Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes
People think this is funny. It's not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it's not this part.
Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.
Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why
A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone?
It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.
It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.
This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where...
It's called the Hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. Once there was a hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. One day, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.
Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: Um Patrick, Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? Fish paste!
Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!
This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.
Come on this is the most memorable quote in the show's history bsides for I'm ready
This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!
One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!
I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision
Which episode was that
We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!
We should take the Mexicans, and push them behind the wall! -Donald Trump
We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!
We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!
A funny reason to mad.
I'ts funny he can't see his forhead
Don't worry... you're not alone :(
This is my personal favorite quote from Mr. Star himself
This is the best quote ever I mean
This describes my normal day.
I like it
Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!
I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny
Patrick's best quote is the best country!
The best quotes ever
Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!
It's so random, yet hilarious!
I loved this episode
I love chocolate
Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?
His second funniest quote ever, after "No, this is Patrick! "
Oh yeah definitely the funniest it should first
I love this quote I think it's the funniest
That's an underrated quote! I love that!
What episode did he say this?
This isn't that good a quote.
Na der Patrick na der
This is better in context
I like this one
This is how I solve my problems
Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.
Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead?
Best quote ever!
One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."
I did this in class once.
I'm gonna use this as my senior quote in the future
It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!
Hingadingadurgen! OEMMAHGERDD I LOVE THAT QUOTE.
Men change underwear everyday
Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight.