Top 10 Disney Characters Who Would Make Terrible Romantic Partners in Real Life

I don't know how I came up with this. Don't judge me.

Also, you'll notice a lot of villains. That's because Disney's protagonists are very nice to the romantic partners they inevitably find.

1. Buck Cluck (Chicken Little)

   

   How he even got laid in the first place is beyond me.

   He hates his own son. Need I say more?

2. Cruella de Vil (One Hundred and One Dalmatians)

   

   Cruella de Vil is a fictional character who appeared in Dodie Smith's 1956 novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians. She is the main antagonist in Disney's animated film adaptations 101 Dalmatians and 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure, as well as in the live-action films 101 Dalmatians and 102... read more

   She only cares about money and fur coats. She chose a new coat over the lives of puppies. She would choose a coat over you as well.

   Her son from Descendants would be an ideal partner though!

3. Scar (The Lion King)

   

   Scar is the main antagonist of Disney's 1994 animated feature film The Lion King. He is the younger brother of Mufasa and the paternal uncle of Simba. Scar serves as Simba's arch-nemesis and is also Mufasa's rival, having once led the hyenas Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed.

   A master manipulator who killed his own brother and drove his nephew into exile. He also wiped away most of the life in the Pridelands. So, while he may be a great control freak and smart at times, he would be a bad partner.

   He should be number one because he killed his own brother!

4. Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

   

   Maleficent is the main antagonist in Disney's 1959 animated feature film Sleeping Beauty. She is an evil fairy and the self-proclaimed Mistress of All Evil, causing misfortune throughout King Stefan's kingdom. Maleficent has since become one of Disney's most iconic villains.

   She was not invited to a party, and you know what happened that time. So if you leave her, good luck surviving.

   She is evil and could threaten to kill me if she were real.

5. Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

   

   She wants to be the fairest of them all and would kill a young woman to reach her goal. She would do the same to you.

   This Evil Queen, as her name implies, is evil and tried to murder Snow White. Enough said.

6. Prince Hans (Frozen)

   

   Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, also known as Hans Westergaard, is a fictional character from Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film, Frozen, which was released in 2013. He serves as the main antagonist of the film. Despite his charming appearance, Hans reveals a deceptive and ruthless... read more

   To anyone who thought of this, just let it go. Move on.

7. Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

   

   He is lustful, hypocritical, and psychopathic. Not to mention, he tried to murder a baby and burned multiple buildings. He is not a good partner.

   He deserves... Hellfire.

   Puns!

8. Ernesto de la Cruz (Coco)

   

9. Kaa (The Jungle Book)

   

   Kaa is not really a love interest since he is not human. He is an Indian python (Python molurus). However, he could make a good pet if you have a huge terrarium to fit him in.

   You never know when he will hypnotize you and eat you. Not to mention that he seems to be capable of mind control.

10. Mother Gothel (Tangled)

    

    Mother Gothel is the main antagonist of Disney's 2010 animated feature film Tangled. She is a wicked crone who retains her youth for hundreds of years through the healing properties of a magical golden flower. She kidnaps Rapunzel as a baby to exploit the flower's power within her hair.

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13. Chernabog (Fantasia)

    

    Chernabog is a Disney villain from the 1940 animated film Fantasia, appearing in the "Night on Bald Mountain" segment. He is portrayed as a powerful demon who rises from a mountain to summon spirits and cause chaos. The character's name is derived from Chernobog, a figure associated with Slavic mythology... read more

    He is evil incarnate. A giant demon who plays with people and fire like puppets on strings.

    He's a literal devil and is an evil dude. Not a good partner.

14. Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

    

    Gaston is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Pictures' 30th animated feature film Beauty and the Beast. He is the main antagonist, known for his narcissism and desire to marry Belle. The character first appeared in the 1991 film and was later portrayed by Luke Evans in the 2017 live-action... read more

    He's seriously narcissistic and arrogant.

15. Amos Slade (The Fox and the Hound)

    

    He reminds me of a Trump supporter with anger issues.

16. Sid Phillips (Toy Story)

    

    Sid Phillips is a fictional character in the Toy Story franchise. He serves as the primary antagonist in the original Toy Story film. Sid is known for his destructive behavior and experiments with toys, setting him apart as a memorable villain in the series.

    He is a child.

17. Lotso Huggin' Bear (Toy Story 3)

    

    Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, commonly known as Lotso, is the main antagonist in Toy Story 3 (2010). He takes control of Sunnyside Daycare and forces the other toys to follow his rules. Despite his cuddly appearance, he is portrayed as a ruthless and manipulative character.

    I liked him, then he turned out to be bad, so, no dice.

    A psychopathic toy dictator.

18. Bill Sykes (Oliver & Company)

    

    I'd honestly rather date the Sykes from Shark Tale.

19. Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)

    

    She looks insane.

20. Aunt Sarah (Lady and the Tramp)

    The only love in her family is her cats, Si and Am.

21. Pinocchio (Pinocchio)

    

22. Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

    

    He locked a man and then the man's daughter in a castle.

23. Edgar Balthazar (The Aristocats)

    

24. Zira (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride)

    

    Zira was a female lion from Disney's The Lion King II: Simba's Pride. She was the leader of the Outsiders and the mother of Kovu, Nuka, and Vitani.

    After Scar became the king of Pride Rock, he chose Zira's son, Kovu, as his heir and protégé. When Simba overthrew Scar and reclaimed his birthright... read more

    She is my favorite villain, but isn't she already in love with Scar?

25. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

    

    Princess Ariel is a fictional character and the title character of Walt Disney Pictures' 28th animated feature film The Little Mermaid (1989). She is voiced by actress Jodi Benson and is the adventurous, headstrong mermaid princess of Atlantica. Ariel's story helped launch the Disney Renaissance era... read more

26. The Ringmaster (Dumbo)

    

27. Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

    

    Ursula is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Pictures' 28th animated feature film, The Little Mermaid, released in 1989. She is portrayed as the main antagonist and is known for her distinctive appearance and dramatic personality. The character's design was inspired by drag queen Divine... read more

    God save the poor unfortunate souls who try to get together with her.