Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes
The Top Ten
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. John Cena: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
People think this is funny. It's not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it's not this part.
I love this quote,Patrick:"Is mayonnaise an instrument"Squidward"No patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument''(Patrick raises his hand)Squidward"No horse radish is not an instrumnet either"
Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.
It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.
It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.
This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where...
It's called the Hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. Once there was a hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. One day, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.
Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Caller 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: Um Patrick, Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? Fish paste!
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Um, Patrick that's the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh, Ooh, FISHPASTE.
Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!
This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.
This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!
One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!
I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision
Which episode was that
WE SHOULD TAKE JUSTIN BEIBER AND PUSH HIM INTO HELL or WE SHOULD TAKE CRAZY FROG AND PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF Maybe WE SHOULD TAKE CREEPYPASTA AND PUSH THEM OFF A BUILDING
We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!
We should take the Mexicans, and push them behind the wall! -Donald Trump
We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!
A funny reason to mad.
I'ts funny he can't see his forhead
Don't worry……you're not alone :(
This is the best quote ever I mean
This is my personal favorite quote from Mr. Star himself
This describes my normal day.
Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, "Finland..." LOL!
I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious
I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny
Patrick's best quote is the best country!
Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!
Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Justin Bieber: Hello.
Patrick: I hate you
It's so random, yet hilarious!
Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?
His second funniest quote ever, after "No, this is Patrick! "
Oh yeah definitely the funniest it should first
I love this quote I think it's the funniest
That's an underrated quote! I love that!
What episode did he say this?
This isn't that good a quote.
Na der Patrick na der
This is better in context
I like this one
This is how I solve my problems
Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.
Best quote ever!
Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead?
One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."
I did this in class once.
I'm gonna use this as my senior quote in the future
It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!
Hingadingadurgen! OEMMAHGERDD I LOVE THAT QUOTE.
Men change underwear everyday
Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight.
A Patrick Star IQ= -5