Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel

Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21

Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called "honesty" when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements he's made prior to running for office. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border which will only institute racism and cost American tax dollars because why the hell would Mexico pay for that. His political attitude towards women and people with opposing political beliefs is disgusting and cruel. Honestly if he becomes president it only reflects poorly on the American populace...

I'm moving back to Mexico if he wins. Screw him. - Pegasister12

Why won't both Trump and Clinton lost the election and stayed with Obama instead?

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2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

My friend Vanessa (the Buttercup/Spitfire fan) is American Mexican and she is really close to me. I don't want to lose her. If Donald Trump dares to do this I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM WITH EVERY LAST BREATH IN MY BODY. For the Mexicans, Muslims, and all my friends. - TwilightKitsune

Donald Trump:I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

Mexican person: No you don't USA is awesome, and don't you DARE call us terrorists, nobody is paying your stupid wall

He's not going to deport any LEGAL immigrants. JUST ILLEGAL ONES. He didn't say ALL Mexicans were rapists/drug dealers/criminals...HE SAID MANY OF THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE. Now, I HATE Trump as a person, but I like him as a president. He's going to put America first, and care about AMERICA before other countries. Obama couldn't care less about the country he was PRESIDENT OF, he cared about other countries.

You deserve to pay for that dumb wall. Get out of the Oval Office, Donald Dump!

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3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

Actual no, America is leading in World Pollution. Also America is most likely gonna start the Resource Wars since they invade random countries and steal their oil and defend themselves saying "Terrorism". Even though some of those countries didn't have terrorists til the U.S. came in - SirSkeletorThe3rd

What a moron. Everyone knows that the Chinese are having major problems with pollution and with global warming. What affects one part of the planet affects all others in terms of climate change.

Actually, the Chinese have pollution because 1. They are a developing country and ALL developing countries throughout history had smog. 2. They're making stuff for low prices so that AmericanS don't have to work to death. And their pollution isn't nearly bad as India's but that's just ignored by Sinophobes because India isn't catching up to the US.

Pollution: Thanks President for ruining my reputation.
Trump: You welcome.

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4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive. - Therandom

Do not let this guy run our country. - keycha1n

If I was your daughter I would be scared. Incest creep.

I am sure your daughter doesn't like this. - Lucretia

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5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk

Aw, you're rich? That's nice! Don't care! - PrincessKiana

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

Yet he still needed a million dollars from his dad... - naFrovivuS

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6 "Grab her by the p****"

Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm

This should be number 1. All these other ones on the list isn't even bad. But this is the only part I hate.


Seriously anyone who defends this because it's just "locker room" talk or they've heard much worse, you are an idiot. The president should be a role model, just because people say things this all the time doesn't make it acceptable for him to say since he should act professional. The same goes for other things that people claim "doesn't make him a bad president." It kind of does. The person representing the country should not be someone who doesn't think at all about what they say. Easily the worst president at this point. Every day some new drama happens. Trump is making his presidency like a reality T.V. show. And let's not forget that all of the people he's appointed are greedy and instead of caring about the opinion of the citizens they try to see how they can make money. This whole thing with trying to destroy net neutrality is disgusting. Same goes for the EPA. Donald Trump's presidency is a joke and I really hope something changes - LarrytheFairy

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7 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

Right because all his voters are moronic racist, sexist, @$$holes like himself. They cheer if he shoot a puppy

I support trump but if he shot a puppy, I wouldn't cheer and I would not support him anymore. - AStumpedHuman

This actually sort of makes sense. No matter what Trump does, people will still vote Trump. - RalphBob

Unless you accidentally shoot one of your voters LOL - Goku02

Unless of course, he shoots somrpns who votes for him. - Catlover2004

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8 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump

Hey, at least he's an honest guy. - keycha1n

J stands for jerkass - InsertCleverName

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9 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.

It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!

A million dollar is not a small loan. He would know that if he actually cared about small businesspeople.

You are idiotic. A million dollars to a billionaire is like 20 bucks - FerrariDude64

Whats a small loan to you? 400. Its probably worth that amount to him - Lucretia

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10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote. - keycha1n

I'm white and that still offends me! - Survivor101

At least the "black" guy count's his fortune - CerealGuy

This is kinda racist. - AnimeDrawer

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The Contenders

11 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

I don't care Trump. You're still an idiot. A clever idiot, but an idiot.

Then why did you say that global warming was invented by and for the Chinese? - LaST_LiGHT

This is the funniest quote I’ve ever read, and I mean that in the best way possible. - DCfnaf

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12 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Oh okay, in order for me to be famous, I have to have a big butt and big breasts? I don't care how big my body parts are, I will still prosper in my dream of becoming a legend. - PrincessKiana

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

That is offensive to women. Saying that girls only matter for their looks and not for what they do is offensive. I hate him mainly for being sexist. - AnimeDrawer

Is that what you said to Ivanka? Also, if you say this to anybody with big body parts, I will kill you. Oh, sorry, it sounded a little bit unrealistic, I will do it. Mark my words. - LaST_LiGHT

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13 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

You are such a good wall maker! Be a wall maker instead of a president!

Trump should work on a construction site instead of being president. - naFrovivuS

"I am the best at petting cats. I really am. Nobody pets cats better than me." - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Then how is china's thousands of miles long? It's a great wall then. - AStumpedHuman

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14 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen

That's the most dumbest line I ever heard.

That's not a bad idea. Too bad the EU leaders think otherwise. - MatrixGuy

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15 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Well, I'm black and I hope you lose the election and you and your stupid and racist comments will go away forever. - PrincessKiana

I don't want to be a party pooper but he already won. Anyway, you're right. Blacks deserve the same respect as well as rights like white people. Everybody deserves it. - LaST_LiGHT

Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.

