Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

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The Top Ten

1 Band Geeks

I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.

This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!

it was funny when there were singing

Sweet, swet, sweet victory YEAH!

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2 Chocolate with Nuts

Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music

My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, SpongeBob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.

Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song

CHOCOLATE! Been one of my favorite quotes for over 6 years! - Poptyer

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3 Pizza Delivery

Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for SpongeBob "Sponge?... Sponge? "

"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1

This episode is SO funny! I love the part when SpongeBob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!

The best episode of spongebob but I also love Band Geeks GO SPONGEBOB

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4 The Camping Episode

Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.

This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.

Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol

Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!

Hahahaha PRICELESS!

Overrated

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5 Frankendoodle

2 best lines:

"Where's the leak, ma'am? " and
"Finland! "

I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.

This episode is REALLY funny. We'r watching it right now

So underrated! I love this episode!

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6 Graveyard Shift

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait, they always do that.

Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are

10, suds

9, Graveyard shift

8, rock Bottem

7, naughty nautical neighbors

6, clams

5, procrastination

4, survival of the idiots

3, pressure

2, jellyfishing

1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better

This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.

€The Hash- slining, Cash- rining, Dash- singing, the HASH SLINGING SLASHER! ” my favorite line in the whole episode. This should be top 5 for sure!

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7 Krusty Krab Training Video

WHY CAN'T WE HEAR THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?!?!

This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.

The first episode I ever watched, and the real best in my opinion (Sorry Pizza Delivery, Band Geeks, and Wishing You Well) - charlesjrosenbaum

What makes this episode so special is that it's a simple joking parody that even kids could understand and relate with even though they've never had a job, and the way the episode breaks the fourth wall is what makes it the most unique, creative, and outgoing of the entire series. - Mcgillacuddy

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8 SB-129

I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!

Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old SpongeBob. :'(

Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with SpongeBob and this has always been my favorite. - Archibaldo

This one has always been a favorite of mine. It's a shame they don't make episodes as good as this any more.

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9 Idiot Box

Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.

It filled my life with imaginaatioon. (Rainbow)

I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".

nostalgic - Frodomar49

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10 Sailor Mouth

Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius! - alexschubert

This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.

If you noticed here, many of the best episodes have memorable humor. Though I have a different sense of humor [thanks to YouTube Poop], many people love this for the cursing. I will nitpick that the humor takes over the story and makes less supportive, but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh?

What if I told you guys that the actors were saying the bad words uncensored while recording for this episode? 8) Looks like the words were censored while in the editing process.

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The Newcomers

? Squid Noir
? Scavenger Pants

It's so nice that SpongeBob and Patrick feel bad for Squidward.

The Contenders

11 Shanghaied

The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic

This ship belongs to the Red Barron! -

Looking back there was so much great humor in this haha. Do we get business cards? Haha

So many great jokes

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12 Help Wanted

Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic

This episode made this show

Everything else happened AFTER this episode :3

First episode funny - Frodomar49

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13 Christmas Who?

Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.

Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.

Love the song:

It looks like it's gonna be a wonderful holiday,

Not your normal average everyday.

Looks like someone fell my old coral tree,

SpongeBob, Patrick why'd ya do this to me?!

Lol

This episode really proves that Squidward is the best character.

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14 Survival of the Idiots

Who are you callin' Pinhead for voting for this? Nobody, because it's so dang funny! There are a couple of funny episodes in Season 4, but the rest of 4 and up are all terrifyingly horrible. Not funny at all. - Jammer196

Seasons 6-8 were complete trash to the point where "One Coarse Meal" and "Stuck in the Wringer" were made. But hey, check out seasons 9 and 10 because those episodes are really good. - Kid_ethinederland

"Which one a' you is the real Dirty Dan?! " "Uh... I am." Classic Patrick stupidly walking right into getting maimed by hibernation Sandy. - Kevie16

In my opinion my favorite this is my favorite episode. Like Jammer196 said, Who you calling Pinehead?

Love this episode and the Dirty Dan/Pinhead Larry part. - Lunala

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15 Something Smells

Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud

Once There was an ugly barnicle he was so ugly that evreyone died. The End.
Best Line Ever!

Possibly my favorite episode, because of blue fish and The Ugly Barnacle.

