Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "I am officially running for President of the United States."

Donald Trump sucks, and Hillary Clinton is an idiot. I'm genuinely scared for my country - ryanrimmel

Okay, I would vote for Donald Trump in the general election, but they're all idiots at this point. - LegoGeek21


Oh no. - Murphypaw

And he has been for the past 3 years, and other countries have been pissed at us. Hopefully this quote is outdated by next year - KingSlayer93316

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2 "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

I was in a charity shop today go to the bookshelves I found a second hand book on dun dun dun...The Berlin Wall.

Here's how I see it.

The wall, to me, is a figurative thing. I really don't believe there is any way that a physical wall that would rival the Great Wall of China is going to be a thing. I don't think there's a good reason to spend billions to petition for it, which basically makes this probably the worst thing about Trump overall.

What I thought when he mentioned the wall is to simply crack down on immigration laws, tightening the security which had perhaps been lightened during the Obama administration. At least that's what I think. A physical wall is not only impractical, but unpopular. - Nonpointed

Put a wall around his ugly face

Dun dun DUN - Sofiaaaaaa

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3 "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."

When a person who has been elected to the highest office in the nation spews ignorant nonsense to the masses, that ignorant nonsense trickles down to the unenlightened and they agree out of reverence. It is up to the educated people to stand up to such idiocy.

How is this idiot in office? - RoseWeasley

*stares at wall while thinking about penguins and polar bears dying* - KingSlayer93316

Global warming is a clear and present danger. To think otherwise is ignorant.

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4 "She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"

Doesn't he already have a wife.. - Sofiaaaaaa

Creepiest thing EvER - Sofiaaaaaa

Yay! A racist hillbilly is gonna win! Okay, everybody, let's vote for Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson for president. And to American Mexicans, don't vote for Hillary either. She's just as crazy as Trump. Vote for a different person like Ben Carson! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

No, Clinton is corrupt, and sanders is a communist. But sanders is more progressive. - Therandom

That is creepy - KingSlayer93316

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5 "I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."

Might as well cut everyone's taxes, because clearly you don't need 'em by that logic. - PositronWildhawk

How about us poor people? - Luckys

We all know that. - MrCoolC

I'm the same person who wrote something below this comment. You're rich while others starve on the streets? Oh, yeah, that's something to be proud of! You're a rich jerk? Oh, how nice, you should know that I DON'T CARE!

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6 "I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"

Are you going to shoot me because I don't vote for you? - Sofiaaaaaa

The scary thing is, I actually think he's right!

Right because all his voters are moronic racist, sexist, @$$holes like himself. They cheer if he shoot a puppy

What does he mean?! Is he actually stupid? Just because you are president or people blindly follow you for whatever reasons doesn't mean you can just kill someone. "Hey, Donald Trump shot a dude earlier today. Who cares? " He gets handicaps with laws. Sure thing.

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7 "Grab her by the p****"

So what if he said this years ago? If someone punched a kid years ago & ran for office, would you be fine with it? - RoseWeasley

Not only is the quote immature & stupid, but what he says on that whole recording is sickening! It's implied that he doesn't even get consent for kissing or 'grabbing them by the p****' & can just do it because he's a star. Young girls might talk about how they'd like /insertfamousguyhere to do anything to them, but if their fantasied guy comes & starts aggressively kissing her, then it'd freak her out unless she's one of those people who wishes & fantasize about being kidnapped & that c**p. And he cheated in his dumb wife, but all she could say is 'bush pushed him into saying it! ' /facepalm

Every single straight liberal democrat male has also said this, including your dad, your brother, and your spouse.

15 years ago - Maddox121

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8 "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

He shouldn't have. - Sofiaaaaaa

That's spoilt. - Sofiaaaaaa

My father gave me a small loan of nothing. - RoseWeasley

A big loan for me is 50p lol

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9 "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."

He's such an idiot.
Yes, now he will probably track me down and shoot me because I'm not one of his voters. - Sofiaaaaaa

He was jealous because raccoons are cuter & smarter than him. - RoseWeasley

He has a middle name? I guess "J." stands for Just Stupid. By the way the raccoon joke was funny. I always knew his hair was fake, and now he confirmed it himself. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Racoons are more important to the ecosystem than Stupid Trump

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10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

Yeah maybe go count your own money you fat lazy old pig! - Sofiaaaaaa

He's an idiot for being racist. - Sofiaaaaaa


Also, what the hell is a yarmulke? - KingSlayer93316

Trump:I have great relationships with black people


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The Newcomers

? "Puerto Ricans are the worst kind of Mexicans."

The Contenders

11 "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Gotta love that picture, but what a sexist... - KingSlayer93316

That picture though... LOL

That's offensive! I want to throw poop at him now.

