Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

The Top Ten

Band Geeks

I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.

This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!

it was funny when there were singing

This episode is my favorite, I would watch this episode every day and not get sick of it, the Sweet Victory song by the way is definitely a big hit.

Chocolate with Nuts

Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music

My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, SpongeBob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.

Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song

This is the first SpongeBob episode I ever watched in my entire life. This is the most memorable episode of SpongeBob. This episode is a true classic no matter what and if it wasn’t for the bubbling fat joke, in my opinion this would be the #1.

Pizza Delivery

Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for SpongeBob "Sponge?... Sponge? "

"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1

This episode is SO funny! I love the part when SpongeBob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!

This is one of the best episodes I have ever watched on SpongeBob, I love this episode and I can’t believe how amazing this episode is.

The Camping Episode

Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.

This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.

Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol

Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!

Hahahaha PRICELESS!

Definitely the best Spongebob episode there is. The campfire song is so iconic and the whole sea bear stuff makes it hilarious every single time.

Graveyard Shift

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait, they always do that.

Funny, because I never saw them ooze green slime again. That might explain Nosferatu...

Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are

10, suds

9, Graveyard shift

8, rock Bottem

7, naughty nautical neighbors

6, clams

5, procrastination

4, survival of the idiots

3, pressure

2, jellyfishing

1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better

This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.

This episode is so funny because of the Hash-Slinging-Slasher, SpongeBob and Squidward made a funny joke about this, There is a really cool joke that I liked in this episode too.

Frankendoodle

2 best lines:

"Where's the leak, ma'am? " and
"Finland! "

I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.

This episode is REALLY funny. We'r watching it right now

I love all these episodes on here but this has got to be my favorite. I love it when that creepy frankendoodle speaks gibberish and when Patrick says Finland! It's so random and hilarious!

Krusty Krab Training Video

WHY CAN'T WE HEAR THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?!?!

Because if plankton steals a copy of the tape, than he would figure it out. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.

This episode is very helpful to both SpongeBob and Squidward, I really like this interesting episode.

This a good episode my favorite part is the poop, meaning people order our patties, and when he vacuumed his grill

Sailor Mouth

Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius!

This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.

This one is pretty good, I remember as a kid I thought if they made any animal sounds they would be swearing, confused me as a kid, it now easier to understand the episode being older

I remember as a kid I thought that if any character used animal sounds they would be swearing, then when I was older I realized it was sound effects to use to censor the sewers

Idiot Box

Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.

It filled my life with imaginaatioon. (Rainbow)

This episode is so funny that I would rather watch this episode than any other episode on TV for the rest of my life. I think Patrick has a really funny part in this too.

I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".

SB-129

I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!

Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old SpongeBob. :'(

Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with SpongeBob and this has always been my favorite.

When Squidward was in the future, it was hilarious! He was even funnier than Spongebob in my opinion.

The Contenders

Shanghaied

The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic

This ship belongs to the Red Barron!

This episode is really good the sky had a baby part is really funny

Looking back there was so much great humor in this haha. Do we get business cards? Haha

Christmas Who?

Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.

Lots and lots of people think that either Band Geeks or Chocolate With Nuts is the best Spongebob episodes, but like Jem Reviews, I disagree with both of those statements. But unlike Jem Reviews, I believe it's this. Let me explain. This episode, first thing's first, has the best Patchy segments of the SERIES. Better than the ones in Friend Or Foe and Party Pooper Pants. AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SPONGEBOB EVEN MADE A SPECIAL! The Spongebob segments are no worse. The jokes are funny, the message is put in perfectly, and there's so much Christmas cheer and so many funny jokes. Christmas would not be complete without the Who, and that is why I find this the best Spongebob episode ever. 10/10

Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.

Love the song:

It looks like it's gonna be a wonderful holiday,

Not your normal average everyday.

Looks like someone fell my old coral tree,

SpongeBob, Patrick why'd ya do this to me?!

Lol

Help Wanted

Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic

This episode made this show

Everything else happened AFTER this episode :3

I love the song and the plot altogether!

Rock Bottom

I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!

