Worst Seasons of the Year
I hate summer because I get overheated naturally really quickly, and I have to spread myself out like a naked starfish to keep cool. Between my legs gets so hot that it looks like I wet myself at times. Throughout and during the summer heat, I smell like a dog-skunk.
I despise summer because I have a love-hate relationship with the season itself. Some summers are hotter than others, and the hotter summers make me redder than usual. I look like Darth Maul during hot summers, and it makes me wonder if I am him at times, which makes me anxiously nervous about it. Once summer hits, I look like a starfish.
It's only good for Christmas. After New Year's, I want winter to end!
Winter is the best time of year - Christmas, snow, winter break!
I hate snow, snowball fights, and I can't go inline skating. Laugh out loud.
I hate this season just because I have really bad allergies during spring!
I live in Oklahoma, and there are a lot of tornadoes. Yikes!
Guess what pure hell starts in fall?
The season when school starts.