Top Ten Foolish Things to Do If You Meet a Very Famous Rock Star

The Top Ten

1 Kiss His or Her Feet

I meant, *I couldn't!

2 Threaten to Kill Him/Her If He/She Doesn't Sign Your Autograph

3 Bang a Guitar On His/Her Head

4 Offer to Give the Person a Haircut

5 Sing a Song In a High Pitch and Ask the Person How It Was

6 Shoot the Person and Read "Catcher In the Rye"

Ah a John Lennon and Mark David Chapman reference

7 Run a Car Over the Person

8 Say to the Person, "You Stole My Girlfriend/Boyfriend"

But what if he did?! Yoko, why did you leave me for that random bloke?!

9 Headbang

10 Kick Him/Her Where It Hurts the Most

I'm sure their wallet is too padded for it to hurt.

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