Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

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21 Wet Painters

"spongebob we're not animals we have technology" then he slams the computer on the dollar classic. Damn spongebob used to be so funny now its a joke I don't want my kids watching the dumbass new episodes

"Patrick" "Yeah" "I don't think this can get any bigger! " "Nonsense! " So awesome.

When I was little, this episode was my all time favorite! It still is. This was one of my favorite jokes. Patrick puts in a dollar in the vending machine, comes back out. Spongebob begs Patrick to take it out, but he puts it back in. Comes out again, but then Patrick puts it back in. Comes out, back in. Comes out, back in. This joke is unforgetable.

What could be worse than a giant paintbubble? I know, TWO giant paint bubbles! - Katildalover93

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22 No Weenies Allowed

Hey Writers I got a message for you and please if your reading this make if happen create an episode where Spongebob and Patrick try to get into a nightclub but they can't but when Plankton plans to destroy it after Mr. Krabs hid the formula in there, Spongebob and Patrick must enter and stop him while going undercover but hilarious things happen on the way in the nightclub and it should be called The Undercover Clubbers. Sandy should be in it where she helps them and a fish parody of 1 Directon should be in it and Pearl and her friends should be there and squidward. This episode rules and this should be a homage except without the muscular wrestler dudes who agrees with me?

HAHA weenies... This is a funny episode. I believe it's the one where SpongeBob wants to get into the Salty Spitoon, am I not correct? SpongeBob: "I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes. " haha what a baby! GOTTA LOVE THE SPONGE!

You can't hide what's inside!
You callin' me a liar? I ain't callin ya for dinner.
Best quotes of the episode.
Seriously, this should be at least top 20.

My family always references this episode. - Chikinan

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23 The Fry Cook Games

4 words explain why this episode is funny. MY NAME NOT RICK!

Plankton-"Square, THE SHAPE OF EVIL! " More like the shape of SpongeBob. - MissRosie

This is the best episode

I Enjoy This Episode - rjbarg042

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24 Ripped Pants

When big Larry came round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and,
Ripped his pants

Classic

This is by far the best episode, that inspongeaic episode was the worst episode EVER! In fact, none of it is funny, thomas is twenty times better and ed edd n eddy is millions times better. And one thing good about this episode is the song, I loved it, but the new episodes were not the superworst

Absolute Genius. How is this not #1? The ripped pants song is MY CHILDHOOD.

Really Funny And The Lesson Is The BEST - rjbarg042

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25 Sand Castles in the Sand

This episode is one of the most epic SpongeBob episodes I've ever seen. This was pure genius. - thunder850

One of the best newer episodes I have seen.

The sand castle part made the episode. The beginning and end was annoying though. But, The middle (Sand Castles made up for it). I wish the writers made episodes like this instead of making crap.

Actually the beginning wasn't that bad. There were a few nice gags. Even the ending was nice. - Antwon

This is my favorite episode by far. especially the part when they battle with the tank and robot

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26 Big Pink Loser

Remember the famous line, "no, this is patrick! ".. Yeah,. This is their best episode with patrick's idiocracy

Hey pal... You just blow in from stupid town?

This episode is not my favourite but it has the funniest moment: Phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, THIS IS PATRICK! "

I hate this episode, this episode is one of the many that made me consider weither to put Patrick in worst characters or not. - quizmint

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27 Opposite Day

I really like this episode
1st reason: Squidward is in it.
2nd reason: the part that the buyer asked if there was another Squidward and Gary meowed is hilarious.
3rd reason: the end (because that is exactly what I would do if someone ruin a great chance to have my peace and quiet).

Squidward has always been a loser, but this is the best proof. This should be #1 with Idiot Box. Funniest ever:-)

Oh I know this episode a lot! In It SpongeBob turns pink and Patrick is yellow! - CN121

My Third Favourite Episode Of Season 1

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28 Club SpongeBob

I love it! Haha never gets old, a classic! Should be in top ten at least, I mean come on! Laugh out loud! The magic conch

I love this one! We used to watch SpongeBob at my grandmas all the time. Now I still watch it but not that much. - Alpha101

I love when all the food falls out of the sky - h

My favorite episode easy

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29 Just One Bite

Are you UNSURE about the ranking of this episode

"You like krabby patties don't you squidward? " I burst out laughing every single time!

There are two episodes where someone falls in love with a Krabby party and this one is way better. By the way you should check out the deleted scene where I don't know why it's deleted probably because they use gas but it is 'funny.

