Top Ten Worst Comebacks
Oh my goodness, my cousin uses this all the time. It's really ANNOYING!
While I'm typing this comment, she's sitting next to me smiling and laughing.
My brother uses this all the time, and it's annoying and stupid. Seriously, what's the point?! Tell me. This just gets old quick.
Guy Fighting With Me: I know what you are, but what am I?
Me: You're the guy who's fighting me, and the one who's dumb enough to use that as a comeback.
Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.
Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.
Kids can be tattletales, and this comeback sucks.
That isn't going to help in the slightest.
Haha! My mom says this all the time! I love it! It cracks me up every time.
It shuts people up, though... or they just punch you right in the face, but whatever.
My younger brother uses this, and I sit back and laugh at him.
He thinks I'm laughing because it's a funny comeback, but it's at his stupidity.
"What's soaking wet and clueless? Your face!" - Fluttershy from Return of Harmony
Me: You're an awesome and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.
Kid 1: My mom got diagnosed with cancer yesterday.
Kid 2: Oh yeah? Well, at least I like Christmas wreaths.
Kid 3: *sits there contemplating their friendship*
This right here is genius. Why haven't I thought of this before? I'm going to use this every time someone talks to me from now on. Thank you to the 5-year-old who said this.
What kind of comeback is this?
Me: You stepped in dog poop by accident.
Kid: Oh yeah? Well, at least I like Christmas wreaths.
Me: What does that mean? That's a terrible comeback.
I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.
This is only a word, but people use it as a comeback.
Me: Why did you try to break my computer?
Kid: Because.
Me: You stink.
It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word.
It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer, huh?
The Newcomers
Today at school, two of my schoolmates argued over whether fish sleep or not. One of them said, "Fish sleep!" and then the other said, "You sleep!" Luckily, the person was just being ironic.
And what if this guy doesn't have a big head? Saying you have a big head can also show that their brain is too big. So it's like you're saying he or she is smarter than you.
Kid: Buy me ice cream right now.
Babysitter: Potato.
Kid: I hate you!
Babysitter: Potato.
A truck of potatoes falls on the kid's head...
What. Is this really a comeback? I just laughed out loud at this comeback.
Wait, what?! This is an actual comeback that people use?
People do this just to sound tougher, but it FAILS - it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth-grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls.
It's basically just cursing, and they're inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.
Yeah, it's true. This deserves to be on the list.
Every time I swear, I sound like a moron, but the word just automatically comes out! I try to avoid swearing.
I only swear when I'm upset, and it feels good. But it does not make you any tougher. I agree with that.
My sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?
"So what" basically means "So?". I like this comeback.
This is what my teacher says... I watched a movie called Sonic Boom and Amy used that line.
My teacher says I have to use this useless comeback.
This is actually a good comeback, but not many people listen to this one, though.
How teachers think bullying works.
People who are bullies don't listen to this one.
Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback.
To the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain. Go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.
Can't say I've ever heard this being used, but it sounds like it would definitely stop someone from bullying you.
Farts aren't supposed to smell good. Check the dictionary, people!
Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff?
Would you still consider that good?!
This results in getting injured.
This is just plain stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.
For example:
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point of this? It's pointless!
I hate this. In 6th grade, every time I asked my friend a question, she responded, "Your mom."
ALL. THE. TIME.
I don't ask her questions anymore.
Whoever said their brother uses this comeback on them - he's technically insulting his mom too.
I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!
Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No, I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Whoops...
Me: Ha! I knew it!
It's funny, but it doesn't work.
I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!
Pretty much the two-year-old's version of I know you are, but what am I.