Top Ten Proofs That Bigfoot Is Fake

Why can't we get a clear shot of him? Is that too much to ask for? Apperantely so. Instead of getting a clear view, we get blurry pictures two miles away from the beast.

So the Bigfoot apperantely snacks on deer and berries in the wild. So shouldn't the number of deer and berries be going down and down? Yes. Do they? No.

So bigfoots are apperantely scattered all around North America. Why aren't they all over the place?

The best piece of "proof" of him is fake. there is clearly a zipper on the costume visible.