Favorite Patrick Star Quoteskingmugzy
The Top Ten
It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END. - MeaganSaysHI
It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end. - lizard302
This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where... - Wolftail
LOL, I just died.V 7 Comments
This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE! - Pug
One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!
I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision - PatrickStarV 2 Comments
We should take Iggy Azalea, and push her back to Australia! - MeaganSaysHI
We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
We should take Justin Beiber, and push him back to Canada!
"We should take Aleppo and push it somewhere else! "V 11 Comments
"I am not a Krusty Krab..."
The funniest thing ever
"I am not a Krusty Krab" - Catacorn
I just died.V 4 Comments
No Patrick horseradish is not an instrument either
I hate mayonaise but I like it when people ask if its an instrument
Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why
BAND GEEKS!V 5 Comments
This is the best quote ever I meanV 2 Comments
I love this quote I think it's the funniest
Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?
Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!
This should be #1! - pryan96V 3 Comments
That's an underrated quote! I love that! - Svampbob164
Na der Patrick na der
Yey some on has my favorite quote
It funnyV 1 Comment
This is better in context
I like this one
"You mean like a weenie? ok." - Catacorn
Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!
It's so random, yet hilarious!
Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time
I loved this episodeV 2 Comments
Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber. - lizard302
Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead? - MontyPython
I did this in class once.
From Rock Bottom, my favorite Season 1 episode. - sketchysteve
It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!V 1 Comment
Men change underwear everyday - FerrariDude64
Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight. - Mcgillacuddy
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Top Remixes (6)
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
2. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
3. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
2. Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until four.
3. Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"
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