Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel

Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21

And he has been for the past 3 years, and other countries have been pissed at us. Hopefully this quote is outdated by next year - KingSlayer93316

I'm so sad this was a quote from Donald Trump. - Luckys

That's it. I have had enough of the "lAnD oF tHe FrEe"

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2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Here's how I see it.

The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.

What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular. - Nonpointed

#1 - That wall isn't going to work. Mexico has underground tunnels and they can build stairs. Also, ever thought of them going PAST THE WALL to the OCEAN? That wall will only slightly delay Mexico coming to America.

#2 - Why would Mexico pay for a wall that will TRY to block THEM. Not gonna work. Mexico surprisingly did not pay for it.

This is my favorite quote out of Donald Trump so then Mexico should pay for the wall he's like Lex Luthor as t he President of the USA from Superman Mexico ugh the worst country ever too many drug cartels and the violence gets even worse every year! - Lordvader3500

Good luck with that asscheese

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3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

When a person who has been elected to the highest office in the nation spews ignorant nonsense to the masses, that ignorant nonsense trickles down to the unenlightened and they agree out of reverence. It is up to the educated people to stand up to such idiocy.

How is this idiot in office? - RoseWeasley

Global warming is a clear and present danger. To think otherwise is ignorant.

*stares at wall while thinking about penguins and polar bears dying* - KingSlayer93316

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4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

That is creepy - KingSlayer93316

That's messed up. - Luckys

When the objectification of women is so much a part of one's psychological makeup that they start espousing incestual diatribe, it's time for the civilized people to take notice and condemn the perpetrator. Shame on the people who elected this P.O.S.

Did he really say that? I had no idea. Considering Ivanka sitting in his lap like in most photos of Ivanka's teen years, maybe he already have dated her. I wouldn't be surprised such think from Trump.

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5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

How about us poor people? - Luckys

Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk

We all know that. - MrCoolC

OK, then what about your dad’s 1 million dollars? - KingSlayer93316

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6 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

The scary thing is, I actually think he's right!

What does he mean?! Is he actually stupid? Just because you are president or people blindly follow you for whatever reasons doesn't mean you can just kill someone. "Hey, Donald Trump shot a dude earlier today. Who cares? " He gets handicaps with laws. Sure thing.

Uh, yes u would, even if you shot a psychopath.

He just admitted that his supporters are brainwashed

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7 "Grab her by the p****"

So what if he said this years ago? If someone punched a kid years ago & ran for office, would you be fine with it? - RoseWeasley

Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm

Every single straight liberal democrat male has also said this, including your dad, your brother, and your spouse.

15 years ago - Maddox121

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8 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

My mother gave me a small loan of 2 dollars. - Luckys

And it gets even better... turned out the "small loan" was actually more than $60 million. He truly is a self-made billionaire

Are you serious? Small? Everyone already knows how rich you are, you don't need to brag about by calling a million dollars small! Unlike you, most people don't even have close to a million dollar.

It's especially offensive, because there are millions of people (like me) who can scarcely afford to feed and clothe myself, I'm really struggling with jobs and that, and he comes along and insults those people. He's not getting my vote!

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9 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He was jealous because raccoons are cuter & smarter than him. - RoseWeasley

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Wait, so Trump’s hair has 7 billion dollars?

SHAVE IT OFF - KingSlayer93316

Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump

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10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”


Also, what the hell is a yarmulke? - KingSlayer93316

Trump:I have great relationships with black people


I think he succeeded in making the most vastly racist statement I've ever seen in this one quote. - keycha1n

Hope whatever black guy he's talking about stole some money while he was at it - TheInsomniac

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The Contenders

11 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Gotta love that picture, but what a sexist... - KingSlayer93316

That picture though... LOL

Um... - Luckys

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

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12 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

It IS pretty high, but it's nothing compared to a cockroach. - RoseWeasley

And... that is BS. We all know you an ant has a higher IQ than you, Trump - KingSlayer93316

He should eat a dead cockroach, it'll double his IQ to 15. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

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13 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.

What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen

The picture is scary

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14 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

He a liar!

Not me - Luckys

Then why the heck would you say bad things about black people? I'm black and I hope you never win, for the sake of all people of color who live in America. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

If you refer to any group like that it sounds awful. "The Mexicans." "The women" "the Russians" "the Germans" "the blacks" "the Muslims". It sounds terrible.

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15 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

But can he build a firewall? - Userguy44

What about the people that built the Great Wall of China? They’re probably going to better - KingSlayer93316

Please stop with the wall!

You are such a good wall maker! Be a wall maker instead of a president!

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16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

Ew who'd flirt with HIM?

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue

People like him because he's an idiot. And if I was dating him, I wouldn't count him in my future husband list. NOT in a million years I would marry him. He should be a lone guy, because all those women heard enough about him. - RainbowArtist191

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17 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.

That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

It's like saying, "cats are terrible, cats kill babies, cats kill birds, but some I assume are good pets". - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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18 "Look at my African American over here!"

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

That's like me saying " check it out people I'm not racist after all" while holding the confederate flag

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19 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747

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20 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

What irony and contradictory that quote was! LOSER - wariolady

He actually said this

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21 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

Didn't he just talk about grabbing a woman's private parts...

Says the guy who wants to grab their private parts.-DarkBoi-X

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen? - BlarchBlaces

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22 “Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?”