Um... - Luckys

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12 "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

But it is small compared to your ego - Murphypaw

It IS pretty high, but it's nothing compared to a cockroach. - RoseWeasley

And... that is BS. We all know you an ant has a higher IQ than you, Trump - KingSlayer93316

Jesus Christ... I'm probably not even 1/7th of donald trumps age and I'm certain that I am much more intelligent than him in every sense of the word. Heck, practically ANYONE would make a better candidate. (Also, his name doesn't deserve capitalization.)

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13 "I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."

Me: I will never apologize for banning Donald Trump from entering the White House

What happened to freedom of religion? - PianoQueen

I hate Donald Trump, but I honestly don't blame him for banning Muslims in America.

The picture is scary

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14 "I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"

Excuse me, my dad is a brick layer. He has built ENTIRE HOUSES and even a single brick from those houses is more than you achieved

Then build one around yourself. - RoseWeasley

*gasp* - Sofiaaaaaa

But can he build a firewall? - Userguy44

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15 "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Think what you say before you say it.
(If you don't think it's always something stupid.) - Sofiaaaaaa

This is so crazy cause it’s such a lie.

He a liar!

Not me - Luckys

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16 "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

You want all those women?
That's disgusting.
Your wife should break up with you. - Sofiaaaaaa

They only like him for your money. If he weren't rich then they would be thinking of ways to kill this racist wet raccoon. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

They only like you for your money, Trump. If you weren't rich, no woman would come near you because you are one of the ugliest men alive. - Rue

Ew who'd flirt with HIM?

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17 "They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."

Uh... When Donald Trump was saying about how he wants to build the walls and banned Mexicans from entering America, did he also used that quote about they're doing drugs, doing crime and they're rapist towards Mexicans, or no? I'm being racist towards Mexicans or anything like that.

That's also the same thing Donald Trump has about Mexicans when he wanted to build a wall to prevent them from entering the America.

That's like saying "that person murdered 10 people, escaped prison and tortured a 5 year old but I assume they are a good person."

Your bringing drugs, your doing crime, and your a rapist, and SOME, ONLY SOME, 😤 assume you are a good person, not MOST people though. - Sofiaaaaaa

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18 "Look at my African American over here!"

Donald trump is a 70 year old that acts like a 10 year old.

One of the top stupidest lines ever spoken by a politician pandering to the public.

That's like me saying " check it out people I'm not racist after all" while holding the confederate flag

Ah, yes, because you DEFINITELY own that human being and have the right to slap a label on them.

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19 "I like people who weren't captured."

This insult to a former prisoner of war was so offensive to me. What kind of attacks a Veteran? Especially not having served in the military? I was surprised that there wasn't more uproar over this comment. Let's me know that probably a lot of people agreed.

I would be embarrassed to be an American at the moment this guy should be locked away for the good of the species

Horrible remark. I wish it were a misquote.

My 4th grade teacher put this on for us to watch last year. - TeamRocket747

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20 "I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"

Irony at it’s best - KingSlayer93316

Because what you said is already horrifying enough.

Aw, honey, your just contradicting yourself here.

What irony and contradictory that quote was! LOSER - wariolady

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21 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

Probably even James Reynolds respected women more than YOU.
(I'm sorry I just HAD to talk about Hamilton)
But it's the truth. - Sofiaaaaaa

Liar. - Sofiaaaaaa

*see number 11 - KingSlayer93316

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

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22 “Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?”

Because they CAN, you CAN'T - Sofiaaaaaa

What about you? - Murphypaw

This is the quote that seriously proved that Donald Trump is as racist as the media criticizes him as. And the fact that he didn't try and apologize for it only makes it worse. Sure, maybe me and some other people wouldn't forgive him easily, but at least he can TRY to take some criticism and try to be a better role model as a president. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

So bad it's here twice

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23 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.

Dun DUN DUNNNn - Sofiaaaaaa

24 "You're fired"

Look in a mirror and say that - SeeU

shut up

25 "Wrong!"

I hope he was regarding his presidency - KingSlayer93316

Me: Hello-
Trump: Wrong! - RoseWeasley

Your wrong. - Sofiaaaaaa

Me: *breat-
Trump: Wrong! - RoseWeasley

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26 "Covfefe"

What was he trying to say? - RoseWeasley

I better not find this in the dictionary in the next 3 years - KingSlayer93316

Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"

Covefefe glabbagloo coffefeeefef topoposssopo ffggft ~ Donald Trump at 3 years - Sofiaaaaaa

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27 "That makes me smart"

As smart as a cockroach. - RoseWeasley

"WRONG! " - Sofiaaaaaa

(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)

Donald trump and smart don't belong in the same sentence. - PokemonRPGbro

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28 "Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?"

