Top 10 Stupidest Conspiracy Theories
This is completely preposterous. For one, he has to be dead now, but I don't think he escaped Germany and went to Argentina. Hitler was so bent on the success of his country that he would have died before the Allies took it.
It's the feeling... oh my lord, what is it? Oh yeah. It's the feeling you get when you've officially lost all hope for humanity. If people believe that someone who was born in the late 1800s is still alive, I hope you're doing well.
It's 2016 now. Even if Adolf Hitler didn't commit suicide, he would already be dead of old age by this year.
This is stupid. Of course dinosaurs did not build the pyramids. There is no evidence that dinosaurs were around during ancient Egypt. Also, I keep seeing comments saying Christians believe this. That is completely false and honestly quite offensive.
Were there already pyramids when dinosaurs existed? The people who claim this theory clearly never studied history.
How could they have helped build the pyramids if they went extinct before Ancient Egypt even existed?
George Bush did not do 9/11. Why would he have any reason to do that?
Osama literally admitted to taking a huge role in 9/11 in 2004.
No, angry terrorists caused it.
George W. Bush is not a terrorist. Why do people believe this?
This is so silly. I mean, nobody can be a shapeshifter. He probably just applies makeup so he doesn't look like a lizard. I can't believe people actually think Obama is a shapeshifter.
Hey, he's not a reptile, he's a reptoid - a scaly, blood-sucking, shape-shifting extraterrestrial. Get your terminology correct.
Who exactly came up with this, and what evidence is there to support this crazy idea?
It's odd that many Americans still believe the moon landings were staged. Even though the Soviet Union not only knew that we landed but even congratulated us on the first landing.
This is false. There was definitely a moon landing. Tons of older people remember this happening. The only people who deny it were not alive at the time.
This theory is a disgrace to all of the men and women who worked hard to get on the moon!
Can someone explain this one to me?
This conspiracy theory exists?
I would really like to know more about this one, considering I did the challenge a few years ago.
Do people actually believe this?
I know a lot of people hate Obama, but this conspiracy theory is one of the most ridiculous ever imagined. It's downright cringeworthy.
This sounds similar to North Korea's claim that Kim Jong Un is a god who can control the weather.
I mean, we can control the weather, but not with magical objects.
This theory needs to end, especially for those who believe it. They're definitely on track for Darwin Awards.
If that were true, then all my love of medieval stuff would be pointless.
That doesn't even make any sense. What do people mean by that?
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A YouTuber named Historic Travels debunked this theory on YouTube. You should go watch his video on it to know why this theory is not true.
So here's how this theory is true (joke): Osama bin Laden secretly adopted an African child by the name of Obama. He trained him in the ways of the Gohldi, a karate form. Osama then sent Obama into the USA with a fake birth certificate, and he slowly became more powerful. It is said Obama would attack the USA on his last day as president.
Other than the fact that Osama and Obama sound similar, please tell me how this conspiracy theory was thought up.
Apart from the names being similar, how was this theory even thought up?
Then how the heck were all those lives lost? Did someone pull a Thanos and snap them out of existence? I don't think so.
So, the death of millions of lives was for nothing then?
How can anyone defend that conspiracy theory?!
It was proven long ago that the Earth is not flat. If the Earth were flat, then why aren't the other planets flat? This was simply something people believed in ancient times, but it was eventually discovered to be untrue.
I've heard of the Earth being flat, but a single line? Look around you! Everywhere you go, you can move in more than one direction in three-dimensional space. This is insane!
People proved the Earth was round back in the BC era. Nice try.
So because of a Peruvian singer that mimics his voice, he's automatically alive?
I wish this were true. At least he wouldn't be dead.
As much as I wish Kurt Cobain were still alive, he's not. You can't fake shooting yourself with a shotgun.
They don't seem like very *smart* aliens. *Watches my cat completely freak out over the loud sound the coffee maker makes, even though the coffee maker has never actually presented a danger to her.* I mean, cats are smart in the sense that they can figure out humans, but they aren't smart enough to lead an organized invasion of Earth. *Shakes head, smiling.* They're just too derpy.
I have a cat, and this might be true. He is definitely the weirdest animal I've ever seen. Plus, what is with the kneading? Maybe they are sending secret codes.
Something out there is dreaming about everything on this planet.
Things in the dream: religion, Justin Bieber, Teletubbies, North Korea.
All of your movements - everything you do - is a dream of something. Of course, this hasn't been proven, but I remember talking about it years ago.
I... I... Excuse me, I'll just be in my room lying on the floor like a piece of trash, contemplating existence for a couple of days.
Look, it's pretty dumb, but I have thought about it being true. Please don't insult me for it, though.
You've never been to Earth's core, so you can't disprove this.
Man, I should be a theorist. This would be a great imagination exercise.
If the Earth were hollow, then how do volcanoes erupt?
Thanks to watching A Grand Day Out when I was little, I actually believed this for a while, but I was very young.
I'm surprised this isn't ranked higher. This is one of the most pathetic and ridiculous theories ever made. It's also incredibly disrespectful to the Jewish people who were killed in massive numbers.
There is a website run by some militant atheist that claims the Holocaust never happened. It's totally giving atheism a bad name.
Then what happened?! Did the Jewish version of Thanos show up and snap 6 million people away?
Who believes in the Illuminati? Only trolls do. The Illuminati doesn't exist. Aliens might exist, but the Illuminati doesn't.
This is scary and very, very wrong.
Then why is there a big white thing in the sky at night?
If I understand correctly, are these people saying that the other planets and the sun aren't real either? Or do they believe the sun revolves around the Earth?