Top Ten Creepy Genuine Titles For Children's Books


The Top Ten

1 Where Daddy Touched Me

. what. Lol - Manlypants

2 The Pocket Book Of Boners

Seriously! Who thinks up these titles?! This one is insane!
"Mummy... What's are boners.. ? "
"Ask your father, sweetie.." - Britgirl

3 One, Two, Three, PULL!

I've seen the cover for it. Unintentionally disturbing. - PositronWildhawk

4 Mommy's Hot, You're Not

There must be a more innocent meaning behind it... - PositronWildhawk

5 Hair In Funny Places
6 So, what are you wearing?

You have to see the small, innocent child with the phone to understand. - PositronWildhawk

7 Screwing Farm Animals

I'm serious. This is a children's book title. - PositronWildhawk

LOLZ this is just too much

Okaaay... I guess it raises awareness about the animal lovers or somethings. LOLZ.

8 Gay-Time Painting Book

Maybe years ago when homosexuality was illegal and they always used the word "gay" as happy. But nowadays, no,
No one uses the word "gay" as Happy probably.

9 Where Willy Went: The Big Story Of A Little Sperm

I can only imagine the parent's faces as they read their kids to sleep with this. - PositronWildhawk

I started screaming of laughter - Manlypants

10 It Hurts When I Poop!

The Contenders

11 Frankenfart vs. the Bionic Barf Bunnies from Diarrhea Land
12 Why Mommy Poisoned You
13 Arnie's World
14 The Day My Bum Went Psycho
15 I Am a Booger... Treat Me With Respect
16 Butt Wars: The Final Conflict
17 Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy
18 The Pair of Scary Underwear
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Top Remixes

1. The Pocket Book Of Boners
2. One, Two, Three, PULL!
3. Hair In Funny Places
1. Where Daddy Touched Me
2. Screwing Farm Animals
3. So, what are you wearing?


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