I'll throw a going away party for my friends - SirSkeletorThe3rd
When will he stop with the wall!V 62 Comments
Actual no, America is leading in World Pollution. Also America is most likely gonna start the Resource Wars since they invade random countries and steal their oil and defend themselves saying "Terrorism". Even though some of those countries didn't have terrorists til the U.S. came in - SirSkeletorThe3rd
What a moron. Everyone knows that the Chinese are having major problems with pollution and with global warming. What affects one part of the planet affects all others in terms of climate change.
Actually, the Chinese have pollution because 1. They are a developing country and ALL developing countries throughout history had smog. 2. They're making stuff for low prices so that AmericanS don't have to work to death. And their pollution isn't nearly bad as India's but that's just ignored by Sinophobes because India isn't catching up to the US.
Marilyn Manson saying chinaman not racist
THIS quote is racist
Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson! - SirSkeletorThe3rd
No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive. - Therandom
Do not let this guy run our country. - keycha1n
If I was your daughter I would be scared. Incest creep.
I'm scared for his daughterV 40 Comments
Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk
I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!
At least, the civilians don't have to pay taxes to him. - TheRegular1227
Yet he still needed a million dollars from his dad... - naFrovivuSV 29 Comments
Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm
This should be number 1. All these other ones on the list isn't even bad. But this is the only part I hate.
Groping is NOT OKAY. THAT IS ILLEGAL AND UNLESS YOU HAVE CONSENT, THEN DON'T DO IT! YOU ARE BASICALLY TEACHING KIDS TO GRAB WOMEN, WHICH IS GOING TO TURN THIS COUNTRY INTO THE Middle East. WHAT!
This guy is our president...V 9 Comments
Right because all his voters are moronic racist, sexist, @$$holes like himself. They cheer if he shoot a puppy
This actually sort of makes sense. No matter what Trump does, people will still vote Trump. - RalphBob
Unless you accidentally shoot one of your voters LOL - Goku02
Yeah, because he wouldn’t get voters!V 24 Comments
Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.
It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!
A million dollar is not a small loan. He would know that if he actually cared about small businesspeople.
You are idiotic. A million dollars to a billionaire is like 20 bucks - FerrariDude64
A SMALL loan?
He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump
Hey, at least he's an honest guy. - keycha1n
He said this? Wow... - TheFourthWorldV 23 Comments
I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote. - keycha1n
I'm white and that still offends me! - Survivor101
At least the "black" guy count's his fortune - CerealGuy
Racist!V 25 Comments
That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.
That is offensive to women. Saying that girls only matter for their looks and not for what they do is offensive. I hate him mainly for being sexist. - AnimeDrawer
And it doesn't matter if Donald trump dies
I love that picture so much!V 10 Comments
Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)
I don't care Trump. You're still an idiot. A clever idiot, but an idiot.
Then why did you say that global warming was invented by and for the Chinese? - LaST_LiGHT
Says the man who thinks global warming was created by the ChineseV 27 Comments
Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House
What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen
That's the most dumbest line I ever heard.
The picture is scaryV 21 Comments
Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.
Says the person whose business was sued for discriminating against African Americans in 1973.
*See number 10 - TheInsomniacV 16 Comments
You are such a good wall maker! Be a wall maker instead of a president!
Trump should work on a construction site instead of being president. - naFrovivuS
"I am the best at petting cats. I really am. Nobody pets cats better than me." - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Please stop with the wall!V 16 Comments
They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue
People like him because he's an idiot. And if I was dating him, I wouldn't count him in my future husband list. NOT in a million years I would marry him. He should be a lone guy, because all those women heard enough about him. - RainbowArtist191
Ew who'd flirt with HIM?V 9 Comments
That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."
It's like saying, "cats are terrible, cats kill babies, cats kill birds, but some I assume are good pets". - Emberflight_of_StormClan
I bet all those people r more 'good people' than trump was & will ever b
That's like saying "this person murdered children and raped 50 people but they're still a good person"V 3 Comments
Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.
One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.
Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.
He's saying "hey peeps! Look at me! I'm not racist! I'm so good! " I would give a black person a million dollars if he/she asked if I would kill you, bitch - RainbowArtist191V 5 Comments
Because what you said is already horrifying enough.
Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.
What irony and contradictory that quote was! LOSER - wariolady
He actually said thisV 15 Comments
This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.
I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species
Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.
My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!
Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen? - BlarchBlaces
Yeah right, getting rid of abortion is totally respectful to a woman's choice.
