Favorite Patrick Star Quotes
The Top Ten
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. John Cena: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
No Patrick horseradish is not an instrument either
Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why
I hate mayonaise but I like it when people ask if its an instrument
It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END. - MeaganSaysHI
It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end. - lizard302
This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where... - Wolftail
I do the best Patrick voice don't @ me follow me on insta @Pimpnamed.jay_
Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: Um Patrick, Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? Fish paste! - DrayTopTens
"I am not a Krusty Krab..."
The funniest thing ever
Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!
This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE! - Pug
One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!
I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision - PatrickStar
I love Patrick!
We should take Iggy Azalea, and push her back to Australia! - MeaganSaysHI
We should take Justin Beiber, and push him back to Canada!
We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
We should take Justin Beiber and push him off a building!
A funny reason to mad. - daud
I'ts funny he can't see his forhead
Don't worry……you're not alone :(
This is the best quote ever I mean
This describes my normal day.
This is my personal favorite quote from Mr. Star himself - FuffleyandPeetah
Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!
I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious
Patrick's best quote is the best country! - Brobusky
I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny
Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!
It's so random, yet hilarious!
Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Justin Bieber: Hello.
Patrick: I hate you - lizard302
I love this quote I think it's the funniest
Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?
Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!
Oh yeah definitely the funniest it should first
Na der Patrick na der
That's an underrated quote! I love that! - Svampbob164
What episode did he say this?
Yey some on has my favorite quote
I like this one
This is better in context
This is how I solve my problems
Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber. - lizard302
Best quote ever!
Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead? - MontyPython
One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."
I did this in class once.
I'm gonna use this as my senior quote in the future - FuffleyandPeetah
It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!
Hingadingadurgen! OEMMAHGERDD I LOVE THAT QUOTE. - MeaganSaysHI
Men change underwear everyday - FerrariDude64
Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight. - Mcgillacuddy
A Patrick Star IQ= -5
In my honest opinion this is one of the funniest quotes ever
Now for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Patrick Leedles the Competition! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP DON'T LIE DOWN! GET UP DON'T LIE DOWN! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE! GET UP BE
ACTIVE! GET UP BE ACTIVE!
I wonder if Patrick knows the definition of enigma...
HE iS a GeNiUs
I watched this when I was 7 and I remember how much I laughed so hard
One of his first hilarious lines.
I always say this when I want a basketball player to miss a free throw. - OhioStateBuckeyes
Just amazing! I use this quote all the time!
What is this BFDI?
ALSO MAKE MINE BANANA! - MeaganSaysHI
Lol, this made me laugh so hard
Why isn't this higher up? This is so fun to say.
This should really be in the top ten
I LOVE BEING YELLOW! - MeaganSaysHI
How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum
SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.
That’s not my wallet
How could no one comment on this?!? This is like one of his most well known qoutes and it's also really funny
Just do it
No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate!
How the heck is this 67? It should be in the top three!
People are stupid nowadays.
I love this line!
This SO belongs on this list
No, no, NO! This does NOT belong on this list!
A great idea for a moral! - imacg4
This was very funny.
NOBODY! CALLS ME! TUBBY! (Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan). - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That is disturbing!