Says the one who hates blacks counting money - TeamRocket747

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16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Who would ever flirt with someone who never washes his hair? - PrincessKiana

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue

... Said the guy who tried to grab a woman's breast. - LaST_LiGHT

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17 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

It's like saying, "cats are terrible, cats kill babies, cats kill birds, but some I assume are good pets". - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I bet all those people r more 'good people' than trump was & will ever b

Count them all. Most people are good, but most people are bringing drugs, doing crime and they're rapists, and when I say rapists, I'm talking about him. - RainbowArtist191

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18 "Look at my African American over here!"

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

He's saying "hey peeps! Look at me! I'm not racist! I'm so good! " I would give a black person a million dollars if he/she asked if I would kill you, bitch - RainbowArtist191

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19 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747

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20 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

What irony and contradictory that quote was! LOSER - wariolady

He actually said this

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21 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen? - BlarchBlaces

Yeah right, getting rid of abortion is totally respectful to a woman's choice.

Over a year later and I still can't believe this man is this beloved - ProPanda

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22 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.

23 "You're fired"

Look in a mirror and say that - SeeU

shut up

24 "Wrong!"

Every time, every moment

Donald will make a great presi- WRONG!

25 “Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?”

This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Obviously to find a better life

(that is, assuming he's talking about the third world and Mexico, at least) - xandermartin98

I don’t want to be "that guy" but...what’s racist about this comment? - DCfnaf

26 "That makes me smart"

(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)

Proves he is the moron "many" people have said he is

Donald trump, Smart?
they don't add up

So, Trump is basically saying that the majority of Americans are stupid because they pay taxes.

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27 "I'm the President, you're not"

He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue

28 "Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?"

Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL

Said Trump while looking at a mirror

He would have said it while looking at the mirror - rineesingh

Youngest President ever. Being President at age 2. Wow - TeamRocket747

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29 "Covfefe"

Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"

My other favorite - EliHbk

How did this become a meme? Is he meant to write conference or coffee? Sounds more like the latter if you ask me. - CrimsonShark

30 "My ability to discern the worth of lies is unmatched"

You are a lie yourself

Because you are the greatest liar

31 “You haven’t been called, go back to Univision.”
32 "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?

He's talking about his privates.

33 "This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."

A round of applause for Donald for identifying that mystical substance that covers 71% of the Earth's surface. - PlanetDeadwing

34 "And to Rosie O'Donnell; You're welcome, Shamou."

Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.

And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.

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35 "Are you from South Korea"

I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea

Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU

Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

No are you from North Korea - TeamRocket747

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36 “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"

I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy

And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Did you guys know that Hillary Clinton started the " birth certificate issue " during the 2008 Democratic primaries?

The "extremely credible source" is your dumb brain - LaST_LiGHT

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37 “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.

38 "The Indian"

Just no

shut up

She is a sikh, Sikhs have a very unique god who supports all bad things and never sends them to hell, As sikhs god has no Hell.
Everything for sikh is money, example Sunny Leone prostitute.

39 "Obama is the worst thing that our country is going through"

Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Listen, Donald. Insult him ONE more time and I swear I will burn your "hair". He's amazing and his inauguration is the best thing that happened to America. Look at the difference at his and yours. - LaST_LiGHT

Well Obama might be a terrible president but Trump is always worse. - njalabi63989

For right now - PianoQueen

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40 "I know words, I have the best words."

He claims to have an Ivy League education

And what's the antonym for genuine

I have to wonder sometimes if he even made it past kindergarten...

As John Oliver once said, "Oh please. The biggest word in the sentence 'I have the best words' is the word 'words'! - Kfox101

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41 "You people know a lot about trucks."

I don't even know.

Bing bing bong

No words

42 "I alone can fix it"

Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191

Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

If you can't fix your fake hair, you can't fix global warming. - Lucretia

Sounds like something a dictator would say lmao - Rue

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43 "... I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election - if I win."

Trump literally got the lowest approval rating out of any modern president when he first got elected. If anything, he became infamous. - Rue

What are you going to do if you DON'T?! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

What a over-egotistical brat! But it's nothing surprising from Donald troll

You sound like my brother, brat bitch - RainbowArtist191

44 "I love the poorly educated."

Because they vote for him. - PianoQueen

I'm a trump supporter and that's offensive. You're calling me poorly educated just because I'm not voting for someone else? Really? - AStumpedHuman

It's good that you love yourself

He might have been accidentally been telling the truth when he said he loves the poorly educated. - seafowlomicron

You're right and nominating Betsy Devos as the Secretary of education proves that. - Rue

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45 "I hate Obama"

Trump: "I hate Obama."
Supporters: "Yaay! Wall good! Wall good! Wall good! " - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I added this. Even if Obama is terrible there is no way he is worse than you. He is trying to fool us by thinking that Obama is the worst. - njalabi63989

More like We hate you TRUMP!

Yes, let’s get all offended by the one time Trump said he hated Obama, but let’s ignore all of the comments from liberals saying they hate Trump. - DCfnaf

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46 "Get that baby out of here"

You? - LaST_LiGHT

47 "I'm like, really smart!...a stable genius!"

Tell that to all your unstable tweets, "stable genius". - ModernSpongeBobSucks

48 "I would bring back waterboarding, and I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding... Don’t tell me it doesn’t work - torture works... if it doesn’t work, they deserve it anyway."

Can we put trump through whatever he has planned here first? I’d say that would be well deserved.

49 "The laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb on the ninth month. This needs to change"

The LAWS?! - SpectralOwl

50 "Wait a minute hold it you dummies"

Trump, why are you talking to those things that model clothes in stores? They can’t talk, ya know?

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