This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

So bad it's here twice

What’s wrong with foreign people? They’re human too - KingSlayer93316

What is racist about this comment is that the countries he was referring to were in Africa�"therefore, largely the ancestral country of many African-Americans. That alone would be enough to make it racist, but Trump made it even more racist by asking why we couldn’t get more immigrants from Norway (an almost entirely white country). Not only did that addition make the comment more racist, but also showed the ignorance of Trump since he apparently thinks we can choose which countries we get our immigrants from. He may be shocked to learn that there are virtually no Norwegians willing to give up their free health care, clean air and water, and low crime rate in order to move to America.

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23 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.

24 "You're fired"

Look in a mirror and say that - SeeU

shut up

25 "Wrong!"

Wrong lol

Me: Hillary would make a better president
Trump: “Wrong! ” - Userguy44

Donald will make a great presi- WRONG!

Every time, every moment

26 "Covfefe"

I better not find this in the dictionary in the next 3 years - KingSlayer93316

Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"

How did this become a meme? Is he meant to write conference or coffee? Sounds more like the latter if you ask me. - CrimsonShark

My other favorite - EliHbk

27 "That makes me smart"

Donald trump and smart don't belong in the same sentence. - PokemonRPGbro

(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)

Proves he is the moron "many" people have said he is

Donald trump, Smart?
they don't add up

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28 "I'm the President, you're not"

We are citizens, and some citizens voted for you to be president in the first place - KingSlayer93316

He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue

29 "Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?"

No one - KingSlayer93316

Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL

Said Trump while looking at a mirror

He would have said it while looking at the mirror - rineesingh

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30 "Obama is the worst thing that our country is going through"

At least Obama isn't a perverted, arrogant racist. - RoseWeasley

Both are bad - Jabber

Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Listen, Donald. Insult him ONE more time and I swear I will burn your "hair". He's amazing and his inauguration is the best thing that happened to America. Look at the difference at his and yours. - LaST_LiGHT

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31 "This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."

A round of applause for Donald for identifying that mystical substance that covers 71% of the Earth's surface. - PlanetDeadwing

32 "And to Rosie O'Donnell; You're welcome, Shamou."

Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.

And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.


Don't judge a book by it's cover idiot. She could be nice... maybe :|

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33 "My ability to discern the worth of lies is unmatched"

You are a lie yourself

Because you are the greatest liar

34 “You haven’t been called, go back to Univision.”
35 "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

What the...
*cringes so hard my face turns inside out*

Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?

He's talking about his privates.

36 "Are you from South Korea"

I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea

Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU

Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Are you from hell Donald Dump? - Catacorn

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37 "I know words, I have the best words."

I think these are the only two adjectives he knows..

The fact that he is our president and has to make a claim that he "knows words" (Lol) is not a good sign to me - TheInsomniac

He claims to have an Ivy League education

And what's the antonym for genuine

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38 "You people know a lot about trucks."

Bing bing bong

I don't even know.

No words

They carry stuff, they are big, they have 12-18 wheels, and they do not go “Bing bing bong”. That’s what I know - KingSlayer93316

39 “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"

Did you guys know that Hillary Clinton started the " birth certificate issue " during the 2008 Democratic primaries?

I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy

And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

The whole issue with where Obama "really was born" was always f-ing ridiculous! I'm sure the process to become a canidate for the PotUS would prevent anyone who doesn't meet the requirements to be in & that includes this 'issue'! Besides, just because someone was born somewhere else doesn't mean they plan to harm the USA, or whatever. This STUPID argument was always just an unfair, racist, & moronic way to force Obama out of office!

Yes Obama could have done better (expcally of the house worked with him, but no let's all just blame Obama). But please he's not that bad!

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40 “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.

41 "I am the least racist person you will ever meet"

*dies of laughter after realizing how idiotic this quote is* - KingSlayer93316

More like most racist

Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.

Over 50 items, nobody added this? - 445956

42 "The Indian"

Nope - KingSlayer93316

Just no

shut up

She is a sikh, Sikhs have a very unique god who supports all bad things and never sends them to hell, As sikhs god has no Hell.
Everything for sikh is money, example Sunny Leone prostitute.

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43 "I alone can fix it"

Can you fix America’s 22 billion dollar debt? - KingSlayer93316

Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191

Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Sounds like something a dictator would say lmao - Rue

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44 "... I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election - if I win."

Trump literally got the lowest approval rating out of any modern president when he first got elected. If anything, he became infamous. - Rue

What are you going to do if you DON'T?! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

What a over-egotistical brat! But it's nothing surprising from Donald troll

You sound like my brother, brat bitch - RainbowArtist191

45 "I'm like, really smart!...a stable genius!"

Tell that to all your unstable tweets, "stable genius". - ModernSpongeBobSucks

46 "The laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb on the ninth month. This needs to change"

... how? I... think trump needs to go back to Fifth grade for sex education or whatever.

The LAWS?! - SpectralOwl

47 "Why do we want all these people from sh*thole countries coming here?"

Ughh this is horrible why isn't it on the list yet!

48 "I love the poorly educated."

Because they vote for him. - PianoQueen

It's good that you love yourself

He might have been accidentally been telling the truth when he said he loves the poorly educated. - seafowlomicron

Well that explains the big ego - lucagalaxy

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49 "I hate Obama"

Obama is not terrible

Trump: "I hate Obama."
Supporters: "Yaay! Wall good! Wall good! Wall good! " - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I added this. Even if Obama is terrible there is no way he is worse than you. He is trying to fool us by thinking that Obama is the worst. - njalabi63989

Of course, you’re in the Republican Party, not the Democratic Party. - MrCoolC

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50 "Get that baby out of here"

Was he talking about himself? - RoseWeasley

Well that’s cruel - KingSlayer93316

You? - LaST_LiGHT

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1. "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."
2. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
3. "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
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