This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.
~SpongeBob

Why does no one ever talk about this episode? It's so different from most of the other spongebob episodes but equally as amazing, even better actually. It actually scared me when I was a little kid, and that's impressive given that it's a spongebob episode. Plus all the jokes and everything that's going on are so well executed. This is a true example of how amazing classic spongebob was.

I'm a mom of three sponge bob-loving kids and I will watch this episode every time!

F.U.N.

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere at anytime a all
Down deep in the big blue sea

Why isn't this number one Band Geeks is one of my least favorite spongebob episodes.

F.U.N to me is what SpongeBob SquarePants is all about. The episode is about SpongeBob feeling sorry for Plankton because He doesn't have a friend so He takes Him to Jellyfish Fields to show Him the meaning of fun and after they started hanging out together then Mr Krabs spots them and tries hard to break their friendship but one day whenever SpongeBob and Plankton go to the Krusty Krab Mr Krabs gives Plankton a Krabby Pattie then He takes SpongeBob to the kitchen spying on Him SpongeBob soon realize Mr Krabs scheme and he takes Plankton to the movies then Mr Krab soon realizes that Plankton is using SpongeBob to get a Krabby Pattie and then He rushes to save him while at the movies while SpongeBob and plankton are watching a movie Mr Krabs tells everyone in the room to reach into the person sitting beside them pockets SpongeBob does this and turns out Plankton has the Krabby Pattie that Mr Krabs give Him SpongeBob finds out the truth while His heart breaks Plankton tries to explains ...more

F.U.N. introduction: SpongeBob and Plankton meet together at a magic shop but Plankton was gone away and they made SpongeBob the rookie of the day. SpongeBob wanted to make friends with Plankton. So SpongeBob later told Plankton the meaning of fun. F is for friends that do stuff together, u is for u a,no me is for nything at all down in the deep blue sea. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, u is for uranium ha! N is for non survival! Then Plankton tried again and he got the whole song right. So they both had a Krabby patty together and later went to the movies saving his Krabby patty. SpongeBob later found out that Plankton betrayed him to steal a Krabby patty but failed because he was smashed by a wall of solid concrete. So SpongeBob went back to the Krusty Krab within worrying about the Krabby patty secret formula.

Wet Painters

"spongebob we're not animals we have technology" then he slams the computer on the dollar classic. Damn spongebob used to be so funny now its a joke I don't want my kids watching the dumbass new episodes

"Patrick" "Yeah" "I don't think this can get any bigger! " "Nonsense! " So awesome.

Once when I was like five I was watching this episode, my dad making dinner behind me in the kitchen and I got to the part where Mr Krabs busted they asses
Krabs: Did you get paint on me first dollar?!
Spongebob and Patrick: Yeah...
Krabs: And then did you draw over it in crayon?
My dad burst out laughing and I thought 'oh he was just looking at some adult joke he can't be laughing at spongebob' and it took me like 10 years to realize that my 50 year old businessman dad was broken by a show about a sponge

This honestly is the best episode ever.Not only does it have a really good storyline but is also full of humor. This and Chocolate with nuts are the best.

Sand Castles in the Sand

And you may be surprised this was in Season SIX! This feels like Season 3.

This episode is one of the most epic SpongeBob episodes I've ever seen. This was pure genius.

One of the best newer episodes I have seen.

The sand castle part made the episode. The beginning and end was annoying though. But, The middle (Sand Castles made up for it). I wish the writers made episodes like this instead of making crap.

Actually the beginning wasn't that bad. There were a few nice gags. Even the ending was nice.

I Had an Accident

Sandy: "Spongebob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! "
Spongebob: "(Takes pants off) Like this? "
Patrick: "No your other bottom! "
Sandy: "Don't you have to have to be stupid somewhere else"
Patrick: "Not until 4:00"

SpongeBob:I know of a place
Where you never get harmed
A magical place
With magical charms
Indoors
Indoors
Indoors
Take it away penny!
Penny: (Silence)
Patrick: That penny has the most beautiful voice
And
Sandy: Trampoline
Patrick: Ice Cream
Sandy: Underwater Surfing
Patrick: Two Ice Creams
Sandy: Ferris Wheel
Patrick: Washing an old person
Sandy: Patrick, that is not fun!

This episode would've been number 1 on my list. so much funny stuff in it

When Patrick is playing the video and his limbs explode off of him and then it happens to him in real life. The tree wearing a scuba tank. They ran out of staples and had to use glue and tape. THE IRON BUTT! This episode is loaded with gems!

"Next time is won't just be my butt, it could be my forehead or an armpit."
"Or your other armpit."

Something Smells

Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud

Once There was an ugly barnicle he was so ugly that evreyone died. The End.
Best Line Ever!

Possibly my favorite episode, because of blue fish and The Ugly Barnacle.

I cracked up when Spongbob was like "I'm Ugly and I'm Proud"

Ripped Pants

When big Larry came round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and,
Ripped his pants

Classic

This is by far the best episode, that inspongeaic episode was the worst episode EVER! In fact, none of it is funny, thomas is twenty times better and ed edd n eddy is millions times better. And one thing good about this episode is the song, I loved it, but the new episodes were not the superworst

Absolute Genius. How is this not #1? The ripped pants song is MY CHILDHOOD.

"Ripped Pants" is so hilarious that SpongeBob shows off the ripped part of his bathing suit!

Dying for Pie

What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.

My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.

This one is a CLASSIC PEOPLE! It has a message to it and it's so sad when SpongeBob says he will die due to the carelessness of a friend. That is so sad my heart feels so heavy whenever I watch that part. Love this one is my favorite HOW IS IT NOT #1?! Needs to be

This episode is awesome. It is my personal favorite because it is so clever. It rises an interesting question, as well. What would Squidward do if today was SpongeBob's last day? You'd think he would celebrate and dance over SpongeBob's grave when he had gone, but Squidward is genuinely be kind to SpongeBob, and he's actually shown to care about his actions if they hurt someone. This is quite the characterization for Squidward!
And the episode doesn't stop there. It has brilliant humor and SpongeBob's obliviousness added majorly to the humor. It's a great episode, contributing to why Season 2 is my favorite season.

Just One Bite

Are you UNSURE about the ranking of this episode

"You like krabby patties don't you squidward? " I burst out laughing every single time!

There are two episodes where someone falls in love with a Krabby party and this one is way better. By the way you should check out the deleted scene where I don't know why it's deleted probably because they use gas but it is 'funny.

This is an awesome episode. How is it ranked 35? This has some memorable parts, like Squidward's face when he's not unsure and SpongeBob's face when he realizes that Squidward likes Krabby patties.

Krabs a La Mode

This is an awesome episode. It should be in the top in my opinion.

It would've been good if it didn't have characters getting hurt in almost EVERY PART!

The ONLY reason this isn't higher on the list is because it's a post-movie episode.

Weird. Can't believe how far this got pushed back.

No Weenies Allowed

Hey Writers I got a message for you and please if your reading this make if happen create an episode where Spongebob and Patrick try to get into a nightclub but they can't but when Plankton plans to destroy it after Mr. Krabs hid the formula in there, Spongebob and Patrick must enter and stop him while going undercover but hilarious things happen on the way in the nightclub and it should be called The Undercover Clubbers. Sandy should be in it where she helps them and a fish parody of 1 Directon should be in it and Pearl and her friends should be there and squidward. This episode rules and this should be a homage except without the muscular wrestler dudes who agrees with me?

HAHA weenies... This is a funny episode. I believe it's the one where SpongeBob wants to get into the Salty Spitoon, am I not correct? SpongeBob: "I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes. " haha what a baby! GOTTA LOVE THE SPONGE!

You can't hide what's inside!
You callin' me a liar? I ain't callin ya for dinner.
Best quotes of the episode.
Seriously, this should be at least top 20.

Pretty much nobody would cry for 20 minutes proving yourself strong by saying that classic quote

Big Pink Loser

Remember the famous line, "no, this is patrick! ".. Yeah,. This is their best episode with patrick's idiocracy

Hey pal... You just blow in from stupid town?

This episode is not my favourite but it has the funniest moment: Phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, THIS IS PATRICK! "

This is the episode where patrick shows his fame. It is almost like he's sarcastic

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