Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen On Valentines Day

Seeing Couples Everywhere to Remind You How Alone You Are

When couples kiss and touch each other ring public, it feels like they're trying to get reactions from people, try to make people jealous(I'm not jealous because I don't even want to date), feel like they're cool and extra important, and see how far they can go with it without getting arrested for public indecency and getting on a sex offender list. The sheer popularity of romantic media and the way people talk about romantic love makes it sound like they think it's superior to other kinds of love. I find romantic media too mundane/ordinary. I want adventure, mystery, and friendship(it can be a bond formed by altruistic and/or complex reasons and not formed just because of attraction and the desire for a mate)

Your Date Says She Wants to Break Up With You That Day

I know how you feel. One time my younger brother got a girlfriend. She was really nice and polite and they got along pretty good. But one day she wanted to break up with my younger brother. Not because she wanted to but she had to because she was about to move away. It's just sad when things like this happen, especially on valentines day.

My girlfriend:"I think we need to end our relationship.."
Me: "That's it I'm done. Going back to Valentine's Day in a deep depression."

Knock her out and she won't remember breaking up with you, great plan you know

Your Date Dies

This is stupid. HOW OLD IS YOUR DATE? 100? How would this happen in the first place? You ran over the poor person? You shoot your date because they broke up with you the same day? Answers?

This is worse than your date breaking up with you because you don't have another chance to be back with your date or even see him or her.

This should be in the first place... One of my friend experienced it and he committed suicide later...

The One You Wanted Goes After Your Friend

And then they brag about getting a Valentine's day card from them, knowing fool well you like that person. God, I hate Valentine's Day! It's so nostalgic of what's wrong with my life!

It's worse when your friend suddenly becomes your enemy, but this is still bad even when he's still your friend.

That would suck like heck because what if your so called friend rubs it in your face

Your Date Says You Smell

Or they would sniff the air. Stare at you and then walk away saying you are disgusting. This is much worse.

Remember: brush your teeth and use deodorant before you go to see your date.

Haha that response from anonymous made me laugh. Thank you!

Your Date Wants to See a Movie When You Really Want to Eat at a Fancy Restaurant

What?! Utmost impudence on the latter's part! Operating on the optic nerve when your Stomach is groaning with the pains! Dump her, I say! Dump girls who are so heartless!

You just decide, then suddenly your date says were Finished being together.

I would only see it if it was big hero 6, ima picky eater anyways

Your Date Says She Doesn't Like You

That had always happened to me on valentines day! That's why I'm forever alone and always single on valentines day eating and playing video games and crying. Valentines day is a horrible day for me

I don't need a date to get a girl to say they don't like me

I don't care, I don't care about teen romance

Your Date Tells You She Is Cheating On You

Nah, Don't mind- I'm better off playing' video games

That's OK because I think somebody is going to be murdered tonight because I'm yandere.

You Don't Get Any Presents

Yep been there,tried that last time he got me a cupcake like seriously? And this year nothing! Which is better do you think

I don't care. I don't even get presents on Christmas. Because of my culture

Is this Valentine's Day or Christmas that we're talking about?

You Get Asked to Date Someone from Big Brother

Truth or dare, dare ok, make your valentimes day ruined and get a date

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Your Date is a Rapist

?

Your date isn't impressed with the gift you gave them

A Rejected Proposal

You Still Have to Do Chores

I have my own chores mom, going on a date

... Instead of playing Minecraft.

You Have To Live Through Valentine's Day

I hate valentines day for a number of reasons.

You Accidentally Ask Two People Out Who Both Accept

My friend had to go through this. He ended up choosing neither. Wow. After school we went to The nearest corner store, bought some Doritos, and we just talked together. Happy Ending? Eh?

This would suck one person in my school cheated on his girlfriend so she beat him up

Wait... How are you supposed to do that accidentally?

Girlfriend Wants to Have Sex With Someone That Is Not You

I hope it's not Justin Bieber why because he sucks I wish that Austin weeting was dead

What, she wants to have sex with your brother?

Your Date Battles You

Kirito and Asuna would do it to get stronger. They're a really cute couple.

When you send out Charizard, she sends out the evolution of boldore (I forgot what its called.)

So your date shows up with a tank to Blitzkrieg your arse?

Your Date Tells You He Hates You

Error, you should have put he/she

The Justin Bieber Baby Song Is Playing At The Valentine's Day Party

You Get Friend-zoned

The friend zone is the relationship equivalent of either purgatory or hell. In the purgatory version of the friend zone, your date/crush likes someone else, but isn't really a couple with them yet, meaning you have a chance to get her to like you eventually. But in the hellish version of the friend zone, she's already proposed to the guy she likes.

Getting enemy-zoned would be worse, right? People who have crushes aren't always compatible with their crushes.

I feel bad for the dude in my class who got friend zoned at a carnival by this girl

You Have Sex With Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend and Discovered He or She Had AIDS

Catching Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Making Out With One of Your Friends

Happened to me. Very depressing. Guess nobody cares about me. Does anybody has a knife? I am gonna end my friend and my beloved one, my girlfriend

The Nicki Minaj Song, Stupid Hoe, is Playing at the Valentine's Day Party

You Want to Play Video Games When Your Date Dislikes Them

It's a good idea to find a partner based on similar interests and hobbies.

You Get Bad Games

Very bad, especially on No One Loves You Day, I'd be very bored

You Get A Wingman/Wing-Girl And He/She Steals Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

That'd really stink. One time that happened with my sister. And the person who stole her boyfriend was one of her best friends!