Top Ten Ways Donald Trump's Hair Is Faker Than Nicki Minaj's Butt

It's the sad truth. Also, I'm sick and tired of my lists building up and me not doing them, so don't be surprised if I put weird reasons on this list. I already have about 5 lists I haven't even started yet, so I'm currently rage-moding this list.
The Top Ten
1 It never blows in the wind

How can something be more fake than something else? It's rather fake or it isn't.

Lol Donald Trump is bald

2 Nicki Minaj's butt behaves like a normal butt

Her butt isn't even normal!

It's a plastic surgery.

His Butt pis me off.

3 Donald Trump's hair doesn't look fully connected to his head

I saw a picture of it, and it looked rather plastered on than real.

4 Donald Trump's hair doesn't have white streaks

He's pretty old by now, and no white hair looks fake for someone at his age.

5 Nicki Minaj is not afraid to show off her butt

What kind of sane person shows his/her butt in public for something that's not meant to be a porn video?

How she isn't afraid to show off his Butt? I regularly seeing her Butt on his music videos

In those innappropriate music videos of hers she always does. But Donald Trump never shows it off.

6 His hair style is old and outdated

It looks like one of those Irish hats, or the ones those old golfers wear.

Outdated doesn't mean fake.

7 He never changes his hairstyle

I know everybody has that "norm" hairstyle, but never once have we seen him change his hairstyle just a tiny bit.

He is ugly, he looks like Niall from crappy 1D.

8 He has made a statement comparing his hair to a wet raccoon

It's true. If the guy says it himself then its no lie.

What did the raccoon do to deserve such an insult?

9 It looks like a paintbrush

We could use trump as a paintbrush to paint.

10 It looks like a blur in Photoshop
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