Didn't he just talk about grabbing a woman's private parts...V 6 Comments
This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
So bad it's here twice
What is racist about this comment is that the countries he was referring to were in Africa�"therefore, largely the ancestral country of many African-Americans. That alone would be enough to make it racist, but Trump made it even more racist by asking why we couldn’t get more immigrants from Norway (an almost entirely white country). Not only did that addition make the comment more racist, but also showed the ignorance of Trump since he apparently thinks we can choose which countries we get our immigrants from. He may be shocked to learn that there are virtually no Norwegians willing to give up their free health care, clean air and water, and low crime rate in order to move to America.
He didn't say that, he said: "Why do we need more of these s*** holes immigrating to America? - PokemonRPGbroV 2 Comments
She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.
Donald will make a great presi- WRONG!
Every time, every moment
Look in a mirror and say that - SeeU
(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)
Donald trump and smart don't belong in the same sentence. - PokemonRPGbro
Proves he is the moron "many" people have said he is
So, Trump is basically saying that the majority of Americans are stupid because they pay taxes.V 3 Comments
Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"
My other favorite - EliHbk
How did this become a meme? Is he meant to write conference or coffee? Sounds more like the latter if you ask me. - CrimsonShark
Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL
Said Trump while looking at a mirror
He would have said it while looking at the mirror - rineesingh
Youngest President ever. Being President at age 2. Wow - TeamRocket747V 14 Comments
He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue
Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.
And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.
No! Donald isn’t overweight! Remember? His doctor (now head of Veteran Affairs, though eminently unqualified) said he was 6’3, 239. You know who really is 6’3, 238? The quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott. Wouldn’t you love to see a picture of Dak and Donald together? I think what it would prove is how much of a liar every person associated with this president is.V 1 Comment
You are a lie yourself
Because you are the greatest liar
Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Listen, Donald. Insult him ONE more time and I swear I will burn your "hair". He's amazing and his inauguration is the best thing that happened to America. Look at the difference at his and yours. - LaST_LiGHT
Well Obama might be a terrible president but Trump is always worse. - njalabi63989
Obama was better that Trump will ever be. And I'm Canadian.V 8 Comments
Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?
*cringes so hard my face turns inside out*
He's talking about his privates.
A round of applause for Donald for identifying that mystical substance that covers 71% of the Earth's surface. - PlanetDeadwing
I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea
Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU
Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan
No are you from North Korea - TeamRocket747V 4 Comments
I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy
And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Did you guys know that Hillary Clinton started the " birth certificate issue " during the 2008 Democratic primaries?
The "extremely credible source" is your dumb brain - LaST_LiGHTV 1 Comment
I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.
Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.
Over 50 items, nobody added this? - 445956
More like most racist
She is a sikh, Sikhs have a very unique god who supports all bad things and never sends them to hell, As sikhs god has no Hell.
Everything for sikh is money, example Sunny Leone prostitute.
The fact that he is our president and has to make a claim that he "knows words" (Lol) is not a good sign to me - TheInsomniac
He claims to have an Ivy League education
And what's the antonym for genuine
As John Oliver once said, "Oh please. The biggest word in the sentence 'I have the best words' is the word 'words'! - Kfox101V 6 Comments
I don't even know.
Bing bing bong
Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191
Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Sounds like something a dictator would say lmao - Rue
How?V 1 Comment
Trump literally got the lowest approval rating out of any modern president when he first got elected. If anything, he became infamous. - Rue
What are you going to do if you DON'T?! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
What a over-egotistical brat! But it's nothing surprising from Donald troll
You sound like my brother, brat bitch - RainbowArtist191
Tell that to all your unstable tweets, "stable genius". - ModernSpongeBobSucks
... how? I... think trump needs to go back to Fifth grade for sex education or whatever.
The LAWS?! - SpectralOwl
Ughh this is horrible why isn't it on the list yet!
Because they vote for him. - PianoQueen
It's good that you love yourself
He might have been accidentally been telling the truth when he said he loves the poorly educated. - seafowlomicron
You're right and nominating Betsy Devos as the Secretary of education proves that. - RueV 3 Comments
Trump: "I hate Obama."
Supporters: "Yaay! Wall good! Wall good! Wall good! " - Emberflight_of_StormClan
I added this. Even if Obama is terrible there is no way he is worse than you. He is trying to fool us by thinking that Obama is the worst. - njalabi63989
More like We hate you TRUMP!
Of course, you’re in the Republican Party, not the Democratic Party. - MrCoolCV 3 Comments
You? - LaST_LiGHT
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Top Remixes (11)
2. "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
3. "I am officially running for President of the United States."
2. "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
3. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
2. "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."
3. "Look at my African American over here!"
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