Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. John Cena: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

No Patrick horseradish is not an instrument either

Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why

I hate mayonaise but I like it when people ask if its an instrument

2 It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.

It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END. - MeaganSaysHI

It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end. - lizard302

This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where... - Wolftail

I do the best Patrick voice don't @ me follow me on insta @Pimpnamed.jay_

3 No, this is Patrick.

*phone rings*
Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
*phone rings*
Caller 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: Um Patrick, Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? Fish paste! - DrayTopTens

"I am not a Krusty Krab..."

The funniest thing ever

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!

4 It varies

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE! - Pug

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision - PatrickStar

I love Patrick!

5 We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

We should take Iggy Azalea, and push her back to Australia! - MeaganSaysHI

We should take Justin Beiber, and push him back to Canada!

We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

We should take Justin Beiber and push him off a building!

6 I can't see my forehead.

A funny reason to mad. - daud

I'ts funny he can't see his forhead

Don't worry……you're not alone :(

7 Not until four.

This is the best quote ever I mean

This describes my normal day.

This is my personal favorite quote from Mr. Star himself - FuffleyandPeetah

Same

8 East? I thought you said Weast!

amazing

9 FINLAND!

Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!

I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious

Patrick's best quote is the best country! - Brobusky

I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny

10 I love you

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!

It's so random, yet hilarious!

Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Justin Bieber: Hello.
Patrick: I hate you - lizard302

The Contenders

11 Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

I love this quote I think it's the funniest

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!

Oh yeah definitely the funniest it should first

12 Ohhh, the food is in the can!

Na der Patrick na der

That's an underrated quote! I love that! - Svampbob164

What episode did he say this?

Yey some on has my favorite quote

13 May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?

I like this one

This is better in context

14 Are you squidward... that's ok take your time
15 Just do what I do when I have problems…..SCREAM!!!!!

This is how I solve my problems

16 Who you callin a pinhead?

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber. - lizard302

Best quote ever!

Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead? - MontyPython

17 No! My name's not Rick!!!

One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."

18 Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom

I did this in class once.

19 Just like a genie!
20 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!

I'm gonna use this as my senior quote in the future - FuffleyandPeetah

21 Happy Leif Erickson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!

It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!

Hingadingadurgen! OEMMAHGERDD I LOVE THAT QUOTE. - MeaganSaysHI

22 Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

Men change underwear everyday - FerrariDude64

Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight. - Mcgillacuddy

23 Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!
24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
25 It's not my wallet.

A Patrick Star IQ= -5

26 Leedle leedle leedle lee

In my honest opinion this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Now for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Patrick Leedles the Competition! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

27 Get up get active!

GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP DON'T LIE DOWN! GET UP DON'T LIE DOWN! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE
ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE!

28 Where?
29 The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I wonder if Patrick knows the definition of enigma...

Machinations

Yes

HE iS a GeNiUs

30 Ahahaha it's a giraffe!

I watched this when I was 7 and I remember how much I laughed so hard

One of his first hilarious lines.

No way

31 Uhhhhhh
32 Rectangles!

I always say this when I want a basketball player to miss a free throw. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Just amazing! I use this quote all the time!

33 Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it

What is this BFDI?

34 Make mine a chocolate!!

ALSO MAKE MINE BANANA! - MeaganSaysHI

35 Hello and goodbye!
36 Are you out of your mind? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, we stole a balloon, and they're gonna lock us up forever!

Lol, this made me laugh so hard

37 Did you see my underwear?

No, Patrick.

38 Where's the leak ma'am?

Why isn't this higher up? This is so fun to say.

This should really be in the top ten

39 I love being purple!

I LOVE BEING YELLOW! - MeaganSaysHI

40 Liar, liar, plants for hire!

How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum

SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.

41 That makes sense to me

That’s not my wallet

42 Firmly grasp it!

How could no one comment on this?!? This is like one of his most well known qoutes and it's also really funny

Just do it

43 Let's get naked!

No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate!

How the heck is this 67? It should be in the top three!

People are stupid nowadays.

I love this line!

44 SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes.

This SO belongs on this list

No, no, NO! This does NOT belong on this list!

45 You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve!
46 I'm the strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in!
47 Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.

A great idea for a moral! - imacg4

This was very funny.

amazing

48 Nobody calls me tubby!

NOBODY! CALLS ME! TUBBY! (Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

49 Hi, SpongeBob, my name is Patback

That is disturbing!

50 Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
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