Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.

It's called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END. - MeaganSaysHI

It's called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end. - lizard302

This is someone's username on YouTube. I've seen a comment by them, but I can't remember where... - Wolftail

That didn't help at all! *cries* - SpectralOwl

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2 Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE! - Pug

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision - PatrickStar

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3 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

No Patrick horseradish is not an instrument either

I hate mayonaise but I like it when people ask if its an instrument

Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why

BAND GEEKS!

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4 "I can't see my forehead."

A funny reason to mad. - daud

Lol

I'ts funny he can't see his forhead

Don't worry……you're not alone :(

5 (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"

"I am not a Krusty Krab..."

The funniest thing ever

"I am not a Krusty Krab" - Catacorn

I just died.

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6 "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

We should take Iggy Azalea, and push her back to Australia! - MeaganSaysHI

We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

We should take Justin Beiber, and push him back to Canada!

We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!

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7 "East? I thought you said Weast!"

amazing

8 Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until four.

This is the best quote ever I mean

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9 "Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

I love this quote I think it's the funniest

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

Patrick is to funny! I couldn't choose!

This should be #1! - pryan96

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10 "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"

That's an underrated quote! I love that! - Svampbob164

Na der Patrick na der

Yey some on has my favorite quote

It funny

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The Contenders

11 "FINLAND!"

I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious

Patrick's best quote is the best country! - Brobusky

I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny

ARE YOU OK PATRICK

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12 I Love You (from "Chocolate with Nuts")

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he's not awesome, in a sense that he's got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn't be complete without him!

It's so random, yet hilarious!

Uh Patrick that's Creepy And Funny At The same Time

I loved this episode

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13 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Well duh

14 (Weenie voice) May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?"

This is better in context

I like this one

"You mean like a weenie? ok." - Catacorn

15 Just do what I do when I have problems…..SCREAM!!!!!

This is how I solve my problems

16 Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
17 "Who you calling a pinhead -.-"

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber. - lizard302

Allright Pinhead, yer' time is up!
Who you callin' pinhead? - MontyPython

18 Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom

I did this in class once.

19 "Happy Leif Erickson day spongebob, Hingadingerdurgen!"

It's stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!

Hingadingadurgen! OEMMAHGERDD I LOVE THAT QUOTE. - MeaganSaysHI

20 "Now that we're men, I changed my underwear."

Men change underwear everyday - FerrariDude64

Exactly his point. He wasn't man before so he left the same Goofy Goober underwear on for 3 years straight. - Mcgillacuddy

21 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!

From Rock Bottom, my favorite Season 1 episode. - sketchysteve

22 "Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!" (attacks the street)
23 Are you squidward... that's ok take your time
24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
25 Can't see my forehead.
26 Spongebob:"Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word".Patrick:"C'mon You know I wumbo,You Wumbo,He,She,Me,wumbo(While squidward talks Patrick is saying)Wumboing,Wilhem B. Wumbo,Wumbowama(Squidward stops)Wumbology,The study of wumbo,its first grade Sponge

Love this one :)
Love Patrick Star too, he;'s just do funny and... Stupid, in a good way :D

So random it's funny

Squidward: "I wonder if a fall from this height is enough to kill me". - Catacorn

Genius

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27 "Patrick, your genius is showing!" "Where?"
28 Look at it!
29 (Bubble elephant floating) Ahahaha it's a giraffe!

I watched this when I was 7 and I remember how much I laughed so hard

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30 Nobody! Not even… Squidward's house.
31 "RECTANGLES!!!" (Spongebob: "Not just any retangles, candy bars!")

I always say this when I want a basketball player to miss a free throw. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Just amazing! I use this quote all the time!

32 (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... that's ok take your time"
33 The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I wonder if Patrick knows the definition of enigma...

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34 Where's the leak ma'am?
35 Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee

In my honest opinion this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Now for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Patrick Leedles the Competition! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

36 No! My name's not Rick!!!

One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."

37 "Are you out of your mind? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, we stole a balloon, and they're gonna lock us up forever!"

Lol, this made me laugh so hard

38 Man Ray: I Found This Id In This Wallet, And If That's The Case This Must Be Your Wallet. Patrick: That Makes Sense To Me. Man Ray: Then Take It. Patrick:

That’s not my wallet

39 "Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!"

Lmao one of his funniest lines

40 You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve!
41 I'm the strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in!
42 Let's get naked!

No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate!

How the heck is this 67? It should be in the top three!

I love this line!

YEAAAHHH TAKE IT OFF! Ha ha ha ha ha. - MeaganSaysHI

43 Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire!

How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum

SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.

44 Spongebob, You Can't Always Expect My Usual Brand Of Stupidity. I Like To Mix It Up, Keep You On Your Toes.

No, no, NO! This does NOT belong on this list!

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45 "Nobody calls me tubby!"

NOBODY! CALLS ME! TUBBY! (Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

46 Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.

A great idea for a moral! - imacg4

This was very funny.

amazing

47 Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

It was so funny of how Patrick got stuck up inside a trombone. - Catacorn

48 Firmly grasp it!

How could no one comment on this?!? This is like one of his most well known qoutes and it's also really funny

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49 Spongebob: Patrick what are you doing? Patrick: Nothing (Scratches nothing off of his To-Do list
50 "I'm not a doctor, but I don't think squirrels are supposed to be blue."
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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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1. Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
2. "East? I thought you said Weast!"
3. Can't see my forehead.
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1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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