Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

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1 "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.

It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END. - MeaganSaysHI

It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end. - lizard302

This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where... - Wolftail

That didn't help at all! *cries* - SpectralOwl

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2 Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE! - Pug

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision - PatrickStar

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3 "I can't see my forehead."

A funny reason to mad. - daud

Lol

I'ts funny he can't see his forhead

Don't worry……you're not alone :(

4 "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

We should take Iggy Azalea, and push her back to Australia! - MeaganSaysHI

We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

We should take Justin Beiber, and push him back to Canada!

We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!

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5 (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"

"I am not a Krusty Krab..."

The funniest thing ever

"I am not a Krusty Krab" - Catacorn

I just died.

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6 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

No Patrick horseradish is not an instrument either

I hate mayonaise but I like it when people ask if its an instrument

Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why

BAND GEEKS!

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7 "East? I thought you said Weast!"

amazing

8 Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until four.

This is the best quote ever I mean

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9 "Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

I love this quote I think it's the funniest

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!

This should be #1! - pryan96

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10 "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"

That's an underrated quote! I love that! - Svampbob164

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Yey some on has my favorite quote

It funny

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11 "FINLAND!"

I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious

Patrick's best quote is the best country! - Brobusky

I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny

ARE YOU OK PATRICK

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12 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Well duh

13 (Weenie voice) May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?"

This is better in context

I like this one

"You mean like a weenie? ok." - Catacorn

14 Just do what I do when I have problems…..SCREAM!!!!!

This is how I solve my problems

15 I Love You (from "Chocolate with Nuts")

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!

It's so random, yet hilarious!

Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time

I loved this episode

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16 Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
17 "Who you calling a pinhead -.-"

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber. - lizard302

Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead? - MontyPython

18 Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom

I did this in class once.

19 "Happy Leif Erickson day spongebob, Hingadingerdurgen!"

It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!

Hingadingadurgen! OEMMAHGERDD I LOVE THAT QUOTE. - MeaganSaysHI

20 "Now that we're men, I changed my underwear."

Men change underwear everyday - FerrariDude64

Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight. - Mcgillacuddy

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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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1. Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
2. "East? I thought you said Weast!"
3. Can't see my forehead.
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1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
2. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
3. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
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