Top Ten Creepy Genuine Titles For Children's Books


The Top Ten

1 Where Daddy Touched Me

HE touched my shoulder. Meh. - AlphaQ

2 The Pocket Book Of Boners

"Daddy, Whats a boner? "
"Something that is best to not be seen lmao"
i'm gonna be a horrible dad. - AlphaQ

Seriously! Who thinks up these titles?! This one is insane!
"Mummy... What's are boners.. ? "
"Ask your father, sweetie.." - Britgirl

3 One, Two, Three, PULL!

I've seen the cover for it. Unintentionally disturbing. - PositronWildhawk

4 Hair In Funny Places
5 Mommy's Hot, You're Not

There must be a more innocent meaning behind it... - PositronWildhawk

6 So, What are You Wearing?

You have to see the small, innocent child with the phone to understand. - PositronWildhawk

7 Screwing Farm Animals

"Settle down class, it's reading time."
"Miss, can you read this book to us today? "
"Uh... maybe another one." - Rocko

This is beastiality!

I'm serious. This is a children's book title. - PositronWildhawk

LOLZ this is just too much

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8 Gay-Time Painting Book

Maybe years ago when homosexuality was illegal and they always used the word "gay" as happy. But nowadays, no,
No one uses the word "gay" as Happy probably.

9 Where Willy Went: The Big Story Of A Little Sperm

I can only imagine the parent's faces as they read their kids to sleep with this. - PositronWildhawk

10 It Hurts When I Poop!

The Contenders

11 Why Mommy Poisoned You
12 The Day My Bum Went Psycho

"Butt" in the USA. - thomwim

13 Frankenfart vs. the Bionic Barf Bunnies from Diarrhea Land
14 Butt Wars: The Final Conflict
15 Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy

I have this book.

16 Cooking with Pooh

Now, of course, it's a Winnie The Pooh spin-off, but this title caused quite a bit of controversy...
I think you know what I mean... - Rocko

17 Arnie's World
18 I Am a Booger... Treat Me With Respect
19 The Pair of Scary Underwear
20 When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit
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Top Remixes

1. The Pocket Book Of Boners
2. Where Willy Went: The Big Story Of A Little Sperm
3. Where Daddy Touched Me
1. The Pocket Book Of Boners
2. One, Two, Three, PULL!
3. Hair In Funny Places
1. Where Daddy Touched Me
2. Screwing Farm Animals
3. So, What are You Wearing?


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