Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called "honesty" when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements he's made prior to running for office. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border which will only institute racism and cost American tax dollars because why the hell would Mexico pay for that. His political attitude towards women and people with opposing political beliefs is disgusting and cruel. Honestly if he becomes president it only reflects poorly on the American populace...

All of these children stating they'll leave the country if Trump is elected - such BS. None of you will follow through and since you're all anonymous here it's an easy thing to brag you'll do but can't demonstrate. But if that's how loyal you are to working in reality and trying to make your country the best it can be, then please leave now and become part of some other country's problem

I'll admit that the moving to a country trend has gone too far, though. Still, my parents REALLY hate Donald Trump. On the bright side, they haven't literally said anything about moving to Canada if Donald Trump wins. Then again, we JOKED about moving to Canada if Donald Trump wins. Just saying.

I'll ensure that if he's the president, WWIII will occur, most people will be on strike, and overthrow him. Jerry Sanders is what we call the future president, go to Google or watch a WatchMojo video about him to see what I'm talking about.

Everyone's gonna have to get used to it. Trump has been leading the polls since the very beginning. If you don't like it, then move to Iran or Korea. You'll probably be much happier there.

2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Here's how I see it.

The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.

What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular.

He needs to stop lying to us. We, the American citizens, will end up paying for his damn wall. Because Trump is an idiot who thinks he can simply demand another country to do stuff for him as if he were their boss.

This is why people have been worried about a business man being the president. He doesn't have the president mentality. He's treating this country like a business practice to him. As in he is the big boss and he will get rid of everyone who disagrees with his policies. I don't know how this isn't brought up this often because it's horrifying honestly.

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#1 - That wall isn't going to work. Mexico has underground tunnels and they can build stairs. Also, ever thought of them going PAST THE WALL to the OCEAN? That wall will only slightly delay Mexico coming to America.

#2 - Why would Mexico pay for a wall that will TRY to block THEM. Not gonna work. Mexico surprisingly did not pay for it.

This is my favorite quote out of Donald Trump so then Mexico should pay for the wall he's like Lex Luthor as t he President of the USA from Superman Mexico ugh the worst country ever too many drug cartels and the violence gets even worse every year!

3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

Yeah he also said that scientists made up the whole global warming thing because they have a political bias which is one of the most insulting things you can say about scientists. You are literally taking people whose job is to draw tentative conclusions that best fit the data and evidence and saying they only came to the conclusion that all the data and evidence points towards because they have a political bias. Trump, you are the one with a political bias for not believing in Global Warming, not the scientists who are actually looking at the facts. Facts that would be true whether the scientists supported you as president or not.

TRUMP. You DARE Say China Made All The Global Warming? Have You Forgotten How China Helped You With The Coronavirus! This Quote Cannot Be Made A Joke, Blaming China Itself Making All These! You Must Do, Not Blame While All The Other Die! That Insulting! Believe Me, When China's Chairman Retire, We'll Give You Some Strength To See! Our Great Wall Is Ours To Say, So Don't Blame Any Of Our Landscapes Or Scenic Spots.

Of all the ridiculous claims made up by climate change deniers(Who are huge idiots), this has to be one of the most laughable and ignorant of all time.

Actually, the Chinese have pollution because 1. They are a developing country and ALL developing countries throughout history had smog. 2. They're making stuff for low prices so that AmericanS don't have to work to death. And their pollution isn't nearly bad as India's but that's just ignored by Sinophobes because India isn't catching up to the US.

4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

I mean, in this case it kinda seems to be at most an instinctive answer on his part, as right off the bat, that woman in that reality show starts off with a weird question and that particular conversation regarding his daughter being on the playboy magazine was going on longer than he expected and you could see that trump was trying to think of a balanced answer but he just ended up thinking "f*** it. I'll shut this topic of discussion down in my own way" and said so. So yeah, not that messed up as the liberals claim it to be but more of an issue related to how he needs to generally improve while talking to the press, public outlets, etc

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson!

No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive.

When the objectification of women is so much a part of one's psychological makeup that they start espousing incestual diatribe, it's time for the civilized people to take notice and condemn the perpetrator. Shame on the people who elected this P.O.S.

Did he really say that? I had no idea. Considering Ivanka sitting in his lap like in most photos of Ivanka's teen years, maybe he already have dated her. I wouldn't be surprised such think from Trump.

5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Everyone knows you're rich, how else would you get in the presidential running? And what if all those homeless people, do you know how much you offend them and everyone else who is with low income? if you want to win this election think before you speak.

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

A rich man isn't responsible for the suffering of a poor man and a poor man isn't entitled to a rich man's wealth. Sad but that's the way it's supposed to work

Alright then can everybody who is in need have your money then if your REALLY that rich? Wait, sorry. I firgit Donald troll is a self-centered @$$hole who only cares about himself

Oh and you have a private jet too huh? What If we all use our money for donation instead? You don't need OUR money after all...

6 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!

Gotta admit, this made me laugh (I'm not a Trump supporter or anyone's supporter because I don't live in America and don't care about American politics, though I know American politics inadvertently affects world politics).

Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.

Imagine Draco Malfoy going like ‘MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!”
Draco Malfoy needs better comebacks
Lucius Malfoy hears about everything

7 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

The sad thing is, he isn't wrong. MAGA kids are such huge bootlickers that they'll treat him like a god for anything. If he decided to commit a genocide, his supporters would still cheer him on.

What does he mean?! Is he actually stupid? Just because you are president or people blindly follow you for whatever reasons doesn't mean you can just kill someone. "Hey, Donald Trump shot a dude earlier today. Who cares? " He gets handicaps with laws. Sure thing.