My dad loves this episode

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30 Krusty Towers

People say that the show has declined in quality since the movie. And it's generally true. One coarse meal is the worst Spongebob episode ever made. But this is one of the post movie episodes that's just as good, if not better, than the old episodes. I like the hotel motto and the employee elevator. Especially because Patrick only wanted rocks brought up to his room.

It declined in season 5. Although season 4 wasn't great, it was good. - Gamecubesarecool193

What's this episode doing at forty three? I love the part when Squidward makes SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs redo his hotel room. It's hard to say, but I think this episode should at least make the top ten episodes.

I can't stop laughing during that episode, it is worth much more than 45. Patrick is so funny when he asks for cheese, he tips, or simply question "this is a hotel? ".

Very funny episode "this elevator is for guests only, take the employee elevator" walks there... staircases

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31 Bubblestand

It's a giraffe! Laugh out loud and the bubble blowing "technique"

One of the most classic episodes at such a low rank? My god, the "technique" is one of the most memorable spongebob moments!

Remember the technique Spongebob did? Who doesn't like that part?

2 of the greatest spongebob scenes in history, The Bubble Blowing Technique, and It's a giraffe. - Bradysnothing

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32 Clams

Why couldn't it have been me?

Yeah, why couldn't it have been you?

Who on EARTH IS THIS SO LOW? 31? What the hell? This is one of the best episodes in the series!

I was laughing so hard during this episode, especially when Mr Krabs talks about how the dollar isn't his millionth dollar, and how its been kissed with Coral Blue, #2 Semi Gloss lipstick and Spongebob stands there wearing it, trying to correct him before Squidward hits him with the fishing pole. It's a nice little tribute to a classic too (Jaws). It's a nice little episode

That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! - N4XUS

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33 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

This episode is absolutely fantastic. Every Villain Is Lemons, otherwise known as evil!

What? Only at 33 this deserves to be much higher this episode is so funny every line is just great also the Herod trying to fight the villains was hilarious this is the funniest Mermaid man and Barnacle boy episode ever

When sandy goes invincible then gets hit by the car and goes through the billboard haha. Oh and "i can finally touch my toes"

This episode is probably one of my favourites : it condenses a movie's worth of plot into 11 minutes which is a very hard thing to do.

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34 Hall Monitor

Best line: "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY! ! "

He's standing there... Menacingly.

Crime and punishment, punishment and crime, in the halls!

Best episode behind Chocolate With Nuts. - Gangem

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35 Roller Cowards

This is one of my all time favorites! I still laugh at the part where SpongeBob and Patrick are on the kiddie ride.

I love it when they're on the mitten and they're out laugh out loud

One of the better, newer episodes out there.

The definition of roller coasters! Whenever I think of roller coasters, I think of this episode! - SAXO

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36 Krabs a La Mode

This is an awesome episode. It should be in the top in my opinion.

It would've been good if it didn't have characters getting hurt in almost EVERY PART!

Weird. Can't believe how far this got pushed back.

OK But It's Not An Episode That Is A Classic - rjbarg042

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37 Wormy

Probably my second favorite under band geeks. when I was little my mom and I would watch this episode all the time and we still have inside jokes about it ten years later! My dad doesn't like SpongeBob though.

The chaos and close ups of the butterfly were amusing.

This episode is awesome why isn't it higher

This shouldn't be on the list. Who thought it'd be a pleasant idea to feature horrifying closeups of a little cute butterfly?! This and "A Pal for Gary" are my least favorite episodes ever and is best if everyone stays away from them. - OnyxDash

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38 Jellyfish Jam

The song is called Stadium Rave

I like this episode, especially the part where Squidward gets stung by a million jellyfish. The song is so catchy!

The Jellyfish Are Annoying But Still A Good Episode - rjbarg042

This episode is one of my favorites - Somedude8

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39 The Algae's Always Greener

Soiled it, soiled it, soiled it. Do you think this is funny? In a cosmic sort of way, yes! Well Mister Funnyman is this how you get your sick kicks? What its just any ordinary Krabby- oh my goodness! Squidward! - some of the classic lines in SpongeBob history! How could this be ranked at 68?!

Best part was when plankton said SpongeBob used too much sauce

Why the everloving hell isn't this higher up on the list?!? Some of the best and funniest lines from the entire show, just watched it and remembered how good of an episode it actually is

Another Watchable Episode That I Enjoy But Naked Krabs Was Stupid - rjbarg042

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40 Squid's Day Off

Have you finished those errands?

Have yo finished those errands? ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND

I Love the psychological twists to this episode. It seems like a parody of some psychological thriller movie. - Mcgillacuddy

Squidward Was A Bit Off But Still Good - rjbarg042

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