No episode can compare to the hilarity of "Something Smells"

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16 Wet Painters

"spongebob we're not animals we have technology" then he slams the computer on the dollar classic. Damn spongebob used to be so funny now its a joke I don't want my kids watching the dumbass new episodes

"Patrick" "Yeah" "I don't think this can get any bigger! " "Nonsense! " So awesome.

When I was little, this episode was my all time favorite! It still is. This was one of my favorite jokes. Patrick puts in a dollar in the vending machine, comes back out. Spongebob begs Patrick to take it out, but he puts it back in. Comes out again, but then Patrick puts it back in. Comes out, back in. Comes out, back in. This joke is unforgetable.

What could be worse than a giant paintbubble? I know, TWO giant paint bubbles! - Katildalover93

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17 I Had an Accident

Sandy: "Spongebob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! "
Spongebob: "(Takes pants off) Like this? "
Patrick: "No your other bottom! "
Sandy: "Don't you have to have to be stupid somewhere else"
Patrick: "Not until 4:00"

SpongeBob:I know of a place
Where you never get harmed
A magical place
With magical charms
Indoors
Indoors
Indoors
Take it away penny!
Penny: (Silence)
Patrick: That penny has the most beautiful voice
And
Sandy: Trampoline
Patrick: Ice Cream
Sandy: Underwater Surfing
Patrick: Two Ice Creams
Sandy: Ferris Wheel
Patrick: Washing an old person
Sandy: Patrick, that is not fun! - lizard302

This episode would've been number 1 on my list. so much funny stuff in it

Best ending in the series. Case closed. - PageEmperor

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18 Rock Bottom

I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!

This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.
~SpongeBob

Why does no one ever talk about this episode? It's so different from most of the other spongebob episodes but equally as amazing, even better actually. It actually scared me when I was a little kid, and that's impressive given that it's a spongebob episode. Plus all the jokes and everything that's going on are so well executed. This is a true example of how amazing classic spongebob was.

Oh.. the bus

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19 F.U.N.

F.U.N to me is what SpongeBob SquarePants is all about. The episode is about SpongeBob feeling sorry for Plankton because He doesn't have a friend so He takes Him to Jellyfish Fields to show Him the meaning of fun and after they started hanging out together then Mr Krabs spots them and tries hard to break their friendship but one day whenever SpongeBob and Plankton go to the Krusty Krab Mr Krabs gives Plankton a Krabby Pattie then He takes SpongeBob to the kitchen spying on Him SpongeBob soon realize Mr Krabs scheme and he takes Plankton to the movies then Mr Krab soon realizes that Plankton is using SpongeBob to get a Krabby Pattie and then He rushes to save him while at the movies while SpongeBob and plankton are watching a movie Mr Krabs tells everyone in the room to reach into the person sitting beside them pockets SpongeBob does this and turns out Plankton has the Krabby Pattie that Mr Krabs give Him SpongeBob finds out the truth while His heart breaks Plankton tries to explains ...more

F.U.N. introduction: SpongeBob and Plankton meet together at a magic shop but Plankton was gone away and they made SpongeBob the rookie of the day. SpongeBob wanted to make friends with Plankton. So SpongeBob later told Plankton the meaning of fun. F is for friends that do stuff together, u is for u a,no me is for nything at all down in the deep blue sea. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, u is for uranium ha! N is for non survival! Then Plankton tried again and he got the whole song right. So they both had a Krabby patty together and later went to the movies saving his Krabby patty. SpongeBob later found out that Plankton betrayed him to steal a Krabby patty but failed because he was smashed by a wall of solid concrete. So SpongeBob went back to the Krusty Krab within worrying about the Krabby patty secret formula.

I love this one because (you guys might not agree with me) it shows plankton wants friends more than success even though he did try to steal the krabby party formula, he really wanted a friend more.

It's nice to see Plankton actually happy and wanting friends instead of stealing the formula - Lunala

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20 Dying for Pie

What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.

My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.

This one is a CLASSIC PEOPLE! It has a message to it and it's so sad when SpongeBob says he will die due to the carelessness of a friend. That is so sad my heart feels so heavy whenever I watch that part. Love this one is my favorite HOW IS IT NOT #1?! Needs to be

I made you a sweater out of eyelashes! - Lunala

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