Who would vote for YOUR face. - Sofiaaaaaa

No one - KingSlayer93316

Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL

Said Trump while looking at a mirror

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29 "I'm the President, you're not"

Be a good one then.
Wait, no it will never change. - Sofiaaaaaa

We are citizens, and some citizens voted for you to be president in the first place - KingSlayer93316

He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue

30 "Obama is the worst thing that our country is going through"

Obama was the best and better than you because he loves Hamilton and you want to ban it. - Sofiaaaaaa

Obama wasn't the best president, but he was far from the worst thing we were going through. - RoseWeasley

Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Both are bad - Jabber

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31 "And to Rosie O'Donnell; You're welcome, Shamou."

Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.

And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.


Don't judge a book by it's cover idiot. She could be nice... maybe :|

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32 "This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."

What the heck is, 'Big water'? - Sofiaaaaaa

*surprised Pikachu face* - RoseWeasley

Wow. - Murphypaw

A round of applause for Donald for identifying that mystical substance that covers 71% of the Earth's surface. - PlanetDeadwing

33 "I am the least racist person you will ever meet"

Are you sure? - Sofiaaaaaa

*dies of laughter after realizing how idiotic this quote is* - KingSlayer93316

More like most racist

Seems legit, considering he called Mexicans drug lords and rapists, wants to keep out the Mexicans with a wall and wants to ban Muslims from entering America.

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34 "My ability to discern the worth of lies is unmatched"

You are a lie yourself

Because you are the greatest liar

35 “You haven’t been called, go back to Univision.”
36 "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

Long fingers are gross. And what various parts? Wait... - KingSlayer93316

What the...
*cringes so hard my face turns inside out*

Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?

He's talking about his privates.

37 "Are you from South Korea"

I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea

Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU

Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Does that matter? No.

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38 "I know words, I have the best words."

And the stupidest words. - KingSlayer93316

I think these are the only two adjectives he knows..

Yes, because "covfefe" is a word. - RoseWeasley

The fact that he is our president and has to make a claim that he "knows words" (Lol) is not a good sign to me - TheInsomniac

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39 "You people know a lot about trucks."

Bing bing bong

I don't even know.

No words

They carry stuff, they are big, they have 12-18 wheels, and they do not go “Bing bing bong”. That’s what I know - KingSlayer93316

40 “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"

Did you guys know that Hillary Clinton started the " birth certificate issue " during the 2008 Democratic primaries?

I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy

And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

The whole issue with where Obama "really was born" was always f-ing ridiculous! I'm sure the process to become a canidate for the PotUS would prevent anyone who doesn't meet the requirements to be in & that includes this 'issue'! Besides, just because someone was born somewhere else doesn't mean they plan to harm the USA, or whatever. This STUPID argument was always just an unfair, racist, & moronic way to force Obama out of office!

Yes Obama could have done better (expcally of the house worked with him, but no let's all just blame Obama). But please he's not that bad!

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41 “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.

42 "The Indian"

The Indian? - Sofiaaaaaa

Nope - KingSlayer93316

Just no

shut up

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43 "I alone can fix it"

No, you can't fix the next war WW3. Not now. - Sofiaaaaaa

Can you fix America’s 22 billion dollar debt? - KingSlayer93316

Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191

Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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44 "... I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election - if I win."

Trump literally got the lowest approval rating out of any modern president when he first got elected. If anything, he became infamous. - Rue

What are you going to do if you DON'T?! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

What a over-egotistical brat! But it's nothing surprising from Donald troll

You sound like my brother, brat bitch - RainbowArtist191

45 "Get that baby out of here"

Trump please stop talking to yourself. - Murphypaw

Was he talking about himself? - RoseWeasley

Well that’s cruel - KingSlayer93316

You? - LaST_LiGHT

46 "speaking of mosquitoes, hi Hillary how are you doing?"

Where did mosquitoes come from...? - Sofiaaaaaa

Both are mosquitoes - RoseWeasley

Lol! - RogerMcBaloney

Replace Hillary with Trump, and you have an accurate quote - KingSlayer93316

47 "I'm like, really smart!...a stable genius!"

Tell that to all your unstable tweets, "stable genius". - ModernSpongeBobSucks

48 "The laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb on the ninth month. This needs to change"

The laws? Giving birth after 9 months is natural! Trump is a sicko - KingSlayer93316

... how? I... think trump needs to go back to Fifth grade for sex education or whatever.

The LAWS?! - SpectralOwl

49 "Why do we want all these people from sh*thole countries coming here?"

Ughh this is horrible why isn't it on the list yet!

50 "I love the poorly educated."

Because they vote for him. - PianoQueen

It's good that you love yourself

He might have been accidentally been telling the truth when he said he loves the poorly educated. - seafowlomicron

Well that explains the big ego - lucagalaxy

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