Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

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1 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. John Cena: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

People think this is funny. It's not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it's not this part.

I love this quote,Patrick:"Is mayonnaise an instrument"Squidward"No patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument''(Patrick raises his hand)Squidward"No horse radish is not an instrumnet either"

Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.

2 It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was so ugly everyone died.

It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.

It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.

This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where...

It's called the Hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. Once there was a hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. One day, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 No, this is Patrick.

*phone rings*
Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
*phone rings*
Caller 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: Um Patrick, Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? Fish paste!

Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: Um, Patrick that's the name of the restaurant.

Patrick: Huh, Ooh, FISHPASTE.

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!

This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.

4 It varies.

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision

Which episode was that

5 We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!


We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!

We should take the Mexicans, and push them behind the wall! -Donald Trump

We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!

6 I can't see my forehead.

A funny reason to mad.

I'ts funny he can't see his forhead

Don't worry……you're not alone :(

7 Not until four.

This is the best quote ever I mean

This is my personal favorite quote from Mr. Star himself

This describes my normal day.


8 East? I thought you said Weast!



Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!

I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious

I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny

Patrick's best quote is the best country!

10 I love you

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!

Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time

Justin Bieber: Hello.
Patrick: I hate you

It's so random, yet hilarious!

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11 Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

His second funniest quote ever, after "No, this is Patrick! "

Oh yeah definitely the funniest it should first

I love this quote I think it's the funniest

12 Ohhh, the food is in the can!

That's an underrated quote! I love that!

What episode did he say this?

This isn't that good a quote.

Na der Patrick na der

13 May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?

This is better in context

I like this one

14 Are you Squidward... that's ok take your time
15 Just do what I do when I have problems…..Scream!

This is how I solve my problems

16 Who you callin a pinhead?

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.

Best quote ever!

Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead?

17 No! My name's not Rick!

One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."

18 Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom

I did this in class once.

19 Just like a genie!
20 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!

I'm gonna use this as my senior quote in the future

21 Happy Leif Erickson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!

It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!


22 Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

Men change underwear everyday

Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight.

23 Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!
24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
25 It's not my wallet.

A Patrick Star IQ= -5

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