Top 10 Questions We'd Like to Ask God When We Die
So... Now you're face-to-face with the Great Man Himself. What's the first question you would ask Him? Add anything you like; random, funny, serious... Anything goes!I've wondered and debated this for years!
We all have to answer to someone, right?
You'd want to know if He believes in Himself, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you?
Reminds me of the God debate in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look up the babelfish.
I often wonder if He'd rather be a film star or a great philosopher, or writer...? Instead of an agony uncle...
A construction foreman, perhaps?
I'd want to come back as a better me.
I just realized, heaven would be a lot like hell. Just think, if all your worst enemies are Christian, that means they would be in heaven with you. And since there is no sin in heaven, you would basically become a mindless robot. At least in hell, you can be free.
Please send me down for thoughts I harbor of a sweet old lady...
Bye bye medications when no-deal Brexit happens. It will be on my question list with exactly what are you and where are we? Also, there was too much conflict to believe in you, so people cannot send themselves there.
I heard it was eternity. The second Heaven could be about population because would a loving god allow people who don't believe in hell to go there? That's just cruel and an evil belief.
Ever lose something that you never find again? Heaven may have it!
That is a question I'd ask straight away if God and Heaven are real. I'd be questioning him, like do I have to burn for not believing? There is too much conflict on earth to believe.
"Yes! Would you like to hear my favourite album by Rotting Christ?"
That goes with asking Him, "What are you?"
Yeah! I mean, look around at all the atheists, other religions than Christianity.
Although you'd probably already know the answer, there's no harm in a second opinion, is there?
Well, no harm in being curious. Laugh out loud!
Was the Bible just made by man, but there are so many mysteries of the world and space, so God goes in the maybe and the Bible is no, it's outdated.
Like, there is a lot of far-fetched and some rubbish, no offense.
But not as a stupid fly or spider. Same for plant. Human or some other animal, maybe a wild animal.
Reincarnation no longer a millennial... but the generation might get hatred too, d'oh. Maybe an elephant. A bee, okay, I know, stupid one, but they need to exist even if they are irritating.
The biggest with all your childhood toys, and that Ferris wheel you had in New York.