If you shoot somebody, people would think you're a psycho and stop following you on Facebook and Twitter. And when I mean "people", I mean EVERYONE.

One of my best friends is a Trump supporter. But I'm pretty sure he'd lose HER if he shot an innocent human.

8 "Grab her by the p****"

I may be wrong, but I don't think that he was serious when he said this. He probably said it as a joke in order to trigger feminists and liberals.

Seriously anyone who defends this because it's just "locker room" talk or they've heard much worse, you are an idiot. The president should be a role model, just because people say things this all the time doesn't make it acceptable for him to say since he should act professional. The same goes for other things that people claim "doesn't make him a bad president." It kind of does. The person representing the country should not be someone who doesn't think at all about what they say. Easily the worst president at this point. Every day some new drama happens. Trump is making his presidency like a reality T.V. show. And let's not forget that all of the people he's appointed are greedy and instead of caring about the opinion of the citizens they try to see how they can make money. This whole thing with trying to destroy net neutrality is disgusting. Same goes for the EPA. Donald Trump's presidency is a joke and I really hope something changes.

Every single straight liberal democrat male has also said this, including your dad, your brother, and your spouse.

This should be number 1. All these other ones on the list isn't even bad. But this is the only part I hate.

9 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

"I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Feel stupid & insucure about that, @$$hole.

Show us your IQ tests. Or is that like your tax returns--something you brag about but have nothing to back it up

Sorry Trump, but apparently you didn't really notice the small minus sign when you

10 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself.

You wanna know what does the "J" stand for? Jerk. Oh and FYI, raccoons are more cuter than you and would tear your "delicate" hair into a ball of hairs

He's such an idiot.
Yes, now he will probably track me down and shoot me because I'm not one of his voters.

Whats the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald Trumps hair, wet raccoons have more class

The Newcomers

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The Contenders
11 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

How racist. Black people built this state you are standing on, so watch your mouth. I'm so offended as a black person.

I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote.

Don't elect him as the U.S. president, he'll treat the American-African people as slaves again, even Obama.

Hope whatever black guy he's talking about stole some money while he was at it

12 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Is that what you said to Ivanka? Also, if you say this to anybody with big body parts, I will kill you. Oh, sorry, it sounded a little bit unrealistic, I will do it. Mark my words.

That is offensive to women. Saying that girls only matter for their looks and not for what they do is offensive. I hate him mainly for being sexist.

Yet you still throw a fit when the media talks negatively about you.

He just likes his wife because she's a model and his wife just likes him for the enharitence

13 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

I hate you. No. If you ban Muslims I will find you and kill you. Jk. But this is terrible and I'm not being target eyed.

I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.

Not surprising Donald troll. Kindness & shame is far from your understanding.

14 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America.

If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.

Liar. You know, I will do this to the blacks: I will break in his house and burn his ugly jelly hair. And steal all his money. Thumbs up if you like this idea

Hope he DOESN'T win the election. Racist fat man. He ain't building that hideous wall around my beautiful country.

15 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

Excuse me, my dad is a brick layer. He has built ENTIRE HOUSES and even a single brick from those houses is more than you achieved

Great Wall of China is thousands of miles across, and people who build a wall that long are cool! Unlike yours, Trump.

He wont even be the one building the wall, so why should he boast about his wall building skills?

At this point I don't care if Hillary wins I just want that idiot to piss off.He will ruin our country and quite possibly start wars with Mexico.It's a thought that I do not want to think about.

16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

People like him because he's an idiot. And if I was dating him, I wouldn't count him in my future husband list. NOT in a million years I would marry him. He should be a lone guy, because all those women heard enough about him.

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive.

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon.

You want all those women?
That's disgusting.
Your wife should break up with you.

17 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.

Count them all. Most people are good, but most people are bringing drugs, doing crime and they're rapists, and when I say rapists, I'm talking about him.

Your bringing drugs, your doing crime, and your a rapist, and SOME, ONLY SOME, 😤 assume you are a good person, not MOST people though.

That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.

18 "Look at my African American over here!"

I didn't know slavery is legal again in this day & age, Donald troll. I'm sure you could be arrested for that. In fact, that'd be fine with me.

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

19 "I am the least racist person you will ever meet"

Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.

*dies of laughter after realizing how idiotic this quote is*

Also, see number 10

Over 50 items, nobody added this?

More like most racist

20 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

Then why do you keep talking about immigration

I am bathing in a pool of irony.

21 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year.

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

This is so wrong!

22 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen?

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

Probably even James Reynolds respected women more than YOU.
(I'm sorry I just HAD to talk about Hamilton)
But it's the truth.

Yeah, right, creep! You have as much respect for women than toddlers do for the family cat!

23 "I am the least racist person you have ever met"

*dies of laughter*

Just read #10.

24 "The laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb on the ninth month. This needs to change"

The laws? Giving birth after 9 months is natural! Trump is a sicko

... how? I... think trump needs to go back to Fifth grade for sex education or whatever.

The LAWS?!

25 “Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?”

What is racist about this comment is that the countries he was referring to were in Africa�"therefore, largely the ancestral country of many African-Americans. That alone would be enough to make it racist, but Trump made it even more racist by asking why we couldn’t get more immigrants from Norway (an almost entirely white country). Not only did that addition make the comment more racist, but also showed the ignorance of Trump since he apparently thinks we can choose which countries we get our immigrants from. He may be shocked to learn that there are virtually no Norwegians willing to give up their free health care, clean air and water, and low crime rate in order to move to America.

This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president.

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